Some CDAN Blind Item reveals!

Enty promised reveals on July 4th, I'm putting a few of the more interesting ones here:

You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.

A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.

Keanu Reeves

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Judging by the way this formerly married male singer with a reality television past was being mobbed by D list women you would think his current long term relationship was over. Judging by the amount of phone numbers he collected from said women, it very well could be.

Nick Lachey

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This A list actor's daughter was recently spotted by dad making out and groping some random guy in a corner of a bar. Dad went over and scared the guy off. Not to be outdone, the daughter got back at the dad by repeatedly walking up to him and crying whenever he was engaged in conversation with another woman.

Rumer Willis/Bruce Willis

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This must have happened about six months ago now. Chicago. In one corner you have a B list actor. Married. For now. A list name recognition. How about A+ name recognition. Anyway, our actor was in town doing some press, making some friends, drinking a little bit. Hey just because it is a kindness doesn't mean that it is going to be lovely dovey. He shouldn't, but he does. So, our actor befriended a few of the waitresses at this particular establishment. One of them came up to him and was talking about how some guy had ordered Cristal or something for his girlfriend for their six month anniversary or something and he then realized he had left his wallet at home. Our actor told the waitress to say that the manager had picked up the bill and our actor paid it. Our actor had such a good time doing that nice thing that he decided to pick up every tab in the place that night. He didn't announce it or scream it because then everyone would have just ordered and ordered. Instead, he spoke with the manager and as each person settled their bill they were told it was on the house and thanks for being such a good customer when instead each tab was actually paid for by the actor. Final bill? About $10,000. Plus tip. He is always a good tipper.

Ben Affleck

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This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

Lindsay Lohan

Madonna the homewrecker?

I'm not sure if I should laugh at how funny it is or just sigh because Madonna has never really changed...from digital spy:

By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Madonna has been accused of "stealing" US baseball star Alex Rodriguez from his wife of five years.

Cynthia Rodriguez was reportedly furious when she found a letter that the sportsman had written to Madonna, which said: "You're my soulmate." She is said to be convinced that the Queen of Pop influenced her husband after introducing him to the Kabbalah religion.

According to The Mirror today, Cynthia told a friend: "He was having an affair with her."

She added: "I feel like Madonna's using mind control over him. I don't recognise the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."

Rodriguez's friend told the newspaper: "This all started with Kabbalah. Alex told Cynthia that he'd been looking for his soulmate. And now, he said, he'd found her. Cynthia also said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna 'You are my true soulmate.' She is very upset as you may imagine but she still loves her husband."

Cynthia, who gave birth to her second child with Alex ten weeks ago, has now travelled to Paris, where she is staying with close friend Lenny Kravitz. She is reportedly planning a divorce.

The latest revelations follow press rumours that Madonna is planning to split from her husband Guy Ritchie.

Her publicist Liz Rosenberg has insisted that there is no romance between Madonna and Alex, who plays for the New York Yankees.

She said: "Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."

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BUSTED!!

Has Madonna been doin the nasty with A-Rod? Why should a leopard change its spots?

from ONTD:

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia — who has been staying at Lenny Kravitz's Paris home since Tuesday — has strong suspicions about her estranged husband's friendship with Madonna, a source tells Usmagazine.com.

"She doesn't believe they are just friends," an insider tells Us.

"Something deeply suspicious is happening," the source adds. "Cynthia did leave because she is sure this is all true."

Cynthia, 34, and Alex Rodriguez, 32, split after "three months of problems," the New York Daily News reported Wednesday.

The final straw in their relationship? Us Weekly's revelation that A-Rod had been making late night visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment, which the magazine reports in its new issue, on newsstands now.

Usmagazine.comalso reported on Tuesday that A-Rod may have even visited Madonna shortly after Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter in April.

Thursday, a source confirmed to Us: "Alex literally left 10 minutes after the baby was born, and then was at Madonna's. It's true. It's crazy."While the New York Post reports that Cynthia was spotted outside of Kravitz's Paris home as late as Tuesday, Kravitz has denied a role in A-Rod's marriage drama.

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," he tells Usmagazine.com in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true. Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl."

Kravitz and Madonna were also romantically linked when they collaborated on her 1990 song "Justify My Love." Kravitz, Madonna and A-Rod all have the same manager: Guy Oseary.

Britney still playing with Adnan?

So his paparazzi company picked him back up and started paying him again to see Britney?

from gossip rocks:

Brit Brit just can't stay away from Adnan's irresistible landing strip. TMZ claims that Brit Brit and Adnan have been meeting on the down low at her Beef Jerky Palace. A source said they have also been texting back and forth. Text sexy times! Brit probably texts, "yo knows yo wanna rub dat lanin strip aginst mah hairy azz cheeks."

Daddy Spears is not happy about Brit Brit and Adnan bumping bushes and is trying to stop them from seeing each other. They are a modern day Romeo and Juliet. Doucheo and Frappilet: Cheeto-crossed lovers.

Brit Brit's doctor also told Daddy Spears that it's probably not such a good thing for her to be hanging out with Adnan and his moobs again. DUH! Is Brit Brit being treated by Dr. Obvious?

Liv Tyler reuniting with estranged hubby?

from janet charlton's hollywood:

Liv Tyler separated from her musician husband Royston Langdon because she was tired of being the breadwinner and felt like she had all the responsibility in the relationship. We hear that after weeks of being single, she realized it wasn't that much fun and wants to give their marriage another try. She missed her husband. Their little boy Milo is happy too. So are we.

80's Blast from the Past!

Human League and Fascination!




I miss the eighties....overdressing in black with high heels.....I sooo miss it!

OK, all...

I've had a shit day and I am making it my mission to find a new job ASAP....It is such bullshit what I have to put up with!!!! So since I had to suffer, you must suffer with me!!!

Here's Dethklok with their Duncan Hills coffee jingle:



Ok....I apologize for being a ToonHead. But It was a pretty crappy day.

Pete Doherty

Here's his youtube link...

http://www.youtube.com/user/1waytikt2tickletown

Be sure to check out Bohemian love, a song he just posted recently, which has a lot of hidden love messages for Kate Moss, his old girlfriend. It's really sad that he really is very talnted and writes good music but drugs himself up so badly. He's endearing yet impossibly fucked up.

Dethklok Love

If you havn't seen Metalocalypse(?) on adult swim, you are missing something! They totally make fun of death metal but at the same time, they are pretty good at it! Created by Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha (Home movies, you may remember that show, i still enjoy it), the band is made up but in totally irony, an album has been released and they are on tour this summer! Anyhow, after reading a few of their interviews, you can make dreams come true.....it gives me hope that I could still be an extra in a movie someday playing a zombie, I always thought that would be the coolest cuz I could totally show up hungover and STILL play the role with no problem....And it alos gives me vague hope of being a voiceover actress! Because that would just ROCK! It would be ther greatest to just be able to wear jeans and not care about makeup at all and just voice act. Totally cool. So anyway, check out the show, it's fun!