Spin Offs 4/21

Courtney Love is not feeling the love....

Rihanna is just fine, she is still in Europe

Marie Osmond's son had no drugs in his system when he died

Sandra Bullock spells relief  D-I-V-O-R-C-E

South Park being threatened because of Prophet poking

Spin Offs for 4/20

Is Polanski for real?

PedoPope, anyone?

Lady Gaga to release a third album soon.  Britney, you've been knocked off the pop throne, you better take any help Gaga offers.

Kylie Minogue to release a new album soon.

OctoMom admits she was selfish.  Like it makes a difference now.

Robert Downey Jr to play the great and powerful Oz?

Mel Gibson's Ex Speaks

This is very interesting, how she says it:

Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, shared a little bit about her recent split at a press conference in Moscow for "Give A Life" charity.

"I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."

She continued:

Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home."

Oksana also confirmed that she is removing the communist symbol tattoo that she got on her ankle at Mel's suggestion.

*Why do you think they split?*

Blind Item Time!

BuzzFoto – In this celebrity couple, he seems quiet and nice, she seems a little bossy and over bearing. But it was he who allegedly pushed her down the stairs when the two had an argument last week. Not Posh and Becks.

Spin Offs 4/18

Shaq is a dumbass

Tila Tequila flashes her boobs.  Did you notice her new haircolor? 

Suri Cruise turns 4; they grow up so fast

Kim Kardashina is a slut; in other news, grass is green

That's SIR Patrick Stewart to you.

Vampire Hunter D to go digital

Is George Lopez actually bitter? 

Spin Offs 4/15

The Clash to reunite! What's left of them, anyway.

So Tila Tequila really had a miscarriage?  Poor Chunks!

It's Charlie Fucking Sheen!  What did you expect?

Melissa Etheridge and her wife split 

Ass Crack Cover needs a sponsor.  No, really

A new Bruce Lee movie?

South Park on Broadway!

Why not, they've already done film, now for the stage! from digital spy:

The creators of South Park have reportedly written a Broadway musical.

The show, titled The Book of Mormon, is scheduled to open on Broadway in March 2011, reports The AP.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone penned the production's script, music and lyrics with Robert Lopez, a writer of Tony-winning play Avenue Q.

Parker has signed to co-direct the project with Avenue Q's Jason Moore.

*guess they'll be moving that sausage cart out of the way*

*points and laughs*

They split up!!! Ha Ha Mel and his rebound split up!!! courtesy of radaronline:

A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*

Seth MacFarlane to direct film

Deadline.com reports that Universal Pictures has acquired the $65 million budget "Ted," an R-rated comedy that will mark the feature directorial debut of Seth MacFarlane. The film, which was developed by Media Rights Capital, is a comedy about a man and his teddy bear.

The feature will mix live action and CG with MacFarlane also co-starring and providing the voice for the title character. The Hollywood Insider blog says the story centers on a seemingly normal man who, as a child, made a wish that he could talk to his bear, only to have his bear come alive.

The bear grows up alongside the man but one day the man's girlfriend poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. Sources told HI that MacFarlane wants to cast Mila Kunis, who has voiced Meg Griffin on "Family Guy" since 1999, as the girlfriend.

courtesy of Hollywood Wiretap

Ya Think?

courtesy of digital spy:

Rufus Wainwright has claimed that rapper 50 Cent is homosexual.

The singer-songwriter, who is openly gay himself, said that the star's "cute little voice" determines his sexuality.

He told Reveal: "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay."

Wainwright added: "It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert."

*I thought it was more the eyes than his cute little voice.  and maybe sucking a dick*

white people everywhere are shocked:

Spin Offs 4/12

Jessica Simpson cut off all her hair.  Or did she?

Dixie Carter died of something nasty.  Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.

Tracy Morgan is a bad role model

Mario Lopez is a prick

Paris Hilton is single again

Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children

Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know 

Is Duggar #19 going to live?

Spin Offs

For all you Twihards, Kristen and and RPat are in fact dating and he even proposed

Justin Timberlake is a free man

If you care, Kim and Reggie are done for good

Charlie Sheen doesn't give a fuck

Suri Cruise looks like her mother.  Her father, not so much.

For your Weekend

Before Beyonce's Videophone and Lady Gaga's Telephone, there was Kylie Minogue's Speakerphone.  Enjoy!

Spin Offs

I didn't know crazy and the weirdo had split  and I mean Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey

Sid Vicious is waiting for his old manager

If I had the $$ I would totally buy this house

TLC is going to hell for making a new show with Kate Gosselin

Jessica Alba to adopt next baby

Care to make a bet?

How long do you think this shall last? I'm trying hard not to die of laughter. Oh, 17! Did he get her pregnant? from digitalspy:

Kirstie Alley's 17-year-old son is reportedly engaged.

True Parker, the former Cheers star's son with ex-husband Parker Stevenson, is planning to marry 18-year-old Lauren Sargeant.

"I could not be more proud of my son and happy for him," Alley told The National Enquirer.

Do Somethin!

get up and move around!  Here's a coupla videos to help you want to move....Ying Yang twins' feat. Pitbull with Shake...bad video, great song:



and Ludacris with How Low Can You Go:

THIS bitch

I doubt this.  Tila Tequila is such a liar that she probably doesn't even exist, she just convinced us that she does.  Anyway, more babytalk with the web's biggest liar:

Tila Tequila has been talking about adopting a baby for months and RadarOnline.com has discovered a bizarre drama centered on apregnant 15-year-old girl who contacted Tila to try to give the TV star her baby.


The girl told Tila she is pregnant with “a beautifulmixed race child” that Tila could take so she could “get a chance at college.”  It’s unclear how far along in her pregnancy she is, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the teen says she is terrified her religious parents will find out about her pregnancy and that is why she approached Tila.



It’s perhaps the most bizarre turn in what has been a strange drama with questionable claims surrounding Tila’s state quest to have a child.

When contacted by RadarOnline.com, Tila said, “I told her that I cannot take her baby but that I would help her find an adoption agency. I can’t take it because I’m already adopting a baby boy that is 2-years-old and right now I don’t have time to take care of an infant.”

But at one point in a phone conversation, RadarOnline.com learned, Tila promised to adopt the baby.

*sure Tila, anything for attention*

Dynasty star dead

Legendary actor John Forsythe has died in Santa Ynez, California after a one year battle with cancer, RadarOnline.com has learned.

He was a huge star in the 70s appearing as the voice of Charlie in Charlie’s Angels and in the 80s hit TV primetime soap Dynasty.

Forsythe won two Golden Globes portraying the stoic patriarch Blake Carrington on Dynasty. And he was the mysterious voice of Charlie Townsend in the Charlie’s Angels hit TV series and the movies. He always appeared as the classy gentleman with style.

He died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 92 years old.

*He was total class. RIP*

Scandalous!!!

Or as the saying goes, he who fucks nuns shall later join the church.....What do you think, is Jesse James a white supremacist or is he joking around?



Is it worse than when Prince Harry was a Nazi for Halloween?



It all makes me think of "Springtime for Hitler"

Well, DUH

Is anyone really surprised? Really?  It's a slow gossip day....so Ricky Martin states the obvious:


Ricky Martin is finally speaking publicly about his sexuality.
On his official website, the latin pop star revealed Monday, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.”


Martin has notoriously dismissed questions about his sexual preference over the years, even refusing to talk about it with the legendary Barbara Walters.
On his website, Martin writes, “Many people told me: ‘Ricky it's not important it's not worth it, all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse, many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.’

“This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

*so now he can sit back and be a fat old queen raising his kids.*

1st Legal Male Ho quits

Frankly, I wouldn't touch him with Beyonce's pussy. He shoulda just serviced the gheys. From gawker.com:

Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.

I'm Awesome by SPOSE

get on this bandwagon! He's awesome!! I dedicate this to.....me. The swagger of a cripple!

SPLIT!!!

Here's the real reason Reggie Bush ditched Kim K.:

Chris Evans is Captain America

from Hollywood Wiretap:

Chris Evans has finally been selected to don the star-spangled superhero suit for "Captain America." After weeks of reports flying back and forth as to potential candidates, Marvel made an offer that Evans accepted last week. The deal, reports Variety, calls for the actor to star in at least three "Captain America" movies.

"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to open on July 22, 2011. Paramount will distribute.

Evans would also reprise the role in "The Avengers," which will unite Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and the Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton) in one pic, notes Variety. That film is set for May 4, 2012.

Joe Johnston will direct "Captain America" from a script by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.

*Ed Norton? Really?  They're really gonna run with that?  That would totally kill it for me....I hate Ed Norton, whiny bitch....and I really hate the Incredible Hulk.  Damm.  Might be a dealbreaker.*

At Last!

Sacha and Isla got married!! from yahoo news:

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Womans Day in Australia.

Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who've been engaged for two years, said "I do" in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.

"We did it we're married!" Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it's unconventional.



"Instead of 'Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,' it was 'Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?' " she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.

Want for Georgey.

If he ever gets on the roof again that is (he hasn't).

Not so BI

from Blind Gossip...and it's so obvious who it is. I have to wonder, if Sandra Bullock knew exactly what she was getting into and she knew what Jesse James was about, what was the straw that broke the camel's back? What actually made he decide that she had had enough and moved out?

BlindGossip – This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled – nay, shocked! – that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it).

This wasn’t the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there’s definitely more than one p*rn star in the mix.

Don’t feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won’t matter how many times he apologizes. He’s a dead man.

WOW

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Kate Gosselin Sucks

from Page Six:

Kate Gosselin is being a "total diva" on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22.

Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn't want to work alongside Gosselin. A "DWTS" source said, "Kate doesn't want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there's a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee." Gosselin's rep didn't get back to us.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kate_attitude_roils_dancing_PH4N6JImJn89qvCCKrLDMI#ixzz0iGqiUADJ

Vadge block

or you could call it a cock block. Madonna wishes she had one. From digitalspy:

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly blocked from spending time with Madonna's boyfriend Jesus Luz in Paris last week.

According to The Mirror, the actress had tried to meet Luz after hearing that he was in the French capital to host a club night at an exclusive venue.

A source told the newspaper: "Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz.

"But when Madge's people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel."

Luz recently said that he feels like he is "married" to Madonna. The couple met for the first time in December 2008.

Um, Wat Bey?

Beyonce talks about her marriage contract with Jay Z....per digitalspy.com:



Beyoncé has admitted that she has a marriage contract with Jay-Z, reports say.

The R&B superstar, who has been married to the hip-hop mogul since 2008, recently revealed in an interview that she approves of contracts between couples and encourages all women to consider them.

Speaking to Neon about life being easier as a millionaire, the 28-year-old said: "The fear of the student, have no future, being dependent on her boyfriend, objectively weigh heavier than the fears that torment me.

"Only music from subjective feeling arises - and subjective fears, many musicians have lost. We feel pain and depression, just like other people. What separates us, is perhaps the price of butter. But all that is essential, I feel like every hard working woman."

Beyoncé continued: "For example, I believe that in my relationship with Jay-Z – as in any genuine relationship – not everything is easy. I want children – not now, later. He’s entirely not aware of that fact yet. I want to sit around at home, also times in a tracksuit pants. He assumes and believes that women even wear high heels just to go to the bathroom."

As for an alleged $10 million (£7m) minimum two year marriage contract, she added: "Anyone who thinks so, because of what? I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. For details, I don't express myself. I am not here on trial."

TELEPHONE LEAKED EARLY!!!!

My version would have been different.

WATCH HERE

Shaque is out on the market!!

Officially!  from digitalspy:

Shaquille O'Neal has settled his divorce with former wife Shaunie.

According to TMZ, all terms of the legal separation have been rectified, including property, custody and support.

The Florida courts will have jurisdiction to officially divorce the couple and handle any issues that may arise in the future.

Child custody will be dealt with by the California court system.

Shaunie filed for separation in California last November, just days after moving to LA with their kids.

SuperVixen post

If you havn't seen it yet, here's Videophone with Beyonce and Lady GaGa...just to tide you over til Telephone finally comes out:

Another piece of childhood dies....

Omg....Corey Haim was found DEAD.....seems it was an overdose.  Think of him kindly, he was battling addictions that he just couldn't overcome in the end.  I so hoped that somehow he would overcome his demons and become a happy stable person.  I so didn't want this to happen to him.  38 is just too young.    He was even working on a film called "The Dead Sea".  He was trying!  This hurts my heart.  Watching him on The Two Coreys, he just didn't seem happy or that there was someplace else he'd rather be.  I hoped that he would watch himself on the show and decide that he could do better.

This is from Gawker.com comments about where he had been staying:

"Saddest part = Oakwood Apartments. They're a huge complex right near Warner Bros. and Disney and Universal where aspiring actors (largely unknown bit players and Disney Channel kids) are put up by the studios when they first land in Hollywood. Or by actors just passing through on projects that have finite shooting schedules.

Appropriately, they're affectionately known as the "Cokewood Apartments."

I hope you've found the peace that you couldn't find in life, Corey.  Go easy, man. Rest peacefully.

 I kinda hoped the two Coreys would become two douchey old guys bitching about warm beer and how bitches didn't have big enough boobs.

Found this statement from Corey Feldman:

"I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face," Feldman said.

"I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans and, of course, my son, who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful, beautiful, tormented soul, who will always be my brother, family and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived."

Corey Feldman
"The Two Coreys"

New DefTones! Rocket Skates

New album Diamond Eyes comes out March 18!

O Gawd, another one?

Sorry kids, but I don't give a flying fuck about the Oscars.  Go ahead and hate.  The Oscars are just too predictable (even though I'm hypocritically quite happy that Christoph Waltz won for best supporting actor...he deserved it) and have once again, by what was picked for Best Picture, shown that accuracy is to never get in the way of outright emotionalism.  That's your key, kids: write a script that is full of emotional traps and explosions and you'll win an Oscar.

BTW, Fergie may be pregnant, at least according to Showbiz Spy:


FERGIE’s friends think she’s pregnant!

According to insiders, the Black Eyed Peas star — who’s married to actorJosh Duhamel — “has definitely got more tummy lately, and she’s certainly acting pregnant.”

“She suddenly cut out alcohol and is taking way better care of herself,” a source told American tabloid theNational Enquirer.

*How is she acting pregnant?  IDGI either*


Fergie and Josh are working hard on their marriage following revelations this past fall the Hollywood hunk carried on a wild fling with a stripper while filming in Atlanta.

“But since then, they’ve rededicated themselves to their marriage, and Fergie began to rebuild her trust in Josh,” disclosed the insider.

“A baby is their No. 1 priority to making a fresh start."

*Wait and see kids! Wait and see*

Mariah Carey pregnant?

Granted, she has been spotted at fertility clinics on and off for the past couple of years....so maybe NYP's Page Six is on to something:

Mariah Carey was her usual fabulous diva self backstage at the Film Independent Spirit Awards -- tottering around on skyscraper heels so high she couldn't walk and having security prop her up all night.

The star, upstaging other actresses in a tight black dress showing off her famous curves, was celebrating her cast mates from "Precious," which swept the board at Friday night's awards at the LA Live arena -- seen as a more relaxed precursor to the Oscars.

Carey -- who famously once said, "I don't do stairs" -- had personal security to help her totter onstage. And she further fuelled baby rumors by telling Page Six that she had "something special" on the way.

Celebrating without husband Nick Cannon backstage, Carey did nothing to stop rumors that she's pregnant or ready to adopt, telling us, "I have a lot of new acting projects coming up. I am talking to ['Precious' director Lee Daniels] about at least three movies. But there's also something else very special on the way. I can't say any more."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/curvy_mariah_fuels_baby_talk_i4ZcIBQZaVZxmIfr8QmxlL#ixzz0hVjihQZr

Keith Richards is NOT Sober!

He wants you to know that! Really! He's not a quitter! from digitalspy:

Keith Richards has denied reports that he has given up drinking alcohol.

The Rolling Stones guitarist also suggested that his band may record new material soon but cast doubt on the possibility of another world tour.

Richards told Rolling Stone: "Listen, the rumors of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we'll leave it at that."

Of a new Stones album, he added: "There's no definite plans, but I can't see any of them stopping. I wouldn't be surprised if we did some recording later this year.

No, No, No, No!!!!

Just stop! Indiana Jones and the suckass kingdom of domed crystal alien bullshit was a feast of shit baked up and forced down my throat. STOP NOW, don't make anymore!!! From BBC Newsbeat:

Harrison Ford says an idea for the storyline for the fifth Indiana Jones film has been agreed.

The Hollywood actor says he, director Steven Spielberg and writer George Lucas have come up with a rough outline for the follow-up to Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

He said: "Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we're seeing what comes of it."

Harrison Ford, 67, says despite coming up with an idea for the movie, people won't see the finished product for some time.

"The process works like this," he said. "We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it.

"Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form.

"Then if we like it we start working with George on it and at some point down the line it's ready and we do it."

*For George Lucas, Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg. Srsly.*

ChatRoulette game

here's a taste of chatroulette, the new social video site. all the kids are doing it!

Now we know!

We can all rest easy now that Carly Simon has finally revealed who was so vain. It's David Geffen.

Seth Green Engaged!

Sorry ladies, he's off the market!! from digitalspy:

Seth Green has reportedly got engaged to girlfriend Clare Grant.

According to People, the actor did not pop the question on New Year's Eve despite speculation to the contrary.

The pair apparently attended the Tarina Tarantino Sephora launch party in Hollywood on Wednesday and were seen cuddling at the valet stand, but remained silent on their impending nuptials.

CYPRESS HILL IS BACK!!!

Bow down bitches!! Enjoy Armada Latina:

Death, Death, Death...

Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson coroner reports, from TMZ:

According to the report, "Multiple medications were present in the blood, with elevated levels of hydrocodone, acetaminophen, and chlorpheniramine. L-methamphetamine was also present."

The report goes on, "It should be noted that the pattern of use of these medications suggest treatment of symptoms of a cold or other respiratory infection. Acetaminophen and hydrocodone are components of Vicodin. Chlorpheniramine is the active ingredient in some over-the-counter medications. L-methamphetamine is a component of some inhalers."

We broke the story that the Coroner believed Brittany had pneumonia and tried self-medicating with prescriptions and over-the-counter drugs ... and it ultimately proved fatal.

The report states, "The possible adverse physiological effects of elevated levels of these medications cannot be discounted, especially in her weakened state. Therefore the manner of death is Accident."

UPDATE: There were 24 empty prescription bottles found at the scene for the following medications: prevacid, clonazepam, propranolol, vicoprofen, zolpidem, carbamazepine, klonopin, Ativan, hydorocodone (Vicodin) and multiple vitamins.

Also, three benzodiazapines found in her bloodstream did not match up with prescription bottles found in Brittany's name.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4pTZCZ

Casey Johnson's autopsy report was just released by the L.A. County Coroner's Office.

In the report, it says there was no evidence of injury on Casey's body. Multiple medications were found at the scene, including Motrin, insulin and clonazepam -- an anti convulsant.

In the report, it says she has a history of "possible excess use of Nyquil." No illegal drugs were found in her system.

In the report, it shows the Coroner spoke with the Johnson's family attorney, Robert Shapiro, after her death.

Shapiro told the Coroner that Casey -- who had been cut off by her family -- was taking steps to reunite with the family, including visits to a psychiatrist. In the week before Casey's death, the psychiatrist had determined Casey was not suicidal.

As we previously reported, Casey died from "diabetic ketoacidosis" -- which is a state of severe insulin deficiency. We're told Casey's death was preventable -- but she was diabetic and simply didn't take care of herself.

Casey's body was found on January 4 ... but we're told her body was undiscovered for several days.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4uyYBw

Comic Book/Anime/Superhero Fans everywhere may cry

San Diego may lose Comic Con! From DigitalSpy:

Comic-Con is in danger of leaving its San Diego birthplace for a larger home, spurring local tourism leaders to do all they can to keep the four-day show in town.

Sign On San Diego reports that the prospect of losing a bonanza worth tens of millions of dollars in local spend each year has persuaded hoteliers to double the number of rooms they commit to Comic-Con and provide free meeting space. After 2012, the event, held each July at the San Diego Convention Center, will be free to leave town.

If Comic-Con departs, so would its 126,000 attendees. A task force, made up of local officials is leading an aggressive campaign to remind Comic-Con organizers just how well-loved they are. Whether such overtures are enough to stave off a competing bid from Anaheim is unclear, says the report. Anaheim's convention center offers roughly a half-million more square feet than San Diego's, which was last expanded in 2001

San Diego's proposal was crafted after meetings with Comic-Con organizers to assess what issues they wanted addressed. According to the report, the biggest issue is a shortage of exhibit space and hotel rooms with discounted rates exclusive to attendees in San Diego.

In response, San Diego's three waterfront hotels have committed to providing roughly 300,000 square feet of their meeting space free of charge in 2013 through 2015. In addition, the Convention Center Corp. is proposing to increase the number of dedicated convention hotel rooms from 7,000 to 14,000.

Blind Item!!

If you can guess the answer, I'm pretty sure you'll go "ew" cuz I sure did.

BuzzFoto – This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has thr*esomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a pr*stitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell.

Tiger Woods is butthurt and he wants you to know it

Aw, Tiger Woods' poor l'il ego got bruised and now he has to cry publicly about it. Is he for real? Who is buying his crap? He's sorry he got caught and that whole public statement was his ego talking. It's like his ego got up and started screaming "LEAVE TIGER WOODS ALONE!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"

Click on the headline above to jump to CNN and the video statement. Some highlights:

In a tightly controlled televised statement, golfer Tiger Woods gave an apology Friday for his "irresponsible and selfish" behavior.

"I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you," said the golfer, dressed in a blue button-down shirt and a blazer. "For all that I have done, I am so sorry. ...

"I had affairs, I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."

The 11 a.m. ET event, at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, was carefully managed, with a small hand-picked crowd as an audience.

Although some members of the media were invited to listen to Woods' remarks, they were not allowed to ask questions. The large majority of reporters and media were housed at least a half a mile away, where they watched the event on television.

Woods' mother attended, although his wife, Elin Nordegren, did not.

Woods spoke slowly and carefully as he stood at a lectern, which held a few pieces of paper.

After he finished speaking, he embraced his mother and a few others in the audience.

Why Shaun White is a GOD

TWO olympic golds now! No one can touch him!




and here's his Double McTwist again:

Not much going on....

Tila Tequila may have quit twitter but she's said she was leaving before and then disappointed us all by coming back....so who knows? I offer you the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with Heads Will Roll. If you haven't discovered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs yet....do so now!

I want this to be true

It would be funny as hell! Besides, didn't Miley's mom and Billy Ray get together cuz the bitch was a groupie? So maybe!

Miley’s mom Tish’s extremely close friendship with rocker Bret Michaels is raising eyebrows, just as the 42-year-old blonde’s marriage to Billy Ray Cyrus is reaching its breaking point.

“Billy Ray and Tish are spending more and more time apart,” says an insider. “They have a lot of major issues.”

The couple’s 16-year union has grown increasingly tense since the family relocated from Tennessee to Hollywood for Miley’s show Hannah Montana in 2005. Billy Ray “has become this creature of Hollywood… and Tish is always the one who’s left to pick up the pieces when there’s a crisis among the kids. There’s lots of pent-up frustration on her part, and it’s been coming out more and more lately.”

Meanwhile, the mom of five and Bret, who has two kids, hit it off in a big way when he and Miley recorded a cover of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in December.

“Tish and Bret spend a lot of time in the studio together,” says Bret’s rep, who insists that two have a “strictly business” relationship. “They talk all the time.”

“Billy Ray and Tish are trying to work through their problems,” says a source. “But it looks like the marriage is in serious trouble.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 22 2010]

John Mayer P0rn?

Is porn in the cards next for John Mayer? From TMZ:

John Mayer's dirty mouth got him into a lot of trouble in the past week -- but it also may have gotten him a job ... with a porno company.

When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.

Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcrHbBub

*How about for his first title, Your Body is a Sluttyland*

Your Turn!

What do you think? Matthew Goode says he was miscast as Adrian in Watchmen.  From digitalspy:

Matthew Goode has claimed that he was miscast as villain Ozymandias in comic book drama Watchmen.

Speaking to Metro, the British actor revealed that director Zack Snyder had cast him in the role after failing to secure Jude Law.

"There were many reasons I shouldn't have been cast in that film and I think people were quite p*ssed off. I'm lucky I don't own a computer," Goode said.

"The negative feedback was relayed quite well by friends of mine: 'Oh my God, everyone hates you, man. It's awesome.' When I got there to start filming, all the artwork still had Jude Law's face on it, so I figured he was meant to be doing this but was too expensive. That was good for me."

TEST

The communist reflects!

Tila finally STFU!!!

and it took a knock against the wall to do it!!  Thank you wall!!  from radaronline:


Reality TV star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after banging her head, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.
The drama appeared to begin around midnight when Tila twittered: “i just fell off of my chair, slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. theres a dent in it now!”

Early Saturday Tila tweeted that she called an ambulance and it was on the way to her house


At approximately 6 am EST time this message appeared on Tila’s Twitter account: “This is Tila’s Agent. Tila had a concussion & isnt doing well. Please send her your prayers. Shes at the hospital&wont be on Twitter 4 a while.”
RadarOnline.com has confirmed that Tila did bang her head and was rushed to the hospital. We’ve also learned that she was treated and is now back home.

*Why does someone who claims to be pregnant do such stupid shit?  Prepare for "miscarriage" announcement in 3, 2 , 1....*




Update from TMZ:

Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly -- and now she's threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.

It all started around 8:00 AM -- when Tila posted the following message on her Twitter page: "I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly."

Several minutes later, Tila added, "Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them."

Suddenly, Tila began writing several messages about suicide, claiming, "I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened."

In her latest message, Tila claims she's going to try to sleep it off ... before she hops on a 22 hour flight to Australia.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcdwL4dg

Don't Hate!

It really is hard to hate on Heidi Klum, I've tried.  Want to, but then she makes sense.  Here's her secret to losing baby fat from digital spy:

Heidi Klum has claimed that losing baby weight is not difficult.

The supermodel, who gave birth to her fourth child in October, explained that looking after children helps people become slimmer.

Showbiz Spy quotes her as saying: "I eat healthily and stay active. I have four children that I am running after, I jump on the trampoline with them, run after them."

Meanwhile, speaking to Us Weekly, Klum explained that breastfeeding can also help.

"I never looked at breastfeeding in terms of, 'This is something that helps me'," she said. "Breastfeeding helps my child. The after effect: yes, you lose your weight in a normal manner. I think people blow it out of proportion."

She continued: "Everything gets made into so much drama about how a woman has her weight like before [she gave birth]. If you're living your life, not sitting on the couch... a woman will go back to how she looked before she was pregnant."

Rejoice!

Per ONTD, Daria wil FINALLY be released to DVD. Not the same music tho. AT LAST!

You knew it was coming!!!

Jamie Lynn, hte insiration for "16 and pregnant" (I kid....no, she shoulda been the very first seaso of that show) is into older guys now and you know damm well Casey didn't want that baby. Like it's even his.....from msn.com:

Jamie Lynn Spears has split from Casey Aldridge, with whom she has a 19-month-old daughter, UsMagazine.com has learned.

Star magazine is also reporting that the 18-year old has moved on with a new boyfriend, 28-year-old James Watson, a businessman she reportedly met about a year ago.

I haven't vanished!!

I have a few personal things that need attention right now, so just consider this a small, short personal hiatus. BRB, promise. In the meantime, enjoy your body is a wonderland and go make babies or compare John Mayer to Westlife (More than words).





Discuss.

If you missed this

This was the opening act for the 2010, Lady Gaga and Elton John.  Pretty fucking awesome. Bitch can sing.

Jersey Shore Season 2 is a go!

from yahoo news:

SANTA MONICA, Calif. – MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be back for a second season.
The network's president of programming Tony DiSanto said Friday that 12 new episodes will air this summer.
According to the network, Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination.

*Snooki is pleased! How long do you think the popularity will last?*

Technical Issue

Oh yes, i received word that haloskank, er haloscan is going to die feb. 11.  Bear with me while I try to set up other means for comments!

JD Salinger dead

Let's give a moment of thought for JD Salinger, who died. This was the author of "catcher in the rye." Many a teenage student suffered the torture of reading this book for class, but was it really that bad? Thank you for your work, Mr. reclusive.

Intorducing.....

The newest addition to the Apple family....


see more Epic Fails

Dear MTV:

Here's a solution to your Jersey Shore problem, because you can count on Spin to come up with solutions!

Give The Situation his own dating show, a la The Bachelor because it would HIlarious

Give Snooki, Pauly D and JWow their own show

Get a new cast for Jersey Shore 2

See how simple?  Now pay me!!

Anybody sick of this rumor yet?

Brangelina splitting up....at least according to Page 6 it's happening....I don't know, I don't know if I care.  I suppose if it gets said for a long enough time, maybe it will come true or maybe like a broken clock, it will have been repeated at the right time.

Mega-couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have secretly signed legal documents dividing their vast fortune and family in case they split, according to Britain's News of the World. Pitt and Jolie, who are not married but have been together for more than five years, have three biological children as well as three adopted kids and an estimated $300 million fortune. Under the reported deal, hammered out with an LA law firm, the pair would have joint custody over the kids, who would live full time with Jolie. Rumors of a breakup have dogged the couple for years. Recently, Jolie reportedly had an affair with a language coach with whom she was working for an upcoming role, but the teacher vehemently denied it. Neither star appeared at the Golden Globes last Sunday and Pitt made a solo showing at Friday night's Haiti telethon.



*clutch yer pearls ladies, this may get interesting!*




update from digital spy:

Brad Pitt has been planning a new start away from Angelina Jolie for six months, according to reports.

The couple have reportedly separated this week in a $205m (£126m) deal.

"Brad is miserable and wants a new start," a source told Ian Halperin, author of recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story Of Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie.

The insider added: "He’s looked miserable and exhausted the past couple of years because he can’t handle Angie’s explosive personality and self-destructive ways.

"I love Brad and am in his corner all the way. I feel so bad for him because Angie put him through the wringer. I can confirm that his relationship with Angie is over."