Saturday, November 7, 2009
People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”
Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."
Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.
Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted
Friday, November 6, 2009
Kevin Federline is going to be a father for the fifth time, tabloid reports have claimed.
The ex-husband of Britney Spears, who was recentlyconfirmed to appear in VH1 series Celebrity Fit Club, is allegedly having a baby with his current girlfriend Victoria Prince.
According to the National Enquirer, Federline was unhappy when Prince broke the news to him.
"The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news," a source said.
"Under no circumstances does he want another kid now. He's not even acknowledging the possibility.
"He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility."
Federline has sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, with ex-wife Britney Spears, as well as Kori, 7, and 5-year-old Kaleb with former girlfriend Shar Jackson.
The 31-year-old has been in a relationship with volleyball player Prince since last December.
*WTF is he thinking? Another Federline will walk the earth?*
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Allow me to repeat that, CARRIE "Miss Ima Christian up in hurr" PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE. Splain that up to your christian peeps, miss thing. You amemba her, she's the one who used to be Miss California then got all anti-gay as the new chrsitian poster child. What's really retarded is this, off of ONTD:
Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.
The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.
We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.
*You know Harvey "I'm a lawyer" Levin doesn't give a shit, he's been waiting for the right moment to spring this puppy out. She's a greedy l'il bitch ain't she? Sit down, ho*
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Speaking to Glamour, she said: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day.
"The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard."
*But she's not really saying anything here....What voice? What does that voice say, RiRi? Does it say it's wrong for a woman to be beat like that by someone she loves? Mixed message. I hope she becomes more vocal about standing up against domestic violence.*
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Mel Gibson's partner has reportedly given birth to the couple's first child together.
According to Radar Online, the filmmaker's Russian fiancée Oksana Grigorieva delivered Gibson's eighth child, an as-yet-unnamed girl, on Friday.
The new mother and baby are reportedly resting at home.
The 53-year-old has seven children with ex-wife Robyn Gibson, who filed for divorce from the actor earlier this year.
and in a twist of irony, from Nikke Finke:
Mel Gibson has always been better known as a movie star and film director than as a Hollywood mogul. Yet he has been at the head of LA-based Icon Group with partner Bruce Davey since 1989. Today
(Nov. 1) they announced the sale of the UK operations of their film and entertainment business to the US-based industrial group, Access Industries. The deal includes Icon’s international sales company, the distribution operation based in the UK, and the Majestic Films & Television library. (But not the LA operation Icon Productions, which Gibson still owns outright with Davey who relocated to Australia.) The UK business will continue to operate under the Icon name but former UK Film Council chairman Stewart Till will be appointed Icon UK’s new CEO as well as an equity holder in the business.