Saturday, July 28, 2007

Huh?


off of I'm Not Obsessed, I tried to find this link on the National Enquirer and couldn't but I do remember seeing it in the store yesterday...

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears, is pregnant. It’s like a soap opera and just when you think it cannot get worse, the baby sister gets pregnant.

In other news...




Nicole Richie gets four days!!! At least she'll have to serve something....
off of national enquirer:

On Friday, July 27, Nicole Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail and given three years' probation. Richie — who arrived at the Glendale, California courthouse with beau Joel Madden wearing a short black dress and dark sunglasses early Friday morning — was also fined $2,048 and was ordered to take an alcohol education course. Los Angeles County Commissioner Steven Lubell sentenced Richie to 96 hours in jail (with six hours credited from her arrest date) and gave her the option of serving her time in a paid city jail, instead of county jail. Richie must complete her jail time before Sept. 28. In regard to Richie's reported pregnancy, Prosecutor Carolina Lugo said it had nothing to do with the plea deal. "That was not discussed and we have no information about that."

The Simple Life star was arrested on December 11, 2006 after cops say she drove the wrong way on a California highway.

Well, well, well!


off of Yahoo!

NEW YORK - The wedding between Usher and his pregnant fiance has been canceled, his publicist told The Associated Press on Saturday.

The wedding between the multiplatinum singer and his longtime girlfriend, Tameka Foster, was scheduled for Saturday. The pair are expecting their first child together sometime this fall.

However, a statement released by publicist Patti Webster exclusively to the AP read: "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond, IV and Tameka Foster was canceled. No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected."

Foster and Usher announced their engagement earlier this year, and later, that she was expecting his first child. She has three other children from a previous marriage.

Webster would not comment on whether the two were still engaged or even a couple
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Is it true that her wild past finally caught up with her and her dumped her?

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Also off of Crazy Days & Nights



and of course, the Blohan analysis: ("anal"....tee hee!)

So MSNBC is yammering on about experts who said Lindsay could spend six months in jail. Of course, they don't name the experts. I think it's 50/50 if Lindsay spends any time in jail. I know, I know she got busted for the same thing as Paris who spent time in jail and Lindsay has some extra charges that have been thrown her way also, BUT in case you didn't notice the whole Paris going to jail for driving on a suspended license was just not consistent with the way things are normally done and the blowback was pretty impressive. Because there are some felony charges here, this thing isn't going to trial for a very long time. So, if Lindsay can clean up her act and not get into ANY trouble between now and the trial in the somewhat distant future then I'm thinking a suspended sentence with probation and community service.

The tough part of this is not really the cocaine charges, but rather the first DUI charge. If she's convicted of that, then there is less leeway for the judge in the 2nd case should Lindsay be convicted there of the same offense. Then she would be probably looking at some jail time, but NOT six months. The whole bringing drugs into the jail is a messed up charge because she didn't try and give it to anyone and the cops should have found it. She can always say she thought the cops had already taken it from her. So, that is the biggest felony charge gone in an instant.
The cocaine from the first DUI was not actually found on Lindsay but rather in the car from which she had already fled. Although she's still culpable, that will probably be dropped as well.

First arrest that leaves DUI and hit and run.

Second arrest that leaves DUI and cocaine possession.

The hit and run will probably be dropped because it was a one vehicle accident and the only person "injured" was Lindsay. So, now we are down to just DUI on the first arrest. If you want to get all crazy you can say that Lindsay could have had drinks before she got tested by the cops because she was so nervous. She could claim she wasn't drinking at the time she was driving but had them in between the accident and when her blood was drawn. Of course it would be a crap argument but she could still hint at it.

So if we have a conviction on the first DUI and a conviction on both of the remaining charges from the second DUI, but with Lindsay being the most perfect princess in the interim, then I think she will get at most a 30 day sentence. If the sentence is longer, then it will most likely be suspended with multiple years of probation and a many hours of community service. During that time period she must also be the perfect princess and not get into any trouble.

This is going to be a very long year for Lindsay and if she doesn't get clean, a very long several years from which her career may not recover.

Victoria Beckham is a Cheap Bitch


Off of Crazy Days & Nights:

Hey Posh, you are in the US now. Over here in the US we like to tip the fine people that bring us our food. The fact that this has morphed into having to tip everyone from the dry cleaner to the local Blockbuster store employees is irrelevant to this discussion. The people that serve your food and listen to you complain about every last item on the menu deserve you doing more than dashing out the door to your Bentley while stiffing them on the tip entirely.

You weren't just being a cheap bitch and leaving 10% or some small change, you totally stiffed them. After they slaved for you and your petty demands for TWO hours and had to look into the vacant eyes of Katie Holmes for the same period of time as she mumbled "Tom is good. Tom is good," the least you could do is tip 15%. With the $25M a year your husband makes and the $20M you are getting for the Spice Girls reunion, you should be leaving bunches more than 15%.

Then, to make matters worse, the waitress who was rightfully pissed went after you to call you the worthless cheap bitch you deserved and was manhandled by your security staff.
You have pissed off not only the staff at Asia de Cuba but, the entire serving community here in LA and you may want to investigate thoroughly every morsel on your plate before eating. I also encourage you to tip in advance and to go back to the nice waitress you stiffed and give her $1000 or so and naked photos of your husband.

This is just gross.....


Cisco and Pari$ together greasin it up.....

off of US Weekly:

It looks like Paris Hilton's post-prison "new leaf" is one you can smoke. Out at Guy's nightclub in West Hollywood on July 24, Hilton and Mischa Barton's ex Cisco Adler sang karaoke, made out and got high.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn't get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler's vodka tonics throughout the night. Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend's birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton's side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club. As the 4 Non Blondes song "What's Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus' "what's going on" lyric with "let's smoke a bowl!"

Though they were cuddly inside, Hilton and Adler left at 2:30 a.m. in different cars.
The night of debauchery comes just a month after Hilton brazenly told Larry King that she's never done drugs.

Hilton's rep Michael Sitrick tells Usmagazine.com, "Paris absolutely did not smoke pot Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, as I understand was reported. That report is false."

The rep doesn't, however, deny her, uh, lip-locking with Cisco Adler. "She was with Cisco Tuesday night/Wednesday morning," he says.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Britney's OK! interview a disaster!


off of TMZ:

TMZ has learned that Britney's self-arranged photo shoot and interview with OK! Magazine was a complete disaster. We're told that the photos are so bad, execs at the magazine are, at this moment, trying to decide whether to report what actually happened -- or sanitize the truth to protect the pop trainwreck.

According to multiple sources, Britney's behavior during the interview was "nothing less than a meltdown." She was, according to our sources, "completely out of it" during the shoot. The photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career." Apparently, Brit Brit's eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead. Her mood, we're told, was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks our source says, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her. Out of control y'all!

We've also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. We're told after she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Yuck! One of her dogs also needed some assistance in the housebreaking department. Our on-set spy says that the dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used (what else?) -- a Chanel dress to clean it up! How trashtastic! As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We've learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn't havin' none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her "skanky friends" to do her hair and makeup.

No wonder she always looks so fantastic!And if you're wondering where her mom/publicist/lawyer/friend/ANYONE was to help her out, we're told that even her cousin Alli (who until recently was working as her personal assistant) couldn't deal, and is "done" with Miss Spears.

We'll see when OK! hits the stands this week -- if they actually have the balls to print the truth about what happened. We're guessing they don't!A call to Brit's rep was not immediately returned.

A rep for OK! would not discuss the upcoming issue.

WOW.


Kim K. really does deserve to hang out with the likes of Pari$ite!

off of what would tyler durden do?

Kim Kardashian and her diseased womb walked the red carpet Saturday night at a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation, and I'll trust you to use your own creative profanity here, but if it doesn't sound like "selfish" and "attention" and "whore", you should probably start over. Lets do some quick math:

Kim Kardashian is the daughter of Robert Kardashian. Robert Kardashain was the attorney for OJ Simpson, who helped Simpson get away with murder after he came within an inch of chopping off Nicole Browns head.

This is maybe the most selfish thing I've ever seen. The only way it could be any more despicable is if she got Chris Benoit to baby-sit while she went out or she came dressed as a ghost.