*BARF*

I always thought the American dream was to work your way to the top, to make your own way and go as far as you could, not be born into wealth, be a spoiled bitch and then spit (figuratively) at everyone's face who doesn't have as much as you.

off of celebrity terrorist:

"I give people what they want. I am the embodiment of the American Dream."
- Paris Hilton, on cleary having no idea what the American Dream is.

Maybe she can binge with Mel!!!

off of celebrity terrorist:

Lazy Lohan has taken a break from partying and bingeing to actually do something constructive – she's buying a house.

The unmotivated actress, who's been squatting at LA's exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel, wants to get her own pad in Malibu. Call Mel Gibson's peeps, pronto -- there's a new addict in town!

Holy Vomit, Batman!!!

Judge for yourself.

Something just occurred to me....as i was surfing the web cuz i like to keep up on what's going on in the world....i was reading a couple of pro ana sites and even wikipedia and i got to thinkin...

look at that lohan tat on her back hip again and i don't think the red string she wears is an accident or necessarily kabbalah crap....in the anorexic world, a red bracelet, often red string, means you are a supporter of pro ana or anorexia and the tat may mean she's bulemic....'bella' and 'mia' are terms for bulemics....these are little clues that these girls use to find each other....much the same as gay men have their color system with bandanas and such....

lohan having (what did it say?) 'la bella vita' may be a reference to having a bulemic lifestyle!!!

*GACK* for the day

I hope the kikajou had its shots.

off of Hollywood Rag:


Paris Hilton’s Pet Cemetary

Paris Hilton has bought the plot next to Marilyn Monroe's grave to bury her pet goat.The 25-year-old has reportedly booked a plot in Hollywood's Pierce Bros Westwood Village Memorial Park next to her screen idol.

It is also alleged that she has booked a gospel choir to perform at a private funeral at Los Angeles' International Church of Christ.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "It's absolutely disgusting. Paris booked the plot for a 'Billy Hilton'."Everybody was very understanding because they presumed it was one of her relatives."But it has transpired that it's just an old goat.

Normal people are content to bury their pets in the garden and be done with it. But not Paris."This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals."It should be reserved for superstars."

Hollywood legends Truman Capote, Dean Martin and Jack Lemmon are also buried in the cemetery.Paris offended Marilyn fans last month when she told Britain's Guardian Weekend magazine: "I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana."And right now, I'm that icon."

The animal loving hotel heiress has many pets including two chihuahuas, a ferret, a monkey and a goat called Billy. On Tuesday, the heiress was biten by her pet kinkajou monkey.

Val Kilmer at the beach

This is really recent, yesterday, I think, and he's not as blubbery here. Guess he was all bloated and gassy before. But what the hell is up with his upper lip?

Blind Item!!!

Who could it be? I so suck at these. Tom Cruise? Vin Diesel? Brandon Routh? Who was in Tokyo recently?

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off of ONTD:

A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground.

His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream." So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth.

On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow.

And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.

Controlling Cruise

off of the shallow end:

Suri invite

By Clayton Bloom. Posted: Friday, August 11 2006 .

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have reportedly invited fellow super couple David and Victoria Beckham to meet baby Suri.

But apparently there are a few instructions that Posh and Becks must adhere to.
A source told Britain's Daily Star:

"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her."

Meanwhile The National Ledger reports that pictures of Suri may soon be released after being snapped by none other than Annie Leibovitz.

Quip the Pic!

Taken yesterday amid all the hoopla with airports right now. Courtesy consumerist.com

The black card really exists after all!

Here's K-Fed sporting his new plastic (i realize I'm being a bit kind to him and after watching the Brit video with her stoned/stoopid I have a slight bit of respect that he has to put up with HER moron shit)

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Courtesy TMZ.com:

Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

A clearer version of the Suri pic

And you can definitely see a baby in there.....I have questions like, how pissed is TC that this is out (tee hee)....is that really Katie and Suri or planted decoys, like they've been doing ever since the birth....anyhow, I'd like to think this is the real thing and yes, Suri does exist.....And I still want to know about the birth defect rumor....will we see it, is it real and will a lot of makeup be used to cover it until they get it fixed?

so many questions....

Al Gore is full of shit!!!

I just love this stuff.....to really understand why global warming is a falicy and complete bullshit, please go to junkscience.com. Fuck Al Gore, yet another batshit crazy.

In the meantime, this is from USAToday and shows what a hypocrite Al really is. I think Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right on with their portayal of Al Gore on South Park ("I'm Cereal!")

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Gore isn't quite as green as he's led the world to believe

By Peter Schweizer

Al Gore has spoken: The world must embrace a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." To do otherwise, he says, will result in a cataclysmic catastrophe. "Humanity is sitting on a ticking time bomb," warns the website for his film, An Inconvenient Truth. "We have just 10 years to avert a major catastrophe that could send our entire planet into a tailspin."

Graciously, Gore tells consumers how to change their lives to curb their carbon-gobbling ways: Switch to compact fluorescent light bulbs, use a clothesline, drive a hybrid, use renewable energy, dramatically cut back on consumption. Better still, responsible global citizens can follow Gore's example, because, as he readily points out in his speeches, he lives a "carbon-neutral lifestyle." But if Al Gore is the world's role model for ecology, the planet is doomed.

For someone who says the sky is falling, he does very little. He says he recycles and drives a hybrid. And he claims he uses renewable energy credits to offset the pollution he produces when using a private jet to promote his film. (In reality, Paramount Classics, the film's distributor, pays this.)

Public records reveal that as Gore lectures Americans on excessive consumption, he and his wife Tipper live in two properties: a 10,000-square-foot, 20-room, eight-bathroom home in Nashville, and a 4,000-square-foot home in Arlington, Va. (He also has a third home in Carthage, Tenn.) For someone rallying the planet to pursue a path of extreme personal sacrifice, Gore requires little from himself.

Then there is the troubling matter of his energy use. In the Washington, D.C., area, utility companies offer wind energy as an alternative to traditional energy. In Nashville, similar programs exist. Utility customers must simply pay a few extra pennies per kilowatt hour, and they can continue living their carbon-neutral lifestyles knowing that they are supporting wind energy. Plenty of businesses and institutions have signed up. Even the Bush administration is using green energy for some federal office buildings, as are thousands of area residents.

But according to public records, there is no evidence that Gore has signed up to use green energy in either of his large residences. When contacted Wednesday, Gore's office confirmed as much but said the Gores were looking into making the switch at both homes. Talk about inconvenient truths.

Gore is not alone. Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean has said, "Global warming is happening, and it threatens our very existence." The DNC website applauds the fact that Gore has "tried to move people to act." Yet, astoundingly, Gore's persuasive powers have failed to convince his own party: The DNC has not signed up to pay an additional two pennies a kilowatt hour to go green. For that matter, neither has the Republican National Committee.

Maybe our very existence isn't threatened.

Gore has held these apocalyptic views about the environment for some time. So why, then, didn't Gore dump his family's large stock holdings in Occidental (Oxy) Petroleum? As executor of his family's trust, over the years Gore has controlled hundreds of thousands of dollars in Oxy stock.

Oxy has been mired in controversy over oil drilling in ecologically sensitive areas.

Living carbon-neutral apparently doesn't mean living oil-stock free. Nor does it necessarily mean giving up a mining royalty either.

Humanity might be "sitting on a ticking time bomb," but Gore's home in Carthage is sitting on a zinc mine. Gore receives $20,000 a year in royalties from Pasminco Zinc, which operates a zinc concession on his property. Tennessee has cited the company for adding large quantities of barium, iron and zinc to the nearby Caney Fork River.

The issue here is not simply Gore's hypocrisy; it's a question of credibility. If he genuinely believes the apocalyptic vision he has put forth and calls for radical changes in the way other people live, why hasn't he made any radical change in his life? Giving up the zinc mine or one of his homes is not asking much, given that he wants the rest of us to radically change our lives.

Peter Schweizer is a research fellow at the Hoover Institution and author of Do As I Say (Not As I Do): Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy.

Jessica Simpson Can't get a date!!!

Ha! Ha! Nobody likes a needy, clingy bitch.

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off of ONTD:

Jessica Simpson's romance with Zach Braff isn't going too well.

The recently divorced "Newlyweds" star seemed "put off" by the advances of the "Scrubs" star at a recent event at the Pink Elephant in the Hamptons, according to msnb.com, citing reports in the new issue of The Star."

He was flirting up a storm and being very aggressive," a source told the tabloid. "You could tell it grossed out Jess and her friends. He was like a horny schoolboy."

None of the string of hotties that Simpson has been linked with is panning out. She "blindsided" her "Employee of the Month" co-star, Dane Cook, by calling him June 22 and saying they should split up, according to the Star. Reps for the two have denied that they were ever an item, but gossips insist that they've secretly dated.

And Simpson's fling with Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine has apparently flopped."Jessica is lonely and needy," a source told Star. "She's having a hard time dealing with the fact that [ex-husband] Nick [Lachey] is in love [with MTV's Vanessa Minnillo]."

Source; Newsday/

SURI PIC!!!

Courtesy of X17...you have to look at the second window from the right...you can see a baby wriggling about in a bassinet. I still want to know if she has a birth defect! In the second pic you can see Suri kicking about in a diaper!

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First Jada Pinkett-Smith saw the Cruise/Holmes offspring, then Penelope Cruz, now X17! Just after Vanity Fair released the news that they had bagged the first pix of the fam for their upcoming issue, we happened to be flying over to get aerials of the Cruise manse. After taking a closer look at the pix, look at what we found!

So X17 is putting out these pictures to dispel all the rumors that little Sashimi doesn't exist and though you can't see the little one too well, you can probably tell that she looks like a normal, cute baby in a diaper with a pacifier in her mouth. So throw out the conspiracy theories (or create new ones), baby Suri's alive and well and lookin' good!

And in the world of vanity and $$$

Anna Nicole had her crap she was endorsing (What was it? TrimSpa baby?)

Now Carmen Electra is getting paid large to endorse this crap. I guess a girl's gotta make a living.

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from Star Magazine:

CARMEN INKS A DEAL

It has been announced that Carmen Electra will be the new spokewoman for NV, which claims to be "the world's first beauty-enhancing, weight loss pill."Carmen will appear in both the print and television ads for the pill.

"NV's unique three complex formula is a simple way to enhance a woman's figure, radiate beauty and increase energy," said Electra. "I can identify with a woman's desire to make her outer appearance match her inner glow, which is why my secret to maintaining my looks, energy and confidence is NV."

Brangelina Post!!!

Things that make you go "Hmmmm..."

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off of Star Magazine:

ANGELINA MOVES OUT -- AND TAKES THE KIDS WITH HER!

On July 29, shock waves rippled through the posh Hotel Bel-Air in Los Angeles when a gorgeous brunette — with three young children and an assistant and bodyguard in tow — showed up in need of last-minute accommodations.

It's not every day, after all, that ultra-vixen Angelina Jolie, 31, cruises unannounced into the gilded lobby, needing a roof over her A-list head. What made this entrance even more dramatic was the fact that her partner, Brad Pitt, was nowhere to be seen!

This was just how Angie wanted it, apparently. Sources close to the fiery actress tell Star that Jolie had just stormed out of the Malibu, Calif., mansion she shares with Pitt.

What led to Angelina to pack up and leave? And what did Brad do about it? Pick up this week's issue of Star magazine to find out!

I don't buy it.

I find this full of convenient excuses. His wife is 'wonderful' I'm sure but what has she had to put up with that makes her so 'wonderful'?

And suicide, Mel? that's not very catholic.

You know Tom cruise has sent Mel flowers, gifts, candy, all kinds of crap as a way of saying, "thanks for taking the heat off of ME as being the batshit craziest around, buddy!"

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off of deadline hollywood daily:

EXCLUSIVE: Mel Gibson Was 'Really On The Verge Of Suicide' Before His DUI Arrest; 'This Was A Death Wish'

I'm told by a source intimate with his situation tonight that Mel Gibson "was really on the verge of suicide because he felt he was helpless to alcohol and didn't know what to do about it." Sure, my reaction was: sounds like spin.

But the source here is someone I've known closely for years. Make your own judgment -- here's the rest of what he told me about Gibson: "No one's really asking questions about his state of mind. That's why he was driving around 90 miles an hour. This was a death wish. If that cop hadn't stopped him, this guy was going to be wrapped around a pole. This is such a bigger issue than 'Will he work again?' This is about his not wanting to live anymore. I've seen what he's gone through and what he's going through. You have to understand the disease of alcoholism. He was back in it. There's no doubt in my mind he was trying to kill himself that night."

As for his anti-Semitic slurs during his DUI arrest, I'm told that Gibson doesn't remember saying them. "Why? He had alcoholic blackout syndrome. I don't know a lot about it. I've not had a lot of experience with it. He has some recollection of parts of the evenings. But he's not denying he said those things, and if anything he's owning up to it. But nobody could verify it. Not even he or his lawyers have seen the police report yet."

The insider called Gibson's situation "tragic. It's not about what people are focusing on, understand that. 'This is Mel Gibson. He can do whatever he wants. He has all the money in world. He has a wonderful family. He has a wonderful wife.' They're not thinking about the real issue here: alcoholism. Nobody is talking about his alcoholism." Presently, I'm told Gibson is in a non-residential alcohol recovery program in the Malibu area.

UPDATE: *Publicist Alan Nierob informed the Los Angeles Times for its Tuesday edition that his client Mel Gibson "is fighting for his life" in his struggle with drinking.*

Mel has cooties!!!

EVERYONE is distancing themselves from the King of Malibu! The cheese stands alone! There you go, Sugar Tits!

I understand Disney is trying to dump his project with them, too!
And why would Mel do a story about the Halocaust anyway? Isn't he one of those freaks who believes that it didn't happen? Obviously it was for the $$$ not because he believed in the project as a humanitarian. Fucktard.

sorry for no pics, Blogger doesn't want to cooperate today

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off of SFGate:

Holocaust Drama to Air Without Gibson?

Mel Gibson has suffered another blow after being lambasted for his anti-Semitic rant last month -- his TV Holocaust mini-series may still go ahead, but with another producer.

TV executives dumped the project, based on the memoir of Dutch Jew Flory Van Beek, when Gibson made headlines with his controversial comments.

But TV Guide magazine says the series could still go ahead after learning TV bosses are in the middle of secret talks with another production company.

Quinn Taylor, ABC TV's chief of movies and miniseries, backs up the reports, stating, "It is a great story and it should be told independent of Mel Gibson's views." But bosses at Gibson's production company, Icon, are resisting calls to walk away from the mini-series, "Flory: Survival in the Valley of Death" -- something that upsets Los Angeles Rabbi Allen Freehling.

He says, "If ABC let Mel Gibson do this miniseries, with his distorted views of Jewish history and Jewish people, it would clearly be a way of profaning the six million Jews who lost their lives in the Holocaust."

Also...

Californian authorities have ruled that video and audio recordings of Gibson's drunk-driving arrest are not subject to the California Public Records Act, and will not be released, despite requests from a celebrity Web site.

TMZ.com has approached Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca for tapes of the incident last month, in which the filmmaker allegedly blasted arresting officer James Mee, saying, "[bleep] Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

The Web site argues the recordings should be made public to determine whether Gibson was given special treatment by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department.

But Gary P. Gross, principal deputy for the county counsel's office, insists the material must remain sealed: "The records you have requested are records of the investigation and part of the investigatory file in this matter."

TMZ boss Harvey Levin will now wait to see "how the case plays out."

You know, I'm really not surprised.....

And officially, I do not forgive Mel, nor do I excuse his alcoholic binge. Speaking from my own experience and from what I have seen in others, this kind of rant isn't from some random overture....he had this in him. Maybe well hidden, even from friends who thought they knew him, but it was there. It was waiting for one shitfaced moment to surface and make its presence known. Mel is a Jew hater. He hid it for ages but now we all know. Fuck him.

Before you want to preach at others how to be, you should have a good look at yourself. The energy is probably better applied to your own life, making yourself a better person and taking responsibility for yourself and your actions, instead of mouthing at how others should be and how they should live.

And as for his spawn, well....this is off of Slam-Cut:

What's the only thing more out-of-control than Mel Gibson on a drunk? How about one of Mel Gibson's kids on a shopping trip. Yup, it's true - Mel Gibson's kids may be even crazier and more egomaniacal than their Jew-hating father, at least according to certain denizens of Malibu, where the Gibson brood has their home. Unnamed residents of the posh L.A. neighborhood have told Page 6's Richard Johnson that Gibson's seven kids "terrorize" the place, running around unsupervised and doing "whatever they want." Gibson's neighbors recall one specific incident involving the actor/director's high-school-aged sons, where the two over-indulged little jerkwads went into a surf shop and demanded credit, and upon being denied, started playing the old, "Don't you know who we are?" card, loudly and angrily (the owners of the shop say they can't remember the incident; I'm gonna guess some hush-money was probably sprinkled around by Don Mellino).

And another Malibu-er, Shari Nassimi, even went so far as to complain about the Gibson kids in a letter to Surf Rider News, saying, "If Mr. Gibson would only pay attention to his own family and children, [who] have had issues of their own . . . he would [stop] perpetuating what he points to in others as evil." Nassimi will soon be showing up at the bottom of the Pacific in a pair of cement shoes.There are two ways of looking at this story as I see it: 1) People are really out to get Mel Gibson, and have stooped to dragging his kids into it, or; 2) Mel Gibson is a negligent parent and a terrible neighbor on top of being a Jew-hating jack-ass. As disdainful as I've become of Gibson in the last couple of weeks, I choose to focus on the latter, and forget the fact that people like Richard Johnson are perhaps being a tad unfair. People who have kids - and God only knows why anyone would want to be saddled with even one of the little booger-eating poop-factories, let alone seven - really can't afford to be acting like self-indulgent a-holes, especially not in front of their kids, who are only going to turn into little carbon-copies of their parents. Gibson should be ashamed of being a Jew-hater, but he should be even more ashamed of his insufferable progeny, who are surer reflections of his sliminess even than his words.

Of Course, the denial....

who knows? Does anyone care anymore? I'd still love to party with Vince....that would be the shit

sorry for no pics, blogger is being a bitch
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off of defamer.com:

Longtime consumers of celebrity nuptial news know not to panic over Vaughn and Aniston's speedy, official disavowal of Us Weekly's engagement story, as the Reflexive Publicist Denial That Will Soon Be Exposed As A Needless Lie is a crucial step in every celebrity's long, public march to the altar.

Just to get a sense of where we stand in the process, a cursory search of WeddingChannel.com has revealed that we haven't yet entered the Posting Fake Online Bridal Registries Allegedly Revealing The Famous Couple's Wedding Date phase, but we did discover that at least three other women also think they're engaged to Vince Vaughn.

Their publicist might want to get out a fresh denial in triplicate before magazines scooped on the engagement start spreading ugly rumors about Vaughn's secret polygamist life.

and from yahoo.com:

Looks like Oprah Winfrey can continue holding off on those $8 million wedding plans

Despite making a joint appearance on Us Weekly's latest cover under the blaring headline, "Vince Proposes! Jen Says Yes!," Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn remain unengaged, according to the former Friends star's rep.

"It is not true--they are not engaged," Stephen Huvane told E! News on Wednesday.

A "friend" of the twosome tells Us Weekly that Vaughn intended to pop the question on the beach, but opted for the in-fight proposal at the last minute.

"He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn?t sure if she would accept," said "friend" gabbed. "But he knew he was leaving town for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed."

The same "friend" also floated the rumor that despite his manly image, Vaughn was nothing but a big ol' romantic at heart.

"Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal," the "friend" tells the magazine.
Apparently, this "friend" fell out of the loop at some point.

Meanwhile, though Life & Style recently reported that Aniston comforted herself with an all-girls get-together on July 24 after breaking things off with Vaughn, the weekly mag was only too happy to take a jab at its rival on Wednesday.

"Back in June, Life & Style exclusively had all the details of the romantic proposal, the expensive ring and Jen's reaction!" read a post on the magazine's Website.

"So why is Us Weekly playing catch-up? Because back then, they erroneously reported that the couple wasn't engaged and now they have to admit that Life & Style was right along."

To break it down: Life & Style reports engagement, Us Weekly denies engagement, Life & Style reports breakup, Us Weekly counters with engagement report, Life & Style conveniently forgets prior breakup report, points finger at Us Weekly and says, "Nana nana boo-boo." Yes, our heads hurt too.

When it comes to their relationship, the couple have consistently played it coy in interviews. Aniston has called Vaughn "a really good, loyal friend," while he has described her as "really smart and funny and easy to be with."
Neither has gone so far as to give any hint of what the future may hold for them as a couple.

Papa Joe is still creepy

But the girls are starting to figure that out, it seems.

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off of US Weekly:

Joe Simpson has often displayed boundary issues in the process of turning his daughters, Jessica, 26, and Ashlee, 21, into sexual commodities (“She’s got double Ds!” Joe told GQ of Jessica’s bust in 2004. “You can’t cover those suckers up!”) , but sources are saying that the girls have had enough.

Why? This is, after all, the man who praises the sexiness of daughter Jessica’s body, and who, a source tells Us Weekly, told stories at an MTV meeting of helping her to fit for her first bra.

Says a source who works with them, “It creeps everyone out. And he thinks he knows what he’s doing, and that he’s doing the best for his kids.” Indeed, once a manager who had a firm grip on every move his daughters made, Joe, 48, has become a dad who can’t get his kids to give him the time of day due to his controlling and “obnoxious” behavior.

Simpson insiders say the sisters are taking the reins from the man who helped make them all rich. “Back in the day, if Joe wanted Jess anywhere he’d just order her to come – but that clearly isn’t the case now,” says a source.

What happened during a Victoria’s Secret party that left Ashlee refusing to speak to her father? What are Jessica’s friends saying about Joe? How are the sisters regaining control? For more details on this story, check out the current issue of Us, on newsstands this week.

What's Val Kilmer been up to?

Eating lots of burgers, I see. He used to be soooooo HAWT.

For anyone who might still care

Apparently they didn't split....who the hell knows?

Does this mean she'll finally shut the hell up and stop her whining?

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off of US weekly:

Us Weekly has confirmed that Vince Vaughn, 36, has popped the question to his girlfriend of one year, Jennifer Aniston, 37. “They’re engaged!” a friend of the couple’s tells Us, adding, “Vince almost cries whenever he tells the story of the proposal.”

On June 27, as the couple returned home on a private Gulfstream jet to L.A. after a romantic, nine-day vacation at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ $25 million coastal retreat near Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, the actor nervously got down on bended knee. At that moment, he asked for Aniston’s hand in marriage – with, say sources, a substantial diamond ring.

“He was going to propose on the beach during the trip, but he chickened out because he wasn’t sure if she would accept,” says the source. “But he knew he was leaving town [to film Into the Wild in South Dakota] for awhile, so he just felt he had to ask her before they landed.”

Suri Cruise to be youngest ever on cover of vanity Fair

off of Best Week Ever:

Exclusive: Suri Cruise’s Vanity Fair Cover

Page Six reports that Vanity Fair will be publishing the first authorized pictures of the elusive Suri Cruise this fall. We made some calls, disguised our voices, and were able to score a first look at the tentative cover. Even at this age, she looks just like her Dad. Check it out!

Prepare for your ears to BLEEED!

I forgot about Hooker Hilton's music release.

Gack. Where are the cotton balls?

I hate amatuer night at karaoke. If you can, be sure to go crash one of that parties.

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off of ONTD:

( PARIS HILTON MAILING LIST REMINDER )


i am amused that the official paris hilton
mailing list uses youtube.
youtube is so going to take over the world.
youtube > myspaceand some new news...

With the release of her debut pop album quickly approaching, hotel heiress and tabloid favorite Paris Hilton (music) is ready to promote the set by doing what she'd probably be doing anyway: turning up at parties...( HILTON RELEASE PARTIES )

For anyone who might care....

Another one bites the dust!!

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off of TMZ.com:

The Barkers Split

On the heels of Nick and Jessica's and Dave and Carmen's split, another MTV reality show couple has called it quits.

According to PEOPLE magazine, blink-182's Travis Barker has filed for divorce from his "Meet the Barkers" co-star and wife, Shanna Moakler.The couple were married in 2004 and have two children: son Landon, 2, and daughter Alabama, 7 months.

Moakler, a former Miss USA, also has a 7-year-old daughter, Atiana, from her previous relationship with Oscar de la Hoya.

Moakler released a statement saying "My only concern right now is for the welfare and best interests of my children."

Monday, TMZ reported that Moakler has been added to the latest cast of ABC's "Dancing with the Stars."

Oh EWWW!

I guess after Carmen Electra, Dave could only go porn star.....and once you go porn, your ass gets torn!!! (I made that up)

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off of celebrity terrorist:

In gross and disgusting news, Star magazine confirms that newly single Dave Navarro and porn queen Jenna Jameson are officially a couple!

Jackie Markham, Jenna's publicist, has this to say: "It is true that they are dating. She and her husband [and business partner Jay Grdina] split recently. They are separated and its amicable. They were introduced originally through Neil Strauss, who was Jenna's co-writer on her book ('How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale'.)

They met again in June at Erotica LA."It was during Erotica LA, billed as an 'annual festival of sexuality' in Los Angeles that sparks (and a few other things) first flew between the icky new pair.

Meanwhile, Dave's reps are claiming that he and Jenna are "not officially dating." In other words, they're f*ck buddies until something better comes along. Expect more and more grossness to come our way via Jamarro.

The Cruise begins to crumble....

I'll let you read, then giggle to your heart's content. Because the formula for a star is as follows: star = bankability + recognizability

and if you're no longer bankable, well.....

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off of SFgate:

Cruise's Paramount Pay Cut

Hollywood megastar Tom Cruise has reportedly been given a pay cut in his production deal with Paramount Pictures.

The actor and his business partner Paula Wagner's previous deal allowed them a budget of up to $10 million a year to cover overheads and develop films through their company Cruise/Wagner Productions.

According to the Los Angeles Times, new Paramount head Brad Grey -- who took over last year -- told Cruise's company the studio was not in a position to renew the same contract after it expired last month.

Paramount funded Cruise's latest movie, "Mission: Impossible III," which is expected to take up to $400 million in the international box office, but due to Cruise's expected profit margin, the studios will only just break even.

The actor's lawyer Bertram Fields says, "We received an offer and we are digesting it. We will sit and talk about it. It is not the case that they said this is a take-it-or-leave-it offer. I don't think my friends at Paramount would ever talk that way."

Paramount spokeswoman Janet Hill says, "We have the utmost respect for Tom Cruise and Cruise/Wagner Productions. We are currently in discussions to renew their deal."

The Times claims Paramount has offered Cruise $2 million a year in a prospective new deal, which means the actor will have to pay his staff himself.

As it should be!

Christie Brinkley shall walk away from her loser cheatin' soon to be ex financially intact. Bastard doesn't deserve even a handshake.

Paul McCartney could learn a thing or two from Christie...

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off of TMZ.com:

Brinkley Gets What She Wants – 'Cause It's Hers

Peter Cook's lawyer has said that his estranged wife Christie Brinkley "can have whatever she wants" should they eventually split up, but sources say that Christie would get the "lioness' share" of the couple's assets anyway.

"Christie brought most of the money into the marriage," confides one source in the New York Daily News. She was, according to the source, the principal investor in the pair's Hamptons properties, and that their prenup entitles Christie to most of their assets.

Separately, the other woman in all of this is no shrinking violet, as e-mails that Diana Bianchi's Southampton High School classmates might release could reveal.

The now 19-year-old vixen, according to a source, "had a thing for some of the school's jocks and she made it clear in these e-mails that she didn't want other girls going near them." Bianchi's lawyer says, "We're not going to respond to all her high school friends."

DixieBitches Cancel!!!

Honestly, who gives a crap about these hookers anymore?

See? Being a nasty bitch mouthing off where you shouldn't can actually affect your career! Keep your opinion to yourself and concentrate on what you're supposed to do!

Now if only we could say the same with parisite, blohan, chestica......

I am waiting for the day when the gossip headline reads "Paris Hilton sneezes and nobody gave a crap". Yeah, that would be sweet. Oh well, 3 down, a few more to go.

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off of TMZ.com:

Dixie Chicks Cancelling Dates Due to Poor Sales

Country-rock trio the Dixie Chicks have ditched several concert dates on their "Accidents & Accusations" tour after slow ticket sales, but have added several others to, as they put it, "accommodate demand."

Kansas City, Houston, Memphis, and Knoxville, Tennessee, are amongst the cities that have been removed from the original schedule. Other cities' dates, like Nashville, LA, and Denver, have been postponed. Some DJs and music-industry insiders are saying that the Chicks' changing musical style has alienated some of its country fans, and that the new album, as one radio station manager in Indiana put it, hasn't "had that big of an impact around here."

And yet other radio folk say that the damage from the group's criticism of President Bush and the war in Iraq hasn't yet been fully repaired. The band counters that their album spent several weeks at the top of the country albums chart and has already gone platinum.

Paul finally got a bit smarter...

Honestly, I didn't give 2 shits about this hooker til it became apparent that she was TOTALLY taking advantage of Paul McCartney. I find her offensive to the entire female gender. I wonder if she hopped away after the incident.....you know, hopped away hopped away hopped away home.....

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off of handbag gossip:

Heather left out in the cold Heather Mills McCartney was reportedly left out in the cold last night after finding out her estranged husband Sir Paul had changed the locks on the home the couple once shared.

According to the Daily Mirror, the former model was left even more red-faced after Sir Paul's staff called police when her security guard tried to scale the wall of the property. The newspaper claims that Heather, 38, arrived at the north London mansion of the former Beatle yesterday evening to drop off their two-year-old daughter Beatrice as part of a pre-arranged visit.

But it seems that Sir Paul, who wasn't at home at the time of the incident, had neglected to tell his staff about the agreement. After discovering that he had changed the locks on the house at St John's Wood following their split, Heather reportedly then tried unsuccessfully to get an answer on the intercom.

When her security guard made a last ditch attempt to get into the property by climbing over the wall, Sir Paul's staff feared he might be an intruder and alerted police, leaving a humiliated Heather to explain the situation to officers when they arrived at the scene. She was eventually let into the house after the misunderstanding was cleared up.

Commenting, a Scotland Yard spokesman said: 'Police were called at approximately 19:50 BST to an address in NW8 to reports of a suspect on the premises.' 'Officers attended and spoke to a female who subsequently left the scene.

No offences took place.'Sir Paul and his estranged wife have not commented on the incident, but a source said to be close to the couple, told the Daily Mail that Heather was 'absolutely mortified' over the mix up.

So that's what the hubbub was about...

no wedding.....just a bunch of alien lovers gettin their freak on. BIG NEWS! Tom and Katie still not married!! Weren't they going to do it, so they promised, by the end of July this year? They are soooo not gonna get married. In any belief or weird cult practice.

off of TMZ.com:

Inside Scientology's Biggest Night

Gather a group of Scientologists together for a party and they're going to talk about little else. Such was the case at the church's 37th Anniversary Gala, held at the Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles Saturday, with guests like Jenna Elfman, Leah Remini and Giovanni Ribisi gushing over the controversial religion.

Though Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were noticeably absent, Scientology power couple John Travolta and Kelly Preston were sure not to miss the annual event. "I've been a part of Celebrity Centre for 31 years this year," said Travolta, "so every year is a celebration for me because when I found Celebrity Centre I found my life again."

Travolta definitely enjoyed himself at this year's event and was seen breaking it down to the sounds of Chaka Khan, who is also a Scientologist.

Be sure to follow this hooker around

Then pick up her card after she's walked off with it and go shopping! Or lunch! Order all you want online!!! She wouldn't know the difference!!!

off of the Bosh:

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton is so careless with her credit cards - she regularly leaves them in stores when she goes on shopping sprees reports IOL.
The socialite constantly exposes herself to theft and fraud.

Hilton says: "I have, like, three cards. I, like, lose them all the time. I'll go to a store and leave my card on the counter."

In other news, Paris Hilton says she is sick of boyfriends and is celibate.

Hilton who gained international fame when a former boyfriend posted a videotape of the couple having sex on the Internet denied leading a promiscuous lifestyle in an interview with the British edition of GQ magazine reports AP.

Gack of the day

This just makes me want to slap that midget...accessories? Boobs as accessories...well, I guess I can see that considering 98% of Hollywood is all fake boobs.....Come to think of it, I just want to slap Chestica. Honestly though, I don't think she can compete with Victoria's Secret. This will be the next in a long line of failures, like her career, marriage, wigs and make up.

off of female first:

Jessica Simpson is launching her own range of sexy lingerie.
The curvaceous actress and singer came up with the idea while she was shopping for underwear.

A friend of the 'Dukes of Hazzard' star said: "Jess finds it really hard to find bras that she likes so she's decided to make her own."

The 25-year-old singer, who recently divorced husband Nick Lachey after three years of marriage, once confessed how much she loves her breasts.

Jessica said: "I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.

"Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."

Slow Gossip Weekend

But I thought this was rather adorable....

off of Tabloid Whore!

Frances Bean Cobain, the daughter of Courtney Love and the late Kurt Cobain, is a remarkably bright girl considering all the chaos she has been around during the 14 years since her birth.

She recently took part in a photo shoot for Elle Magazine that had children of a rock 'n' roll parents sporting an article of clothing that belonged to their rocker mom or dad.

One might think that the self proclaimed "girly" Frances Bean would show up ala Courtney Love with messy hair and in a vintage baby doll dress, but instead, she chose to pay homage to her late father. Elle photographers were said to be "stunned" when Frances showed up wearing a pair of her late daddy's PJ's.

Frances told them, "He got married to my mom in them in Hawaii in 1992 so I thought it'd be cute if I wore them today." Aww Frances, can't wait to see the picture.

Source: SF Gate