The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*

Spin Sycle for March 4 2011

What's in the wash today, Syclers!  Let's look!

Lights

Charlie Sheen holds the record for being the fastest to get 1 million followers on Twitter.  I am one of them. Start using tiger blood a lot.  and #WINNING!

Johnny Depp praises Angelina Jolie as a great mother 

Here's The new album, Femme Fatale by Britney Spears.  Track listings. Doesn't it sound like it should be a perfume?

Darks

Micheal Lohan is doing Celebrity Rehab??

Needs Bleach

Wait, there's really going to be a Welcome Back Kotter reunion?  welcome Welcome back?

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

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What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle Sunday Funday!

Enjoy Turkish Dad dancing!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




Be sure to let me know what you think of the new format!  email me or leave a comment!

Spin Sycle for February 25 2011

Let's see what we have in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back.  Sweet or desperate?

Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time.  Ha ha.

Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little?  I'm blaming you, Martin.  This is your fault you know.

Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her.  When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him.  This is not love.  This is manipulation and brute force.

Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online.  Prepare to shudder.  When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.

Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might  be about Tom Cruise, click here to read.  Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind.  You've been warned.

And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.

Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f*cking sh*t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.

What did she do?

Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:

“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”

Embarrassing, right?

Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.

Don't Panic Syclers!

I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot.  Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.

Lights


Alyssa Milano is pregnant!

Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston.  Conspiracy?

Kylie Minogue to become a mother?

Darks


Rosie O'Donnell is single again.  Run for your life!!!

Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!!  Courtney Love is on the hunt!


Needs Bleach


Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie

Weird celebrity phobias

Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011

How ya doin Syclers!!

Charlie Sheen is lonely

John Travolta really is balding

Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement

Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!

Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?

From the Daily Fail:  Is Katie Holmes ready to run?

Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How are you, Syclers?  Enjoying yourselves?  Here's what's happening:

Westboro Baptist Church,  YOU DUN GOOFED  (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)

"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom

Steve Jobs not long for this world?

Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?

Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED.  Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else.  Girl must like setting herself up to fail.

Blind Item!

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent  arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.

In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me"  I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:

The Spin Sycle for February 17 2011

Can you believe it's already halfway thru February, Syclers?  Didn't we just have christmas??

Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.

Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo.  Lindsay, you should listen.

Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.

Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"

Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.

St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!

Happy Love day, Syclers!!  I want you to know how much I appreciate you!  Happy hearts and joy to you today!

Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing

See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine

If you didn't watch the Grammys,  see who won here

Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT  Jay Z and Beyonce separating?  You know it would be all about the kids issue.  Have the children, Bey!  Don't wait too long!  I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to!  Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers!  work that out before you  tie that knot!  Not a happy Valentine.

Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys,  a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with.  Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else?  The new Gay National Anthem?  We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:




 

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

Enjoy this awesome song "The Stroke" from Billy Squier:

The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011

Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers?  Are you?

The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked!  Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5.  Need to catch up?  Read the original book or rent the first movie.

Britney Spears says she's boring

Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it

John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?

Your blind item for today:  NewYorkPost – 
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Just spreading the word

see more Memebase

Josh Brolin is awesome

Catholic?  Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"

Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here

Real Life Scene Wolf

And a treat for you if you missed it!  Some CDAN blind item reveals!

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

Bill Maher


I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake


This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson

Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Happy Bunny Year, Syclers!!  Are you a rabbit?  Personally, I love bunnies....but I could never have one as a pet, the fur makes my sinuses crazy  :(  Here's hoping for a great year in fortune, work and health!

Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew.  Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite?  But bonus: No work!  Everywhere is closed.

Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox.  He's Charlie Sheen!  (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)

Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV!  That's right!  get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh  snort    CORNHOLIO!!!

Lady Gaga to duet with Muse?  EPIC

For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:

Spin Sycle for February 2 2011

Did you watch the groundhog this morning?  supposedly it's an early spring!  wouldn't know it right now though, with it so damm cold!

Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?

Craigy Ferg has a new son

Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market

Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour

*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape.  I know, I know, what took so long?

your blind item for today:

NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?

Spin Sycle for February 1 2011

Happy February Syclers!!!

WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?

Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl

"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU.  Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch.  How did she get famous again?  oh yeah....

Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?

Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hope you're having a great time Syclers!

The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.

another boybander came out of the closet.  does anyone care anymore?

A Batman 4?

A new Superman has been chosen

Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting.  Don't all spinsters?

Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid

He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!

Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again.  I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist!  But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores.  I don't want to marry you, just hang out.  anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

Spin Sycle for January 26 2011

Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!

Troy Aikman is getting divorced.  Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?

Penelope Cruz is a mother

You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from.  Lady GagGag indeed.

Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.

Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score.  Guess he's down in it now.

Jack Lalanne

Dead at 96.  My mother used to do these workouts when they ran on tv and i'd do them with her or at least try to....a small child bores easily!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Check this out!!

Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood

Ke$ha is a liar?

Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret.  Does anyone care?

Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed.  Cheap bitch?

George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail

Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival

Spin Sycle for January 20 2011

Here you go, Syclers!  Be sure to tell me what you think!

Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein.  This is a pretty brave role to take on.

Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.

Beyonce wants you to believe her BS

Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online.  U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?

Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.

Don't forget your Starburst


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The Spin Sycle for January 19 2011

What's happening Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie.  Gross.  Bad choice.

Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll

Owen Wilson named his son something normal.

Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures?  When is he releasing a new album?

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Stayin in bed today

don't feel too well



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Hey Syclers!

Just for fun, you thought you knew your astrological sign, right?  Well, you're wrong!  see, that was based on how it was set over 2000 years ago and the stars have shifted since then.  You can read the details here.  Really though, I thought we got over this once it was figured out that the sun was the center of our system, not earth.  But whatever.  (Your ol' pal Spin would be a Gemini then instead of a Cancer.  I'm supposed to be charming and witty?  Too much pressure!)  This is called sidereal astrology and here's how it breaks down according to astronomers:

• Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
• Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
• Pisces: March 11-April 18.
• Aries: April 18-May 13.
• Taurus: May 13-June 21.
• Gemini: June 21-July 20.
• Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
• Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
• Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
• Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
• Scorpio: Nov. 23-Dec.17*.
• Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

*Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.  this is where this sign would be except it got thrown out since there can't be 13 signs.  13 is unlucky.  Instead, this would be the new and improved Scorpio dates. 


I would guess that this shift must have come into more modern play say around 1000 to maybe 500 years ago.....so it's a good bet that what you thought you were born under was wrong because the system was never updated from 2000 years ago.  Enjoy your new sign!  Giggity.

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Enjoy your weekend!

The History Channel will not be airing their miniseries about the Kennedys after all.  Katie Holmes was a lousy choice to play Jackie Kennedy anyway.  Ha Ha.  Remember when the History Channel actually ran shows about history?

The Kardashian sisters are getting sued (ha ha)  for their rip off scam of a credit card  


In the No1Curr category, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" has not been renewed for another season.  Because No1curr.  Ha ha.

It's good to know that the girls of Teen Mom are using the money they make from the show for substantial, worthy investments.  You know, like boob jobs

This is worthy of spelling out:  Shut the Fuck Up, Cameron Diaz

UPDATE:  I have a personal theory that maybe the guy who shot Rep. Giffords of Arizona did it to try to impress someone.....you know, like the guy who shot Reagan did it to try to impress Jodie Foster because somehow I get the vibe that this guy has never been laid in his life.



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What's happening , Syclers!

If you ever suspected it, cats are assholes.  But cute, furry assholes.

Howard K Stern is a free man.  Remember him?  He's the guy who used to be with Anna Nicole

and here's a not so blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This mother of a troubled star is totally destroying her child’s chance of recovery. Mommy’s idea of celebrating her daughter’s release from rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter.  She is also fully aware that her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money for the deposit. And now she’s paid off a worker whose accusations could have landed Mommy’s meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.

Hey Syclers! It's January 5 2010!

Get ready for the latest edition of $citards on Ice!  No really, a new book about the inner workings of $cientology is due out, you'll want to get a copy.  Just be sure to pay cash.

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally.  While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.


Autism/vaccinations study deemed a fake.....suck it Jenny McCarthy


Does Eva Longoria have a new man?

Welcome to the New Year, Syclers!

What's going on:

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have split after being together for 8 years

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab

and here's a solved blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This actor is in more than a bit of trouble. There’s a reason for his cheating and other bad behavior. It’s the bottle. He’s always had a problem, but now it’s out of control. His wife (who is also a big celebrity) will stand by him as long as he agrees to go to rehab, which we hear will happen soon. The plan is to have him disappear over the holidays when everyone will simply be too busy to notice that he’s gone. Personally, we hope the wife will go with him. Rehab can be so romantic.

SOLVED!

It’s David Arquette! Source: BG and LATimes

David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. You already know that Courteney Cox is his celebrity wife. The mistletoe clue was supposed to lead you to the  “Never Been Kissed” and “Kiss & Tell”.  Hey, it was the holidays and we just couldn’t come up with a good clue that included the phrase “Eight-Legged Freaks”.

When their split was first announced in October, they released a statement reading , “We have agreed to a trial separation that dates back for some time. The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage. We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter and we still love each other deeply.”

Blah, blah, blah. The statement should have read, “We split up and are limiting David’s visitation to Coco because David is a drunk, he’s making everybody miserable, and he refuses to go rehab.”

So, now you know the real story.

Happy New Year!

Here's DJ Earworm's latest, Unites States of Pop 2010:

Happy New Year's Eve, Syclers!!!

Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker



Discuss in the comments!

Spin Sycle for December 29 2010

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!

Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there.  Is everyone  using the same jeweler?

and a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.




*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*

Spin Sycle for December 28 2010

What's up, Syclers?  Are you ready for a new year?

Elton John is a father

Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.

People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"

Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.

Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)

Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp

Ne-Yo is a father too

Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house

The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010

Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?

Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.

Alanis Morisette (remember her?)  gave birth to a boy

Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies.  Bitch, you dun goofed!!

RIP Teena Marie

Merry Christmas bitches

and BTW.....HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! I GOTTA PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!

Long Overdue

But I'll post it anyway.....John Lennon's Imagine.....Happy holidays!  I'm a dreamer too

IMAGINE

It's the Spin Sycle for December 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?

Is Miley Cyrus a liar?  Would anyone be surprised if she were?

Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did

The Simpsons thank you for stopping by


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Hey Syclers!

thought I'd pop my head in to remind you that I'm here!

Ryan Reynolds has been released back into the wild.  Dibs.

Dexter and his wife sister are divorcing.  guess it's the season!

Teen mom Amber is pregnant again, keeps collecting that welfare check while being a shitty person

Hulk Hogan is getting married again....like tonight

Bad Luck streak happening

Technical problems kids....no posts today

Update:  my home was broken into and things were taken.  I am trying to cope with the feelings of rage, violation and the insurance company.  My holiday season has been ruined.  I shall be down for a bit, not sure how long.  Please forgive.

No Snark

Rest peacefully, Elizabeth Edwards.  May you find the solace and comfort that you didn't have in life.

Spin Sycle for December 6 2010

Here's what's up Syclers!

Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse

Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble.  Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously

Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?

*point and laugh*  the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:

Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March

Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex?  Who knew she had a "type"

Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake

Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie

It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?

Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.?  What do you think?

Philosorapter thanks you for your time:


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Welcome to December!

I'm still sick Syclers, but I can bring some of what's happening:

Is Britney getting beat up?

There is still a lot of education to be done about AIDS.  I know from first hand experience some of the ignorance about AIDS and HIV.  I have a brother who died from it.  You have the power of the internet, use it to learn.  Learn all that you can and help to spread that knowledge.  Knowledge is power, ignorance is death.

Neve Campbell is getting divorced


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