Friday, December 14, 2007

Piece of Me

ok, it's well past the time that they promised to make this available on 20/20 (11:01/9:01 where I am) and still waiting!!!! Must be 10:01 here when it runs. Yes, Britney, we all want a piece of you. Whatever. If it weren't for the fans, you wouldn't have your $700,000.00 per month salary.

BTW, 20/20 is a bunch of liars, they did not run the new "Piece of Me" video!!!

Britney's new video!



for my international friends, follow this link to see the new video:
http://www.britney.com/videos

All to be taken seriously!!!


I'm trying really hard to not laugh as I post this but it's hard not to!!!! What does a girl do who is desperate for attention, has the IQ of a gnat and has her career in the toilet, floating along ready to flush? She goes naked, claiming that she wants to be taken seriously!!! Why not be taken seriously by not acting like a retarded broom?

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Jessica Simpson to go nude for credibility

Newlyweds star Jessica Simpson is so desperate to be taken seriously as an actress that she’s considering a role that requires stripping off.

A source close to the actress Jessica Simpson (don’t laugh!) has claimed she is to agree to full frontal nude scenes if it means she’ll be taken seriously in the industry. "Jessica’s in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.” The insider claimed. “The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Way to go Jess, stripping off all your clothes always ensures people will take you seriously!

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maybe she could play Lips in the movie version of America's Most Smartest Model...."name things that are round." "Balls, tires, cherries, balloons"






Thursday, December 13, 2007

Too Easy.....

that's what they all said!!! from handbag gossip:

Sex kept Will Smith off drugs

Men In black star Will Smith has credited sex with keeping off drugs.

David Beckham’s main rival to being Tom Cruise’s best friend has explained what he’s used to manage to steer clear of drugs throughout his long career – sex. The 39 year old star confessed, “Through my teenage years I was too focused on sex to even think about any other vices.” Not sure that makes you any different to every other single teenage boy ever though Will.

But he also admitted he hasn’t changed a dot. “I’m much the same now. No drugs and only the occasional drink.”


***no doubt after getting banged in the ass all he wants to do is take a nap!***

Posh's robotits gone?

from handbag gossip:

Victoria Beckham says goodbye to her boobs

Reports are surfacing that Victoria Beckham has had her breast implants removed…

According to sources close to the star, Victoria was worried about her boobs falling out during her dance routines with the Spice Girls, and decided to have her ample implants removed to avoid any little accidents.

"There is speculation she had her implants taken out for the tour so she can fit into the costumes without the risk of them falling out during some of the more energetic routines," said the Spice Girls mole.

That's all very well, but what we want to know is will they be stuffed back in once the reunion is over, or have we really seen the last of Posh's concave cleavage?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

And Tina Turner Rejoiced...

from foxnews:

SAN DIEGO — Ike Turner, whose role as one of rock's critical architects was overshadowed by his ogre-like image as the man who brutally abused former wife and rock icon Tina Turner, died Wednesday at his home in suburban San Diego. He was 76.

"He did pass away this morning" at his home in San Marcos, in northern San Diego County, said Scott M. Hanover of Thrill
Entertainment Group, which managed Turner's musical career.

There was no immediate word on the cause of death, which was first reported by celebrity Web site TMZ.com.

a little cash on the way?

from foxnews:

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her representative told People magazine.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," her rep, Brad Cafarelli, told People.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of "The Fantastic Four," on which Warren was a director's assistant, People reported.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing on Sunday, People said.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Lainey BI reveal!




Lainey reveals her own BI.

PPS. It’s not Courteney Cox who's backstabbing Jennifer Aniston.

Secrets from the BFF

Old gossip now leaking, courtesy of her BFF – in whose chair she sat after her split, receiving therapy and getting pretty at the same time. That’s what friends are for.

Only lately her BFF is getting tired of her attitude problem – friendship is apparently on her terms and the BFF is treated alternately as servant and confidante. So since the BFF can be as catty as they come, secrets are starting seep, shedding light on several mysteries, including weight, children, and heartbreak, all pointing to one cause.

Male hormones???

According to the BFF, she took male hormones as a way to stay thin. As a result, she miscarried at least once, which is what resulted in the big break – she lost love because she was obsessed with being skinny…so says the BFF. The BFF also confirms that she has since stopped, which is why her body is back to lovely.

Still…her reputation, or her looks for that matter, won’t be lovely for long if BFF keeps yapping. In many ways, in one very critical way, she needs her buddy more than her buddy needs her.

oh yeah, in case you forgot about these two....


Suicide watch! Somebody lock down Jessica! No carbs or guns for a month! Fox News is reporting Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are gettin’ married this weekend in the Bahamas. Yeah heh heh. Back to Jessica slittin’ her wrists…(from gossip rocks)

*Rolls Eyes*

not that he's gay or anything.....from handbag gossip:

Jordan’s husband Peter Andre has admitted that he used to have a crush on Boy George.

Peter AndreWhat with spilling the beans on their sex life and comparing his manhood to Sky+ remotes you’d think Peter Andre was getting enough cringe worthy public embarrassment from his wife Jordan without having to add to it himself. Wrong! Peter admitted this week that he had a crush on Boy George, explaining how when he first saw the singer, who’s currently facing charges for wrongful imprisonment, he thought, “She is hot. I thought I was going to marry this woman.” Someone needs to explain to this couple that it’s okay, advised even, to think things through before blurting them out.