The Spin Sycle for September 2 2010

Happy 90210 day! Let's get to it:

Stephen Hawking is releasing a new book next week and remains awesome while doing so.  

Pari$'s alibi shot to pieces?

TI is not only a dumbass, but must enjoy incarceration

Lady Gaga to become ordained so she can officiate gay weddings

California has that new law smell....of anti paparazzi

Even game makers are in trouble in this economy

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia stars have a little ray of sunshine

For your midweek!

The Who with Eminence Front

Spin Sycle for August 31 2010

oh Zsa Zsa....so very sad.  I hope you find peace.

Is it possible that Pari$ might actually get what she deserves?

Julia Roberts doesn't shave her pits

watch out for flying fish


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Pari$ite is Toxic

and she just proves it again....seems her hijinks have cost her man his job.  from digitalspy:

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits has reportedly been "fired" from his job at a Las Vegas nightclub following the pair's arrest.

The couple were stopped by police while driving in Las Vegas on Friday night (August 27), leading to Hilton being arrested for possession of a controlled substance, which was later confirmed to be cocaine. Waits was also arrested for driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

E! News reports that Waits has since been fired from his high profile position as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties in the city. Waits and his twin brother Jesse had been promoted to the position on Wednesday (August 25) by casino magnate Steve Wynn.

A source said: "Wynn has a zero-tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law."


Final Rinse:  were I him, I'd kick her to the curb but then again, now that his time is all freed up, they can live the days of wine and roses, huh?

Spin Sycle for August 29 2010

Michael Jackson's body to be exhumed?

Madonna and Lady Gaga to tour together?  I might have to see that.

Fergie & Slash make video together

Britney Spears used to protest virtual child porn?

Interesting.  Melvinknows.com ran a story on August 29 about how Brangelina were definitely spiltting up and now the site is gone.  Hmm.

For your weekend lulz

Doggy and the Dolphin:  a friendship

Spin Sycle for August 28 2010

Pari$ does it again!  This time arrested for possession of cocaine!  Wonder if she'll bribe her way out of this one like what probably happened in South Africa

WTF is Nutraloaf?

Chris Brown is still bitter.  And Usher won't tour with him.  Stay pressed, asshole

So there will be an Expendables 2

Some strippers are actually smart?

It just doesn't seem like Jennifer Lopez and country clubs would go together

Despite being on a show called Weeds, Mary Louise Parker has never gotten stoned.

Funny as Hay-yell

This is a local thing but I wanted to share because of the lulz.  I 've always thought this guy was creepy and hated his commercials for carpel tunnel surgery.  Here's a clip from it:



And now, it seems he's pretty shady!  Beware when they tell you they'll "treat you like family":

HOUSTON – A well-known local doctor whose television commercials tout family values was not allowed to visit or communicate with his wife or children and was wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet Thursday after an arrest on a felony assault charge earlier this week.


In 2002, Brown was convicted of assaulting his then-pregnant former wife, Darlina, by beating her with a bed post and firing a handgun several times at her. At his trial, Darlina Brown said he held a gun to her head and she "knew he was going to kill me," according to The Courier of Montgomery County.


Brown founded the Brown Hand Center, which specializes in carpal tunnel surgery. In 2002, his medical license was revoked by the Texas Medical Board but reinstated with strict probation conditions for 10 years. Four years later, the board permanently revoked the license after he tested positive for cocaine.


read the full article here

Final rinse:  Douchey McRapeface should go away!  far far away!!!

Spin Sycle for August 26 2010

Just a personal note: were my mother still alive, my parents would have been married 60 years today!

But...isn't not saying you're pregnant mean that you're pregnant?  Mariah must be waiting for the three month mark

$1 million to get Lindsay Lohan on the radio?

Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn to have a double wedding?  Break out the moonshine!

Is Uma Thurman pregnant?

Fantasia is a whiny-ass whore who's dreary "suicide attempt" was just a desperate loud cry for attention.

OctoMom lost her house

Is Halle Berry pregnant again?

Lady Gaga has a male alter ego.  Must be seen to be believed.

The Spin Sycle for August 24 2010

Seems Hitler really was the ultimate self hating Jew after all

See kids, you are not immune to strokes.  They can happen at any age, it's not just for the Olds!

Lindsay Lohan to get out of rehab early

Jon Gosselin writing a book.  expect 'duh" to be a frequent word

Elizabeth Hurley doesn't believe in breakfast

Spin Sycle for August 23, 2010

Martin Short's wife died.  No snark, I feel horribly for him and his family.

Tiger and Elin are officially over.

Kanye West to give his songs away

Joe And Katherine Jackson to officially divorce

Lindsay Lohan is pissed and wants an apology.  Sounds like someone needs a hug!

Hulu.com to become part of the Yahoo! family?

The Spin Sycle for August 22, 2010

Mariah Carey pregnant?

True Blood stars, Sookie and Bill,  marry

Jennifer Aniston bitchy while making The Switch?

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson fight about his new band

O Rly?

If you're not materialistic, Madonna, then right now, send me $1 million.  right now.  You're not materialistic and it would just be walking around money/chump change to you.  Prove to me personally that you are not a materialist, I'll be waiting.  from digitalspy:

Madonna has reportedly revealed that she is not a materialistic person.

The singer admitted that people often assume that she is because of her 1985 hit 'Material Girl'.

When asked if she was "materialistic" by the Daily Star, she said: "Everyone relates that title to me because of the song I did 300 years ago. It's a title I got stuck with.

"When I first did the song it was meant in an ironic way, as I don’t think of myself as a materialist person (sic). I hate that name but I do love clothes and fashion and I love beautiful things.

"As the years went by, strangers would see me in the street and would shout, 'Yo, it's the Material Girl' and I was like, 'Ahh, I'm not, I hate that name'. However, I realised I needed to get a sense of humour and embrace it."

It was recently reported that Madonna has been offered a $1bn Vegas residency.

Enjoy the Awesome

Lady Gaga loves Kiss! How incredibly cool is that?

For your weekend

The perfect summer song!  Too bad it didn't come out in early summer.

Francis B. Cobain is now 18!!!

Wow.  I feel old.  It wasn't that long ago when she was this:



She's grown up with some shit and somehow survived. Here's my birthday blessing for you Francis:  May you grow stronger every day, wiser with every step and have great fun now that you are free.  Enjoy your freedom!  Share you creativity with others and make the most of life.  Happy 18th!

It's the Spin Sycle for August 17, 2010

Don't text and drive, dearies, it can kill you.

Jessica Simpson wishes she had a big ass.  Not big, smart brains, but a big ass.

No Doubt to finally put out a new album, Gwen is pissed at Gavin and wrote songs all about it

Just sad, Zsa Zsa is to leave us and this world soon.

Laurence Fishburne wants nothing more to do with his pornstar daughter

Khloe Kardashian uses the Vatican Roulette method of birth control.

It's the Spin Sycle for August 15, 2010

Doogie Houser is having twins

Madonna turns 52.  WOW.

Juggalos rocked Tila Tequila, deserve award for doing so

Kelsey Grammer's new girlfriend is pregnant.  That was fast, what would Sideshow Bob think?

Don't feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, bitch is going to cash in once she's out of rehab.  If this crap happened to you or me, we'd be thrown in jail for life.

Spin Sycle for 08/11/2010

Fantastic Burrito tried to commit suicide, did a shitty job of it

American Idol is smart enough to not give in to Jennifer Lopez's insane demands

Alanis is pregnant

Britney shall be on Glee

Jennifer Aniston is bad for you, bad for America?

Spin Sycle for 08/08/10

Nicolas Cage flip flops with Trespass

Sean Penn and Wyclef Jean should just hash it out in a death match already.

Mel Gibson has left the country.

Jennifer Aniston looks good as Babs

Montana Fishburne lives in a fantasy world

Spin Sycle for August 2nd, 2010

Lindsay leaves jail, goes to rehab against her wishes....meaning Dina didn't get her photo op.

"Mad Men" women don't work for their figures which is funny because even in the 1960's, women did some crazy diet and exercise stunts, just like today.

Lady Gaga is odd, knows it and relishes it.  Good for her.

Lethal Weapon 5?  Really?  

How long until Angelina begins to look elderly?

Spin Sycle for July 30 2010

I'm back bitches!
Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston just can't get it together, now only talking by text

Breaking news!  Lady Gaga cooks!!

Speidi is getting divorced for reals

Anne Rice gave up on being a christian.  Will she start her parties again?  See, this is what happens when you have a bad scare in your life....some ppl get religious then get over it when life settles down again.  Good for her.

Ellen Degeneres quit American Idol, finally.

Gone Fishin'

Takin a hiatus briefly, shall return next week

Blind Item!

From Page Six and it should be soooo obvious:

Which reality-show diva just returned from what she said was a trip to France looking fresher than ever, leading to whispers she had a face-lift?...

Lindsay Lohan's jail time

Will she go crazy? She'll have to make some major adjustments! Besides not being able to smoke, according to TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan's gonna have a hard time staying clean behind bars -- TMZ has learned she will only be allowed to shower every other day once she checks into Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow.

Law enforcement sources tell us the jail is all prepared for Lindsay's arrival -- where she'll be staying in her own cell ... in a special module where solitary inmates are held.

We're told Lindsay will not be allowed to interact with other inmates while she's inside her cell -- which could be as much as 20 hours per day. She will be allowed to exercise three times per week.

As far as her diet, we're told Lindsay will get two cold meals and one hot meal every day. Today, inmates had chicken stir fry for lunch ... so it's not too bad.

We're told there's no guarantee that Lindsay will be allowed to take all of the medication she's been prescribed -- and jail officials will determine what she can take after she arrives.

Lady Gaga holding back new album

from digitalspy:

Lady GaGa has apparently explained why she is holding back her next album.

The Fame Monster singer, who has promised that her next release will be "iconic", previously said that she had written the LP's lead single in Liverpool.

She has now revealed that the record will be delayed until next year because she wants to spend more time doing interviews and appearances. She also wants to complete the 'Monster Ball' tour and have a rest, according to GaGa Daily.

Ben Affleck cheating?

from MelvinKnows and is anyone really surprised? I've always thought that Jennifer got pregs on purpose to trap Ben:

This really breaks our hearts to write because we are big fans of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

BUT, we have it from five credible sources who claim that Ben started having an affair last year.

We also have an eyewitness on the record who has seen Ben and the girl in question (whose name we won’t reveal yet) disappear into his trailer frequently, and on one occasion she was in there for two hours and came out looking disheveled with her make up smudged and her hair all over the place.

The sources also tell us that Ben and his secret lover are still in contact via phone and text on a daily basis and in their own words: “It wasn’t just a one time instance of them sleeping together- it was an affair.”

If the sourcing on this story wasn’t so strong, we would have let it go, but unfortunately, the sources are impeccable.

Also, Jen has been suspicious for months and months now about this, and her instincts were right.

Mel Gibson Leaving the States?

Bye! don't let the door hit you on the ass!

Mel Gibson is poised to quit the US after selling his mansion near New York.

The disgraced Lethal Weapon star, who faces allegations of violence from his Russian former girlfriend, sold the mock Tudor property, known as Old Mill Farm, for £16 million – £10 million less than the asking price.

Gibson has also put his Malibu home, Lavender Hill Farm, on the market for £10 million, according to a property newsletter.

He has told friends that he will move back to Australia - where he grew up after moving from America when he was 12 - with his ex-wife Robyn, who still supports him.

A source close to the family said: ‘Oksana’s allegations have united Mel and Robyn and this move is her idea.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1295658/Mel-Gibson-leaves-States-selling-mansion-cut-price.html#ixzz0u3KaYn5U

For your lulz

I miss Sifl & Olly so damm bad!!

Because I love Marines and teh Kittehs....

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Kiki and US Marine Brian Chambers

Kittehs Kiki and Keykey have found a home in the midst of war. And it’s all thanks to three US Marines, Brian Chambers, Chris Berry and Aaron Shaw. They started a mission to help find homes for stray cats that they found while serving in Afghanistan. After finding Keykey injured by a c-wire, Berry took care of his wounds and nursed him back to health and the two of them have been best friends every since.

And now Keykey is living with Berry’s parents in Michigan while Kiki is living with Chambers’ parents in Texas and both are enjoying their new loving homes! Those Marines are definitely heroes in our book as is also the group of Royal Marines that started the organization called Nowzad in 2007. This organization rescues stray and abandoned animals in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Source: Unique Scoop

Spin Sycle for July 14 2010

Are you ready for the stupidity that's gone on? Here we go!

Teenagers are stupid when they have babies and/or get married. SPOILER: this won't end well for Levi or Bristol.

Another Raging Mel Coke Rant was released.

CraigyFerg's wife is having a baby!

Ryan Reynolds is playing the Green Lantern,  hurt himself in the process

Penelope Cruz snuck a wedding

Hurray for Birthdays!

I mean, it's not like you can stop them.

Hurray!

Ed Norton is NOT returning to play the Hulk in the soon to be released The Avengers movie!

It was reported yesterday that Marvel Studios decided not to bring back actor Edward Norton in the role of Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk in their upcoming superhero team-up flick "The Avengers," due in theatres in 2012. In a statement sent in direct response to yesterday's story from the set of "Captain America" in London, Marvel Studios President of Production Kevin Feige forwarded the following exclusively to HitFix, the site that broke the story:

"We have made the decision to not bring Ed Norton back to portray the title role of Bruce Banner in the Avengers. Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members.The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H, Chris E, Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks."

Mel's phone calls released!!

from gawker.com, warning NSFW, lots of profanity:

follow this link
 
Final Rinse:  *I want to blow you, Ari Emanuel*  From the Hollywood reporter:

Mel Gibson has been dropped by William Morris Endeavor Entertainment.

Earlier this week, the agency's Patrick Whitesell informed the actors' representatives that he would no longer be represented by the agency.

Gibson's longtime agent, Ed Limato, died July 3, and a funeral will take place in New York next week.

WME partner Ari Emanuel had previously expressed hostility toward Gibson after the actor made anti-Semitic remarks and made remarks implying skepticism about the Holocaust.

News of Gibson being dropped from WME came as audio of Gibson berating Oksana Grigorieva surfaced on Radar Online.

Update 7/12:  Listen to the latest release here.  Frankly, it isn't funny any more.  Mel is an abusive psychopath.

Trent Reznor to become a father

from WWD:

Mariqueen Maandig, the 29-year-old singer of How to Destroy Angels, prefers to maintain a little anonymity.
But now there’s a good reason for the public to know her business. She — along with Reznor, 45, and his longtime collaborator Atticus Ross, 42 — are set to release How to Destroy Angels’ self-titled debut EP today. 

she met Reznor (though she’s not saying how) and they became engaged in spring 2009. By summer she had left West Indian Girl to pursue her own career. She joined Reznor on his “Wave Goodbye” tour and married him in October. Soon they started experimenting with their own music.

With Maandig on vocals and synthesizer and Reznor producing the majority of instrumentals with Ross, the trio put together a six-song EP that Maandig describes as more feminine and subtler than Reznor’s unambiguously hard sound. With little to no fanfare, the group digitally released the single “A Drowning,” followed by “The Space in Between” and “The Believers.” In June, How to Destroy Angels released the full EP as a free digital download in anticipation of the physical release. Plans for a full-length follow-up are on hold due to Maandig’s pregnancy, but the band hopes for it in early 2011. Reznor and Ross are also working on a film soundtrack, the name of which they naturally won’t disclose.

But right now, the biggest project on Maandig’s mind is a baby name: “I have a list, it’s so hard. It’s like here’s a brand-new life and you’re in charge of it, now go!”

Mel Gibson needs to be beat

He fucking deserves it and he needs a fucking beating.  It doesn't matter if Oksana is a golddigger, NO ONE should be treated this way. 

Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

It’s another bombshell development, following our world exclusive when we revealed that Mel was taped spewing a vile, racist rant, telling Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

Now, RadarOnline.com is revealing even more content from the tape and this time Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.

On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.

The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”

RadarOnline.com has heard the tape.

Mel’s sickening “you f**cking deserved it” admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging between Oksana and Mel for the past several weeks.

His legal team has insisted Mel did not hit Oksana and that they had only a loud argument. The disputed event apparently took place January 6 in his Malibu mansion.

But sources close to Oksana claimed she was left bloodied and bruised and had her two front teeth knocked out during the violent confrontation.

*Point and Laughs*

According to Digital Spy, LiLo is sentenced for 90 days!

TMZ reports:

Judge Marsha Revel has been hearing testimony from the alcohol ed people, who admitted Lindsay violated the judge's command to attend classes at least once a week. Fact is ... at least 9 times Lindsay did not hit the mark. In fact, one witness said Lindsay was disrespectful and filled with excuses, yet for some reason officials from the Right On program never notified the judge.

The judge clearly has no patience for Lindsay and prosecutor Danette Meyers is going after LiLo with a vengeance.

UPDATE: The judge just ruled Lindsay Lohan is in violation of her probation. Judge Revel will now decide if Lindsay should go to jail.

*Lilo is headed to jail! HA HA*

IDF does Ke$ha

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!

But Paris said she doesn't do drugs!!

I believe her, don't you? I mean, Paris Hilton would never ever lie about anything! You know, there comes a point in time when the whole drug thing is just pathetic and it's not funny anymore, you're just an addict.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa, according to reports.

South Africa's News24 reported that it had confirmed that the celebutante was arrested on a "drug related charge."

The news appeared to have broken on Twitter after several people at the game claimed she was arrested at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, where the Netherlands vs. Brazil game was held. It was claimed Paris had been caught smoking pot.

A rep for the reality star was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood on Friday afternoon.

Update:  charges against Pari$ were dropped.  This is why you have a drug bitch to take the rap for you.RecoveryRecovery

Spin Offs for Thursday July 1 2010

CRY MOAR BITCH.  Seems Chris Brown faked it.

Kelsey Grammer is soon to be single.

Megan Fox's father is glad she married her B.A.G.

Enjoy this cat fight:

Recovery

Mel Gibson has become a cliche

Are you surprised?  I'm not.  I was surprised with the "Sugartits" episode but not now.  It comes out more, how much of a racist, misogynistic asshole he is.  From Radaronline:


In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape,Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriendOksana Grigorieva.
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.

Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.

His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.


"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.

"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."


Mel's attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.

Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".


In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."


The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.

But Mel tells Oksana, "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... f**king fake... f**king fake.

*time to retire from life, Mel.*

Spin Offs June 30 2010

Top Gun 2?  DO NOT WANT

Those royals sure know how to cat fight

Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it

Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her


CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown

Spin Offs for Sunday, June 27 2010

Oksana & Mel Gibson's split is very ugly.  Color me thrilled because I knew it wouldn't last.

Beyonce and her father had a huge falling out

Kristen Stewart left school early and is glad she did

Even teh gheys love having babies, like Ne-Yo

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If anyone still cares....

OK! magazine is claiming that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant.

Fergie is pissed

Fergie is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas permanently as tension in the band has become intolerable for her, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.


The band has a full tour schedule for the summer and is planning a tour for early 2011. But Fergie won’t commit for that part of the tour, we learned, and the reason is she’s talking about leaving the band for good.

Fergie can’t stand Will.I.Am and that is one of the main reasons she wants to leave the band, a source close to them told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The other reason is she’s decided she wants to have a baby!


“Fergie is saying she wants out of the band and the second half of the tour isn’t confirmed for early next year,” the source said.

“Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control.

And she really wants a baby with Josh,” the source said, referring to Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel. “Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.”
 

Aphrodite leaked!!

enjoy! http://www.mediafire.com/?n1yjynmxtyn

For your LULZ

Kid Farm!!

Kid Farm from FrontPage Films on Vimeo.

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Spin Offs for June 17 2010

Spencer Pratt is sleezy. Spencer Pratt may not have wife Heidi Montag by his side — but even in separation, he could still make money off her. The Hills’ star is starting his own paparazzi agency, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".

British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.

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They did it!

Han Solo got married!! *SQUEEEE!*

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.

Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.

Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.

Spin Offs for June 15 2010

Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond.  I need brain bleach.

Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!

How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?

Enjoy this version of California Gurls:

Twilight Homage

This was so funny, I had to share.  Found it on ONTD.  I'm still giggling tears.

WTF

There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]


*In other celeb news*


Joe Jackson is a POS

Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.

Peaches Geldof  is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg.  Never mind the granny pants.

Spin Offs for June 10, 2010

Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship.  what a dick.

Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra.  This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?

Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.

Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.

Spin Offs for June 9, 2010

Sorry for the lack of posts, it's been a rough coupla days.

Jesse James is still a douche

Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.

If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro.  Be sure to tell me what you think.

For Pookie Sixx

Dance in the light. I'll miss you.

Spin Offs for June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.

Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?

Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim.  Seriously.

The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant.  Might be.

Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:

An Easy Rider dies

Dennis Hopper died, age 74.  Per TMZ:


We're told his family was by his side when he passed.

Hopper had recently been suffering from prostate cancer and going through a difficult divorce from his wife Victoria.

Gary Coleman has died

He died in a Utah hospital.  He had had a brain hemmorhage from a fall where he hurt his head and slipped into a coma he never recovered from.  His wife agreed to have life support pulled.  He was 42 and had been on life support since last Thursday.  Details to follow.   Think kindly of him, he had a rough time.

Blind Item!

This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced.

Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things: get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years; and come out of the closet.

Wife was desperate to keep any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier in their marriage. (You didn’t think they conceived naturally, did you?) So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs implanted, hoping that one would take. It did.

To say that the husband was shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that, if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he doesn’t look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father. After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved… back in the closet he goes. [Blind Gossip]

*Hmm who could it be!*

Spin Offs for May 26 2010

Xtina cancels tour

Tom Cruise wants to teach you how to take it like a  how to be a man.

50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role.  It's not pretty.

Carrie Underwear is getting married

Golddiggers will always take advantage.  WRAP IT UP!

Xtina's Bionic Leaked

Here's Glam Bionic






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Spin Offs for May 24 2010

Lindsay, why you act so stupid?



Brittany Murphy died, now her husband has followed

Kendra Wilkinson is still a dirty whore, getting $$ for her first sex tape.  Yes, that makes her a whore.

Is Lady Gaga starting to wander off the deep end?

and a blind item from page six:  WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story.
(Spin's guess: George Lopez)

For Your weekend

The Line and the Dot.....one of my all time favorite animations.  Enjoy!

Spin Offs for May 19 2010

Call the Bay "Hitler" and you get booted from Transformers 3.

Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?

Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London

Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage.  Insert laughing here.

Meet Sandra Rose.  She called out Chris Brown.

Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:

Spin Offs for May 18

Kelly Preston & John Travolta are expecting a baby!  Yes, you read that right!

Lindsay Lohan denies dating woman, doesn't deny digging chicks

Hank walked out on Kendra!!!

Kendra and Hank split because she's a dumbass!  Shoulda sold your whoretapes before you got married, K!!

Ok, this is not the minute to minute update on the naked pictures Vivid is releasing from Kendra’s sex tape that we promised, but it still qualifies as news…we guess? Rumor has it that Hank Baskett has left Kendra and is taking out divorce papers, not because of the sex tape (he can deal with the idea of his wife having an orgy with multiple penises), but because she was still trying to sell it (and even formed a company to do so) behind his back AFTER he proposed to her.

An source from E! said, “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction. He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him.“

All the Lovers

Kylie Minogue's newest single from her latest album Aphrodite!

And I'm back!

Here are your spin offs for 5/12


Gwen Stefani pregnant again?

Matt Lauer has split from his wife

Dana Plato's son committed suicide

Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date

BRB

I'm on a furious binge right now, havn't had one of these for a long time. I am currently surrounded by pizza rolls, neopolitan ice cream and potato chips. It is heaven. It is so relaxing and almost a mind numbing orgasm but i really need this. I know you understand. What can I entertain you with in the meantime?

How about the Barack Obama answer to Will.I.Am being a dickrider of his, courtesy of the Boondocks:

Happy Mother's Day!

Enjoy the Bloodhound Gang's "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying":

Spin Offs for the weekend

Why yes, Kristen Stewart does in fact look sad.

Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.

Prince is picky about who he associates with.  Frankly, I don't blame him.

Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes.  Yes, plural.

HTMLcomics shut down.


Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.


Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet

Spin Offs for Cinco de Mayo

Pathetic Mel Gibson is lonely and wants his old wife back.

Bret Michaels got scared enough that he might want to marry.

Even Lady Gaga gets stage fright

Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves dating?

That's soo Seinfeld!

I want to have Aaron McGruder's babies:

If you missed it

Here's the Simpson's show opener last night of Ke$ha's Tik Tok.  Pretty funny, pretty genius!

Blind Reveal?

Is country singer Shelby Lynne the one coming out may 5th?

More importantly, is May 5th going to become a big coming out day?

Spin Offs 4/28

If you live under a rock then you may not know that Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce in Texas. This makes sense because you have to be married at least 10 years before a Texas court will even think  about spousal support and even then there's no guarantee.  Texas law pretty much allows each party to leave with what they came in with and are not fond of serial marryers.  So Sandra Bullock was pretty smart there.  Also, she adopted a baby.

Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.

Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo

A Chelsea Handler sex tape?  Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?

TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy

Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila

Hey twatlights Twihards, you can get engaged with the same style ring Bella has

Slow Gossip day

So here's a kitteh bento box!!


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Spin Offs 4/23

Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrge

Glee is to have a Britney Spears episode.....hope they don't all shave their heads

Despite last minute altering, South Park has had more buzz than it's had in a very long time

Mel Brooks gets some recognition

But...Taylor Momsen isn't a guy....

Kim Kardashian got her ass beat?

Protect your privacy on Facebook because they are bastards.

Blind Item!!!

Who's coming out May 5th??

Ricky Martin recently came out about being a homosexual. Not exactly earth shattering news, but still a commendable act of personal courage for the father of two.

So which Hollywood celebrity is going to come out on May 5?

People Magazine allegedly has the exclusive and the celeb is booked on several major talk shows that week including "The View."