Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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What's happening , Syclers!

If you ever suspected it, cats are assholes.  But cute, furry assholes.

Howard K Stern is a free man.  Remember him?  He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole

and here's a not so blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter.  She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.

Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!

Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice!  No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy.  Just be sure to pay cash.

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally.  While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.


Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy


Does Eva Longoria have a new man?

Welcome to the New Year, Syclers!

What's going on:

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab

and here's a solved blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.

SOLVED!

It’s David Arquette! Source: BG and LATimes

David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the  “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”.  Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.

When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”

Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”

So, now you know the real story.

Happy New Year!

Here's DJ Earworm's latest, Unites States of Pop 2010:

Happy New Year's Eve, Syclers!!!

Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker



Discuss in the comments!

Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010

Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.

Alanis Morisette (remember her?)  gave birth to a boy

Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies.  Bitch, you dun goofed!!

RIP Teena Marie

Merry Christmas bitches

and BTW.....HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! I GOTTA PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Long Overdue

But I'll post it anyway.....John Lennon's Imagine.....Happy holidays!  I'm a dreamer too

IMAGINE

It's the Spin Sycle for December 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?

Is Miley Cyrus a liar?  Would anyone be surprised if she were?

Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did

The Simpsons thank you for stopping by


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Hey Syclers!

thought I'd pop my head in to remind you that I'm here!

Ryan Reynolds has been released back into the wild.  Dibs.

Dexter and his wife sister are divorcing.  guess it's the season!

Teen mom Amber is pregnant again, keeps collecting that welfare check while being a shitty person

Hulk Hogan is getting married again....like tonight

Bad Luck streak happening

Technical problems kids....no posts today

Update:  my home was broken into and things were taken.  I am trying to cope with the feelings of rage, violation and the insurance company.  My holiday season has been ruined.  I shall be down for a bit, not sure how long.  Please forgive.

No Snark

Rest peacefully, Elizabeth Edwards.  May you find the solace and comfort that you didn't have in life.

Spin Sycle for December 6 2010

Here's what's up Syclers!

Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse

Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble.  Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously

Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?

*point and laugh*  the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:

Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March

Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex?  Who knew she had a "type"

Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake

Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie

It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?

Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.?  What do you think?

Philosorapter thanks you for your time:


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Welcome to December!

I'm still sick Syclers, but I can bring some of what's happening:

Is Britney getting beat up?

There is still a lot of education to be done about AIDS.  I know from first hand experience some of the ignorance about AIDS and HIV.  I have a brother who died from it.  You have the power of the internet, use it to learn.  Learn all that you can and help to spread that knowledge.  Knowledge is power, ignorance is death.

Neve Campbell is getting divorced


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Spin Sycle for November 30 2010

You forgive me for having a cold, don't you Syclers? I'm all nose. Here's what's up:

Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?

Tony Parker lost his lawyer

An Aquaman movie?  Really?  REALLY?

Blast from the Past!

Hope you're doing well Syclers!  Enjoy some lulz: