Saturday, May 23, 2009

Asslee pregs again?

Here's your daily dose of BS.  Whatever.  Is Pete made cuz he can't wear her maternity clothes without belting out some Liza Minnelli tunes?  from X17:

Well, here's the latest celeb pregnancy rumor...

A source tells Star Magazine that Ashlee Simpson is few weeks pregnant with her second child with hubby Pete Wentz! Apparently Ashlee is "beyond thrilled" with news, and "she loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

However, Star reports that Pete isn't so thrilled. "He loves Ash and Bronx, but he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

Ashlee does seem like the bandaid baby type of girl...

*Wait, you mean he has freedom with one baby?  It would be different with two?  How the hell does that work? Does she want to compete with the Duggars or Jon & Kate or some shit?*

Blind Items!!

Since it's a holiday weekend and all...I mean more like a Holidaze weekend, I thought I'd throw a few ponderables I found your way to play with.  These are courtesy of the Village Voice so they should be especially interesting.  Have fun!

Which supposedly cleaned-up star was spotted at a hot West Village restaurant, going to the bathroom about every five minutes to take care of business? Anyone buying the weak bladder excuse? 

Which belter is such a drinker that she had to be pushed onstage for her entrance at that concert, after which she started singing eight bars early, thereby throwing off the whole number (and, in fact, the whole show)? 

Which well-chosen wife of a major star is so dumb she didn't know that a drag performance she'd just seen was indeed a collection of males in dresses? Does that explain why she married that husband?

Which hubby didn't want to pose for photos with the wife at her book party because, as he mouthed to her, "It's your book"? (Free answer: Dean McDermott.) 

Which surprise Broadway star is a shameless womanizer who tried to get a young lady who was auditioning for a part in his show to come over and rehearse in private? When she couldn't find the time to do so, how did he respond to her later request for tickets? (Angrily, I assure you.)
Which talented blonde stage star picks her nose as if burrowing for gold and is fond of saying about job offers, "They can't afford me"? Who turned down the illustrious chance to replace her? (Free answers: Ashley TisdaleHilary Duff, and Brittany Snow, for starters. I guess they couldn't afford them.)

 Which teen idol could the character named "Zack" in Dance Flick—you know, the one who sings the song about being a big gay—possibly be based on?

Which multi-octave superstar started out so rough and untrained that she wouldn't bother to bathe and, at dinners, would turn to the person next to her and demand things like, "Cut my meat"? 

Which superstar couple's run supposedly ended when she gave him the gift of herpes? What kinds of kinky activities were the male half of that duo into? (Free answer: fisting, to name just one earthly delight. Yes, hetero fisting! I'm not making this shit up!

*Hurrah for long weekends!*

Colbert win

Thursday, May 21, 2009


I thought Mormons were really strict and rigid in their beliefs. Wait, didn't Marie Osmond get divorced? Maybe she's not THAT Mormon....from digital spy:

Marie Osmond has denied that she is ashamed of her daughter Jessica's sexuality.

The country singer, who has eight children, rejected tabloid reports that her Mormon faith is proving a problem for accepting that her daughter is a lesbian.

"I love my daughter, she's my baby girl... So what if she's gay," Contactmusic quotes her as saying.

The 49-year-old went on to criticise people who claimed that her acceptance goes against her Mormon beliefs.

"I think it's sad when we have to separate something from society... There are a lot of women out there who have gay children, who cares?" she said. "I want love. I'm a Christian and Christ was that way - he loved everybody."

Osmond recently gave her full support to Jessica to marry her partner of three years.

"You know, on those types of things I'm very supportive. When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all," she told Advocate.