The Thanksgiving Song

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Jooooocy....

It's a bit long, but worth the read, from Gossip Rocks:
Click on the headline for a People article that veils their strained relationship.

The story of Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker and where it all went wrong…Part 1 :

let’s make a movie and have some….fights

Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker decided it was time to make another movie together. They had done so in the past and it had been a rather successful endeavour. Besides, they had been good friends for many years and were looking forward to working together again.

In the first few weeks of their collaboration things were going just fine. But then Mr. Movie- star met Ms. Wanna be Mrs. Moviestar and things slowly started falling apart.The press is very interested in Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar and her relationship with Mr. Moviestar and they ask lots of questions. It threatens to overshadow the publicity tour Mr. Moviestar and Mr. Moviemaker are on, to promote their new movie.

Mr. Moviemaker asks Mr. Moviestar if he could perhaps lead the journalists away from their line of questioning. But Mr. Moviestar tells him he’s so in love he can hardly think about anything else himself anymore. Mr. Moviemaker sighs asks Mr. Moviestar if he can at least try and leaves it at that. For the moment.

But, there’s something else that’s troubling Mr moviemaker. On the set he has noticed Mr. Moviestar, more than previously, is adamant in spreading the word of, let’s call them his friends of the church of strong believers. As matter of fact, Mr. moviestar, on more than one occasion tries to convince Mr. movie-maker his friends could become Mr. moviemakers friends and advises him to give it a try. But, Mr. moviemaker, kindly, yet firmly tells Mr. movie star it’s not his cup of tea. This does not stop Mr. moviestar from trying repeatedly to convince Mr. moviemaker he is wrong.

This goes on until the exasperated and annoyed Mr. moviemaker explodes and tells Mr. moviestar to keep this madness away from him. Mr. moviestar, in utter disbelieve over this outburst states that the amount of stress Mr. moviemaker obviously is under should be enough to make him reconsider. He also suggests Mr moviemaker could use some help in anger management and that his friends of the church of strong believers are just the kind of people who could help him with this. Mr moviemaker now urges Mr moviestar to not bring this subject up, ever again.

Moviemaker helpers begin to notice Mr. moviemaker appears to be avoiding Mr moviestar wherever and whenever he can. they also notice that the arguments between Mr. moviestar and Mr. moviemaker are becoming more frequent and uglier of nature whenever they simply cannot avoid each other.

At this point Mrs assistant moviemaker steps in and desperately tries to keep the peace between Mr. moviestar and Mr moviemaker. Mrs. Moviemaker arrives on the set one day and invites Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar for lunch. Ms. Wanna be Mrs moviestar hesitates. She doesn’t think Mr. moviestar is gonna be very happy with her taking off like that, without letting Mr Moviestar know where she’s going. Since she cannot locate Mr moviestar she’s about to decline Mrs. Moviemakers invitation. But. Mr. moviemaker assures her he thinks it’s fine with Mr moviestar. Certainly he knows Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar is in good hands and wants her to have a good time? After these words Ms wanna be Mr moviestar decides to accept Mrs moviemakers invitation.

Now Mr moviestar arrives and asks Mr moviemaker if he knows where Ms wanna be Mr moviestar is. Mr. moviemaker answers she just left for lunch with Mrs moviemaker. Mr. moviestar wants to know where and Mr. moviemaker replies he doesn’t have a clue. Mr. moviestar frowns and asks Mr moviemaker if that doesn’t bother him. Initially thinking this is a joke Mr moviemaker laughs it away by replying that if he would want to keep tabs on Mrs moviemaker’s agenda he would have a full daytime job and wouldn’t be able to make movies anymore.

Mr. moviemaker, however, is stunned, when Mr moviestar advises him that maybe it would be better to ask Mrs moviemaker to at least let him know where she is and what she is doing, especially when she takes Ms. Wanna be Mrs moviestar with her.

Mr. moviemaker now visibly starts losing patience with Mr moviestar and tells him he can threat Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar however he seems fit, no matter how Mr. moviemaker and other may think about it, but that Mr moviestar better not start telling him how to treat Mrs moviemaker.

Later that day Mrs moviemaker has a little chat with Mr. moviestar and says she’s sorry he got upset she took Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar with her. Mr moviestar says it’s okay, he and Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar talked things over and that she’s promised him it won’t happen again. Mrs moviemaker smiles politely, says she’s happy to hear this and appears to be leaving, but Mr movie star asks if he could have a word with her. He then asks Mrs moviemaker doesn’t she think it wise she would let Mr moviemaker know what her agenda of the day is? Mrs moviemaker starts laughing and tells Mr moviestar he should know Mr moviemaker is a busy man. If she were to call him to inform him what she’s doing at the moment, she would have to call him ten times a day and Mr moviemaker would not appreciate that.

Mr moviestar replies that that just might be the problem. He says he knows Mrs moviemaker is fulfilling most of her obligations towards Mr moviemaker and their children but, wouldn’t it be better if she would find more activities in and around their home? Mrs moviemaker blinks in astonishment but manages to remain polite. She tells Mr moviestar she does not know what kind of arrangement he has with Ms wanna be Mrs moviestar, but that it definitely sounds very different from the way Mrs moviemaker and Mr moviemaker treat and respect each other.

She tells Mr moviestar Mr moviemaker does not want Mrs moviemaker to be sitting around the house all day, but wants her to do the things she considers meaningful and important. He wants this because it’s important to him Mrs moviemaker is happy. She then asks Mr moviestar what makes him think he has the right to intrude on the way of living of Mrs and Mrs moviemaker.

Mr moviestar replies he is worried. Some of his friends of the church of strong believers have told him they have big problems with some of the projects Mrs moviemaker is supporting. Mr moviestar goes on the say he’s worried this might have a negative impact on Mr moviemakers reputation and standing. Before Mrs moviemaker can reply, Mr moviemaker shows himself and there is no doubt he has overheard at least a big portion of their conversation.

As Mr moviemaker slowly makes his way over to Mr moviestar, several moviemaker helpers run for cover. Mr moviemaker tells Mr moviestar he would appreciate it if he would stop harassing Mrs moviemaker and that if he ever catches him doing it again, Mr moviestar will have a bigger problem than he can handle. Mr moviestar appears crestfallen and says he was only trying to help. Mr moviemaker loses his temper and snaps he does not want or need Mr moviestars help.

Now Mrs moviemaker moves herself in between Mr moviemaker and Mr moviestar and starts pushing Mr moviemaker towards to exit. The minute Mr and Mrs moviemaker have left, moviemaker helpers stand gapping at Mr movie star for a long time before they start disappearing as well.

Shanita – the story as reported by our spying eyes

BI's for your Thanksgiving!

Entertainment Lawyer 11/19/07

This B list film actress and her rocker boyfriend have been on and off and on and off. Rumor had it that he broke up with her because he thought she was an annoying twit. As real as that impression may be, it seems that he gave our little actress the gift that keeps on giving. You know that gift that only seems to get better with Valtrex. I heard that she freaked the fuck out. Like freaking out as in I actually typed out fuck. Freaking out as in homicidal rage freaking out. Freaking out as in she checked into a "rest home" for a few days. After concluding that her life was not going to end, she checked out, but you REALLY don't want to mention his name in front of her, and if any woman reading this has ever wanted a lesson on how to get vengeance, you need to get in touch with our actress. It's not Lorena Bobbitt vengeance, but it is really close.

***Kirsten Dunst?

from gossip rocks:

This was in a Dutch magazine. I had to translate, so I apologize for any spelling and grammar errors I undoubtfully have made

Hush hush…..but we have been told A TOP Hollywood actor who has played a gay character in the past , and has been haunted by gay rumors in his personal life for years, recently has been linked strongly to a an actress he’s worked with repeatedly over the years, in several British media . There even have been brief suggestions the actress might be pregnant , but this seems to have been a case of ‘jumping the gun’…

It’s still all rather hush hush , since the actor in question is rather well liked by more than a few reporters in the UK, AND the actress is question is not exactly unattached, which means a ‘scandal’ is looming ( although one can question, how much of a scandal this will considered to be in the world of the movie society….).

Still, with both of them featuring in a movie due to hit theatres early next year, the movie company distributing the movie would like to keep a lid on things for as long as possible. To complicate matters even more, the movie company linked to our actor is one of the movies production companies, of this movie and even here some rumblings have been heard about possible damage the affair could do to the movie… and then there are some members of the board of a theatre in London, holding their breaths and not being entirely happy with the situation ….

We, meanwhile, were stunned to discover some facts of the actor’s personal life, since it seems many facts considered to be a given, seem to be rather off base. Meaning; we’ve been completely wrong .

Keep your ears wide open, in all likeliness this news will break, very soon. If it will cause the shockwaves some seem to fear remains to question till then.

Our bet is, it will cause more utter amazement rather than a scandal with far reaching consequences

But, we will have to wait and see.

***dunno...Reese and Jake? But that doesn't seem to fit quite right

Another Blind Item!

from gossip rocks:

Panache Report 11/19/07

I always thought this black actor was homophobic because one of our gay sources says he reacted to him with contempt at an industry function when he found out he was gay. This particular gay source moonlights as a male stripper/go go boy. He is the same go go dancer who was booked for a hip-hop gathering a few years ago, as we reported before, when he arrived at the destination with a female stripper, a rap mogul answered the door, ushered him in and slammed the door in the female stripper's face. The male stripper was groped and propositioned the entire evening. The party included some of the most famous men in hip hop.

Getting back to our black actor: Despite being homophobic in public, this same actor was allegedly a 'kept man,' back in the day. His benefactor was a black (high powered) male executive who was employed at a Fortune 500 company. This sugar daddy financed his career by paying for his acting classes, wardrobe, etc.

When the sugar daddy informed him he had HIV. The actor disappeared on him and married a woman a month later. They are still married with children. I would have never guessed that this good looking masculine actor had a gay past. Also, we have been informed that several photos exist of him sitting on the lap of his sugar daddy, acting lovey dovey. He better hope these pictures are never made public because his marriage and career will be destroyed.

***Spin's guess: Will Smith

You know, some ppl are just assholes...

from TMZ.com:

A totally unrepentant Dr. Jan Adams spews in an interview that any suggestion that he botched Kanye West's mom's surgery is "offensive" and "unfair."Adams also tells People (in its latest issue) that the 11 malpractice suits uncovered by TMZ in the last week don't represent his deficiencies as a surgeon, but instead, "represent a bad decision in terms of choice of patient.""When people say 'plastic surgery' they think of me," says Dr. Adams, who isn't even board certified in plastic surgery. Though he wouldn't comment on what happened to Donda West, Adams does say, "I'm thorough and I do my job well."

and Nick Hogan's friend who is still in a coma is at fault because he didn't wear his seatbelt....

Lourdes looks just like her mother

But if she's going to do public appearances now, it's time for the salon to tame those brows!!!

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Madonna's daughter Lourdes was the star attraction at the Fred Claus premiere last night. Rocking up with her brother Rocco and step Dad Guy Ritchie there was no forgetting who the 11 year old's mum was as she dazzled in front of the cameras just like the original material girl. She looks just like her mum huh, just with more hair

I knew it all along!

When Brit was on top and doing great, I had a coupla arguments with ppl who swallowed her virgin act hook line and sinker....but I knew better even then!

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Not that many people are worried about Britney being the good girl we once thought these days, a source has told Us Weekly magazine that despite telling the world she planned to wait until she was married she in fact lost her virginity at 14. Lawyer Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears as a teenager, says the “virgin” image Spears portrayed was simply, a “PR blitz.” He claims that boyfriend Reg Jones actually popped her cherry at 14 and that she and Justin Timberlake were intimate from the beginning.

At Least We Know Where Nick Gets it from....

from handbag gossip:

Hogan Knows Best matriarch Linda has appeared in new footage talking about how much she enjoys illegal street racing just a fortnight after her son Nick was charged for three driving offences for his role in crash which has left friend John Graziano severely brain damaged and needing constant nursing home care for the rest of his life.

On the tape, a documentary called Vehicular Lunatics, Linda is shown challenging another car to a race at traffic lights and later saying, “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

***Now that's some parenting skills!

Pari$ite needs publicity....

Why else would she be trying to get attention again? She craves being the center of attention! from foxnews:

Oops, did she do it again?

A purportedly new Paris Hilton sex tape is circulating the Net.

In it, the 26-year-old hotel heiress and aspiring philanthropist can be seen frolicking around in a large tub, bathing herself with a shower head while poking fun at previous sex tape scandals, according to the Australian News Network.

While YouTube was showing an edited version of the tape, a number of adults-only sites were rumored to have gotten their hands on an uncensored version of the bathroom romp.

The tape was believed to have come from a storage vault in Hilton's name, the contents of which were confiscated after she failed to pay rent on it.

Helena Bonham Carter is a cranky pregnant lady

from ONTD:

LEAVE ME BE

DON'T tell Helena Bonham Carter what to do with her pregnancy. Carter, who's eight months expecting with Tim Burton's baby, told blackbookmag.com, "People - particularly men - saying with surprise, 'You're still drinking caffeine?' as if I'm performing a criminal act on my unborn as I tuck into my treasured one-a-day cup of tea/coffee. Yeah. You try nine months of gestation and self-abnegation before you start censoring my diet. Your mother was probably on vodka, and do you have three heads?"

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She has a point though, people need to mind their own business about 99% of the time! I'm sure her doctor would tell her of any adjustments she needs to make for the sake of her and her baby's health. Just one more reason why I don't look forward to pregnancy!