Sweeeeet sound!

My dealer just replaced the petcock (ikr?) on the bike and was testing out how it ran. If you're wondering, it's a 1982 Kawasaki KZ440. Hear for yourself!

When Teh Gheys Get Angery....

This guy is SRSLY upset about kids running rampantly in Wal-Mart!!! WHOOP YO KIDS!



The beauty of this perspective is that you know and I know we have all thought this.

Here's some RuPaul EXTRAHVAGAAAAHHHHHNZA:





And.....what.

The Mighty Virus is on the Loose!

Run, my dearies! Run for your lives!!!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Miley Cyrus has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Justin Gaston, according to E! News.

The 16-year-old pop star and the 20-year-old model had been dating for nearly nine months.

The "Hannah Montana" star reportedly called things off last week, as she was preparing to head to Georgia to film her new movie, "The Last Song."

A source also confirmed the split to Us Weekly.

"They have been having trouble for a while," the source told Us Weekly. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."

However, distance may not have been the only factor behind the breakup.

Miley has recently been spending time with her ex, Nick Jonas, which a friend of Justin's said put some strain on the relationship.

*So she's blowing Nick again?*

Well, DUUUUH

Adam Lambert is so ghey that we all saw the neon pink arrow dancing over his head. He may as well have been wearing a tiara and feather boa while driving a Miata ferchrissakes. In case you didn't see it all over the web today:

Adam, "who is proud of my sexuality," tells RS: “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear I’m gay.

“I’ve been living in Los Angeles for eight years as a gay man. I’ve been at clubs, drunk, making out with somebody in the corner.”

Lambert also tells RS that he almost told reporters after the "Idol" finale but thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be "cooler."

Lambert also acknowledged that winner Kris Allen was totally his type. And he found it "distracting" when producers put them in the same room at the beginning of the show.

Not a Model Life

Sad, I thought Stephanie Seymour was off in happily ever after land. Seems even the most beautiful can have shit go wrong in their lives too. From Radaronline:

It’s become a real-life War of the Roses for supermodel Stephanie Seymour and her billionaire husband Peter Brant.

On Thursday night, the Greenwich, Conn. police responded to a 911 call from the estranged couple’s estate, and it was “not the first time we’ve been out here,” Lt. Richard Cochran said.

Seymour, 39, has moved into the estate’s guest house while Brant, 62, who was out of town Thursday, continues to occupy the main residence.

Cop cars arrived on the scene after getting the emergency call from Seymour’s assistant who reported “banging and screaming.”

Seymour claimed that Brandt’s security guard Joseph Babnik had prevented her from entering the main house, and that she’d fallen after he pushed her.

Babnik denied ever laying a hand on the model but the police did charge him with disorderly conduct, according to the Greenwich Times.

Several hours later, cops were back again after Seymour got into a verbal confrontation with yet another guard.

The former Victoria’s Secret model, who last year was featured in a Salvatore Ferragamo campaign, dated Warren Beatty and Axl Rose prior to marrying the art-collecting, polo-playing Brant in 1995.

They had three children before their surprise split earlier this year.

“The situation has escalated to a point where Ms. Seymour is gravely concerned for her and her children's safety,” said her lawyer Mark Sherman.

Pete "I can fit into Asslee's jeans" Wentz turns 30

so insulting cuz it's on my anniversary with my dealer. Better watch out, Petey, I think your hair is starting to thin! from ONTD:

Celebrating a momentous occasion in his life, Pete Wentz was treated to a fabulous 30th birthday in Las Vegas on Saturday night (June 6).

Accompanied by wife Ashlee Simpson, the pair happily posed for a few pictures at a birthday dinner at Yellowtail restaurant inside Bellagio Hotel/Casino.

Finished up with their sushi dinner, the cute couple then visited Bank nightclub, where Pete was presented with a fancy birthday cake which had a picture of Ashlee and baby Bronx drawn in icing.

Afterwards, a source tells that the deejay got the crowd to sing happy birthday, with Pete sipping on water while Ashlee drank champagne.

Taking a moment to keep fans up to date, Pete tweeted: “I am the embodiment of Las Vegas right now. I have ‘reported’ to the dance floor. Thanks Bellagio. I need that 80 grand in chips.”

*so if Asslee is sipping on champagne, she's not pregnant...right?*