Spin Sycle BIG WEEKEND July 2012

Hey Syclers!!  There's gonna be a lotta updates happening, ok?  it's like the gossip world exploded!  My gossipin' fangs have popped out, my gossip lust is strong and must be fed!!

If you haven't heard, Tom Cruise has lost his beard Katie Holmes, maybe due her contract being up.  rumors, rumors, rumors!!  Will she get primary custody?  Will there be a huge fight?  Did she catch Tom in the act?  WHAT HAPPENED!!! WILL TOM AND JOHN EVER HAVE FOOT MASSAGES TOGETHER??

per blindgossip.com:

The Five Year Mark

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.

Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013.

SOLVED!

Bloggers and members of the press are asked to properly credit and hyperlink to BlindGossip.com for this blind item. Thanks!

It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source: BlindGossip.com

The situation is exactly as we described to you back in April 2012:

1. The five-year contract is up

2. They were already living separately

3. Their public appearances were down to once or twice a month

4. The timing of the announcement is taking place after they have finished promoting the first big project (Rock of Ages)

5. The timing of the announcement is during the summer lull (Announcing on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend is also a nice touch)

She rejected the additional payout to stick around for the promotions for Jack Reacher. Katie Holmes is out of there!

More later! Your initial thoughts?

From People Magazine:

Adele is having a baby!  Spin is depressed.

stay tuned!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

aww yeah!



Ann Curry has a broken heart

Matt Lauer's wife has a touch of crazy

Johnny Depp is dating Amber Heard?  upgrade?

Anna Paquin is having twins.  Spin is depressed.

Later Syclers!!

Spin Sycle Weekend post!!

Do you have any chocolate, Syclers??  I NEED CHOCOLATE!!

This is truly the best, most fabulous lawsuit ever filed

So JLo's boytoy is really teh ghey and is only in it for the $$?  color me shocked

So Lady Gaga has become fat

Shakira may be pregnant

how about some blind items for your weekend?

[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Who are they?

[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for theDaily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.

Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.

Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married tosomeone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children?” The friend replied: “That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too powerful, on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe of them.”

Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information.

There are several stars reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives.

Just about everyone in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming them for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there – ‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest.

This story has been rumbling along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated wives, this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation and keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows which side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his reckoning. And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first.

UPDATE: There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband ‘s family. Of course she is.

*Spin's guess - Goopie and Chris Martin*

[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided thather young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?

Younger Diva:

Older Diva:

Here's a great summer song:

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 


[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  It's finally rained a bit where I am!  What's up?

Miley Cyrus got engaged.  Commence shotgun wedding jokes now.

Is it time for Coco to start covering it up?

Sheryl Crow has a brain tumor.  I'm not kidding.

Yes, Drew Barrymore is pregnant.

The-Dream says it was all his fault.

OUCH! Lesbian divorce is painful

Perfect Summer song is Perfect:

Spin Sycle for Friday June 1 2012

What's up Syclers!!

Pari$ Hilton got dumped by AfroJack

Of course Jessica Simpson is now going to pimp weight watchers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie Holmes really enjoys pissing of Tom, doesn't she?

Britney has ADHD

Madonna's MDNA tour begins in Tel Aviv

Enjoy MGMT - Electric Feel

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 30 2012

Hey Syclers!!!

Witchblade is coming back!!

I forgot that Tori Spelling was still pregnant

Have you watched the Hatfields and McCoys?  It's not too bad

Lindsay Lohan looks like crap for all the $$ she spent tanning

Jessica Biel thinks nothing will change after the ceremony. ok then

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 23 2012

Whar Gossip, WAHR???  What is up, Syclers?  Not much going on , is there?

I saw the Avengers finally, and yes, you must go see it!  Perfect summer movie!  I am in love with Hawkeye.  Goopy Gwyneth was totally unnecessary, in my opinion.

See the cast of Game of Thrones in and out of character

Dog the Bounty Hunter finally cancelled  

Yes, Miley, we all know that sex is wonderful.  Welcome to the grownups club

Tom Hardy, if you are here, give us a sign!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Having fun?

STFU and GTFO Sean Penn

Katie who?  Wasn't Tom supposed to make her a huge megastar?
[BlindGossip] This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.


But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said “Do you realize how much you’re p*ssing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life.

Sin City 2 comes out in October, 2013

I swear the Cof$ is behind all the Travolta crap.  Just come out, John, nobody is going to berate you for it.

Enjoy:

Special Edition Spin Sycle Donna Summer Edition

Donna Summer died today at age 63.  Here's a tribute to her with a few of my favs:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 15 2012

Hey Syclers!  I am exhausted.  How are you?

Is Lisa Marie Presley leaving $cientology?  It would be huge if she did!
BlindGossip – This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of $cientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of Special Affairs (OSA), which polices the internet for “Suppressives”, managed to shut down her YouTube channel twice, but it has recently been successively reposted.

SOLVED!

It’s Lisa Marie Presley! Source:BlindGossip

Of course when someone leaves the Church of $cientology, there is no press release. So when Lisa Marie decided she had had enough, she simply left.

In fact, she has been working her way out of the organization for the past three years. It was an arduous process, and she suffered a lot during it, including relapses with substance abuse, and many fights with her mother (Priscilla Presley, who is still a member of CO$).

The reason that the discussion of these events may become public this week is because she is releasing a new album, and the lyrics of more than one song describe that difficult process. We do not know if interviewers will latch on to the significance of the lyrics, but if they do, it will certainly be interesting to see how they handle the subject!

Is John Travolta trying to get out?  Maybe that's the reason for the latest sex accusations

Queen to perform with hologram of Freddie Mercury.  I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Micheal Jackson will be the next to be resurrected.

Of course, since Jessica Simpson had her baby, she is now launching a maternity line

Betsey Johnson goes under

Jennifer Lover Hewitt wants you to know that she vajazzles

Song for the Summer?  DJ Fresh with The Power:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 9 2012

How's it going, Syclers?  Halfway throught the week!  Think you can make it?

Anna Wintour has spoken and may she be blessed

John Travolta not gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that

Brad Pitt to be known for a different body odor now

Yes, there shall be a Kick Ass 2

Isabella Cruise sounds sad, actually

I didn't have anything else so here's a skateboarding Budgie:


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The avengers opening weekend

I guess Chris Pine is going to play Captain America for Avengers 2??

A Spin Sycle tribute

For Adam Yauch, cancer is a horrible thing to go through and 47 is just too young to die.  Stay crazy, MCS

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 2 2012

What's shakin, Syclers??  Let's see what's up

Too late?  OctoMom changes her mind, will do porn

Jessica Simpson Gave birth to Maxwell Drew (really?).  This is your last gasp of celebrity, Jessica, kiss it goodbye.

Khloe and Lamar may give up their show.  Best decision they could ever make, IMO

Hillary Clinton says no to Jason Segel.  Hill-arious

Is Drew Barrymore getting kicked during her photo shoot?

Check out Let's Go from Calvin Harris (feat. Ne-Yo)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 1 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?  Here's what is the future of the music industry: vocaloids.  Human performers will no longer be necessary as artificial singers can be created to appeal to many audiences.  Music producers will make more money since no real money will need to be invested in a person.





Also, the future of music shall involve dead performers.  The amount of money making potential is endless!  All up to who owns the rights



Let's face it:  Music that we have grown up with, that we have known, is dead.

Spin Sycle for Monday, April 30 2012

Hey Syclers, I'm back!  Have you ever felt so fed up with a job, relationship, etc. that you were willing to walk away just to keep you sanity and health together?

Let's start with a blind item:

[BlindGossip] They have been a couple for several years and are parents together, so it was just a matter of time before they took that extra step and got married. They announced their engagement earlier this year and have been hinting that the wedding will be later this year. No. The wedding is actually next weekend. It won’t be one of those huge 500-person affairs. Just family and close friends, including some of his friends who just happen to be big celebrities. His ex-wife is definitely not invited. The location is the same country where he proposed to her. And yes, their child/ren will be in the wedding party. Congratulations!

UPDATE!

They are changing the date! The wedding is being moved to early summer (June/July). We’ll let you know as it gets closer.

Here's the supposed date

Here's Nicki Minaj with Starships:

Can you believe it's been a year since William and Kate married?

Robin Gibb to leave hospital soon?  I have nothing but the best hopes for him.  A speedy recovery to you

So how much longer do you think Nick and Mariah will be married?

Johnny Depp celebrates his son's 10th birthday without Vanessa

Until later!

Spin Sycle Special Edition

I haven't disappeared, Syclers!  I have some SRS BZNS to take care of, this is only temporary.  Enjoy the Doors in the meantime

Spin Sycle Weekend Edtion

Hey Syclers!  Hope you're having a great time!

Brad & Angie are engaged!  Think it'll be a long time til the wedding?

Solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] After years of speculation about whether or not they will get married, this acting couple is finally going to become Mr. and Mrs.! He had a beautiful ring made for her, and has already proposed. The wedding will take place this year, will not be a huge affair, and will not take place in the United States. Just about the only ones who may not be happy about all this are those who kept holding out hope that he would eventually get back together with his ex. It’s not going to happen. They are friends. That’s it. Really.

SOLVED!

It’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! Source: BlindGossip and Everywhere

Jada Smith wants us all to know that everything is fine

Chris Evans.  That is all.  I think I just went stupid.





He's not wrong.  Hell, the drinking age used to be 18.  It was changed in the early '80's

Here's the Ramones

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, April 10 2012

Hey Syclers!  I've been distracted, can yo utell?

MDNA sets records

Game of Thrones has been approved for a third season!

Tony Romo is a new father

Ricki Lake eloped.  I still miss her show

I predict two seasons AT MOST.  the daughter can't be as entertaining as Whitney.

Enjoy RuPaul's latest Glamazon

Get More: Watch Reality TV, Video and Movies, Logo TV

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, how's it going?  Having a good weekend?

Heidi Klum formally files for divorce from Seal after two month's separation

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly?  No thank you

Katie Holmes finally learns how to handle Tom on her own.  Breakup pending?

Billie Piper gave birth to son #2

Enjoy Jay Z mashed with Flight of the Concords

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

If you observe, Happy Pesach!  Also if you observe, Happy Easter!

Kim K. and Kanye West are perfect for each other.  You can watch their egos fuck each other, what a sight.  This is what happens when attention whores fall in love. She was cheating with Kanye the whole time.

What this translates into is "I'll do porn for an enormous price."  Cuz we all know Octomom can be bought.

Wow, it's really been 18 years since Kurt Cobain died?

PUH- LEASE  Jennifer Aniston probably doesn't look that good in real life.  That is what I choose to believe.

Blind Item!
[BlindGossip] If they were on a singing competition show, you would call them a Male Vocal Group. We prefer the term Boy Band. The group’s image determines their commercial success, and each member of the group is assigned a particular sterotype (such as The Bad Boy or The Baby or The Nice One) so that the band will have the widest possible appeal.

There is a Boy Band consisting of beautiful young men that currently has young girls across the country screaming with admiration and desire. Their public image is wholesome. However, there’s a lot going on behind the scenes that belies that image.

For example, there’s one member of the group whose moniker could be The Gay One. That’s right. Your teen daughter may be swooning right now over someone who isn’t even interested in her gender.

Oh, and there’s another member of the group who wouldn’t be interested in your daughter. His moniker could be… The Other Gay One.

Yes, that’s right, two gay young men in one popular group. (Although one does have a beard to maintain that desirable image). And here’s the most interesting part of all: the two boys are sleeping with each other.

Don’t tell your teen daughter. You don’t want her up all night crying because her mean parent destroyed her illusion. Besides, you eventually got over The Osmonds/ Menudo/ The Backstreet Boys, didn’t you?

*Spin's guess: One Direction*

you need to know the Awesomeness of Michael Penn and No Myth

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 3 2012

Hey Syclers! Keeping out of trouble? Are you at least getting good stories?

ICU CDaN!  Think you punked everybody?

Alec Baldwin got engaged

Bruce Willis becomes a father again

OctoMom is confused about food stamps

Remember That 70's Show? Remember Eric's older sister Laurie?

Double Down, internet!  Blue Ivy a doll?

you need to know about the awesomeness of Aerosmith

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  How about some O Long Johnson for you?



Supposedly, Rihanna is pregnant

Megan Fox is pregnant too?

So the entire population of the world can stand all together in Jacksonville, FL huh?  Is Michelle Duggar trolling us?

Piers Morgan is full of shit

Charlie Sheen is sorry

Is Justin Bieber a PR genius or a total idiot?

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 27 2012

Hey Syclers, what's up?  Having a good week so far?



Nicki Minaj and Madonna kiss.  Next.

Seems Madonna made DeadMau5 mad at some festival.  Look at all the fucks given. Oh yeah, raves have been around for forever, like the early 80's, along with X.  Deal with it.

I am so sick of all this Lindsay Lohan crap.  Is she paying people so she can stay relevant?

Uma Thurman is still pregnant

Blind Item:
“This action star has been labeled a huge pain to work with and known for throwing temper tantrums on set. When directors push him to portray something other than a hardnosed hero, he will argue and whine before stomping off to his trailer where he will refuse to come out until the director apologizes.” [Hollywood Dame]

Spin's guess:  Bruce Willis

Listen to Best Coast's new single, you'll want it for summer:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

How's it going, Syclers?  Keeping out of trouble?  Or at least getting into FUN trouble?

you should know about the awesomeness of the Eagles



Jon Gosselin doesn't miss Kate.  At. All.

Ziggy Stardust to be reissued for 40th anniversary.  Thus is the will of God David Bowie

Kim Kardashian is pressed, needs to get on with her life.  O wait, then she'd not be able to garner every drop of publicity from this.  Maybe she should thank her flour bomber.

Did Drake get married?

I don't think Miley Sycrus is engaged.  That doesn't look like a real diamond to me

Have an awesome weekend, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  How are you?  Do you think that ducks mourn?  Yesterday I saw a duck that had died in this canal that I walk each day.  Poor thing.  Today when I walked by that spot, several ducks were at that spot, in the water, just hanging around where the dead duck had been.  Mourning for their own?

Here's Madonna's latest video, "Girl Gone Wild"


Coke and drowning made Whitney Houston die. Let the conspiracy theories fly!

Hillary Duff finally popped out a boy

Reese Witherspoon to have baby #3

Is Ashton Kutcher tappin Rihanna's ass?

Here's the video that Madonna very likely was inspired by, Kazaky's "Love"

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 21 2012

Having a great Spring so far, Syclers?  You know what Spring leads to, right?  No, all that spring cleaning!  What were you thinking?

The Duggars drag out their big bag o' propoganda

Kim Zolciak is pregnant again.  yawn

Some other bitch is pregnant again too

Is Katy Perry pressed?

Peyton Manning is in, Tim Tebow is out.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Tell me that this photo does not look WEIRD like the Snake Queen swallowed a goat


Here's Beyonce post baby weight


Kirk Cameron just cannot, for the life of him, understand all the hate.  poor thing.

Omar Shaif Jr.  is gay and half Jewish.  Your move, Egypt

Chow Down (at Chik-fil-A)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  Know what I'm having for dinner? Potato chips and peanut butter/chocolate fudge.  I'm on a binge, whatever.

Snoop Dogg made a mixtape that is awesome, FOR FREE and just for you!  Yes, you!


Lamar Odom finally sick of reality TV.....what does this mean for his marriage to the Hulk/Khloe?

Rosie and Oprah are not speaking

Lady Gaga to shut up for a while

OWN in trouble?  Guess what, Oprah....that audience you so depended on for support didn't follow you cuz they can barely afford basic cable.  Nobody's paying extra just for your crap channel.

"Desperate Housewives" mistrial

Blind Item
[Hollywood Dame] What celebrity father hasn’t seen his kid since she was born? He showed up for the birth and wrote a big check to keep the mother happy, but has been too busy dating models almost half his age to spend time with the tot. It seems cruel, but at least the child support checks still show up.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!!  Have any big plans going on this weekend?

Did Kate Hudson get married?

Himmmm is not Robert Downey Jr.  Really.

o SERIOUSLY.  Quit saying Beyonce might already be pregnant again

Charlize Theron became a mother

Look at this picture then tell me if you think Jennifer Aniston is engaged.

Sin City 2 is finally shooting

For St. Patrick's day, here's House of Pain and Top of the Morning to ya



and Bonus Big Bang with Fantastic Baby

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Do you think Jay Z and Beyonce should have done something similar?  This is pretty popular on the net right now



I did not realize that being fired from Desperate Housewives was such ~srs bzns~

Charlie Sheen gets hammered.  No really.

Is Robert Downey Jr. leaking Hollywood secrets?

If you don't get to see it, here's the Doonesbury comic that's causing all the fuss:


Until next time!

Spin Sycle for Monday, March 12 2012

How's the beginning of your week, Syclers?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina split up because he didn't want kids

Halle Berry is engaged

Bobbi Kristina wants to be Kristina Houston

John Mayer cancels tour due to vocal cord injury

Jennifer Aniston wants to be engaged by the end of the year

Here's George Takei's happy dance



Blind item!
[NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  I have a long rainy weekend ahead of me.

Some pop music, especially K-pop is more awesome than understanding the language.  Here's Big Bang with Bad Boy

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 9 2012

Syclers!!  Are you ready for the time change this weekend? I'm not!!!

PAY MY BILLS FOR ME BITCH!!

Enjoy Neon Hitch's latest "Fuck You Betta"



Here's a promo pic for The Lone Ranger where Johnny Depp is playing Tonto


Stacy Keibler to be gone in 3....2...

Eva Longoria is single again

Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant again?

Oscar Blind Item!
[StarMagazine] Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids.


See you over the weekend!

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 8 2012

Hey Syclers!!

Have a listen to Madonna's new album, MDNA

In Whitney Houston's will, daughter Bobbi Kristina gets everything.  Don't stick it all up your nose, kid

If you care, Ashley Olsen has quit acting

Aaaand some more fuel for the Will Smith gay rumors
/oblig


Here's a blind item to keep you going thru the day:

[BlindGossip] In a case where one half of a couple makes substantially more than the other, who pays for the ring? Well, in the case of these three engaged couples where the woman has the bigger paycheck, it certainly wasn’t the future groom.

The first couple went directly to the jeweler and cut a deal for a very impressive diamond sparkler. They worked out an arrangement where the couple agreed to make x number of mentions of the jeweler in the press for a 50% discount. Then the female half of the couple paid the balance in cash.

The second couple tried harder than anyone to try to talk multiple jewelers into a free ring. When no one would agree to the freebie, she simply turned to her future fiance and said, “Here’s the money. You know what I like. Now, go get me the biggest f*cking diamond you can.”

The third couple knew ahead of time that they were getting engaged, and she knew exactly what she wanted. Because she likes to control everything, she picked out the ring in a secret private buying session with the jeweler, where they settled on a price. Then she later gave the money to the boyfriend, who went to the store to pay for the ring. Of course she pretended that she had no idea that there was a ring coming, that she was thrilled with her fiance’s taste, and that she was so impressed that he paid for the ring himself.

So, when you see those shining baubles on the ring fingers of these lucky stars, you now know that in all three cases, the future groom didn’t have to lay out his own cash… but that he still gets to look like he’s a generous man with good taste.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  Have enough going on in your life? Take a break?

I thought Tila Tequila was converting to Judaism?

Hasn't Cher said this before?

Here's a snippet of "I'm addicted" by Madonna form her soon to be released MDMA album.  Note the Stigmata stance.



Maybe Kim Kardashian's golddigging will land her a prince but she might regret it

Nick Lachey will be wife Vanessa's birth coach

I can't believe I'm typing this:  Miley Cyrus just gained a little of my respect

Have a great day!  The weekend isn't too far?

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 1 2012

Hey Syclers!  Sad News.  Davy Jones from the Monkees has died. You need to know the awesomeness of the Monkees.  Get off of my lawn.




OMG it's the End of the World:  Is Snooki pregnant?

Ben Affleck And Jen Garner give their son a sane and sensible name

Paris Jackson says Sony faked her father's voice

Here's pictures of Rachel Zoe and her son Skylar

Run for your life, the End is really here:  Bristol Palin gets her own reality TV show.  

Back at ya later, Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 29 2012

Happy Leap Day, Syclers!!  Are there any birthday Syclers today??  Enjoy the extra day!

Enjoy the Cranberries new video Tomorrow



Natalie Portman actually married that guy

Charlie Sheen's new show to premiere in June

Vanessa Manillo (you remember her, Nick Lachey's wife) is pregnant, according to CDAN


Uma Thurman is expecting baby #3

Seems like all that's out there in gossip galaxy anymore is wedding announcements and pregnancies

Megan Fox is ready to push out babies

Enjoy your day!

Spin Sycle for the Day After the Oscars Ceremony 2012

I'm enjoying cafe au lait and some cinnamon toast this morning, Syclers!  What are you doing?

Enjoy Madonna's latest "Girl Gone Wild"  It's better than Gimme All Your Lovin



In case you missed it last night, here's the listing of all the winners.  Frankly, Billy Crystal was a huge snooze.  to be honest, Viola Davis should win an Oscar for a better role.



Here are Vogue's best dressed at the Oscars and they missed a few fabulous people

And here's a slideshow if you prefer

Glenn Close looked flawless


Sandra Bullock was total class


Goddess Milla Jovovich


and...


In other non-Oscar news, meet Swedish Princess Estelle


Lucy Lawless (XENA!) was arrested in New Zealand

Teen mom Amber Portwood moves in with her grandparents

I know you're dying for the blind items, so here is one:
[BlindGossip] It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when it isn’t. This actress did a good job pretending to be happy for the winner of this award last night, but behind the scenes was a different story.

She was seen in a corner of the bathroom being consoled by a friend for her loss. While she was not wailing or screaming in a dramatic fashion, there were definitely some tears and some nose blowing going on. One of them was also saying, “It’s not fair… it’s not fair!” although we honestly don’t know if those words were uttered by the actress or the friend who was helping her. The good news is that she did manage to pull it together enough to attend more than one party during the evening… plus there’s always next year.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Have a good weekend going on?

you need to be aware fo the awesomeness of Janet Jackson (Thanks Tiff J)



Brad Pitt lost his cellphone in London, somebody needs to find that STAT

Stephen Hawking likes sex clubs.  Well, why not, what does he have to lose?

Could Drew Barrymore be pregnant?

Amazingly, Abe Vigoda is still alive

There is no warrent for arrest yet for Chris Brown

Fair is fair, now you can convert dead Mormons into teh Ghey!!!  no takie backsies

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!

This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.

If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:

The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 17 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Ready for the weekend?

 you need to be aware of the awesomeness of Thomas Dolby

WTF is happening with the Colbert Report?

Rihanna and Chris Brown doing a song together?  Can't sure stupid

Jason Bateman welcomes his newborn daughter, Maple Syrup......I mean Maple Sylvie.

Hasn't Hillary Duff been pregnant for like, 2 years now?

Sean Penn is still an idiot, doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Say what you mean in the comments!!

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Syclers!!!

Here's my Luv Day cards to you






Have a wonderful and safe St. Valentine's day!

Spin Sycle Weekend

Hey Syclers!!

So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce


Nice frontlace, Bey

THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)

Madonna's always about the publicity....this time it's courtesy of M.I.A.

Enjoy your weekend!

UPDATE:  Whitney Houston has died at age 48  What did you do to yourself, Whitney?

Spin Sycle for Friday February 10 2012

Hey Syclers!! Gossip seems a little slow right now, have you noticed?

Does this picture of Macaulay Culkin bother you?  

Make it stop:  Blue Ivy to be trademarked.  Really people?

Halle Berry is engaged again

Kourtney Kardashian's second child is a girl



Haven't seen any pics of Becks with Victoria together in a while

Reese Witherspoon wants to be pregnant again

Enjoy Kanye West and Jay Z "Ni**ers in Paris*  (EPILEPSY WARNING)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 7 2012

How you doing, Syclers?


Shenanigans, Bey?

Robert Downey Jr. has a new son

Is Lady Gaga's bad romance about to end?

Who is Rihanna trying to look like?

Prop 8 in California got shot down.  Mormons everywhere are pissed.

you should be aware of this song, Carwash