Spin Syc;e for Thursday January 31 2013

How is it already the end of January, Syclers??!!

Kim Kardashian is a damm liar, you know she'll have the baby on her stupid show; it's all she has left.

This is a stupid move, Rihanna.  I know you want to say it's your choice but remember that when he goes at you again.

Ron Jeremy had emergency surgery for his heart.  His heart, assholes.

Spin Sycle for Monday January 28 2013

Are you have a Funday Monday, Syclers?

Chris Brown gets into a fight with Frank Ocean at a recording studio.  Could Chris Brown be charged with a hate crime?

Daft Punk is releasing a new album!

I'm gonna let you judge all over this.  Judge hard:


Ultravox to go back on tour, not sure who's in their lineup though.



See you next time, Syclers!!  I'm going to let my hand heal up after being bitten up by fire ants.  FIRE ANTS MUST DIE

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 25 2013

It's a month after christmas, Syclers.  Enjoy

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.

Popular guess:

Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z

Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

Spin sycle Weekend edition

How long you gonna make us wait, Justin??

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 20 2012

I'm just going to leave this here



Know who this is for?  Her name is Brenda Ann Spencer.  She is in prison for life for shooting two people and injuring eight others at an elementary school.  She did this when she was 16 years old.  Read about her here.

And let us not forget the Watchtower shooting



Update:  Funny how everyone has forgotten the shooting in Norway last year with 77 schoolchildren killed and 242 injured.  That was NORWAY people, not the United States

Also, here's a handy dandy brief history of mass shootings.  It goes back much earlier than you would think, try 1891 or even 1764.  These were not isolated to the U.S. either.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  How's it going?

Sean Penn is a world class douche, in case you didn't know

Is Orlando Bloom about to become single?

Kristen Stewart is built like a boy.  There, I said it

This is the official marker for the end of days.  Welcome to rock bottom, everybody.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 12 2012

Happy 12/12/12 Syclers!!!

Imagine my shock....Madonna's tour sold better than Gaga's

OF COURSE STORAGE WARS IS FAKE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT???

Johnny Depp as Tonto.....Good idea or tasteless?

Here's a blind item for you
[Blind Gossip] This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.

There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.

The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.

America’s Good Girl:

America’s Biggest Jerk:

Spin's guess: Taylor Swift

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Spin Sycle Hiatus

I'm tired, Syclers.  Very tired.  I'm going to take a break for a little bit.  Don't be sad, it's not forever.  Just need to recharge.





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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Another weekend already, Syclers?

Lady Gaga is just high as fuck. You know it, I know it, we all know it.


Mila Kunis is having Ashton Kutcher's baby??  Wow. Not surprising though, I think we all knew deep down that they were going to be together.

Blind items!
[Blind Gossip] He is her fiancé in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, dr*gs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.

Although you see her with their kids constantly, you don’t see him with the kids more than once a month… and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, he’s everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change?

It’s all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex haven’t worked together in years, and given that he’s married, you would think that he’d be smart enough to stop talking about the ex. Nope. He’s been flapping his gums lately about how he’s been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife!

So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife.

For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. We’d be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.

Husband:

Wife:

Husband’s Ex:

Here is No Doubt's latest, Looking Hot:

Spin Sycle: Hurricane Sandy Edition

For all you Eastcoasters, take care!  This is for you:



A couple of tips you may not have heard about: fill up your bathtub with water.  There's no nice way to put this, you're going to have to go to the bathroom and in the storm you'll lose water pressure.  You'll use the bathtub water to pour into the toilet to flush.

Also, be aware that when you lose power that you won't be able to make phone calls, either land line or cell phone.  You will be able to communicate by text though.

I survived Hurricane Ike, so I pass this info along to you.  Stay safe!

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:



Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

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Great, Taylor Swift will be making another crappy song about a breakup

Lindsay Lohan's publicist finally walked away from the crazy

Funny, I thought Jessica Simpson's parents were already divorced

Why, Adam Corolla, Why???

Here's a lovely Blind Item for you:

[Blind Gossip] She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.

No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends thatalthough they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.

Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.

In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.

Enjoy 2NE1  with I love you:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, October 25 2012

Come share some wine with me, Syclers!!

I like Britney's father more and more

So it seems Papa Joe is out and has a twink....my guess is that he's always been jealous that Jessica has those Tig ol' bitties

Are Justin and Jessica assholes?

here's your LOL for the day:

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

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