*DROOL*

OMG, just because it's RDJ alone, i turn into a stupid fangirl....but this pic.....I would so let him hurt me.....He's gonna be my babydaddy.......he just doesn't know yet. I want to quit my job and go stalk him. *wipes mouth*

WANT.

And in Blohan news:

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been axed from an upcoming film about Charles Manson - after no one else would sign up to star alongside her.

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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been axed from a forthcoming film about Charles Manson.

The actress was due to star in independent movie 'The Manson Girls' - playing Nancy Pitman, one of the cult followers of the notorious Manson who was convicted of seven counts of murder in 1971 - but was dropped after other actors refused to work alongside her.

The 21-year-old actress signed up for the movie in March and was due to start shooting in Los Angeles in July.

Manson masterminded a series of gruesome murders including that of pregnant actress Sharon Tate, the then-wife of director Roman Polanski. He is now 73 and serving a life sentence for first-degree murder in jail.

Nancy Pitman - who was known as Brenda when she was part of the 'Manson Family', the nickname given to his followers - ran away from her wealthy family home in Malibu, California, at the age of 16 to be with Manson.

While she didn't participate in the murders, she is believed to have accompanied Manson to the scene of the crime afterwards to help remove evidence.

Lindsay has hit the headlines more for her partying, drinking and alleged drug taking than her acting work recently. Her last big screen outing, 'I Know Who Killed Me' was a box office flop.


*Here's Blohan posing for her new line of leggings, which she may as well call "whore coverings".*

SPLITSVILLE!!!

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Another celebrity marriage has hit the skids.

Liv Tyler and her husband, musician Royston Langdon, are splitting, reports People.

"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation," says the actress' rep. "They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."

Tyler, 30, and Langdon, 36, married in March 2003 in Barbados. Their son Milo William Langdon was born in December 2004 in New York.

Langdon is a British rocker in the band Spacehog.

*I was wondering because all the recent vacation pics of Liv showed her with friends and not hubby...Also, I understand this was the answer to a Lainey BI

Holiday Detox

Some stars you look at with blinders on. She is for me one of those stars. But the glassy eyes are hard to excuse. And the thinnification too. Thinnification to get back to work and in her case assisted by good old cocaine which she apparently did in copious amounts on sets through summer and fall to stay alert and focused and un-hungry. Which is apparently always something she’s dabbled in, only before she was able to actually stop between gigs.

This time however, even though she’s wrapped, she’s taken to taking it home, wreaking havoc in her family life and bringing on serious bouts of depression. After a particularly painful episode with a very young, very innocent witness, she finally went for help. The good news is she knows she needs to stop. And she has a supportive partner behind her. Word is, to avoid public scandal, she’s fighting the beast at home during the holidays under professional supervision.

Wonderful news indeed.

"The two spent a very long holiday together this past Christmas with their son Milo after which she emerged much healthier looking than before she left."

to try to soften the blow, here's Spacehog's In the Meantime:*

Beckhams paid off

The Beckhams have appeared in a video on the Oprah Winfrey show praising Tom Cruise’s films. In a special show to mark Tom’s 25 years in the movie business David and Victoria pop up to talk about watching Jerry Maguire on their first date together, recreating scenes from Top Gun with the Cruises in Madrid and Tom’s conga skills.

*click on the headline to see the video*

Nick Hogan to jail!

from E!news:

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Nick Hogan is drifting to jail.

Angst-ridden, but appearing ready to accept his fate, the son of pro-wrestling legend Hulk Hogan pleaded no contest today to a felony charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. The plea, entered in a Pinellas County, Fla., courtroom, stemmed from an August car crash that left passenger John Graziano in critical condition.

"Every single day I think about the accident…and pray for John every chance I get," said Hogan, whose real name is Nick Bollea. "There will never be a day in my life where I ever will forget this. I know for a fact that I've apologized to the Grazianos…I do genuinely mean that, I'm terribly sorry."

But Judge Philip Federico showed little mercy, sentencing the 17-year-old to eight months in county jail along with five years' probation and 500 hours of community service for drag-racing under the influence of alcohol and causing the Aug. 26 wreck.

Federico also mandated a no-alcohol period for the duration of probation, ordered Hogan's license be revoked for the next three years and required the Hogan Knows Best star to attend DUI school within the first year.

Hogan was remanded into deputies' custody and will begin serving his sentence immediately concurrent with his probation.

Graziano, a 22-year-old Marine who had just completed a tour of duty in Iraq, remains comatose. Graziano, who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, may have suffered brain damage caused by swelling of his brain. His family was on hand to ask the judge to come down hard on the younger Hogan.

Federico imposed the sentence despite citing a letter written by Hogan in which he said he understood the consequences of what he had done and was willing to face whatever punishment the judge decreed.

"I think he's learned and understands that the kind of driving and history of driving record he had will not be tolerated in the future," said Federico. "I think there is an understanding of what happened and there's an early acceptance of responsibility."

Earlier in the hearing, Assistant State Attorney Scott Rosenwasser, at the urging of the Hogan family, initially asked the judge for the five years' probation, though with severe conditions including a revocation of his driving privileges.

"All of the witnesses I spoke to, each one was very clear that the defendant's driving was reckless," said Assistant State Attorney Scott Rosenwasser. "The speed at which he drove on those wet roads on those wet days was completely unacceptable."

The prosecutor cited several speeding tickets Hogan received in the two years prior to the crash, when he was clocked driving 30-40 miles per hour over the speed limit.

"What I want the defendant to know…is that this was not an accident. For it to be an accident…you have to believe that this was some act of God. But if you look at his driving history and the choices he made on Aug. 27, you can indicate that this was not an accident," said Rosenwasser. "He was the one who made the choice to drive the way he did down the road."

After a stone-faced Hogan watched footage of the wrecked yellow Supra in the courtroom which John Graziano was pulled out of, his father, Ed Graziano, made a statement to the court.

"John was everything I hoped and dreamed he could be. He was healthy safe and strong and a hero. A United States Marine and a hero to his county," the elder Graziano said before enumerating all his son's medals. "However, on Aug. 26, 2007 everything changed because of the senseless acts of recklessness by Nick Bollea...Not only did he destroy my son's life but also those that John loved. What al-Qaida couldn't do to my son, Bollea did in minutes."

"My life consists of 10 hours each day watching my son suffer…Nick's life will go on, however, it is still unknown whether my son will come home let alone survive. He'll need round-the-clock nursing care for the rest of his life."

Pari$site croaks about babies

She can't even take care of her pups or that dammn monkey thing....and she wants a baby. Bitch would just pay somebody to raise it for her and pawn it off all the time to her parents....From handbag gossip:

Socialite Paris Hilton has said she wants a baby.

Socialite Paris Hilton has said she wants a baby. Paris Hilton is ready to start a family, The Sun reports. Apparently she's desperate to have a baby with Benji Madden, her boyfriend of three months, and thinks she’s suited to motherhood as she has a lot of pets. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children,” she said.

*like herpes and drug addiction*

Jump

well, I had a perfectly craptastic day yesterday, I got a write-up at work which is Bullshit. I've been really angry since then and I really need this. Here's Madonna with Jump:

Katie, WTF were you thinking?

MASSIVE Fail! Has the $ci juice made her colorblind as well as stupid?

from ONTD, the 2008 Costume Institute Gala

LOL Blind Item!

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Which wonky reality show star quietly checked into a California rehab center only to head for the exits when the staff said they would be searching her bags? Wait, you mean you can't take drugs into rehab?

My two cents

Ok, ok....I'm confused over the Miley Cyrus "oh my god she looks like she just had sex" pic.....c'mon, teenagers do fuck, as expressed here on defamer.

What bothers me, as a photographer myself, is that this is a very cold picture and I don't see it as representational of AL's work. It seems the life has already been sucked out of Miley. Maybe somehow, that's what it's supposed to represent, not a pictorial debut of Miley Cyrus as a sexual being, but her death on the inside as she has officially becomes yet one more cog in the media/hollywood/sensationalistic machine. She is now emotional sausage, no more different or lively than those who went before her (Brooke Shields, Britney Spears, Tatum O'Neal, Drew Barrymore or Jodie Foster, not withstanding others I can't think of right this moment).

Yes, I think it's supposed to show the very moment the life has been trounced out of her, with the dead eyes and clammy body look. May as well bury her in that white sheet, as she clings to what is left of her self. She is wholly owned now, poor thing.

Oh, snap!

from Digital Spy:

Rex Features

Mariah Carey is unhappy with her £1.25 million engagement ring from Nick Cannon, say reports.

According to the Daily Mail, the US popstar was angry when she realised that her lover had given the same 15-carat diamond cluster to his ex-girlfriend Selita Ebanks.

A source said: "Mariah was very upset when it was claimed the ring was secondhand and had been used on his previous fiancée.

"She's so embarrassed. She certainly won't be wearing it in public again."

The news follows reports that Carey married the actor earlier this week in secret in the Bahamas.