Hey Syclers!

Just for fun, you thought you knew your astrological sign, right?  Well, you're wrong!  see, that was based on how it was set over 2000 years ago and the stars have shifted since then.  You can read the details here.  Really though, I thought we got over this once it was figured out that the sun was the center of our system, not earth.  But whatever.  (Your ol' pal Spin would be a Gemini then instead of a Cancer.  I'm supposed to be charming and witty?  Too much pressure!)  This is called sidereal astrology and here's how it breaks down according to astronomers:

• Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
• Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
• Pisces: March 11-April 18.
• Aries: April 18-May 13.
• Taurus: May 13-June 21.
• Gemini: June 21-July 20.
• Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
• Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
• Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
• Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
• Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec.17*.
• Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

*Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  this is where this sign would be except it got thrown out since there can't be 13 signs.  13 is unlucky.  Instead, this would be the new and improved Scorpio dates. 


I would guess that this shift must have come into more modern play say around 1000 to maybe 500 years ago.....so it's a good bet that what you thought you were born under was wrong because the system was never updated from 2000 years ago.  Enjoy your new sign!  Giggity.

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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What's happening , Syclers!

If you ever suspected it, cats are assholes.  But cute, furry assholes.

Howard K Stern is a free man.  Remember him?  He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole

and here's a not so blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter.  She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.

Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!

Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice!  No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy.  Just be sure to pay cash.

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally.  While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.


Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy


Does Eva Longoria have a new man?

Welcome to the New Year, Syclers!

What's going on:

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab

and here's a solved blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.

SOLVED!

It’s David Arquette! Source: BG and LATimes

David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the  “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”.  Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.

When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”

Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”

So, now you know the real story.

Happy New Year!

Here's DJ Earworm's latest, Unites States of Pop 2010:

Happy New Year's Eve, Syclers!!!

Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker



Discuss in the comments!

Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010

Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.

Alanis Morisette (remember her?)  gave birth to a boy

Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies.  Bitch, you dun goofed!!

RIP Teena Marie

Merry Christmas bitches

and BTW.....HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! I GOTTA PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Long Overdue

But I'll post it anyway.....John Lennon's Imagine.....Happy holidays!  I'm a dreamer too

IMAGINE

It's the Spin Sycle for December 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?

Is Miley Cyrus a liar?  Would anyone be surprised if she were?

Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did

The Simpsons thank you for stopping by


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Hey Syclers!

thought I'd pop my head in to remind you that I'm here!

Ryan Reynolds has been released back into the wild.  Dibs.

Dexter and his wife sister are divorcing.  guess it's the season!

Teen mom Amber is pregnant again, keeps collecting that welfare check while being a shitty person

Hulk Hogan is getting married again....like tonight

Bad Luck streak happening

Technical problems kids....no posts today

Update:  my home was broken into and things were taken.  I am trying to cope with the feelings of rage, violation and the insurance company.  My holiday season has been ruined.  I shall be down for a bit, not sure how long.  Please forgive.

No Snark

Rest peacefully, Elizabeth Edwards.  May you find the solace and comfort that you didn't have in life.

Spin Sycle for December 6 2010

Here's what's up Syclers!

Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse

Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble.  Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously

Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?

*point and laugh*  the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:

Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March

Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex?  Who knew she had a "type"

Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake

Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie

It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?

Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.?  What do you think?

Philosorapter thanks you for your time:


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Welcome to December!

I'm still sick Syclers, but I can bring some of what's happening:

Is Britney getting beat up?

There is still a lot of education to be done about AIDS.  I know from first hand experience some of the ignorance about AIDS and HIV.  I have a brother who died from it.  You have the power of the internet, use it to learn.  Learn all that you can and help to spread that knowledge.  Knowledge is power, ignorance is death.

Neve Campbell is getting divorced


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Spin Sycle for November 30 2010

You forgive me for having a cold, don't you Syclers? I'm all nose. Here's what's up:

Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?

Tony Parker lost his lawyer

An Aquaman movie?  Really?  REALLY?

Blast from the Past!

Hope you're doing well Syclers!  Enjoy some lulz:

Happy Thanksgiving Syclers!

I have you to be thankful for, this website is all for you!  Let's get to what's happening, starting with a couple of blind items:

"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]


*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*


"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]


*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes?  b) Kim Z.  C) Benjamin Travolta


University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that

John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son

The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr

Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving.  She should try watching the History channel.

Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers! Here's what's happening:

Did Lindsay Lohan quit or was she fired? Who do you believe?

Daniel Day-Lewis to play Abe Lincoln

Is Jessica Simpson insecure about her engagement ring?  Maybe she feels it isn't good enough?  Or maybe she recognized it from her own jewelry line?

Remember the pastor who earlier this week told his congregation to quit facebook?  Yeah, it's always something in their closets

Pope Palpatine says condoms are ok for male prostitutes....so the Church actually officially recognises that homosexuality exists then?  so many questions.

It's the Holidays, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for November 18 2010

What's up Syclers!

Teen Mom Amber charged with domestic violence....what's next? Her parents must be so proud.

Sorry potheads!  The Netherlands doesn't want your tourism any longer.

Daft Punk does 3D shoot

TI is sick of prison.....but wasn't too sick of it to get busted with drugs, was he?

The Spin Sycle for November 17 2010

Ok Syclers!

So Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are really getting divorced.  Publicists are asses.  Honestly, who thought they would last, anyway?

Avril Lavigne is on the divorce bandwagon

Dina Lohan is still an attention whoring bitch

Spin Sycle for November 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Tony Parker, Eva Longoria splitting up?

A Prince proposes to a commoner

John Travolta and Kelly Preston get ready for the new son who will rip his way out of his mother

Brought to you by the first gentlemen's club:


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Flashback!

Here's some Siouxsie and the Banshees:

Spin Sycle for November 11 2010

Happy Veterans' day, Syclers! If you are a vet, be sure to check out some of the freebies and discounts that are meant for you!

In case you didn't know, Pink is pregnant.....guess we'll see if she ends up beating her own kids after criticizing everyone else with theirs, huh?

Fantasia to be sued by her boyfriend's angry scorned wife

Demi Lovato coupled with coke and drinking sent her to rehab.  Go Figure.

Jennifer Aniston being blamed for David Arqeutte and Courtney Cox's split.

Kardashian Skanks screw Mastercard.....club owners not happy

Hulk Hogan getting married?

The Best Rap You Never Heard

Greydon Square....He's been around for a bit, you should really look him up and check him out.  Here's Molotov:



and Stolkholm Syndrome:

Spin Sycle: Your Weekend Edition

Here's what's up, Syclers!

Kendra walked on Hank? Why, didn't he make enough $....that's pretty dumb, girl!  He's the only person on this planet willing to put with with your stupidity!

Failed Xtian singer Katy Perry makes a big career mistake and  no 1 curr

Weezy already violated his parole?  Too bad that money couldn't be donated to people who really need it...you know, like in Haiti.

Jessica Simpson sad about Nick getting married again.....but at least this time, Nick won't have a nosy father in law.

From Michael Jackson's secret vault

Approved by his mother, Katherine.  I guess this is in retaliation for the tracks that Sony has.  Whatever.  Enjoy and tell me what you think in the comments below!

Blind Item!

This one (or two, depending on how you want to look at it) is pretty awesome, it's all about losing IT...you know, the virginity thing!

1. "How he lost it. What's "it"? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that's what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn't have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he's already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that's a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring." [Lainey Gossip]

2. "This is a little different than what I normally do, but it is still good. So, yesterday many of you were speculating about the Lainey blind regarding a guy who lost his virginity through the back door of a an older woman. Last night I got an e-mail from my most reliable source. The way this person heard the story is as follows: It was not the back door, but was oral sex. Also, the person many of you speculating as the woman is not the correct woman. The person who gave the oral sex has been in the news a lot in the past few days and is much more age appropriate, although it would still be illegal in some states which is why the tabloids have been hesitant to publish. The person everyone is guessing for the recipient is correct." [CDaN]

Spin's guesses:  1) Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian    2) Justin Bieber & Demi Lavato

maybe it was both?  Guess the Bieb has some stories to tell for say, forever!

Spin Sycle for November 02 2010

Let's get on with it Syclers!!

So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels.  Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.

When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?

Courtney Love did a three way.  You've been warned.

Spin Sycle for November 1 2010

Where does the time go, Syclers?

TI has gone back to prison.  dumbass.

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke are divorcing.  See? 'tis the season.

In a twist of irony, Courtney Cox will not divorce her goofball.

and a blind item for your lulz:

CDAN – This so called pious reality star must have found somewhere in the Bible that allows c*ke use because she was going at it this weekend like she was competing against Charlie Sheen for who can use the most in one night.

Spin Sycle for October 28 2010

Here's what's happening Syclers!!

Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death

Mariah Carey is actually pregnant

Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties

Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.

If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.

Spin Sycle for October 26 2010

Here's what's happening, Syclers!

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen.  Keep shining, you crazy diamond

Enrique thinks marriage is just too much

Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers

and a blind item for you!

A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.

The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.

read more here

Sorry syclers....technical difficulties in the form of a broken down car. Should be ab.e to let you know tomorrow what's happening!

Your weekend Spin Sycle edition

Having a good weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys

Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl,  I wonder if he really wants a boy

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them

Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight

Helena Bonham Carter defies aging

Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Spin Sycle for October 20 2010

Let's get to it, Syclers!!

Is Beyonce pregnant? or another great hoax? How many times has she been rumored to be pregnant now, 6? 7?

Micheal Lohan uses the media to say...He'll no longer use the media.  If he actually shuts up i'll be impressed.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant too?  Is all of Hollywood pregnant?

Teen Mom Amber pregnant again?  Or is she being manipulative?

Here's your troll Zen for the day:


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Spin Sycle for October 19 2010

Run for the hills Syclers!! It's Halloween season! Don't look back!

Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.

This is probably why Tom Bosley died.  He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about.  I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.

Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.

Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank

Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter

John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?

Didja see Machete?  You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.

Willow Smith's Whip My Hair

Tell me what you think in the comments!  I didn't want to like it....but I guess you can't go wrong if you have a father who is loaded out the ass like Will Smith.


I am a little surprised he would let his child do this, after all, Snoop Dogg has said he will not let his children get into music because the business is so dirty.  Makes me wonder.  Anyway, here's the video of Will Smith if he were a nine year old girl:

Become a Minister!!

Want to?  I totally did it!  That's right Syclers, your Spin is a registered minister!  You can do it too!  No special training is required, name your faith, even $ is not required.  Donations are nice, but if you aren't able to pay, then you aren't able.  But for small, reasonable fees, you can buy a nice certificate and wallet ID for yourself!

Follow this link:

http://www.universalministries.com

and 

http://www.universalministries.com/faqs.html 

You can make a difference, so why not add "minister" to your repetoire?

Spin Sycle for October 15 2010

Happy Friday Syclers!

Homewrecker Alicia Keys gave birth to a boy.

TI goes back to prison

and a treat....Blind Items!!

She's non-black but she's married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband's actions) that he was completely whipped.   She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he's cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. (Panache Report)


*Spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*


This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. (BlindGossip)


*Spin's guess - Bill & Giulianna Rancic*


This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just “happened” to show up right where the paps were. (CDAN)


*Spin's guess - Nicole Richie*

Spin Sycle for October 14 2010

Just for you, Syclers!

at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone.  A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see.  On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm.  Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.

Xtina has officially filed for divorce

Lady Gaga bought back her old demos

Just say NO to Top Gun 2

Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too



Monster Snooki thanks you for your time

Spin Sycle for October 13 2010

Here you go, Syclers!

Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:

Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.




Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her




Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor


Old news:  Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen.  no1curr


Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair.  I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling.  Hard.

Tis the season for splitting!

Seems like autumn is a big split up time, before the holidays and Spring is the next big split up time, after the holidays.  So what is up with these splits?  Are they related?  What's the connection!  Maybe we'll find out in the next few days!

In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:

Laura Dern and Ben Harper

Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

are they related, Syclers?  Tell me what you think in the comments!!

Spin Sycle for October 11 2010

Courtney Cox & David Arquette to divorce?

Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?

I would totally do this for $1 mill.

Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:


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Spin Sycle for October 9 2010

Here you go Syclers! Links for your interestz

Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.

Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again.  I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.

Pari$ Hilton now eats children.  Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.

Jay Z loves his Granmama

So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex?  This will end well.

Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.

Try this on!

South African rap group Die Antwoord and their new song Evil Boy.  I'm into it!  What do you think?

Spin Sycle for October 7 2010

Ok Syclers, here's what's up for today

WOW has reached 12 million subscribers.  Wish I worked there.

Gene Simmons isn't afraid to be Dad, remains awesome while doing so

Ashton & Demi have an open marriage?

Oprah's dirty secrets to be exposed!  she's really a bitch?  you don't say!

Spin Sycle for October 5 2010

PETA is useless, the laughing puppy flinging girl shall go unpunished

Die Hard 5 is going to happen

Charlie Sheen's daughter got married.  Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant?  Where does that stick carry it?

Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?

Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes

James Franco in drag.  Seriously, you have to see this.

Spin Sycle for October 2 2010

See, if you run your mouth about work, you might get fired

Courtney Love desperately wants your attention

Lady Gaga to get married?

The Who working on a new album

Steve Martin's ideas for banjo tour

Explore Panache Report's blind item archive

Meet Kosmo!

He's the newest member to the family.  He was a shelter dog and we gave him a home!  He is very sweet and smart.