Thursday, May 22, 2008

Yay for Memorial Day Weekend!

And for my surgery tomorrow, I give you the Ramones, I wanna be sedated. Enjoy, see you when i get back from the hospital!


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Jodie Foster cheated?


Jodie Foster cheated on her lesbian partner of 14 years with a younger, prettier woman who is now her new girlfriend!

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that the Oscar winner’s new love is brunette Cindy Mort, a producer and screenwriter she met on the set of her 2007 film The Brave One.

The 47-year-old star’s new squeeze is the former partner of thirtysomething actress Melanie Mahron -- with whom she has two children!

Meanwhile, 55-year-old Cydney Bernard is still living with Jodie but their romance is over, say sources.

No Way!!!


Britney Spears dropped a bombshell on ex-hubby Kevin Federline, calling him to announce she was pregnant — with his baby, NW reports!


Britney tells Kevin Federline: 'I'm pregnant ... and it's yours!'

Although it's only been a few months since Britney Spears and her former hubby secretly reconciled, the singer shocked the wannabe rapper when she excitedly confessed she's expecting a sibling for their sons Sean, two, and Jayden, 20 months.

"Brit's desperate for a baby girl and she always wanted Kevin to be the daddy," says a friend.

"She wants her daughter to have the same father as her sons and for them all to be one happy family.

Already?

No! You don't say! Who had the call on this?



Well what do we have here? Extremely reliable sources close to Mr. Raymond himself have confirmed to TheYBF.com that Usher has indeed filed for separation from his wife of only 9 months Tameka Raymond. I’m told he actually filed three weeks ago. And Usher is torn on whether he will be making an official announcement or not as he wants to save face and just let it “leak”. How convenient that his album releases in exactly 6 days, his second video hit the net today, and his album leaked yesterday. We’ve been here before with the pre-album release publicity stunts (remember the Chilli breakup right before Confessions?). So I’m really not surprised.

But it is interesting that Mrs. Raymond was just on set with Usher for his MTV snippet tapings on Sunday. At the very beginning of their relationship almost a year ago, sources were screaming left and right that this whole relationship was a sham and Tameka was strictly a pawn. And their relationship was all for publicity for his soon to be released album. And clearly this may not have been as far fetched as people thought.

At this time, it’s unclear as to what reason–if any–Ursh is going to give for their separation. But I have two guesses…both of which fit the classic Usher-pre-album-release-publicity stunts he has pulled before with previous album releases. Either the beef between the Mrs. and Mama Ursh is too much for Usher to handle, or he found out baby Usher V is not his. Regardless, Urshmeka is chillin’ on Splitsville Lane right now and time will only tell how this is all about to play out.

TheYBF

*Points & Laughs*

from Celebslam:

Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail
Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail

According to Nick Hogan’s friends, he is not doing well in jail. Earlier this month, Nick started serving an 8 month sentence at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida for a street-racing crash that left his friend John Graziano permanently disabled. Hogan’s friend told the New York Post:

“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is
until now.” (Source)

In Nick’s defense, it is difficult to “form a sentence” when your cellmate’s given you lock-jaw. Burn!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Cash Warren sompletes his evil plot....

Jessica Alba tied the knot! People Magazine is reporting that Jessica's rep has CONFIRMED the wedding. It was a quiet ceremony on Monday. The couple is expecting their first child this summer.

from INO



Well kids....

Surgery is Friday at 2:30 central! Relief is on the way!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

So....



Asslee and Pete got hitched. Anybody wanna start a pool for how long it will last? I'll take 18 months cuz I'm generous. And OF COURSE she's pregnant! Who isn't these days?
from OK! magazine:

In a sunset ceremony at the home of her parents, pop star Ashlee Simpson, the little sister of Jessica Simpson, walked down the aisle with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz.

Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived via limo at the Encinco, Calif., home of Ashlee's dad Joe Simpson, who also officiated over the non-denominational ceremony under white tents.

Big sis Jess, who arrived with on-off beau Tony Romo before noon in the Employee of the Month star's Range Rover, was maid of honor. According to reports, Pete's bulldog Hemingway served as ring-bearer.

Also in attendance were Nicole Richie and her rocker babydaddy Joel Madden. Wearing jeans to the event were the other members of Fall Out Boy. Scrubs star Donald Faison along with girlfriend, Jess' former assistant CaCee Cobb, were there for the blessed event.

Sources inside the wedding say the bridesmaids wore Vera Wang gowns, while Ashlee wore an ivory gown by Monique Lhuillier.

The event was catered by celeb chef Wolfgang Puck, whose staff began to arrive on the scene around 3pm PT.

Around 5:30pm PT, the approximately 150 guests enjoyed a cocktail pre-wedding party. And shortly before 10pm, shuttle buses began to leave the Simpson house for those guests unable to party through the night.

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. Weeks ago, OK! was the first to report that the couple were expecting a baby — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

*WTF is Nicole wearing? I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.....I know there was supposed to be a "fantasy" theme to the wedding so they wanted guests to wear dark clothes but who knew it was Renfest?*

Also, from People the ass-kissing magazine:

The pop-star little sis of Jessica Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist tied the knot Saturday night at her parents' Los Angeles-area home with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme, according to People magazine.
Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows at the property in Encino, a bedroom community in the San Fernando Valley. Joe Simpson, her father, performed the non-denominational ceremony and sister Jessica was the maid of honor, the magazine said.
People also reported Saturday that the couple is expecting a child together, which both Simpson and Wentz have long denied.

*Does that mean that Pete dressed as the white rabbit?*