Monday, December 31, 2012

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013

Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 20 2012

I'm just going to leave this here

Know who this is for?  Her name is Brenda Ann Spencer.  She is in prison for life for shooting two people and injuring eight others at an elementary school.  She did this when she was 16 years old.  Read about her here.

And let us not forget the Watchtower shooting

Update:  Funny how everyone has forgotten the shooting in Norway last year with 77 schoolchildren killed and 242 injured.  That was NORWAY people, not the United States

Also, here's a handy dandy brief history of mass shootings.  It goes back much earlier than you would think, try 1891 or even 1764.  These were not isolated to the U.S. either.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 12 2012

Happy 12/12/12 Syclers!!!

Imagine my shock....Madonna's tour sold better than Gaga's


Johnny Depp as Tonto.....Good idea or tasteless?

Here's a blind item for you
[Blind Gossip] This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.
There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.
The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.
America’s Good Girl:
America’s Biggest Jerk:
Spin's guess: Taylor Swift

Monday, December 3, 2012

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Monday, November 12, 2012

Spin Sycle Hiatus

I'm tired, Syclers.  Very tired.  I'm going to take a break for a little bit.  Don't be sad, it's not forever.  Just need to recharge.

Be sure to follow me on Facebook  (Spin Sycle) and Twitter (@Spin_Sycle)

Friday, November 2, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Another weekend already, Syclers?

Lady Gaga is just high as fuck. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

Mila Kunis is having Ashton Kutcher's baby??  Wow. Not surprising though, I think we all knew deep down that they were going to be together.

Blind items!
[Blind Gossip] He is her fiancĂ© in name only. He is really her employee. He is paid a very handsome salary to keep her in sight at all times so that there is no chance for slippage (alcohol, dr*gs, unseemly friends). He takes his job seriously, but even he gets frustrated with having to spend so much time with her. He thinks she is incredibly immature, and snickers behind her back about how dumb she is. Neither of them is happy about the arrangement, but for now, it’s necessary.

Although you see her with their kids constantly, you don’t see him with the kids more than once a month… and he rarely looks happy about it. Lately though, he’s everywhere with them, and each moment has been captured on film. Why the sudden change?
It’s all because of his famous ex. Given that he and his ex haven’t worked together in years, and given that he’s married, you would think that he’d be smart enough to stop talking about the ex. Nope. He’s been flapping his gums lately about how he’s been keeping in touch with her, and that has really ticked off his wife!
So, even though he has a project to promote, he is now spending much of his time doing penance in the form of family outings: to the park, to the store, to the restaurant, to kiddy-friendly activities. Plus a romantic vacation with his wife.
For each of these outings, the paparazzi are notified in advance, and each outing is captured on film with him posing as the dutiful father and husband. Well, except for the fact that he still looks absolutely miserable. We’d be willing to bet that, as a result of all this fun and togetherness, instances of him talking about his ex will be dramatically decreased in the future.
Husband’s Ex:

Here is No Doubt's latest, Looking Hot:

Monday, October 29, 2012

Spin Sycle: Hurricane Sandy Edition

For all you Eastcoasters, take care!  This is for you:

A couple of tips you may not have heard about: fill up your bathtub with water.  There's no nice way to put this, you're going to have to go to the bathroom and in the storm you'll lose water pressure.  You'll use the bathtub water to pour into the toilet to flush.

Also, be aware that when you lose power that you won't be able to make phone calls, either land line or cell phone.  You will be able to communicate by text though.

I survived Hurricane Ike, so I pass this info along to you.  Stay safe!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Spin Scyle for Monday, October 29 2012

Somebody explain to me WTF this is:

Kim Kardashian hosts the 2nd Annual Midori Green Halloween Party on Saturday, Oct. 27, 2012 in New York. (Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP)

Seriously, WTF?  I'm giving Kanye West the official Spin Sycle Troll of the Decade award for pulling of the best trolling done on another human being, that being making Kim Kardashian a laughing stock of style.  Now I am confused as to whether I want to kiss him for his work or kick him for being an asshole.  Here's some more of his stylishness for this AW.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  Be sure to check back, there may be updates all weekend!  Also, don't forget to follow me on FaceBook..... Spin Sycle

Great, Taylor Swift will be making another crappy song about a breakup

Lindsay Lohan's publicist finally walked away from the crazy

Funny, I thought Jessica Simpson's parents were already divorced

Why, Adam Corolla, Why???

Here's a lovely Blind Item for you:

[Blind Gossip] She is pregnant! No, they haven’t announced it yet. She looks great, but she isn’t showing.

No, we don’t know if she got pregnant before or after. The timing is interesting, though. Just a few months ago, he told his friends thatalthough they got along, he really didn’t see her as the girl he wanted to marry.
Did she know that? His friends think she did… and planned the pregnancy to force the marriage issue. They think she knows how important family is to them, and that this was all a grand manipulation on her part. If not for the pregnancy, they think he would have made a different choice.
In any case, it’s a good thing that they both love kids. Their first one will arrive the middle of next year.
Enjoy 2NE1  with I love you:

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, October 25 2012

Come share some wine with me, Syclers!!

I like Britney's father more and more

So it seems Papa Joe is out and has a guess is that he's always been jealous that Jessica has those Tig ol' bitties

Are Justin and Jessica assholes?

here's your LOL for the day:

Monday, October 22, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday October 22 2012

Hey Syclers!  Coffee is brewing, let's get on the gossip!!

In case you have not heard, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married in Italy!  Start your pools as to how long you think this will last.

Will Lindsay Lohan end up under a conservatorship?  I hope it would be under a third party and not one of her useless parents.

Fake relationship is fake, will Kanye troll us all and marry Kim Kardashian?

According to Sandra Rose and the Panache report, Rihanna might be having Chris Brown's baby.  An Announcement to be made soon?  Now I know I said I put a ban on these two, but this is pretty huge if it's true.

Adele gave birth to a boy

Blue Ivy cannot be trademarked.

NEWS FLASH: Kristen Stewart actually smiles

Don't forget to follow me on FaceBook!   Spin Sycle

Here is the funkiest song that ever did funk:

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Spin Sycle exclusive for Saturday, 10-13-2012

This image has been on Spike TV for about four hours now.  Check your TV to see if Orgasm Woman is in your area and let me know if spike TV is trolling!!

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 12 2012

How you doing, Syclers??  Looking forward to the weekend?

Why is Ben Affleck still emailing Jennifer Lopez?

Lohan trainwreck is a trainwreck.

Nelly, don't bring that sh*t to Texas

Uma Thurman doing porn?

Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina is engaged.  wtf.

Blind item reveal!!

BuzzFoto – These two exes who recently started talking again secretly after about 6-7 years of silence, are still playing emotional games with one another.
They both have others in their lives, and their successes mirror one another’s, but because the male was hurt by the breakup, he purposely waits weeks in between responding back to her emails and phone calls. Our source says he is either scared or trying to see how much power he has over her. We think it’s just a little silly and immature.
We’re not sure what the recent contact is all about for the two, but we hope it means teaming up professionally again. The two could be unstoppable!
No one from the Jennifer Aniston situation.
It’s Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake! Source: BuzzFoto
Awww! Weren’t they the cutest couple ever? A lot has transpired since this photo was taken: Marriages, divorces, children, concert tours, albums, films, dicks in boxes, breakdowns, and comebacks.
Both are now engaged to other people. Britney is engaged to her former agent, Jason Trawick. Justin is engaged to actress Jessica Biel

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Spin Sycle for October 05 2012

How are you, Syclers?

Read this: This is the last time I shall mention Rihanna or Chris Brown, since they are back together and Rihanna has decided she wants to be beat to death.  I shall not mention them, they are dead to me.  The only time I shall lift this ban is in the event of Chris actually beating Rihanna to death.  I am done with them. No more support or mention from me. (MTO)

Chelsea Clinton wants meaning in her life.  Bitch, become a doctor, midwife, teacher or women's advocate.  You have to think of someone else, you know.

How stupid is Amber Rose?

No, Jessica Simpson is going to milk Weight Watchers for all she can.

Enjoy Adele's Skyfall (new James Bond theme)

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, Sept. 27 2012

What's up, Syclers!!

Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger?  Let them!  They deserve each other!  

Tom Cruise leaving $cientology? If only this were true.

I think Russell Brand is trying to say that they were just too different.

I think Ke$ha is high all the time

The Internet thinks Beyonce is pregnant again.

Here's Rihanna's latest, Diamonds:

Monday, September 10, 2012

Spin Sycle

Hey Syclers, what's going on!!

Ryan Reynolds married Blake Lively over the weekend.  WOW, Surprise!  They might just work.

If media jackasses would quit it with Prince Harry, then maybe this crap wouldn't be out there

Kanye West is the Ultimate Troll, ever.

Eurythmics reunion?  MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!

get your GoT fix:

Friday, September 7, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Here's the real version of Gangnam Style

Love is dead, we have no hope

Wonder Woman to come back to TV

Beyonce really doesn't like Kim K

I'm distraught over Amy and Will.....a few drinks over the weekend ought to help

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, August 30 2012

Are you ready for some shit, Syclers?  Are you ready?

Holly Madison is to become the MILF she always wanted to be.She isn't having Hef's baby, but she's having a baby.

Kris Humphries wants us all to know that he does not burn.  (Herpes)

Courtney Stodden wants us to believe that she turns 18 today *cough* and is ready for porn

Charlie Sheen is Winning:  Anger Management gets order for 90 episodes.  I have watched this and it's not bad.  Spin recommends.

[Blind Gossip] This bachelor is quite the catch. He is handsome, talented, and always has his pick of the best projects and the most beautiful women. While he always seemed content dating the same type of girl over and over again (even sometimes going back to the same girl more than once), it looks like he is ready to pop the question! He is quietly having a mind-bending engagement ring made for the lucky lady, and will propose before the end of the year.

*Leo DiCaprio*

Enjoy No Doubt's new track Push and Shove

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Spin Sycle for Thursday, August 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

This gets top spot for it's awesomeness and for making me laugh.  Also, "tittie sprinkles"

Seriously, do people still care about the whole Kristen Stewart thing?

Yawn, Avril Lavigne is engaged, not Adam Levine.  Got it?

Taylor Swift is a dick

Relax, the weekend is coming!

Monday, August 20, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday, August 13 2012

Beware Monday the 13th, Syclers!!

So is Jennifer Aniston finally happy?  Has she gotten what she wanted?

Actually, I like Miley's new hair.  She's at the right age for this sort of thing and she's trying to distance herself from her younger image.  Spin approves.

Crystal Harris must be broke, went crawling back to Hef

Funny Animal Gifs - Animal Gifs: HANG TEN, DUUUUUDE
see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, I've been caught up in Olympimania and before I get too trashed, here's what's happening:

Geek hearts everywhere are broken when David Duchovny's rep says that Mulder and Scully are not happening IRL

Jada Pinkett Smith is sick of your shit about a divorce happening

Rihanna, honey, your best friend doesn't beat the crap out of you.  Learn.  Also. Rihanna is stupid

Using the Olympics as a distraction, Brad & Angie may get married this weekend

Good luck with that, ya midget

Kim Kardashian feels the press of time, wants Kanye's babies

Experience LaStephy need this in your life

Friday, July 27, 2012

Spin Sycle Olympics Edition!!!

Here's the U.S. Swim Team with Call Me Maybe!!!

I missed opening ceremonies, sorry, gotta pay the rent!!!

But let's see what's up

The Jackson family seriously needs its own reality show.  I'd watch.

Lady Gaga to be in a movie.  It's all she has left.

Yay!  It's Olympics time!!!


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Spin Sycle OMG Edition

Hey Syclers!  Lots of drama with Robert and Kristen, formerly known as KStew

First off, let's be clear: Kristen Stewart says she never had sex with Rupert Sanders.  You believe her, right?

Robert is said to be devastated and is moving his stuff out of their house.  WTF?   Ididn't think they were a couple, right?

But Kristen is sure she'll get her man Rob back.  So they were a thing after all?  Well honey, YA DUN GOOFED.  It might be over.

But Spin has to this all a publicity stunt?

BuzzFoto – We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually [anything] but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their careers. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. Not Chace Crawford.
rob pattinson and kristen stewartSOLVED!

It’s Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Source: BuzzFoto
Boy, these Twilight kids are stealing all the press right now  from every other wannabe and faux couple! The Twilight Twitterverse practically had a meltdown over the death of their beloved RobSten.
Kristen Stewart got caught sucking face with her married, twice-her-age Snow White director, Rupert Sanders. This guy was not only her director, but the husband of the actress who played Kristen’s mother in the film, Liberty Ross. Ewww.

The bottom line is that although the couple RobSten was a marketing fabrication, Rob and Kristen had become genuinely good friends. They had an agreement, they shared a house together, and she made him look bad. In private, Pattinson’s not about to put up with this embarrassment. But he’s going to have to in public! It sure will make for an interesting dynamic when they have to promote Twilight: Breaking Up a Marriage later this year. Will they really be able to pull off a realistic faking of a reconciliation of a faux relationship when the really big bucks are at stake? That last sentence just hurt my brain. The point here is that you shouldn’t believe anything this couple tells you about their relationship in the future. This is about money and legal contracts and movie marketing and the destruction of a friendship, and not about the destruction of a real couple. Well, except for the Sanders couple, of course.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 25 2012

I'm very tired, Syclers.  tired tired tired.

Her iPhone Makes Us Grin

BlindGossip – A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this b-list TV and movie actress’s car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story.
Of course, she doesn’t want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband – nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband – so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin.
It’s Katie Holmes!
The name on the iPhone was that of her ex-boyfriend Chris Klein. We now know that at the time this item was originally published, Chris was in rehab at Cirque Lodge.
Katie Homes and Chris Klein were engaged to be married. Just six weeks after ending their relationship, Katie began dating Tom Cruise.
UsMagazine recently ran an article about Chris:
Katie Holmes’ Hunky Ex Chris Klein Steps Out
Back in the early aughts, Katie Holmes only had eyes for one Hollywood hunk: Chris Klein.
Now 33, the American Pie actor — now appearing on FX’s hit show Wilfred with Elijah Wood — stepped out in Los Angeles last week. Casual in a deep-V neck shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, Klein (who successfully completed a rehab program in 2010) looked hunkier than ever.
This past Saturday, Klein was spotted in the Big Apple — having dinner with pals at hotspot Catch.
As it happens, this was also the first time Klein has been photographed in the midst of his former fiancee’s global-headline-making split from Tom Cruise.
Klein and Holmes, now 33, met in 2000 and got engaged in late 2003. They called off their engagement and their relationship in March 2005. Just a few months later, Holmes and Cruise, now 50, embarked on an epic romance; in November 2006, the couple (parents to newborn Suri, now 6) married in Italy.
Chris lives in Los Angeles and works in Los Angeles but he has been spending lots of time New York City recently. Lots.

When they say "it's not about the money" then IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY
Christian Bale is forgiven of any previous wrong-doing.
Let's make fun of Angry Scottish People!

Friday, July 20, 2012

Spin Sycle weekend

I am so sick of the collective orgasm that the media is having about the BatMan shootings.  All Fucking Day. Unneccesary.  They are just having a sensationalistic orgy over it all.  Media whores everywhere. Stop.  "If it bleeds, it leads"

The discussion that needs to be happening here is greater funding for mental illness.  There needs to be much better treatment and more funds available.  This is the rational discussion that needs to happen.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Spin Scyle for Friday, July 20 2012

What would you do if you were being bullied at work, Syclers?  tell me in the comments below

Here's an anthem to my youth:

Seems Tom Cruise may already have wife #4 picked out, she's perfect: A $citard princess, unknown actress and 26 years old.  VIVA la 5 year contract!!

Somehow I didn't realize that Seth Rogen was married.  Go figure.

Boycott Chik-Fil-A (I don't eat there anyway)

What teenage girl isn't embarrassed by her mother?  it's ok Lourdes, you're no different than anyone else, even your mother.

I love Suri's Burn book

Jessica Simpson is losing one pound per week

Blind item!
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way – and continues to refuse to go to rehab – insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 19 2012

Ready for Sycle time?

Let's start with a blind item:
BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.
Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her phone conversations were being tapped and that her child/ren were being followed, so she quietly consulted with another former member of the group (who is also an entertainer and Mom concerned about the safety of her kid/s). After their talk, the actress got new phones and hired new bodyguards to protect herself and her child/ren.
We don’t know if she has talked to her best friend – who is still a member of the group – about her decision.
Best Friend:

Paris Jackson calls Randy Jackson out publicly

Here's Beyonce with Blue Ivy.  Please tell me that poor girl doesn't favor her father

Madonna will not be going down under

Is Katie Holmes seeing Chris Klein again?

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 18 2012

What's up, Syclers?  Having fun?

I think we all already knew that Katy Perry was a walking load of ass pain

Tom gets to see Suri for a bit

EWW Michael Lohan has reproduced again

[Celebzter] So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.

There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?
But while we can 100 per cent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.
As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”
And an ex-girlfriend backed this up , previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood
*Spin's guess - Ed Norton*

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Spin Sycle Birthday Edition!

One more year down, Syclers!  One more year closer to death

Lainey compares Tom Cruise to Chris Brown.  Really.

Katie Holmes is truly clever

Suri Cruise is now Scout?

Remember Kendra Wilkinson? She wants your attention by trying for another baby with Hank

Penelope Cruz is pregnant again?

I'm off to get shitfaced for my cake day, enjoy!

Monday, July 9, 2012

Spin Sycle Free Katie Edition!

Hey Syclers, looks like Katie won the Game of Tom!!

They've already reached a settlement

Seems Katie used the $citards own strategy of "Attack, don't defend" to get her way.  It was super effective!!

Katie even got primary custody of Suri!  I'm going to go out on a limb here that Tom gave Katie whatever she wanted so she wouldn't spill beans.

[BlindGossip] When the person who appears to have the power in a relationship backs down quickly in a dispute, you know that there have to be some compelling reasons why. Although all the talk up to this point has been about his involvement with a powerful group, there were actually three other reasons he settled so quickly.
Here are the three reasons: 1. His very personal relationship with a professional athlete. 2. His very personal relationship with a musician. 3. His very personal relationship with a famous actor.
She was ready and willing to expose all three relationships to get what she wanted. The scandal of having these three famous people deposed by attorneys about their sexual relationships would have destroyed all four men. So, he gave her the thing she wanted most so that his biggest secret could remain a secret.
Good for you , Katie! This is for you:

Monday, July 2, 2012

Spin Sycle Special Edition!

KatieGate 2012!!

Seems C of $ is having a defector meltdown!  Katie really did time her escape well!  I wonder if these people planned together.  I wonder if Nicole Kidman or Lisa Marie Presley will help her.

Tom Cruise might be stupid.  What do you think?  Tell me in the comments!


A Chip in Her Pocket for The Trial

SOLVED! (Partially)
BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is close to a final agreement over how everything – including the child/ren – is going to be divided in the divorce. However, the wife’s legal team is having her keep one chip in her pocket for the divorce trial. If the husband’s team tries any last-minute maneuvering, the wife is not afraid to reveal an incident where she (along with their child/ren) caught her husband in bed with a family friend of theirs. The friend is a professional athlete. In case you’ve been wondering why the couples rarely get together for more than an hour and a photo op – this is the reason.
It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source:
Was “I promise to look the other way while my spouse entertains guests in bed” part of their marriage vows or part of their contract?
Sigh. What a mess. Let’s remember the happier days. Here’s Katie’s first day of voluntary servitude:
We’re not quite ready to name the family friend. It could have been a male or a female athlete. Suffice it to say that witnessing such an event must have felt like a real kick in stomach to Katie.

Oh yeah, Anderson Cooper came out, if you didn't know already

Friday, June 29, 2012

Spin Sycle BIG WEEKEND July 2012

Hey Syclers!!  There's gonna be a lotta updates happening, ok?  it's like the gossip world exploded!  My gossipin' fangs have popped out, my gossip lust is strong and must be fed!!

If you haven't heard, Tom Cruise has lost his beard Katie Holmes, maybe due her contract being up.  rumors, rumors, rumors!!  Will she get primary custody?  Will there be a huge fight?  Did she catch Tom in the act?  WHAT HAPPENED!!! WILL TOM AND JOHN EVER HAVE FOOT MASSAGES TOGETHER??


The Five Year Mark

[BlindGossip] They have passed the five-year point, so the marriage is over! They are living separately, their public appearances as a couple are down to once or twice a month (tops), and any time together is as much about keeping the child/ren connected to the whole family as it is to be seen together for the paparazzi.
Here’s the timing for the announcement of the split: He has two big projects this year. She has already agreed to chip in and help promote the first project with red carpet appearances and positive interview mentions. If that occurs (and we believe it will), the official split will be announced during the summer lull. If she takes an additional payout and waits until after the second release, the announcement will be made approximately New Years 2013.
Bloggers and members of the press are asked to properly credit and hyperlink to for this blind item. Thanks!
It’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes! Source:
The situation is exactly as we described to you back in April 2012:
1. The five-year contract is up
2. They were already living separately
3. Their public appearances were down to once or twice a month
4. The timing of the announcement is taking place after they have finished promoting the first big project (Rock of Ages)
5. The timing of the announcement is during the summer lull (Announcing on a Friday afternoon of a holiday weekend is also a nice touch)
She rejected the additional payout to stick around for the promotions for Jack Reacher. Katie Holmes is out of there!
More later! Your initial thoughts?

Adele is having a baby!  Spin is depressed.

stay tuned!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend post!!

Do you have any chocolate, Syclers??  I NEED CHOCOLATE!!

This is truly the best, most fabulous lawsuit ever filed

So JLo's boytoy is really teh ghey and is only in it for the $$?  color me shocked

So Lady Gaga has become fat

Shakira may be pregnant

how about some blind items for your weekend?

[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Who are they?

[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for theDaily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.
Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.
Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married tosomeone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children?” The friend replied: “That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too powerful, on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe of them.”
Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information.
There are several stars reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives.
Just about everyone in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming them for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there – ‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest.
This story has been rumbling along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated wives, this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation and keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows which side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his reckoning. And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first.
UPDATE: There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband ‘s family. Of course she is.
*Spin's guess - Goopie and Chris Martin*
[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided thather young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?
Younger Diva:
Older Diva:
Here's a great summer song:

Monday, June 18, 2012

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 

[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  It's finally rained a bit where I am!  What's up?

Miley Cyrus got engaged.  Commence shotgun wedding jokes now.

Is it time for Coco to start covering it up?

Sheryl Crow has a brain tumor.  I'm not kidding.

Yes, Drew Barrymore is pregnant.

The-Dream says it was all his fault.

OUCH! Lesbian divorce is painful

Perfect Summer song is Perfect:

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 23 2012

Whar Gossip, WAHR???  What is up, Syclers?  Not much going on , is there?

I saw the Avengers finally, and yes, you must go see it!  Perfect summer movie!  I am in love with Hawkeye.  Goopy Gwyneth was totally unnecessary, in my opinion.

See the cast of Game of Thrones in and out of character

Dog the Bounty Hunter finally cancelled  

Yes, Miley, we all know that sex is wonderful.  Welcome to the grownups club

Tom Hardy, if you are here, give us a sign!

Friday, May 18, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Having fun?

STFU and GTFO Sean Penn

Katie who?  Wasn't Tom supposed to make her a huge megastar?
[BlindGossip] This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.

But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said “Do you realize how much you’re p*ssing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life.
Sin City 2 comes out in October, 2013
I swear the Cof$ is behind all the Travolta crap.  Just come out, John, nobody is going to berate you for it.