Saturday, May 27, 2006

Oh my! The battle of who reports correctly first has begun!


The post chronicle reports that the Golden Child will be born June 4th, Angelina's birthday:


Breaking: Angelina Jolie To Have Baby On 6/4/06: Her Birthday
by Jim BroganMay 25, 2006

[UPDATE]Soon-to-be new (biological) mother Angelina Jolie has, as we all know, been making herself as comfortable as possible in her African hideaway in Namibia, and now it has turned into what is being viewed by hundreds of 'pilgrims' and tourists as a 'shrine', and they just keep coming.

Namibian Locals suggest that the economy is full of life, literally, and hundreds of visitors make stops at a resting site close by the pregnant actress' rented Burning Shore Beach Lodge, according to reports.
According to Contact Music, these dedicated visitors cook up their meals on open fires and then proceed to travel across the beach for a quick peep at Brad Pitt and his potential wife-to-be.

A local is quoted as saying, "We've never seen anything like it."
"They all want to get a tiny glimpse and be able to say they were close to Angelina and Brad."

Angelina Jolie and her Hollywood hottie lover flew in their OBGYN, and Life & Style says the doctor will induce Jolie's labor on 3 June (06), unless the actress manages to deliver naturally before then.

But the odd thing of it is, Angelina's birthday is 4 June, so it's no wonder why the star is planning to induce labor on 3 June.

It all makes sense, now.

Man! I was so hoping for june 6


But I'm happy for her anyway....The Golden child, Jesus Jolie Pitt is to arrive tomorrow!!! What shall they name her?

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from ONTD:

Friday, May 26, 8:00 p.m. ET

Angelina Jolie is scheduled to give birth by Caesarean section tomorrow, Saturday, May 27, In Touch has learned exclusively.Although she had really wanted to have a natural birth, Angelina's doctors are urging her to have the procedure due to a minor complication. "There's nothing seriously wrong,” an insider says. "They are expecting it all to be routine.”

Angelina, 30, is scheduled to have the C-section at a Namibian hospital, according to the insider. The father of the child, Brad Pitt, 42, is expected to be by her side.Angelina had been planning to give birth at the Burning Shore Beach Lodge in Swakopmund — the African resort where she, Brad and her two adopted children, Maddox, 4, and Zahara, 16 months, have been staying for the past two months. But the doctors have advised her she will be safer in a hospital.

The baby, a girl, will be delivered by her American ob-gyn, assisted by local doctors, the insider adds. “Everyone is very excited, Maddox in particular,” says an insider in Africa. “He knows he is getting a new baby sister, now they are telling him how soon it will be.”The long-awaited birth is a week before Angelina's June 3 due date.

Source: http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/
Pictures:http://www.bradpittfan.com/pics/index.htm

Another queen speaks out!



At least he's honest about what he thinks!! I mean, who really would want to name their kid after ice cream and Madge sure doesn't impress me any longer.

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GEORGE MICHAEL'S SWIPE AT HALLIWELL

GEORGE MICHAEL is unimpressed with the name pal GERI HALLIWELL has given her daughter, and insists he won't be a godfather to baby BLUEBELL MADONNA.

The pair were close friends following Halliwell's departure from the SPICE GIRLS, and Michael and his partner KENNY GOSS hosted a 'baby shower' party for the new mother only weeks before she gave birth.
When asked if he helped Halliwell choose the name, Michael said, "Absolutely not! Each to their own."

And when quizzed about godparent duties, he said, "No. I think Kenny will be." 05/26/06 19:43 courtesy WENN

How snobby...


She doesn't even know how to cook? So the only life skill she has is to suck dick? Sad for her, great for Matthew.

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CRUZ'S BIG BOTTOM

PENELOPE CRUZ had to put on three kilograms (6.6 pounds) in weight so her bottom was big enough to play a young mother in new movie VOLVER.

Director PEDRO ALMODOVAR insisted the actress fully become the character she played - and that also meant learning domestic skills.
Cruz explains, "I put on three kilos and Pedro asked me to stay at that weight level during the filming. He said a big bottom would push me down closer to the earth.

"And it was necessary to do those things - otherwise how could anyone believe that I was the working mother of a teenage girl.
"I had to learn to cut, slice, chop and prepare food as if I had been doing it every day for years.

"It had to look natural, not fake." 05/26/06 19:43 courtesy WENN

whatever.....


It still doesn't mean you're sane.....all they do is clean out your accounts!
Some people find it easier, I guess, to let somebody else do the thinking for them.

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JASON LEE DISPELS SCIENTOLOGY MYTH

Actor JASON LEE educated his MY NAME IS EARL co-star JAIME PRESSLY about the myths of Scientology on the set of the hit show.
Lee joins TOM CRUISE, KATIE HOLMES, JOHN TRAVOLTA, KELLY PRESTON, KIRSTIE ALLEY and LISA MARIE PRESLEY in following the controversial religion, based on the teachings of late science fiction writer L RON HUBBARD.

On set one day, Lee surprised his sexy co-star by breaking his usual silence about his beliefs, to quash some of the faith's negative publicity.
The actress says, "Jason never discusses it on set. The only time he and I ever discussed Scientology was when I was reading in a magazine about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Scientology and how women in labour are not allowed to make any noise. I was kind of freaked out by that.

"Jason said that in Scientology they believe that if the woman is screaming bloody murder it traumatises the child." 05/26/06 19:43 courtesy WENN

Hurray! Gwen Stefani has a baby boy!


I'm so happy for her I could bust!

Off of MSN.com news:

Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale Have Baby BoyMay 26, 6:09 PM EST
The Associated Press
LOS ANGELES -- It's a boy for Gwen Stefani and her rocker husband Gavin Rossdale.

Kingston James McGregor Rossdale was born by Caesarean section Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, according to Stefani spokesman Dave Tomberlin. The baby weighed 7 1/2 pounds.

"Both mother and child are doing well," Tomberlin said in a statement.
It's the first child for Stefani, 36, and Rossdale, 38, who were married in 2002. Rossdale, who fronted the rock band Bush, has a 16-year-old daughter with fashion designer Pearl Lowe.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Is it POSSIBLE that this is Toothy Tile?


or maybe I'm just wrong. Maybe I just don't care. I dunno. But Jared Leto came out.

In an AIM Interview with AOL Music, actor and musician Jared Leto typed these words into AOL Instant Messenger:
ThirtySecondLeto: I’ll give you an exclusive....
TyeinMusic: ooh. lay it on me
ThirtySecondLeto: I’m gay
TyeinMusic: *!*
TyeinMusic: please tell me you're serious
ThirtySecondLeto: as a goose.

I just really don't care about who's gay! I just don't!!!
As long as you are a happy person, not hurting other people, WHO REALLY CARES!!!

OUCH! They say save your $$ with "The Breakup"



Aniston, Vaughn bomb in "The Break-Up"By Michael Rechtshaffen

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Given Vince Vaughn's recent success with landing punch lines, there was considerable hope that if anybody could inject a little zip into the stagnating romcom, he'd be the guy to pull it off.

And he still might -- one of these days.

In the meantime, there's "The Break-Up," a major disappointment of an anti-romantic comedy for which Vaughn shares producer and story credits in addition to sharing the screen with real-life squeeze Jennifer Aniston.

After a promisingly quirky start, "Break-Up" suffers a major breakdown from which it never recovers.

Audiences expecting a good time will instead be rewarded with wildly unsympathetic lead characters and uncomfortably long stretches without a laugh in sight. While they might initially be drawn in by the marketing department's promise of something a lot more entertaining, the end box office result will likely be less than amicable.

Initially meeting at a baseball game, Chicago tour guide Gary Grobowski (Vaughn) manages to persuade art gallery employee Brooke Meyers (Aniston) to dump her male friend and go out with him basically by buying her a hot dog.

Flash forward to the couple living in what isn't exactly domestic bliss, with Brooke running around getting ready to host a dinner party for their families while Gary contentedly parks himself in front of the television.

With the cracks in their relationship finally reaching the breaking point, Brooke finally calls Gary for the jerk he is, but in her little schemes to make him realize the errors of his ways, Brooke only ends up matching him in the bad behavior department.

But what could have at best played out like a wilted "War of the Roses" ends up looking a lot more like Rob Reiner's misbegotten "The Story of Us."

It would have helped if director Peyton Reed ("Bring It On," "Down With Love") had been as concerned with giving his audience characters worth investing in as he was with all those stylish visual compositions, but the script, by first-time feature writers Jeremy Garelick and Jay Lavender, constantly leaves its actors in the lurch.

While Vaughn and Aniston do some solid emoting, the comedic element, such as it is, never feels organic to the rest of the film. Hints of what might have been can be found in colorful supporting turns from Vaughn's old "Swingers" pal Jon Favreau as his bartender buddy Johnny O; Judy Davis as Aniston's hysterically harsh gallery boss, Marilyn Dean; and especially Christopher Guest regular John Michael Higgins as Aniston's brother, Richard, who is obsessed with singing in his all-male a cappella group, the Tone Rangers.

But by the time the tacked-on ending to end all tacked-on endings arrives -- in which Vaughn's considerable, continuity-throwing weight loss is dealt with by Aniston noting, "You've lost weight" -- "The Break-Up" and its audience have long ago parted ways.

Cast:
Gary Grobowski: Vince Vaughn
Brooke Meyers: Jennifer Aniston
Maddie: Joey Lauren Adams
Wendy Meyers: Ann-Margret
Riggleman: Jason Bateman
Marilyn Dean: Judy Davis
Dennis Grobowski: Vincent D'Onofrio
Johnny O: Jon Favreau
Lupus Grobowski: Cole Hauser
Richard Meyers: John Michael Higgins
Christopher: Justin Long
Director: Peyton Reed;
Screenwriters: Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender;
Story by: Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender;
Producers: Vince Vaughn, Scott Stuber;
Executive producers: Peter Billingsley, Stuart Besser;
Director of photography: Eric Edwards;
Production designer: Andrew Laws; Editors: David Rosenbloom, Dan Lebental;
Costume designer: Carol Oditz; Music: Jon Brion.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter 05/26/06 02:32 © Copyright Reuters Ltd. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of Reuters Ltd.

Beer supply shortage in Canada = Angry Canadians!

You wouldn't want to be around an angry Canadian who can't get to a beer! It ain't pretty! I'll bet they have riots going on! Somebody send them some beer FAST!

It translates that she's just a golddigging hooker

Mills 'Grew Bored' Of McCartney

Sir Paul McCartney's marriage to Heather Mills ended because the former model became bored of life with the former Beatle, a friend claims.

TV director Philip Goodhand-Tait, a longterm friend of the 38-year-old model-turned-charity campaigner, first learned of a rift between the pair four months ago when he spoke to Mills on her birthday.

Now the break up is official, he is convinced their separate lifestyles and careers played a part.
He says, "I don't think it's too laughable to suggest she was bored. I don't think it was a generational thing.

"You've got too people who have both got tremendous interests that are going to take them in opposite directions.

"That would have played an important part in the split."

He adds that Mills will emerge stronger than ever from the end of her four year marriage to McCartney: "She's not the sort of person who's going to feel sorry for herself." (c) Copyright World Entertainment News Network

PLEASE please please let it be true!


PLEASE Britney, give me hope that you are taking responsibility for yourself and your own happiness! Please give me hope that you have become your own person!!!

Didn't I read somewhere, like on netscape that thanks to science, you can pretty well guarantee that a relationship based on insane physical attraction (or lust) cools off in about 2 years?

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Britney And Federline Split?

New reports Britney Spears has split from husband Kevin Federline have not been denied by the singer's publicist.
The Daily Mirror claims the couple's relationship has grown so strained, Spears has banished Federline to live in the basement of their California mansion.
She reportedly returned from New York this week (begs22MAY06) to find the aspiring rapper drinking and smoking cannabis in the house.
Sources tell the newspaper Spears had hoped to save the marriage for the sake of their son Sean Preston and their unborn second child - due in October - but has lost patience.
A friend says, "She wanted to wait but their relationship has become so hostile she just doesn't see how she can make it work."
When quizzed, a spokesman for the star refused to deny the claims. (c) Copyright World Entertainment News Network.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

OK, There are waaaay too many questions.....



CRUISE PLANS HILLTOP RETREAT
TOM CRUISE is looking to build his dream family home overlooking California's San Fernando Valley after secretly acquiring a plot from the Church of Scientology.
Church officials reportedly bought the remote hilltop plot last year (05) for $10 million (GBP5.5 million) and now top Sientologist Cruise hopes to build a home there for himself, wife-to-be KATIE HOLMES, their baby daughter SURI and his two adopted children, ISABELLA and CONNOR.
A source tells American publication In Touch that the movie star plans to spend upto $25 million (GBP13.9 million) on the project after agreeing to knock down one existing property and buying up a second next door.
But Cruise and his clan won't be alone on their hilltop retreat, according to a real estate insider his plans to buy a third neighbour's home have been thwarted because the family has no wishes to move.
Cruise plans to wed fiancee Holmes at the end of the summer (06). 05/25/06 04:03 courtesy WENN

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where the hell is Nicole in this? Does she no longer have custody? Why does it seem the wedding date still keeps getting tossed around, spring then fall then later in the year.... Are we sure this isn't a compound he's building instead of a "retreat?"

I still don't believe that Tom and Katie will ever really marry. I just don't see it.

Oh C'MON!!! Just extend it 3 days! Please?


The Golden child, Jesus Jolie-Pitt might wind up being induced, if he/she doesn't decide to come out soon. Not fair!!!

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JOLIE DETERMINED TO BE A MUM BY 3 JUNE

ANGELINA JOLIE will be a mum by 3 June (06).
The actress and partner BRAD PITT have flown their obstetrician/gynaecologist to Namibia's Burning Shore resort, where the couple are preparing for labour.
And, according to American publication Life + Style, the medic will induce labour at the beginning of next month (03JUN06) unless due Jolie delivers naturally before then.
A source close to the couple says, "Doctors who have examined Angie say she should have a normal delivery with no complications."
While a local Namibian doctor, who examined Jolie earlier this week (beg22MAY06), tells Life + Style, "She's in great physical and mental shape. I don't think there's going to be a problem with the baby or the mother."
The insider claims one of the couple's suites at the Burning Shore resort has been turned into a delivery room. 05/25/06 04:03 courtesy WENN

Yummy yummy dish!




This is all off of Ted Casablanca's site on EOnline! He has a LOT of delicious gossip today and I JUST had to share....but all the credit goes to him:

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She Said/He Fled?Totally twosome scuttlebutt for ya today, cupcakes, but be prepared. You know I've always got somethin' cranklicious to say about supposedly joyous news, and it's probably no secret to zillions that I'm not, uh, overwhelmed by the recent "official" announcement that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are planning to wed.

Now, let me ask you something: Notice in all the recent pics of the reportedly deliriously happy duo that Keith looks like a kid who has just been told he's going to spend his summer vacay at Neverland? Well, maybe that's because Keith, according to those who hang with the rockin' Down Under dude, was a bit surprised by Nic's gaga, glittering declaration.
"Keith's reaction to the news that Nicole talked to People about being engaged was like a deer [caught] in headlights," relayed sources who work closely with Urban. "He didn't know it was coming."

No! Darling Nic, you know how I adore you so, but you didn't forget to ask Keithy-Weithy if it was okay to blab to us press heathens, did you? Surely not!
In any case, K.U., who's currently working on a new album, immediately left work and did not return for the day, gab those who claim they saw him skedaddle pronto, once he heard of the engagement headlines. Additionally, the next planned recording session for Urban, say those who were supposed to be a part of it, was also canceled, no explanation given.
Hmmm. Guess you could say Mr. U., a guy who's known to, like, completely immerse himself in his current lady love's life, just couldn't wait to get away to plan where to register for toasters 'n' such. Perhaps.

More likely is the possibility that Keith, who not that long ago was attached to sundry female lookers, is going through the ol' male tradition of...frigid digits. But that's just a silly hunch.
One that's based on the fact that the award-winning musician's pro buds claim Keith is not exactly churning out the ol' tunes, as of late.

Diamonds Are a Gossip's Best FriendEverybody knows Paris Hilton's ex, Paris Latsis, is loaded via his mama's side o' the fam, right? Gosh, could that be why Latsis, Paris' mother's maiden name--as opposed to daddy's surname mouthful of Kasidokostas--is Boy Paris' chosen family name? Don't know.

But I do happen to be aware o' the financial factoid that the former Greek fiancé of Girl Paris ain't exactly loaded. Not yet, anyway. You see, while Mr. L. toils away in H-town, trying to be the good little aspiring film producer he's aiming for, well, let's just say Paris depends mucho on the kindness of his parents.

Why do I care? Because of the ring, that's why. It was the chat of the town and then--poof!--no more.

I'm referring, 'course, to the diamond engagement doodad Paris L. gave Paris H., a bauble which was reportedly worth many millions of dollars. Also gossiped about, at the time of the Paris-Paris affair, were the safekeeping measures--that Girl P. even wore a copy of the 24-carat gem, just to be extra careful.

Well, guess what, my eavesdropping honeys? The stone was possibly worth bupkes to begin with.

"Tell me something," asked a close bud of Paris L. "How could a boy who has to ask his parents for money give a girl that kind of ring without their knowledge?"

According to Desk Greek, because the 'rents never knew of the oversize sparkler to begin with, it was either never purchased by Latsis or it was worth crap.
More importantly, I wanted to know where the damn thing was, as the last breakup central had it, Paris was still holding onto the rock--not exactly protocol, once a babe breaks her marriage plans. So, who has it?

"Nobody," blurted out Desk G. "It went back to the jeweler."

Oh, did it really? Interesting. I just would like the record to state that, from time to time, I've defended Paris H. for the peach she can often be (I'll leave aside her snickering while Brandon Davis revealed to the world what a chubby snot-bucket he really is). And people skewer me left 'n' right and up 'n' down fer doing so.

Well, listen up g-friends, Paris gave back the ring, after all. So, eat me.

Ready for yet more Hilton yum-gab? Thought so.

Spin ContortLooks like Matt Leinart's days with Paris H. are done, duh. He's rumored to have a new babe in Arizona, but don't expect this one to last long, either.

"The current girlfriend is just to show that Matt wasn't serious about Paris. He's dating around, playing the field," reported my pigskin snitch.

Additionally, between the potential sheets, my athletic source swears Matt's next g-f is going to be a pro soccer player he "meets" at a USC sporting function. Evidently the chosen chica has some pesky rumors of her own floating around--and they need, uh, quashing, I'm told. And the leggy gal's sponsors are sure that a hookup with mahn-ly Matt's gonna take care of everything. Too convenient for everybody, n'est-ce pas?

Likewise, Matt's peeps are hopin' this "relationship" is gonna make Matty fans forget all about his fling with Paris.

And that's a good thing?

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at least Lienart's smart enought to stay away from Paris H.! THAT will only help his career, she would have killed it!

and I wonder about the whoe nicole/keith thing anyway...it sounded fishy when even I read the announcement.

it serves Paris H. right if the ring was a fakey fake! Suits her well!

Forget Madonna, Brits! Keep an eye on your children!


Michael Jackson wants to move to your neighborhood! *Shudder* Be afraid, be very afraid!!!

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Michael Jackson says he wants to live in Britain

LONDON (AFP) - US pop icon Michael Jackson has told a newspaper here that he wants to live in Britain because he loves the country.
Speaking to the tabloid Daily Mirror in an interview published Thursday, Jackson also said he was working on a new album, his first since "Invincible" in 2001.
"I'm here in London on business for a couple of days. I love it here," said the singer, speaking as he visited the offices of the luxury department store, Harrods, where he was due to meet the owner, his good friend Mohamed Al Fayed.
"I'm looking for a place to live. I've always liked the UK and I just love the fans here," said Jackson, 47, who was photographed by the tabloid with a big grin on his face behind a pair of dark sun-glasses.
The Daily Mirror said Jackson would be looking at luxury properties in and around the British capital.
He also plans to look in Scotland and Ireland in a bid to re-create the funfair style ranch he built in California, it said.
Asked about his health, the singer told the tabloid: "I'm fine -- very well thanks. I'm feeling good."
In March, Jackson's spokeswoman denied a report in another British newspaper that the pop singer was looking for a new home in Britain.
05/25/2006 09:23 courtesy WENN

Time for another Tom is Bat-Shit Crazy Story


OF COURSE he's going to deny that Katie isn't feeling anything other than perfect! He does what he is best at, deny, deny, deny! His whole PR team demands that everything appear to be roses and cream, peaches and champagne! But I think reality is different. The public isn't as dumb as you think TOM and C of $$!!!

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Holmes Slams Depression Stories
Hollywood star Tom Cruise has lashed out at reports his fiancee Katie Holmes is suffering from post-natal depression following the birth of their daughter Suri last month (18APR06).
Several US and UK publications claimed this week (begs22MAY06) the Batman Begins beauty, 27, was "constantly in tears" since becoming a mother.
However, Cruise's publicist says, "Those reports are not true. Ms Holmes is doing wonderfully."
Scientologist Cruise's stance on treatment for post-natal depression is well known, after he publicly criticised actress Brooke Shields last year (05) for using anti-depressants to treat her baby blues after giving birth to her daughter Rowan in 2003.
Cruise insists post-partum depression sufferers can be cured without medication, saying, "You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things."
Shields fired back, "I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Mr Cruise has never suffered from post-partum depression. Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women decide what treatment is best." (c) Copyright World Entertainment News Network.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Holy Crap! They can make a penis!

I mean, they made an artificial penis!!!

O_o

Britney wrote a poem?


I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that MAYBE Brit's finally taking control of her life. MAYBE.


SPEARS'S POETIC ATTACK ON FEDERLINE
BRITNEY SPEARS has hinted to fans she is ready to ditch husband KEVIN FEDERLINE, in a poem posted on her website.
She appears to attack "chains" Federline has placed upon her and the "manipulation" she has suffered for being "naive".
Her words also express her fears Federline will pass his bad behaviour onto their son SEAN PRESTON and the unborn child Spears is expecting.
The poem suggests the singer has regained her confidence - "my crown" - and is ready to take decisive action.
Posted on Britney's site on Saturday, it reads,

"No more chains/That you gave me/Enough of pain...
"Manipulation is the key/They screw it in/Because you're naive..
"You come to me now/Why do you bother?/Remember the bible/The sins of the father/What you do/You pass down/No wonder why/I lost my crown.
"You don't see me now/You ask yourself why my crown is back/ And it's way too high/ For you to be in my presence/Especially my son/You should bow down/I've only just begun..."

The poem was mysteriously removed from Britneyspears.com within hours of being posted, without explanation. 05/24/06 05:37 courtesy WENN

Morrisey on Eurovision?


That could be cool!


MORRISSEY WANTS TO ENTER EUROVISION
Singer MORRISSEY is considering representing the UK in next year's (07) Eurovision Song Contest, after witnessing the nation fail to win the prize for the ninth year in a row.
DAZ SAMPSON's rap TEENAGE LIFE came 19th out of 24 entries at the finals in Greece on Saturday night (20MAY06).
The UK hasn't won since KATRINA AND THE WAVES triumphed in 1997 with LOVE SHINE A LIGHT and the former SMITHS frontman is keen to help his home nation taste victory again.
Morrissey says, "I was horrified but no surprised to see the UK fail again in the Eurovision Song Contest and there is one question I keep an asking: 'Why didn't they ask me?' That question keeps going round my head." 05/24/06 05:37 courtesy WENN

More evidence that maybe Katie's ready to run


Maybe motherhood has made her re-evaluate her life a little. Personally, by the sounds of their pre-nup, Katie gets more $$$ if they never marry, which is why I'm convinced that that Katie will never officially be Mrs. Cruise or Mapother. Granted he's a freak anyway but he seems like a real control freak.

From MSNBC:

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Is there trouble in TomKat land?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the infant to family and friends. Tom, who is rumored to have a rocky relationship with Holmes’ parents, won’t be joining them, according to Life & Style Weekly.
“He told Katie he wasn’t going, considering the bad relations between him and her family,” an “insider” told the mag. “Katie was really happy he said that, because she’d been afraid to admit to him that she didn’t want him to go.”
The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop me.” Her rep denies the story.
Cruise reportedly decided to fly his fiancée and tot to Toledo, drop them off and fly back to pick them up.
The episode, however, may be giving Holmes second thoughts. A “confidant” of hers told the mag: “Katie’s very unhappy and beginning to realize she may have made a major mistake being with Tom.”

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If his spokewhores routinely deny problems, is that a reliable way to say that those things are actually true?

So if TC's spokeswhores deny it, it must be true!


Katie's got the baby blues and finally might be seeing the light! And of course Tom wants to make nice with Brooke Shields, because she was right all along! Stupid boy....

off of MSN:

Katie Pooh-Poohs 'Baby Blues'

May 22, 2006

Is Katie Holmes in need of a heaping, helping dose of vitamins? Turns out it took just a month for the inevitable stories to appear speculating whether the silently birthing baby mama of Tom "Psychiatry is a Pseudoscience" Cruise is feeling a little down in the dumps.

First up is the London Sun, which recently claimed that the publicly perma-grinning mom of the still under-wraps Suri is "constantly in tears" and "seems emotional and very tired," touching off "fears she has the baby blues."

"Katie told pals it's natural for new moms to experience strong emotions," a "friend" is quoted as telling the tab.

In Touch also wonders whether the "increasingly lonely" Holmes has the "baby blues," maintaining in its latest issue that since Suri's arrival on April 18, she's been "feeling unhappy with her body and unsettled in her new life."

"Katie keeps it together in front of Tom, but when he's gone, she loses it," a source alleges to the mag.

Of course, postpartum rumblings were pretty much a given from the moment Katie showed off what would become the most scrutinized belly in Hollywood history. Cruise, as we all remember (and would desperately like to forget), railed against Brooke Shields for using antidepressants following the birth of her daughter Rowan in 2003.

"When you talk about postpartum, you can take people today, women, and what you do is you use vitamins," the L. Ron Hubbard-loving star explained to Billy Bush one year ago this week. "There is a hormonal thing that is going on, scientifically, you can prove that. But when you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that. You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things."

But before you wallow in the warm-fuzzy embrace of schadenfreude -- or form a conspiracy theory that the nursing bra-flashing semi-retired starlet will be miraculously cured by some Scientology-recommended Flintstone chewables, keep in mind that Cruise's hard-working spokesman says the "baby blues" talk is so much hooey.

"Those reports are not true," his rep insists to MSN Entertainment. "Ms. Holmes is doing wonderfully."

The same can be said for Shields, who was all smiles on Saturday as she stepped out for lunch at the Ivy in Santa Monica, Calif., with daughter Grier, who was reportedly born on the same day and just down the hall from where Suri made her debut.

According to Star, Cruise is now trying to make peace with his Paxil-popping nemesis, and as a first step sent an "enormous" bouquet of flowers and a congratulatory missive after Grier's birth (Brooke's rep confirms the fragrant delivery).

"Tom is ready to bury the hatchet," an insider tells the tab. "Katie and Brooke gave birth on the same day, and that bond really touched Tom."

Mike Wallace, however, shouldn't expect any floral arrangements from Cruise in the near future. In a sit-down this week with "Access Hollywood," the venerable "60 Minutes" newsman took the tireless proselytizer to task for his stance against head-shrinking.

"Tom simply does not know what he's talking about," says Wallace, who recently revealed his longtime battle against depression. "Scientology is a different thing, and God bless him. But he doesn't know his tail from third base about depression, simple as that."

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Vodka is the best!

Cuz it's me!!!! But I already knew this...now you know too!







What alcohol are you?




Vodka....This means that you like to have fun, be social ,and get tanked with your friends. You might do something wild and daring like make out with a stranger or go streaking but you're not into one-nighters
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They make my ass tired


On again, off again, on again.......STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
What exactly does he actually do for a living, anyway?


Nicole Richie and Ex-Fiance Split Again
LOS ANGELES (AP) - After an on-off-on-again relationship, ``Simple Life'' star Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein have officially split.
``We are confirming that we have amicably separated,'' the pair said in a statement released Monday by Richie's publicist, Cindy Guagenti. They did not provide any details of the break-up.
Richie, 24, and Goldstein, a professional club DJ who goes by the name DJ AM, called off their engagement in December.
The two were spotted together again a few months later, and Richie confirmed their couple status in an interview for the June issue of Vanity Fair.
05/23/06 16:48 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

It's OFFICIAL, Anniston fans!


You now have permission to let it go and put it all behind you, finally.

courtesy WENN:


ANISTON: 'DIVORCE IS GOOD'
JENNIFER ANISTON has shrugged off her divorce from BRAD PITT, insisting some people shouldn't stay married.
The actress was devastated after her marriage to Pitt ended last year (05) - but now accepts divorce was the best thing.
Aniston says, "Who knows if people should have stayed in relationships? My parents certainly shouldn't have stayed married - and they didn't. Other people have stayed married - and they shouldn't have." 05/23/06 05:44

It's ok....


Probably nobody wants to marry her either...

off of WENN:


BERRY: 'I'LL NEVER MARRY AGAIN'
HALLE BERRY will never marry again, because she doesn't trust her judgement in men.
After two failed marriages - to DAVID JUSTICE and ERIC BENET - the actress couldn't bear the pain for a third time.
But she does still dream of motherhood.
Berry, 39, says, "I never want to get married again. I've been married and divorced twice and it's not something I plan on repeating.
"I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.
"I don't feel like I need to feel validated through being in a marriage. I feel pretty good being on my own.
"I do hope to have a child of my own with a guy that could be the father and have a lovely committed relationship.
"As I'm approaching 40, the desire to have something in my life that's more meaningful than movies and a career and working on them is becoming really important to me.
"I'm hoping something real will manifest itself in my life. Whether I'll have a child of my own or adopt, I'm not sure.
"I once though, you can't have children if you're not married. I thought it would be just wrong. Now I realise it's not wrong. The most important thing is I would be a good mother.
"My mother was alone and raised me and I turned out ok." 05/23/06 05:44

Whatever.....


courtesy WENN

If it makes you $$$ I guess...


SONY LINE UP DA VINCI 'PREQUEL'
Hollywood bosses are so thrilled with THE DA VINCI CODE's performance at the box office during its opening weekend, they are already planning to turn another DAN BROWN thriller into a movie.
Despite controversy and poor reviews, the film achieved the second best opening weekend of all time, taking $224 million (GBP119 million) worldwide.
Sony Pictures Entertainment vice-chairman JEFF BLAKE has revealed the studio is already looking at ANGELS AND DEMONS, Brown's third novel, which is about secret society the Illuminati, the Vatican and a quest for the world's most powerful energy source.
Blake says, "We are very interested in filming Angels and Demons. We hope that the relationship with Dan Brown will be a long one. That could be the next project." 05/23/06 05:44

The Golden Child soon to arrive!


Anxiously waiting!!! Any time now! (Make it June 6th!!!)

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Brad Pitt Skips Cannes; Baby Is 'Imminent'
PARIS (AP) - Brad Pitt sent an e-mail to the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday saying he was unable to attend because of the ``imminent arrival'' of his new baby.
Henri Behar, who moderates Cannes' news conferences, read a message from Pitt, who has been in Namibia with his ``Mr. & Mrs. Smith'' co-star, Angelina Jolie, awaiting the birth of the couple's first child.
``With the imminent arrival of the newest addition to our family, I am unable to join Alejandro, Cate, Gael and the rest of the cast and crew in introducing'' his new film, ``Babel,'' the 42-year-old actor said in the message.
``I am tremendously proud of `Babel' and want to congratulate everyone involved for this great achievement,'' Pitt said.
In ``Babel,'' directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Pitt plays a husband and father trying to cope with a crisis on vacation in Morocco. Cate Blanchett plays Pitt's wife, and the film also stars Gael Garcia Bernal.
Jolie's children, Maddox and Zahara, have legally had their surname changed to Jolie-Pitt.
05/23/06 12:49 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

You know, $$$ usually is the deal-breaker...


from msnbc.com:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 1:41 a.m. CT May 23, 2006

Why did Britney Spears really dump Kabbalah?
The pop star revealed on her Web site that she was ditching the trendy religion for motherhood. “I no longer study Kaballah,” she recently wrote, “my baby is my religion.” (“Kabbalah” has a variety of spellings that are considered acceptable.)
But her split from the trendy offshoot of Jewish mysticism may have more to do with the bottom line.

“She’s tired of the way [Kabbalah leaders] kept hassling her for money,” says a well-placed source. “Actually, it was mostly her mother’s decision. They were always asking Britney to tithe [donate a percentage of her salary]. There was a lot of pressure, and finally her mom said, ‘Enough is enough’.”
Spears’ one-time mentor, Madonna, introduced her to Kabbalah and reportedly has donated millions of dollars to the Kabbalah Centre.
A Kabbalah spokeswoman didn’t return calls and Spears’ rep told The Scoop she has no idea why the singer left the religion, and hasn’t asked.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Midget Simpson au Naturel



Yep, just your plain old ordinary corn-fed heffer. I'm telling you, stylists just don't get enough credit.

Drink up and celebrate! It's been 200 years!!!


But hell, I never needed to make up a reason to have a drinky drink!

Wow, I didn't know they were expecting again!

Maybe it's the old magic trick of where's the baby....oh *poof* here it is!


Penn Jillette, Wife Welcome Baby Boy
LAS VEGAS (AP) - After naming their first-born girl Moxie CrimeFighter last June, comedian Penn Jillette and wife came up with something a bit more mainstream for their new son - Zolten Penn, who was born Monday.
``Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog,'' Jillette, the 51-year-old larger half of the comedy-and-magic duo Penn & Teller, said in a statement.
Jillette left in the middle of his daily radio show on the CBS/Free FM network to be with his wife, 40-year-old Emily, in a Las Vegas hospital Monday afternoon, publicist Glenn Alai said.
Zolten Penn Jillette weighed 8 pounds, 13 ounces.
Penn & Teller perform nightly at the Rio hotel-casino in Las Vegas and star in their own television show in its fourth season on Showtime.
05/22/06 21:14 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

So the Breakup rumors were wrong again....


That's it, i'm tried of these two already.
but.....IT'S ON!!!

RICHIE AND GOLDBERG TO WED
NICOLE RICHIE and ADAM 'DJ AM' GOLDBERG are planning to marry, according to socialite's famous father LIONEL RICHIE.
On the same day US reports claimed the pair had split for the second time in five months, Richie told reporters in London they will marry and he will provide the entertainment.
Speaking at the Prince's Trust charity concert on Saturday (21MAY06), the HELLO hitmaker revealed, "I told her, 'Honey, you do what you want and just send me the bill.'
"Of course I am going to be there for her, and I'll be singing - there's no way I couldn't. I'm really happy that it's working out for her."
Richie and Goldberg have been dating since 2003. They split in December last year, but reunited earlier this year (06). On Friday a US publication alleged Goldberg had dumped Richie. 05/22/06 03:33 (Courtesy WENN)

Now that's just funny!!!



Another supermodel attack, this time Kate beating the shit out of Pete!

Priceless!

(courtesy WENN)

MOSS BEAT UP DOHERTY OVER BLOOD PRANK
KATE MOSS beat up on-off boyfriend PETE DOHERTY in a mad frenzy after reading how he sprayed his blood at two MTV cameramen.
The supermodel summoned the BABYSHAMBLES frontman to her north London home and set on him after reading about his antics after a gig in Berlin, Germany last week (ends12MAY06).
After arriving at her St John's Wood pad at 5 am Moss began kicking and punching him in the street.
Doherty says, "She was angry about the blood spraying thing. She beat the crap out of me. She layed into me punching and kicking.
"I'm alright, but she hurt my finger. I couldn't do anything back, because she's a girl." 05/22/06 03:33

Yeah, they'll take her shootin alright....


She'll go on those long weekend huntin trips with Jeb and Bubba.....

(courtesy WENN)


LONGORIA BECOMES A SHOOTING TARGET
Actress EVA LONGORIA is being wooed by America's National Rifle Association (NRA) after she spoke of her love of guns.
The DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star thrilled firearms fans when she revealed her passion for shooting, and now the NRA are keen to make her the 'face' of their association.
She previously said, "I love shooting guns. I've been shooting since I was five with my dad. We used to go target shooting all the time."
A senior NRA member says, "We get a lot of criticism but if Eva was among our ranks then that would all stop." 05/22/06 03:33

Weren't 3 Die Hards enough?!


Honestly! Somebody stop the madness!!! HOW old is Willis getting to be?

(courtesy WENN)
WILLIS CONFIRMS DIE HARD 4 NEARLY READY TO ROLL
Hollywood actor BRUCE WILLIS yesterday (19MAY06) announced film-makers are ready to start shooting a fourth DIE HARD movie, and they hope to have it in cinemas next year (07).
Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival in France, Willis - who stars as policeman JOHN McCLANE in the Die Hard films - revealed the highly-anticipated sequel is expected to start filming soon.
He said, "We're as close as we've ever got to getting Die Hard 4 started.
"It won't be called Die Hard 4 but that will be the story. Hopefully it will be out next summer."
The movie's plot had to be rewritten after last year's (05) Hurricane Katrina tragedy - the original screenplay involved an oil tanker explosion that sends huge waves flooding into New Orleans, Louisiana.
Die Hard was released in 1988 and made Willis a star. Two sequels followed - DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER in 1990 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE in 1995. 05/22/06 03:33

Sunday, May 21, 2006

By request!!!


Here is the link to Silvia Night's homepage

she is crazy coolfunny & definitely check her out!!!

Classic funny! (Thank you to MK at DListed for the video link!)

At least TC isn't claiming to be normal!



CRUISE BANS TV AND COMPUTER GAMES
TOM CRUISE is strict when it comes to raising his two eldest children - barring them from watching TV and playing computer games.
The star's adopted children with former wife NICOLE KIDMAN - ISABELLA, 13, and CONNOR, 11 - are also expected to help out around the house.
The kids, who are home-schooled by tutors from the Church of Scientology, are also encouraged to spend time outdoors.
He explains, "The kids have no computer games. And absolutely no television. None.
"They can listen to music and read just about any book they want, and they can choose the movies they want to see on the weekends, within reason.
"They also have chores, because I want them to know that it's important to work. I had a job when I was eight years old delivering newspapers.
"So for me, it's like: You want a clean room? Then you've got to clean your room. No one is going to do it for you." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Yet one more waste of Britney's $$$$


What a tool.


SPEARS' PET SHARKS
BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE has added some ferocious new members to their growing family - a shiver of sharks living in a giant tank.
The TOXIC singer, who is pregnant with the couple's second child after giving birth to son SEAN PRESTON last year (05), is terrified of the white sharks which are growing bigger by the day.
She says, "Kevin's sharks are the size of my arm. He feeds them tons of shrimp and they're getting bigger.
"I'm scared. They're white sharks, but they're not Great Whites." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

I still love Annie Lennox.


Glad to see her being recognized.


LENNOX HONOURED BY SCOTTISH ACADEMY
Former EURYTHMICS star ANNIE LENNOX has been hailed as an inspiration to music students after being named as the Royal Scottish Academy Of Music And Drama's (RSAMD) latest honorary doctorate recipient.
The singer, who will be joined by MRS BROWN actor BILLY CONNOLLY and Celtic music mogul IAN GREEN, will receive the award at the academy's summer graduation ceremony in Glasgow on 4 July (06).
RSAMD principal JOHN WALLACE praises Lennox for the impressive example she sets to those hoping to forge a career in music.
He says, "The academy is living through exciting times and the presence of Annie Lennox, Billy Connolly and Ian Green will send an important message of encouragement to our students from the peaks of the professional attainment - you can do it too."
Lennox can add the prize to an already impressive trophy cabinet, which boasts four Grammy Awards, seven Brit Awards, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Get in line now ladies! Nick's on the hunt!!!


No pushing or Shoving!!!


LACHEY'S WIFE HUNT
JESSICA SIMPSON's estranged husband NICK LACHEY is such a romantic, he is already on the hunt for a new wife to lavish with affection.
The former 98 DEGREES singer has a gaping hole in his life since Simpson split up with him in November (05), and he needs a new bride to fill it.
He says, "I'm a romantic at heart.
"I don't want to be a serial marrier, but at the same time, I just can't imagine not being married again. I'm wet." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

So now we know how much Moss costs!

She's an expensive hooker!


MOSS KISS COSTS $108,000
KATE MOSS happily engaged in a lesbian kiss with British socialite JEMIMA KHAN for a charity donation of GBP60,000 ($108,000).
The supermodel, who was dogged by controversy after she was photographed snorting cocaine last year (05), was due to kiss business tycoon PHILIP GREEN after he paid for the pleasure at a recent charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children.
But Green declined to accept a passionate one-minute kiss from Moss in the presence of his wife TINA, so he handed the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to the person he outbid - HUGH GRANT's girlfriend Khan. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN


Ewww.....would you want to put your lips to hers knowing she used that mouth to blow Pete Doherty?