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Wtf Texas? The State wants to cut thousands of teachers' jobs to help balance the budget but then turns around to shell out state money, that's right STATE money, to fund Formula One racing. WTF? Education doesn't get you anywhere the way a racer will, I guess.
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The White House won't release Bin Laden's death pics....BOOOOO....expect to see them pop up on Wikileaks or Rotten. But you can see three dead guys from his compound here
The Second Coming will be on youtube.com? And i don't mean your sexy escapades you caught on your cellphone over the weekend but really, it may as well be.
Delicates BlindGossip – Although nothing has been announced yet, this celebrity couple is almost certainly heading for divorce. They haven’t lived together for several months, lawyers are being hired, and each spouse already has a new paramour. Hers is a work colleague. His is a former (?) escort.
Considering Britney Spears used to be a world class dancer then lost her confidence. Here's a comparison of what I mean, starting with the original version of Dance Til The World Ends where she pretty much just bounces up and down:
There's not much to this, nothing complicated, they even have Britney pretty well covered up. Let's compare this to Slave 4 U which was much hotter:
and maybe one of her best videos, Stronger:
and of course Oops I did It Again:
Basically, her choices have been really bad. She should not have gotten married and had children when she did. She really should have waited til about now, when the timing would have been much better for her career. I don't know that she'll ever make it back to the top where she was, there are too many contenders now. Sorry Britney, you fucked up.
I'll leave you with Overprotected:
and Toxc:
You can see what's happening, the same formula and ideas are being rehashed from her earlier work in the hopes of regaining Britney's glory and top spot in the world of pop. Is it too late?
1. "This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong." [CDaN]
2. "This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he's actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife." [BuzzFoto]
3. "A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer. Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: "The showrunner on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood. Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace her. This new assistant (we'll call her Prudy) didn't know what hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner in a stern tone, 'Can we just confine our comments to the script?' There was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in stride and good spirit. He said, 'Alright, fine. Take this down,' and he began dictating. 'Fade in. Interior apartment – day. Fred enters. Fred says…' At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden, XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say, we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved act or euphemism for sexual organ (he must've gone on for five minutes), he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat, and said to the temp: 'Okay, now read that back to me.'" [Blind Gossip]
Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together? Frankly, they should have never split.
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Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here. Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different. Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.
Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?
Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers! That is the furthest thing from the truth! I have been really tired. Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering: As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older. To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.
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Is Amy Winehouse getting married?? When the hell is her new album coming out?
Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup. Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies. I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash. He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway. So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.
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