Saturday, November 25, 2006

A little poem


David Blaine is a pain

He went up a crane

He didn't fall and crash into a coma

What a shame.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Truth comes out!!!


So that bit from the "sex tape" was fake after all!

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off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.

TMZ is told the statement will come out shortly.

Maybe Nicole is really getting better....


at least this inspires me to think so....Rachel Zoe never seemed much more than a leech to me...
And if Nicole is goin to surrond herself with positive people, will she be dumping Parasite again soon?

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off of Us magazine:

Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe
WireImage.com

Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet. Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe. The reason? The size-0 Richie, 25, “wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences,” an insider says.

Apparently that didn’t include the controversial fashionista, 35, who has long been accused of promoting unhealthy body images (her roster of stick-thin clients includes Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, both 20).

“Nicole didn’t trust Rachel anymore,” a Richie pal says of the firing. “Zoe didn’t take the news well.”

Zoe’s rep denies this, adding that the split was amicable.

In her place, Richie has hired Cristina Ehrlich – who has dressed Jessica Biel and Penelope Cruz – to pick an outfit for the November 21 American Music Awards, where the actress has been asked to introduce a performance by dad Lionel Richie.

Puke is only news when it involves Paris!!!

She doesn't like the taste of alcohol remember *cough liar cough* so she throws it back up, I guess.

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off of MSNBC:

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.

The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.

Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.

“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”

When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

Monday, November 20, 2006

Are they pulling a Pammy?

You know, where you get married 5, 7 hundred times.....How many damn ceremonies do you need? You tryin to please everybody, TC?

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off of Eonline:

Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.

Ceremonial Kiss

Since we know now that they were married a week before in a civil ceremony in L.A., this isn't their first married kiss.....It must all be for the publicity!!! Doesn't Tom look all petite and delicate in Katie's arms?

In other news....

OMG, I have no words for this. Brit goes from one extreme to another, doesn't she? Now she's hanging out with Paris-skank....
Photo off of TMZ.com

Sorry to harp....



No, no, I'm not. This just gets more and more amusing with all the reports coming out...What the hell is so great about the Maldives anyway? Why not Maui or a nice place in Greece? WTF?

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This off of News.com.au:

Wedding a 'Scientology stunt'
By Fiona Hudson in London
November 21, 2006 01:23am

THE fairytale Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has been branded a stunt after the pair admitted they got hitched days before the celebrity bash.

Critics labelled the lavish ceremony a sham intended to promote the Church of Scientology.
Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni is considering taking back the honorary citizenship she offered the couple before they wed because the small village was so offended by the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Cruise.

"It would have been nice for them to stop and wave," she said.

A Catholic priest in the village, Father Nicola Fiorentini, said the town felt insulted.

"It wasn't a wedding at all. It was just for publicity," he said.

The bride and groom are believed to be honeymooning in the Maldives - joined by best man David Miscavige, who is the head of Scientology in the US.

It has emerged a Scientology adviser sat at every table during the reception at the Odescalchi Castle to answer questions guests had about the unusual ceremony.

A more puzzling question has popped up in the wake of the release of the wedding photo - how is it that it appears to show Cruise, 44, looking taller than his third wife? In most photos before the wedding, Holmes appears to be taller than the Mission Impossible star.

The happy couple were seen boarding a plane about 6am (Rome time) after the wedding, sent off by wedding guests looking tipsy and still dressed in their formal attire.

Jennifer Lopez reportedly ordered 12 pizzas at her hotel after the wedding.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

I am NOT the only one who thinks it!!!

There are a lot of other people who think that Cruise fuck-trophy Suri has a birthmark that's being treated also!!!

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off of celebrity-babies.com:

We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.

We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.

We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.

From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.

Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.

Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?

If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?

TomKat official wedding pic

And now, in her biggest starring and most challenging role ever, I give you

Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.

Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.

off of People.com: