Friday, November 2, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Another weekend already, Syclers?

Lady Gaga is just high as fuck. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

Mila Kunis is having Ashton Kutcher's baby??  Wow. Not surprising though, I think we all knew deep down that they were going to be together.

Blind items!
[Blind Gossip] He is her fiancĂ© in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, dr*gs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.

Although you see her with their kids constantly, you don’t see him with the kids more than once a month… and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, he’s everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change?
It’s all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex haven’t worked together in years, and given that he’s married, you would think that he’d be smart enough to stop talking about the ex. Nope. He’s been flapping his gums lately about how he’s been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife!
So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife.
For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. We’d be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.
Husband’s Ex:

Here is No Doubt's latest, Looking Hot:

Monday, October 29, 2012

Spin Sycle: Hurricane Sandy Edition

For all you Eastcoasters, take care!  This is for you:

A couple of tips you may not have heard about: fill up your bathtub with water.  There's no nice way to put this, you're going to have to go to the bathroom and in the storm you'll lose water pressure.  You'll use the bathtub water to pour into the toilet to flush.

Also, be aware that when you lose power that you won't be able to make phone calls, either land line or cell phone.  You will be able to communicate by text though.

I survived Hurricane Ike, so I pass this info along to you.  Stay safe!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:

Kim Kardashian hosts the 2nd Annual Midori Green Halloween Party on Saturday, Oct. 27, 2012 in New York. (Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)

Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.