Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 21 2012

Having a great Spring so far, Syclers?  You know what Spring leads to, right?  No, all that spring cleaning!  What were you thinking?

The Duggars drag out their big bag o' propoganda

Kim Zolciak is pregnant again.  yawn

Some other bitch is pregnant again too

Is Katy Perry pressed?

Peyton Manning is in, Tim Tebow is out.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ha Ha Guy -  U mad?

Tell me that this photo does not look WEIRD like the Snake Queen swallowed a goat


Here's Beyonce post baby weight


Kirk Cameron just cannot, for the life of him, understand all the hate.  poor thing.

Omar Shaif Jr.  is gay and half Jewish.  Your move, Egypt

Chow Down (at Chik-fil-A)

Monday, March 19, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  Know what I'm having for dinner? Potato chips and peanut butter/chocolate fudge.  I'm on a binge, whatever.

Snoop Dogg made a mixtape that is awesome, FOR FREE and just for you!  Yes, you!


Lamar Odom finally sick of reality TV.....what does this mean for his marriage to the Hulk/Khloe?

Rosie and Oprah are not speaking

Lady Gaga to shut up for a while

OWN in trouble?  Guess what, Oprah....that audience you so depended on for support didn't follow you cuz they can barely afford basic cable.  Nobody's paying extra just for your crap channel.

"Desperate Housewives" mistrial

Blind Item
[Hollywood Dame] What celebrity father hasn’t seen his kid since she was born? He showed up for the birth and wrote a big check to keep the mother happy, but has been too busy dating models almost half his age to spend time with the tot. It seems cruel, but at least the child support checks still show up.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!!  Have any big plans going on this weekend?

Did Kate Hudson get married?

Himmmm is not Robert Downey Jr.  Really.

o SERIOUSLY.  Quit saying Beyonce might already be pregnant again

Charlize Theron became a mother

Look at this picture then tell me if you think Jennifer Aniston is engaged.

Sin City 2 is finally shooting

For St. Patrick's day, here's House of Pain and Top of the Morning to ya



and Bonus Big Bang with Fantastic Baby

Monday, March 12, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Do you think Jay Z and Beyonce should have done something similar?  This is pretty popular on the net right now



I did not realize that being fired from Desperate Housewives was such ~srs bzns~

Charlie Sheen gets hammered.  No really.

Is Robert Downey Jr. leaking Hollywood secrets?

If you don't get to see it, here's the Doonesbury comic that's causing all the fuss:
Doonesbury

Until next time!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday, March 12 2012

How's the beginning of your week, Syclers?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina split up because he didn't want kids

Halle Berry is engaged

Bobbi Kristina wants to be Kristina Houston

John Mayer cancels tour due to vocal cord injury

Jennifer Aniston wants to be engaged by the end of the year

Here's George Takei's happy dance



Blind item!
[NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  I have a long rainy weekend ahead of me.

Some pop music, especially K-pop is more awesome than understanding the language.  Here's Big Bang with Bad Boy




Thursday, March 8, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 9 2012

Syclers!!  Are you ready for the time change this weekend? I'm not!!!

PAY MY BILLS FOR ME BITCH!!

Enjoy Neon Hitch's latest "Fuck You Betta"



Here's a promo pic for The Lone Ranger where Johnny Depp is playing Tonto


Stacy Keibler to be gone in 3....2...

Eva Longoria is single again

Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant again?

Oscar Blind Item!
[StarMagazine] Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids.


See you over the weekend!

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 8 2012

Hey Syclers!!

Have a listen to Madonna's new album, MDNA

In Whitney Houston's will, daughter Bobbi Kristina gets everything.  Don't stick it all up your nose, kid

If you care, Ashley Olsen has quit acting

Aaaand some more fuel for the Will Smith gay rumors
/oblig


Here's a blind item to keep you going thru the day:


[BlindGossip] In a case where one half of a couple makes substantially more than the other, who pays for the ring? Well, in the case of these three engaged couples where the woman has the bigger paycheck, it certainly wasn’t the future groom.
The first couple went directly to the jeweler and cut a deal for a very impressive diamond sparkler. They worked out an arrangement where the couple agreed to make x number of mentions of the jeweler in the press for a 50% discount. Then the female half of the couple paid the balance in cash.
The second couple tried harder than anyone to try to talk multiple jewelers into a free ring. When no one would agree to the freebie, she simply turned to her future fiance and said, “Here’s the money. You know what I like. Now, go get me the biggest f*cking diamond you can.”
The third couple knew ahead of time that they were getting engaged, and she knew exactly what she wanted. Because she likes to control everything, she picked out the ring in a secret private buying session with the jeweler, where they settled on a price. Then she later gave the money to the boyfriend, who went to the store to pay for the ring. Of course she pretended that she had no idea that there was a ring coming, that she was thrilled with her fiance’s taste, and that she was so impressed that he paid for the ring himself.
So, when you see those shining baubles on the ring fingers of these lucky stars, you now know that in all three cases, the future groom didn’t have to lay out his own cash… but that he still gets to look like he’s a generous man with good taste.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  Have enough going on in your life? Take a break?

I thought Tila Tequila was converting to Judaism?

Hasn't Cher said this before?

Here's a snippet of "I'm addicted" by Madonna form her soon to be released MDMA album.  Note the Stigmata stance.



Maybe Kim Kardashian's golddigging will land her a prince but she might regret it

Nick Lachey will be wife Vanessa's birth coach

I can't believe I'm typing this:  Miley Cyrus just gained a little of my respect

Have a great day!  The weekend isn't too far?

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 1 2012

Hey Syclers!  Sad News.  Davy Jones from the Monkees has died. You need to know the awesomeness of the Monkees.  Get off of my lawn.




OMG it's the End of the World:  Is Snooki pregnant?

Ben Affleck And Jen Garner give their son a sane and sensible name

Paris Jackson says Sony faked her father's voice

Here's pictures of Rachel Zoe and her son Skylar

Run for your life, the End is really here:  Bristol Palin gets her own reality TV show.  

Back at ya later, Syclers!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 29 2012

Happy Leap Day, Syclers!!  Are there any birthday Syclers today??  Enjoy the extra day!

Enjoy the Cranberries new video Tomorrow



Natalie Portman actually married that guy

Charlie Sheen's new show to premiere in June

Vanessa Manillo (you remember her, Nick Lachey's wife) is pregnant, according to CDAN


Uma Thurman is expecting baby #3

Seems like all that's out there in gossip galaxy anymore is wedding announcements and pregnancies

Megan Fox is ready to push out babies

Enjoy your day!



Monday, February 27, 2012

Spin Sycle for the Day After the Oscars Ceremony 2012

I'm enjoying cafe au lait and some cinnamon toast this morning, Syclers!  What are you doing?

Enjoy Madonna's latest "Girl Gone Wild"  It's better than Gimme All Your Lovin



In case you missed it last night, here's the listing of all the winners.  Frankly, Billy Crystal was a huge snooze.  to be honest, Viola Davis should win an Oscar for a better role.



Here are Vogue's best dressed at the Oscars and they missed a few fabulous people

And here's a slideshow if you prefer

Glenn Close looked flawless


Sandra Bullock was total class


Goddess Milla Jovovich


and...


In other non-Oscar news, meet Swedish Princess Estelle


Lucy Lawless (XENA!) was arrested in New Zealand

Teen mom Amber Portwood moves in with her grandparents

I know you're dying for the blind items, so here is one:
[BlindGossip] It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when it isn’t. This actress did a good job pretending to be happy for the winner of this award last night, but behind the scenes was a different story.

She was seen in a corner of the bathroom being consoled by a friend for her loss. While she was not wailing or screaming in a dramatic fashion, there were definitely some tears and some nose blowing going on. One of them was also saying, “It’s not fair… it’s not fair!” although we honestly don’t know if those words were uttered by the actress or the friend who was helping her. The good news is that she did manage to pull it together enough to attend more than one party during the evening… plus there’s always next year.




Friday, February 24, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Have a good weekend going on?

you need to be aware fo the awesomeness of Janet Jackson (Thanks Tiff J)



Brad Pitt lost his cellphone in London, somebody needs to find that STAT

Stephen Hawking likes sex clubs.  Well, why not, what does he have to lose?

Could Drew Barrymore be pregnant?

Amazingly, Abe Vigoda is still alive

There is no warrent for arrest yet for Chris Brown

Fair is fair, now you can convert dead Mormons into teh Ghey!!!  no takie backsies

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Monday, February 20, 2012

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!


This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.


If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:



The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 17 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Ready for the weekend?

 you need to be aware of the awesomeness of Thomas Dolby

WTF is happening with the Colbert Report?

Rihanna and Chris Brown doing a song together?  Can't sure stupid

Jason Bateman welcomes his newborn daughter, Maple Syrup......I mean Maple Sylvie.

Hasn't Hillary Duff been pregnant for like, 2 years now?

Sean Penn is still an idiot, doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Say what you mean in the comments!!


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Syclers!!!

Here's my Luv Day cards to you






Have a wonderful and safe St. Valentine's day!

Friday, February 10, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend

Hey Syclers!!

So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce


Nice frontlace, Bey

THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)

Madonna's always about the publicity....this time it's courtesy of M.I.A.

Enjoy your weekend!

UPDATE:  Whitney Houston has died at age 48  What did you do to yourself, Whitney?

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday February 10 2012

Hey Syclers!! Gossip seems a little slow right now, have you noticed?

Does this picture of Macaulay Culkin bother you?  Photo: Macaulay Culkin was photographed on February 8 in NYC

Make it stop:  Blue Ivy to be trademarked.  Really people?

Halle Berry is engaged again

Kourtney Kardashian's second child is a girl



Haven't seen any pics of Becks with Victoria together in a while

Reese Witherspoon wants to be pregnant again

Enjoy Kanye West and Jay Z "Ni**ers in Paris*  (EPILEPSY WARNING)

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Spin Scyle for Friday, February 3 2012

Hey Syclers!! In case you have not been turned on to My Morning Jacket, please allow me to introduce you:



Roseanne Barr for president?

Madonna doesn't care about poor people just like Mittens Romney!

Jennifer Aniston is desperately trying to get pregnant?

Will and Jada not only splitting up but splitting up the kids too?

Hope you have a great Friday!!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday February 2 2012

Hey Syclers!!!  Thinking about Valentine's Day yet?  Yeah, me neither.

Frances Bean confirms that Courtney Love is just plain crazy.

A Carter sister dies at the age of 25.  And just to horn it in a little more, here's a blind item about it:
[BlindGossip] More than one person in this family has achieved fame and success in the music industry, and several others have been television regulars. One of the members of the family recently passed at a very young age. While it is usual for families to ask for privacy when they are in mourning, this family is doing everything they can to cover upthe cause of de*th. It turns out that several members of the family have had similar struggles and they loathe the thought of having to discuss it in public.
SOLVED!
It’s Leslie Carter, sister of Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. Source: TMZ
We knew that Leslie was having a problem with drugs. TMZ is now reporting that the drug was Xanax., but our source named a different drug. Rather than speculate as to which source is correct, we will wait for the toxicology report. Both Nick and Aaron Carter have sought help for addiction and substance abuse issues in the past.
THIS Nicki Minaj video was banned by BET.  Great PR for her.  Warning for epileptics, lots of strobe, possible trigger



No, Snooki is not pregnant. You can breathe again.

Tilda Swinton signs on to play a vampire.  You know you want to see it.

Are the Travoltas having marriage trouble?

Penelope Cruz is judging you


Think you can make it to the weekend?

Monday, January 30, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday January 30 2012

Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun?  Oh well, worth is after all the work.

Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
 What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson
 and Pete Wentz for awhile.


Jlo is useless, a hypocrite and obviously lives in her own little bubble


Enjoy M.I.A.'s new song Bad Girls



Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions.  I wouldn't even have performed.

MDNA.  Madonna.  That is all.

Remember the Ferris Bueller tease?  It's a damm car ad.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 26 2012

Already a whole month after Xmas, Syclers!!!

Brad Pitt, atheist (psst young, constant indoctrination always kills the religion bug)

Demi Moore, anorexic?

Yes, Miley, we get it: You're having sex

Make it stop: Blue Ivy's godmother is Oprah

Cameron Diaz is crushed that Justin Timberlake never proposed to her?

Just because Spin finds it sweet, Gary Oldman with his wife:


Enjoy Mayor Hawthorne "The Walk" (great song, bad video)

Monday, January 23, 2012

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, January 24 2012

Hey Syclers!  I didn't make any New Year's resolutions because I have no intention of stopping eating potato chips.  It would all be a damm lie, so why waste my time?  Anyhow, Happy Chinese New Year!!



We're gettin fingered by the sun, ya'll!

Whitney Houston is broke

Puppy Bowl lineup has been released!

Britney Spears' conservatorship to end when her new marriage begins

Khloe Kardashian's biological father is her mom's hairdresser?


Solved Blind Item and frankly this is what you get with the $citard school of parenting:
BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own  decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities.  Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.

SOLVED!
It’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith and Willow Smith! Source: BG
Unimportant: Math, school, bedtime, stability
Important: Acting, singing, fame, hair-whipping
This is an old blind item and may not be the most shocking blind item reveal ever, but we thought the timing was right to solve it.
That’s because while this family is all pretty on the outside, they’ve been a mess on the inside for a couple of years now, and it’s getting tougher for them to keep it all a secret. Don’t expect to see anything from them in public except an intact, united front and lots of smiles. But do expect to see a few more Solved items on them this year.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers!!!  Here's what's happening:

HUGE: Heidi Klum is going to divorce Seal....L'Amour est mort

Kelly Osbourne gets fuckered

Fantasia, honey, don't you know that if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you?

Jennifer Lopez is a dumbass

Enjoy Etta James, Sunday kind of Love:

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday January 20 2012

Hey SyclerS!!  Here's what's going on:

Even Beyonce's parents are already sick of hearing about Blue Ivy

Snooki really doesn't need all that makeup
Snooki without make-up

are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston pregnant at the same time?

I simply don't find Michael Fassbender attractive

Kardashian magazine is not happening

Human head, hand and feet found near Hollywood sign

Juliet's first hardcore song will rock your world:

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 18 2012

Already mid January Syclers!!!

Happy 90th Cake day, Betty White!
Betty White in The Golden Girls

Khloe the Sasquatch begins fertility treatment in Dallas.  Which clinic is that again?

Paula Deen's cooking finally catches up to her;  The lesson is: Don't Eat Like Paula, Ya'll

Is the vampire thing going a little too far?  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Is it just me or is Cameron Diaz looking a little gross these days?


What about Beyonce's "lighter skin" photos?  Anyone?

I do not give two shits if Rihanna wants to smoke a blunt

Old and busted: Amsterdam   New hotness: Czech Republic

Friday, January 13, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Tila Tequila is like a rash that you think has finally gone away for good then appears once more as a bigger, uglier blister

Really, people?  Come on now, you can do better about Blue Ivy than this

Sinead O'Conner vows to never love again, ever

Stephen Colbert running for president?

Jessica Simpson to have a scheduled C-section

More $citard looniness

Blind Item:

[CDAN] This A list celebrity couple is taking a break. Apparently the new baby in their life has caused some post partum depression for the mother and she really does not want to be around her significant other so they are spending all their time apart for now except when required for some type of previously scheduled joint appearance. Apparently the mother is also seeing the same doctor who treated this B++ actress who is married to a has been A+ movie actor.
A list celebrity couple:
B++ actress:
A+ actor:
Here's a little more Jonte!


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!
[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.
It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere
Parent: Kris Jenner
Child: Khloe Kardashian
Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian



Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 11 2012

I still can't believe it's already 2012 Syclers!!!

Well, that's a relief.  At least Biebers career shall be short then

So it seems Blue Ivy is home now

Do you think Katie Holmes looks hot or old?

LEAVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ALONE ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy Page is 68

Snoop got arrested for weed.....big deal, right?  IN TEXAS. TX is no joke about weed and it sucks.  NORML, where ya at?  Step it up and help Snoop out!!


Friday, January 6, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  How's your new year?

So Beyonce is 10 months pregnant?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Can she not count?

Is Johnny Depp about to get put back on the market?  DIBS!!!!



Harry Connick Jr to guest star on Law & Order: SVU

Sienna Miller is pregnant.

Angelina Jolie: Maleficent?

Lady Gaga to release a new album this year.  Please don't let it suck.

Enjoy some David Guetta



**UPDATE**  Beyonce finally had the baby?

[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.
The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.
She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.
The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.
The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!
This is a BlindGossip.com exclusive report. We appreciate media outlets and bloggers properly crediting and linking to BlindGossip.com when discussing this story. Thank you!
And as of Today, January 8th 2012, Jay Z and Bey finally announce the birth of Blue Ivy (really?)


Thursday, January 5, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy

Photobucket

Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Friday, December 30, 2011

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.
Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.
If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.
SOLVED!
It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!
Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.







Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass
Snooki

Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Spin Sycle for Thursday December 29 2011

It's getting to the end of the year, Syclers!!  have any plans for the new year?

Beyonce is ready to birth that baby?

Katy Perry had a huge Xmas fight to where they spent the holiday apart.  Not good, guys.

Steven Tyler, Aerosmith frontman, got engaged and no one was happy about it

Owen Wilson takes his son to the playground

Robert Downey Jr is a big ol' softie

Blind Items!
[CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.


*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*

(Panache Report)-

There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood.  Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago.  This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy.  She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide).  She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.
Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.
The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.
Who is the couple?

She's delusional with no self esteem.  Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence.  Despite this, he refused to give her a key.
Women come and go.
If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle.  The only way he will agree to give her full custody?  A cash settlement (allegedly).
Who is she?




Monday, December 26, 2011

Spin Sycle Holiday Edition

Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays??  I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:

Matthew McConaughey got engaged

He's also to appear as a stripper in "Magic Mike".  will you watch?

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner fight over a dog.

Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing AH-nold?

Selena Gomez tweets after her mother's miscarriage

Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):



Song List:
- Adele – Rolling In The Deep
- Adele – Someone Like You
- Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Bruno Mars – Grenade
- Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
- Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
- Cee Lo Green – F* You
- Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
- Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks
- Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor
- Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me
- Katy Perry – Firework
- Katy Perry – E.T.
- Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
- Lady Gaga – Born This Way
- LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
- LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It
- Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
- Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
- Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
- OneRepublic – Good Life
- Pink – Raise Your Glass
- Pitbull – Give Me Everything
- Rihanna – S&M
- Rihanna – We Found Love

Friday, December 23, 2011

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:
[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais


Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!


Wednesday, December 21, 2011

2050th Post!!!

Hey Syclers!  I'm still sick!  Have to go to the bathroom with facial tissue stuffed up into my nose.  What the fuck is that about?  Anyway, it's not the holidays til there's Mr. Hanky