The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son!  How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?

Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar

Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America


Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson

Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?


Needs Bleach
Only in Texas:  Poledancing for Jesus.  would you go to church for the ta tas?

Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger.  *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

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Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

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I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 16 2011

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Hey Syclers!  I am tired.  what's in the wash?

Lights
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's other goddess, returned to his homestead.  Wonder how that trial in Fort Wayne Indiana went.

If you really think a reality TV show involving love and marriage is real, I have some prime New York real estate to sell you.

Darks
Tony Hawk (remember him? The god of skateboarding?) seems to have left his third wife for yet someone else.  WTF?

WTF? Did Will Smith get to Jay Z and Beyonce and get them to become $citards?  They go after anyone with money, don't they?

Needs Bleach
Ke$ha in a bikini.  It's not pretty.


see more Monday Through Friday

The Spin Sycle for March 15 2011

aren't dogs fun, Syclers?  Just got a new dog yesterday to add to the happy Spin family!  Let's see what's on the line!

Lights
Avril Lavigne is trying desperately to stay relevant and keep our attention

If anybody cares, a Duggar is pregnant again.

Lindsay Lohan quit smoking

Jennifer Aniston is finally ready for a baby?

Usher is desperate to stay relevant and keep our attention


see more Very Demotivational

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

The Spin Sycle for March 11 2011

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What's up Syclers!!  The wash is on the line!

Darks
Tony Danza is divorcing his wife of 24 years.  Sad.

Is it just me or is Christina Aguilera starting to look like Stevie Nicks?

Is Jesse James' tell all book going to expose Sandra Bullock as a lesbian?

Lights
Charlie Sheen admits it was all an act, so relax people. But was it Oscar material?  Oh and he's suing Warner Bros. just as he said he would.

Ashlee Simpson has a new man....who looks like a girl.  Of course she denies it.

Elisabeth Rohm bravely speaks about her IVF secret

Michelle Rodriguez says she is not a lesbian.....and I believe her.

Delicates

BlindGossip – We know a lot about the phony relationships in Hollywood. But even we are occasionally surprised to discover how far the deception goes. This acting couple broke up a few years ago, but there was something odd about the reports that came out after the couple split.

The actress – who had usually been quite reluctant to discuss her private life – told people both that she was surprised by the split, and that she had sadly miscarried before the couple broke up.

We knew that the “surprised” part of that was untrue, as they had a contract that was expiring. But we just found out that the miscarriage comment was also untrue. It was part of the legal settlement, and was designed to make the public believe that the actor was both heterosexual and potent, neither of which is true.

*Spin's guess - Tom & Nicole*

Charlie Sheen is Angry!

Remember that he's a big Hunter S Thompson fan....it'll keep it all in context for you:



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The Spin Sycle for March 9 2011

Let's get the wash, Syclers!

Darks
Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was taken by his demons

Charlie Sheen turns on his costar Jon Cryer (Surprised?)

Suri Cruise not giving up her binkie any time soon

Parents are often in denial about their own children's drug behavior

Lights
STFU and sit down, Megan Fox

Gwen, honey, marriage is always work

Why does Mike Myers even bother?

Needs Bleach
Here's the Disney version about menstruation:

The Spin Sycle for March 7 2011

Get your popcorn kids!  The wash is going on!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.....his broadcast tonight should be awesome.  I knew he'd sue over his job.  Plus, he's reached 2 million followers on Twitter in less than a week.

I don't care if Phil Collins quits music or not.

Guy Ritchie to become a father again

Darks
Seems Britney and Fed-Ex don't speak to each other.

Suri Cruise still on the pacifier at age 4?

Delicates
*this one's easy Syclers!!*

BlindGossip – So, now that the lead has been fired, there’s no more show, right? Wrong! It’s much too valuable a brand to simply abandon. So a decision has already been made that the show will go on.

And, yes, they will be recasting the lead (although they may introduce him as a new character)!

The showrunners are trying to make this all happen very quickly (within the next week) so that they can capitalize on the publicity, and get people excited about the new actor. They also want to send a very clear message to any other prima donna actors out there: you are all replaceable.

In case you’re wondering, the four top candidates for this part are well-known male actors who are all over the age of 30, who are all believable as rogues, and – most importantly – who have a history of being consummate professionals. Walking into the lead role of a top-rated show can be daunting, but, frankly, any of these four guys could easily pull it off.

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and since all things right now are all about Charlie Sheen, I found this for you because it's how he rolls:

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*

Spin Sycle for March 4 2011

What's in the wash today, Syclers!  Let's look!

Lights

Charlie Sheen holds the record for being the fastest to get 1 million followers on Twitter.  I am one of them. Start using tiger blood a lot.  and #WINNING!

Johnny Depp praises Angelina Jolie as a great mother 

Here's The new album, Femme Fatale by Britney Spears.  Track listings. Doesn't it sound like it should be a perfume?

Darks

Micheal Lohan is doing Celebrity Rehab??

Needs Bleach

Wait, there's really going to be a Welcome Back Kotter reunion?  welcome Welcome back?

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

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What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle Sunday Funday!

Enjoy Turkish Dad dancing!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




Be sure to let me know what you think of the new format!  email me or leave a comment!

Spin Sycle for February 25 2011

Let's see what we have in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back.  Sweet or desperate?

Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time.  Ha ha.

Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little?  I'm blaming you, Martin.  This is your fault you know.

Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her.  When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him.  This is not love.  This is manipulation and brute force.

Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online.  Prepare to shudder.  When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.

Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might  be about Tom Cruise, click here to read.  Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind.  You've been warned.

And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.

Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f*cking sh*t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.

What did she do?

Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:

“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”

Embarrassing, right?

Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.

Don't Panic Syclers!

I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot.  Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.

Lights


Alyssa Milano is pregnant!

Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston.  Conspiracy?

Kylie Minogue to become a mother?

Darks


Rosie O'Donnell is single again.  Run for your life!!!

Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!!  Courtney Love is on the hunt!


Needs Bleach


Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie

Weird celebrity phobias

Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011

How ya doin Syclers!!

Charlie Sheen is lonely

John Travolta really is balding

Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement

Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!

Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?

From the Daily Fail:  Is Katie Holmes ready to run?

Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How are you, Syclers?  Enjoying yourselves?  Here's what's happening:

Westboro Baptist Church,  YOU DUN GOOFED  (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)

"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom

Steve Jobs not long for this world?

Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?

Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED.  Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else.  Girl must like setting herself up to fail.

Blind Item!

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent  arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.

In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me"  I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:

The Spin Sycle for February 17 2011

Can you believe it's already halfway thru February, Syclers?  Didn't we just have christmas??

Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.

Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo.  Lindsay, you should listen.

Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.

Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"

Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.

St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!

Happy Love day, Syclers!!  I want you to know how much I appreciate you!  Happy hearts and joy to you today!

Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing

See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine

If you didn't watch the Grammys,  see who won here

Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT  Jay Z and Beyonce separating?  You know it would be all about the kids issue.  Have the children, Bey!  Don't wait too long!  I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to!  Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers!  work that out before you  tie that knot!  Not a happy Valentine.

Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys,  a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with.  Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else?  The new Gay National Anthem?  We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:




 

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

Enjoy this awesome song "The Stroke" from Billy Squier:

The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011

Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers?  Are you?

The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked!  Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5.  Need to catch up?  Read the original book or rent the first movie.

Britney Spears says she's boring

Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it

John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?

Your blind item for today:  NewYorkPost – 
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Just spreading the word

see more Memebase

Josh Brolin is awesome

Catholic?  Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"

Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here

Real Life Scene Wolf

And a treat for you if you missed it!  Some CDAN blind item reveals!

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

Bill Maher


I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake


This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson

Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Happy Bunny Year, Syclers!!  Are you a rabbit?  Personally, I love bunnies....but I could never have one as a pet, the fur makes my sinuses crazy  :(  Here's hoping for a great year in fortune, work and health!

Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew.  Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite?  But bonus: No work!  Everywhere is closed.

Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox.  He's Charlie Sheen!  (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)

Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV!  That's right!  get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh  snort    CORNHOLIO!!!

Lady Gaga to duet with Muse?  EPIC

For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:

Spin Sycle for February 2 2011

Did you watch the groundhog this morning?  supposedly it's an early spring!  wouldn't know it right now though, with it so damm cold!

Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?

Craigy Ferg has a new son

Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market

Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour

*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape.  I know, I know, what took so long?

your blind item for today:

NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?

Spin Sycle for February 1 2011

Happy February Syclers!!!

WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?

Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl

"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU.  Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch.  How did she get famous again?  oh yeah....

Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?

Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hope you're having a great time Syclers!

The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.

another boybander came out of the closet.  does anyone care anymore?

A Batman 4?

A new Superman has been chosen

Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting.  Don't all spinsters?

Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid

He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!

Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again.  I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist!  But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores.  I don't want to marry you, just hang out.  anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:

Spin Sycle for January 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Are you having fun?

Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated.  I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image.  Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand.  Think about it!  Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy.  I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise.  He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around.  I'd watch that!  It's a good idea!  Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!

Pot, meet kettle  (Jenna vs. Chelsea)

Rupert Grint to change his haircolor?  Don't do it!!  It's what makes you unique and special!

Will Gayle King be pushed aside?

Spin Sycle for January 26 2011

Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!

Troy Aikman is getting divorced.  Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?

Penelope Cruz is a mother

You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from.  Lady GagGag indeed.

Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.

Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score.  Guess he's down in it now.

Jack Lalanne

Dead at 96.  My mother used to do these workouts when they ran on tv and i'd do them with her or at least try to....a small child bores easily!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Check this out!!

Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood

Ke$ha is a liar?

Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret.  Does anyone care?

Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed.  Cheap bitch?

George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail

Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival

Spin Sycle for January 20 2011

Here you go, Syclers!  Be sure to tell me what you think!

Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein.  This is a pretty brave role to take on.

Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.

Beyonce wants you to believe her BS

Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online.  U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?

Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.

Don't forget your Starburst


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The Spin Sycle for January 19 2011

What's happening Syclers!  Here's what's going on:

Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie.  Gross.  Bad choice.

Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll

Owen Wilson named his son something normal.

Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures?  When is he releasing a new album?

The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011

Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???

Pink on the beach with her baby belly

Regis Philbin is leaving Live!  and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining

Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?

Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest

Surprise!  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby

OctoMom is now a porn star.

Stayin in bed today

don't feel too well



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