I had to share....off of Holy Moly!
Pennus anyone?
Friday, December 8, 2006
"LR" to Blohan
Isn't L Ron Hubbard according to page six:
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
Is Crazy Tom trying to piss off Oprah?
What the hell is he thinking? Or is it because Oprah just doesn't buy his crap and it makes him cry for mommy.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
For real real this time?
Not for play play? Oh yeah...and thisin the wake of Jen and Vince breaking up! Not that they were really together in the first place...
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off of the Sun Online:
BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.
They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday.
Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.
One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”
Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, were unavailable for comment.
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Well, what did this bitch expect?
Roses and lollipops forever?
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
You can't make this stuff up!!!
Lohan's brain is officially dead. Officially. The drugs and alcohol now do all the talking.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Somehow I believe this is true....
Although it might be bullshit....I'm told mixing Oxycontin with alcohol make syou pass out not stay up forever and someone pointed out that it isn't illegal, it's prescription...so who knows?
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
Vaughniston no more
But if they weren't officially dating then how can they break up? I'm just sayin...
Then again, MANY people predicted this would happen after that crappy "the Break Up" movie didn't do well.
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off of CNN.com:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Representatives for actors Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have confirmed that the couple has called it quits, People magazine reported on its Web site.
"Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," said representatives Stephen Huvane and John Pisani, according to People.com.
The representatives said the former co-stars decided to end their romance after Aniston visited Vaughn in London in October.
Aniston, 37, and Vaughn, 36, spent much of the last year and a half battling rumors about their relationship -- first that it was starting, then that it was headed toward marriage, and most recently that it was sputtering.
The actors met while filming "The Break-Up" in 2005. Reports of a romance quickly swirled, but the two initially said they were simply friends.
They were spotted together in various places over the ensuing months but said little about their liaison. Still, by this summer, they were denying whispers of an engagement.
Within months, they were denying that they were breaking up. In October, Vaughn threatened to sue British and American tabloid newspapers that had reported that he was breaking it off with Aniston and had been seen kissing someone else.
Vaughn, now filming a holiday comedy called "Fred Claus," is known for his roles in such comic hits as "Wedding Crashers" and the 2004 film of "Starsky & Hutch." Aniston came to fame in the television comedy "Friends" and has gone on to star in a string of feature films.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Page Six Blind Item!
WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . .
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
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WAIT!! *waves arm wildly* ME!! LET ME GUESS!!!
Britney (C'mon, hanging out with Pari$)
Lindsay Blohan
Again, Britney & Pari$ite....Britney is rumored to be Bi and so is Pari$....
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
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WAIT!! *waves arm wildly* ME!! LET ME GUESS!!!
Britney (C'mon, hanging out with Pari$)
Lindsay Blohan
Again, Britney & Pari$ite....Britney is rumored to be Bi and so is Pari$....
Monday, December 4, 2006
Lance: Out AND Free!
Line up boys!
I'm waiting for the catfight to begin over why they split.....myabe that book that the lesser half spilled didn't help? Maybe when it was "secret" it was more fun??
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off of TMZ.com:
TMZ has confirmed that gAy-listers Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl are no longer an item. Lance's rep, Cindy Owen, said, "They have broken up."
While together less than a year, the relationship was a catalyst in forcing the former *NSYNC singer to exit the closet.
The show shall go on!
I think this hurts Brit & Pari$ more than anyone else....
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off of TMZ:
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have dropped out as hosts of the Billboard Music Awards, and reps for FOX tell TMZ that the show will go on ... without one!
Paris Hilton bowed out over the weekend, apparently unhappy with some of the jokes she was supposed to deliver. "It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," said her spokesman, Elliot Mintz. "
Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows." Spears had pulled out last Tuesday and gave no reason. The show will go on for the Billboard Music Awards, live from Las Vegas, tonight at 8PM on FOX.
Febreeze anyone?
Oh well, how good of a honeymoon is it when you have a third wheel along anyway....and your house stinks like a homeless potty!
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off of TMZ.com:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently shelled $4.75 million for a London mansion, but they won't be moving in soon ... because the place stinks! First their honeymoon was rained out, and now this.
Their new next door neighbor told a British newspaper that the stench was caused by sewer problems and garden cesspits being emptied in the ritzy Dormans Park neighborhood. A local official concurred, saying, "It's a real mess. They're in the process of putting in sewers but it's a big job."
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off of TMZ.com:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently shelled $4.75 million for a London mansion, but they won't be moving in soon ... because the place stinks! First their honeymoon was rained out, and now this.
Their new next door neighbor told a British newspaper that the stench was caused by sewer problems and garden cesspits being emptied in the ritzy Dormans Park neighborhood. A local official concurred, saying, "It's a real mess. They're in the process of putting in sewers but it's a big job."
This just made me laugh
JS does a public fuck up and instead of being a professional by shruggung it off....what does she do? Make an ass of herself....
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I saw this on CNN this morning but here's the story off of the Columbus Dispatch:
WASHINGTON — Singer-actress Jessica Simpson was in tears last night after flubbing a song she was performing during the Kennedy Center Honors.
Simpson was on stage to sing Nine to Five as part of the tribute to Dolly Parton, one of the evening's five honorees. Simpson ended her performance abrupty with the words "so nervous" and quickly exited the stage. The stunned audience remained silent, giving her no applause.
Simpson appeared to be crying when she and other singers in the tribute returned to the stage.
CBS will broadcast the show Dec. 26 at 9 p.m.
In addition to Parton, the evening's other honorees were movie director Steven Spielberg, singer Smokey Robinson, composer Andrew Lloyd Webber and conductor Zubin Mehta.
The rumors just won't go away
about Madonna & Guy's marriage troubles.....but at least, if these things are true, they are making a real effort.... I like this pic of them
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off of monsters and critics:
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reportedly been seeing a marriage counsellor in a desperate bid to save their six-year union.
The 'Hung Up' singer and her film director husband have allegedly been seeing top marital therapist Tricia Barnes after their relationship hit "rock bottom", following the couple's controversial adoption of a Malawi baby.
A source told Britain's People newspaper: "The marriage is near rock-bottom. They've been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their home. After a heart-to-heart they decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist."
Guy and Madonna's relationship - which has previously been rocked by the singer's busy work schedule and her fascination with the Kabbalah - reportedly came under a new strain after Guy felt left out from the highly-publicised adoption battle for fourteen-month-old David Banda.
The source added: "Madonna and Guy both dote on little David but it is her attitude that can irritate and upset Guy. She drove the whole adoption process from start to finish and Guy was left trailing in her slipstream just nodding and going along with things."
As well as David, the couple have two other children - six-year-old Rocco and Lourdes, ten, from Madonna's relationship with fitness trainer Carlos Leon.
(C) BANG Media International
No Way! *rolls eyes*
Paris a mean bitch? Ditching one person for another? Say it isn't so!!
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off of PageSix.com:
December 4, 2006 -- PARIS Hilton could be the ultimate "Mean Girl." The celebutard apparently ditched her erstwhile "best friend forever" Kim Kardashian for Britney Spears because, one L.A. wag sniped, "[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl." Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Meanwhile, Spears hit the Hollywood Roosevelt with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. They got along so well, our spy even caught them in the bathroom together.
Sunday, December 3, 2006
*Shudder*
In the wake of Brangelina giving birth to the Golden Child and adopting all over the place, it seems Vaughniston is catching up. The pics are from June of this year, anybody have pics of Jen since then? Has she been out in public?
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off of Holy Moly!
The new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays due to the antics of Mr. Ever-Increasing-Forehead, who has taken it upon himself and his mighty talent to become the new script editor. In the middle of takes. Oddly, this behaviour is tolerated and even encouraged by his weak-willed and possibly masochistic director. The latest ploy is to just roll the cameras and wait for Vince to stop sweating (and eating) and ad-lib 'something funny'. As mentioned before, the new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays.
Also, the power-players on the set (we all know it's the drivers) report than Jennifer Aniston has been dragging her huge chin there to watch her beau spin out strands of comedy magic, and she's quite obviously lugging a mini-Vince around in her womb as she's sweating for two.
The poor sods who have to do the real acting (learning words and not just standing there with a quizzical look and gurning), Paul Giametti and John Michael Higgins, are described as "lovely".
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and of course, her retaliation according to the superficial.com (but all they have done thus far is deny, deny, deny so who knows? Maybe she is):
Jennifer Aniston has laughed off reports she is pregnant with Vince Vaughn's baby. She said the baby could be anyone's (note: she didn't actually say that). But she did say the following:
"You know what? If all these (pregnancy rumors were true), I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it happens, you'll hear it." In magazine In Style , Aniston admits it took nearly a year of "hard work and soul-searching" before she was ready to date again. She said "You just wake up one day and you start to feel like, yeah, I think I'm open to that now. I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple (of children), but who knows?"
You hear that sound? It's Jennifer's biological clock, and it's ticking. She missed her chance of birthing an Ubermensch with Brad , and it'll be interesting to see what happens if this thing with Vince Vaughn doesn't work out. She could be on the first steps of a very long downward spiral, eventually ending in drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top.
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off of Holy Moly!
The new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays due to the antics of Mr. Ever-Increasing-Forehead, who has taken it upon himself and his mighty talent to become the new script editor. In the middle of takes. Oddly, this behaviour is tolerated and even encouraged by his weak-willed and possibly masochistic director. The latest ploy is to just roll the cameras and wait for Vince to stop sweating (and eating) and ad-lib 'something funny'. As mentioned before, the new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays.
Also, the power-players on the set (we all know it's the drivers) report than Jennifer Aniston has been dragging her huge chin there to watch her beau spin out strands of comedy magic, and she's quite obviously lugging a mini-Vince around in her womb as she's sweating for two.
The poor sods who have to do the real acting (learning words and not just standing there with a quizzical look and gurning), Paul Giametti and John Michael Higgins, are described as "lovely".
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and of course, her retaliation according to the superficial.com (but all they have done thus far is deny, deny, deny so who knows? Maybe she is):
Jennifer Aniston has laughed off reports she is pregnant with Vince Vaughn's baby. She said the baby could be anyone's (note: she didn't actually say that). But she did say the following:
"You know what? If all these (pregnancy rumors were true), I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it happens, you'll hear it." In magazine In Style , Aniston admits it took nearly a year of "hard work and soul-searching" before she was ready to date again. She said "You just wake up one day and you start to feel like, yeah, I think I'm open to that now. I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple (of children), but who knows?"
You hear that sound? It's Jennifer's biological clock, and it's ticking. She missed her chance of birthing an Ubermensch with Brad , and it'll be interesting to see what happens if this thing with Vince Vaughn doesn't work out. She could be on the first steps of a very long downward spiral, eventually ending in drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top.
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