Friday, December 12, 2008

A Legend Passes.....


1950s pinup model Bettie Page dies in LA at 85
Dec. 12, 2008, 2:24 AM EST

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Bettie Page, the 1950s secretary-turned-model whose controversial photographs in skimpy attire or none at all helped set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution, died Thursday. She was 85.

Page was placed on life support last week after suffering a heart attack in Los Angeles and never regained consciousness, said her agent, Mark Roesler. He said he and Page's family agreed to remove life support. Before the heart attack, Page had been hospitalized for three weeks with pneumonia.

"She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality," Roesler said. "She is the embodiment of beauty."

Bettie is what's ideal, not bones, not piggy but perfect.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Snow Update!

The earlier ones involved freezing rain and ice....This is when it actually snowed.

grill snow 12.10.08

house snow 12.10.08

Happy Holidays! ^_^

Big News of the Day is....

SNOW IN HOUSTON! Got it this afternoon and the last time it snowed here was like, five years ago but I was out of town at the time. This round, I got pics! Now you have to understand that when it gets to about 50 degrees here, people freak out like they might freeze to death, so you can imagine the insanity when it snows. It's like this:


You would think that hell froze over. Well maybe for here, it did. Anyhow, here are a couple of pics from my backyard. It is freezing rain covered in snow.

Snow2 12.10.08

That's my gas grill, just to give you an idea of the frostiness. And those white blips? That's snow. Here, you can see it on the deck too:

Snow 12.10.08

I'm staying in because it's idiots on ice out on the roads right now and I want nothing to do with them. People here drive badly enough, the snow just makes the moron parade into Russian Roullete. So I'm cuddling up to a hot bowl of soup in my favorite sweats. Cheers!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Blind Items!

Party time

This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff : “She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it fell off the shelf and hit her in the head.” The second lie she tells is about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The offical split will happen early next year. (Female First)

Spin's guess: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin

"A breakup with another celebrity in the past hasn’t turned off this actress to the possibility of marriage. Everyone thinks she is eager for her current beau to propose. Not true. While they make a photogenic couple and she does love him, she is holding back for two reasons. The first is that she is still cautious about marrying the current guy following a rocky period in their relationship. The second reason is that her ex and his current relationship are having problems, and she is hoping that they break up sooner rather than later, so she can swoop in and reclaim him." [BlindGossip]

Spin's Guess: Jennifer Aniston

Is this Pop Diva really pregnant, or is this just another publicity stunt for her stalled career? P.S.---if she really is pregnant, this won’t be her first child. Hmmmmmmm! (underground buzz)

Spin's guess: Janet Jackson

Craziest. Thing. Ever?

You tell me! What do you think? On the one hand it makes me laugh because of the absurdity and then it depresses me because....of it's absurdity.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Be Afraid.

Or make it stop or something. More alien space children on the way? Grab your tin foil hat and run! The turkey baster got thawed out again! From digital spy:

Katie Holmes has sparked rumours that she may be expecting her second child with Tom Cruise.

The actress was photographed wearing loose-fitting clothing to hide what appeared to be a baby bump, according to reports.

“Katie looked glowing and happy and kept placing a protective hand over her stomach," a source told New magazine.

"Even though she was trying to keep it covered, you could definitely see the beginnings of a bump.”

The couple have previously said they were keen to have a brother or sister for two-year-old daughter Suri.

"We'll have more children. I'm saying this but Kate's not here," Cruise said recently.



I think I need to repeat that....BONES ARE NOT PRETTY.....Bones are not supposed to poke out of your chest. I'm starting the Toss Rachel a Cheeseburger Fund. I'll force feed it to her and you can hold her down. Oh what the hell, I could hold her down with a knee and do it. DO NOT WANT.

In this snippet, we can see her slipping the only nutrient she has for a day, a grain of rice.


but then she probably spit it out, thinking it would make her fat. Are we supposed to actually believe her when she says she doesn't supply clients with diet drugs or clem? Really Rachel?

Goddamm, after looking at that, I need a cheeseburger smothered in gravy with a hit of cheesecake and pie. Mmmmmm.