O I Hope So!!!

Han Solo has been with his lady for quite a while! from SFGate:

Harrison Ford is reportedly set to wed his longtime girlfriend Calista Flockhart, according to reports.

The couple, who have been dating since 2002, became engaged on April 1, 2007, and are now ready to walk down the aisle after reportedly applying for a marriage license in the town of Jackson Hole, Wyo., where they own a home.

New York Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams writes, "Jackson Hole bigmouths swear Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart took blood tests and got licenses so (it) could be they already are, or soon will be, filing joint returns."

Flockhart, 44, has a son, Liam, whom she adopted in 2001, while Ford, 66, has four children -- two adult sons with first wife Mary Marquardt, and a son and daughter from his second marriage to Melissa Mathison.

From TMZ

Rihanna's battered photo

Dee-lite

Groove is in the Heart for your weekend pleasure!

Ellen and Portia to have a baby

Well, Portia's not working or doing jack right now anyway, so why not? From digital spy:

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi are planning to have a baby, it has been claimed.

The couple are said to be undergoing in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) treatment in a bid to have a biological child together, Star reports.

A source told the magazine: "They would love a boy. But would truly be happy with any healthy baby.

"[De Rossi] is prepared to go through [IVF] ten times if she has to. Whatever it takes to get pregnant, she'll do it.

"Ellen and Portia are mad about each other and having a child together will only strengthen their bond."

The source added that Arrested Development star De Rossi has changed her eating habits in the hope of gaining weight before she starts the treatment.

DeGeneres and De Rossi married last year in a ceremony at their Beverly Hills home.

Katy Perry pukes

I know, I know, like you care.....but she hurled instead of kissing a girl. from Holy Moly!

Faux-controversial pop star Katy Perry might have picked up a Brit last night for Best International Female, but the poor lamb yakked her guts up after receiving the award.

She had complained in her acceptance speech that she wasn't feeling very well and, as soon as she got off stage, threw up.

Far be it from us to suggest that this is exactly how every viewer reacted when she got the award. Actually, fuck it - Katy, your vomiting was nothing compared to the tidal wave of spew that crashed towards every TV screen in the country last night. So think on.

Michael Phelps Cleared!

Hurray! Now let him get back to his endorsements, training for the next Olympics and obligated parties, as nature intended.

from Gawker.com:

Swimming champion and amateur bud enthusiast Michael Phelps will not face charges stemming from the infamous bong picture that recently surfaced. Eight of his fellow partygoers, previously arrested for possession, have been cleared.

The Richland County (SC) sheriff who arrested the revelers has said that "we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party." A party during which Phelps and friends got blazed and then some narc took a picture. So justice has been done, except for whoever took that photo.

Sick of this yet?

Chris & Rihanna just need to get over each other so we can go on with other gossip!! From digital spy:

Rex Features

Rihanna has decided to end her relationship with Chris Brown following their alleged altercation last weekend, according to a report.

Brown was arrested on February 8 amid claims that he had turned violent in an argument with the 'Disturbia' singer.

The News Of The World has now suggested that Rihanna considered taking Brown back following the incident, but changed her mind following discussions with her family and close friends.

An insider revealed: "Rihanna really did think that Chris was the love of her life. But when everyone started to question their relationship, she burst into tears and reluctantly agreed that they were right. She just can’t believe it's ended this way."

Brown's father recently insisted that the R&B star is "very remorseful", but warned that there are "two sides to every story".