Thursday, April 15, 2010

Spin Offs 4/15

The Clash to reunite! What's left of them, anyway.

So Tila Tequila really had a miscarriage?  Poor Chunks!

It's Charlie Fucking Sheen!  What did you expect?

Melissa Etheridge and her wife split 

Ass Crack Cover needs a sponsor.  No, really

A new Bruce Lee movie?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

South Park on Broadway!

Why not, they've already done film, now for the stage! from digital spy:

The creators of South Park have reportedly written a Broadway musical.

The show, titled The Book of Mormon, is scheduled to open on Broadway in March 2011, reports The AP.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone penned the production's script, music and lyrics with Robert Lopez, a writer of Tony-winning play Avenue Q.

Parker has signed to co-direct the project with Avenue Q's Jason Moore.

*guess they'll be moving that sausage cart out of the way*

*points and laughs*

They split up!!! Ha Ha Mel and his rebound split up!!! courtesy of radaronline:

A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Seth MacFarlane to direct film

Deadline.com reports that Universal Pictures has acquired the $65 million budget "Ted," an R-rated comedy that will mark the feature directorial debut of Seth MacFarlane. The film, which was developed by Media Rights Capital, is a comedy about a man and his teddy bear.

The feature will mix live action and CG with MacFarlane also co-starring and providing the voice for the title character. The Hollywood Insider blog says the story centers on a seemingly normal man who, as a child, made a wish that he could talk to his bear, only to have his bear come alive.

The bear grows up alongside the man but one day the man's girlfriend poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. Sources told HI that MacFarlane wants to cast Mila Kunis, who has voiced Meg Griffin on "Family Guy" since 1999, as the girlfriend.

courtesy of Hollywood Wiretap

Ya Think?

courtesy of digital spy:


Rufus Wainwright has claimed that rapper 50 Cent is homosexual.
The singer-songwriter, who is openly gay himself, said that the star's "cute little voice" determines his sexuality.

He told Reveal: "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay."

Wainwright added: "It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert."

*I thought it was more the eyes than his cute little voice.  and maybe sucking a dick*

white people everywhere are shocked:

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Spin Offs 4/12

Jessica Simpson cut off all her hair.  Or did she?

Dixie Carter died of something nasty.  Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.

Tracy Morgan is a bad role model

Mario Lopez is a prick

Paris Hilton is single again

Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children

Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know 

Is Duggar #19 going to live?

Sunday, April 11, 2010