the Stanky Legg

My understanding is that this is a new trend thang outta here in Houston. On behalf of the state of Texas and the city of Houston, I am really, really sorry. But think of the entertainment value of watching this crap.



Ciara splains (gotta houston it up) to Snoop Dogg:

Down for a day or two

Am not able to really blog right now, here's why:





I sliced my hand open this a.m. with a pull tab can of cat food. Hope those spoiled beasts appreciate their breakfast! Had to get 5 stitches, bitch cut deep. I just need a day or two for things to knit back up.

Because it's about dead anyway

I KNOW it's wrong but it still made me laugh....Here's a compilation of Shoot Da Whoop for you. Offended? Don't watch. Blame the intertubes for a boring gossip day.

Single?

I have a chance? I mean, er, trouble at home for Marky Mark? From a socialite's life:

Last we heard, Mark and his girlfriend Rhea Durham were planning an August wedding but now it's rumored that Mark has moved out of the family home and has been living in hotels.

*He can come stay with me*

The saddest news

NEW YORK – Natasha Richardson, a gifted and precocious heiress to acting royalty whose career highlights included the film "Patty Hearst" and a Tony-winning performance in a stage revival of "Cabaret," died Wednesday at age 45 after suffering a head injury from a skiing accident.

Alan Nierob, the Los Angeles-based publicist for Richardson's husband Liam Neeson, confirmed her death in a written statement.

"Liam Neeson, his sons (Micheal and Daniel), and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha," the statement said. "They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time."

The statement did not give details on the cause of death for Richardson, who suffered a head injury when she fell on a beginner's trail during a private ski lesson at the luxury Mont Tremblant ski resort in Quebec. She was hospitalized Tuesday in Montreal and later flown to a hospital in New York.

Family members had been seen coming and going from the New York hospital where Richardson was taken.

Vanessa Redgrave, Richardson's mother, arrived in a car with darkened windows and was taken through a garage when she arrived at the Lenox Hill Hospital on Manhattan's Upper East Side about 5 p.m. Wednesday. An hour earlier, Richardson's sister, Joely, arrived alone and was swarmed by the media as she entered through the back of the hospital.

No they aren't!

E! news is reporting that the rumored duet between RiRi and Chris 'dogshit' Brown is not NOT going to happen, it's just a rumor.

Must have been something leaked by Brown's camp.

MediaTakeOut is reporting that Rihanna has in fact, officially dumped Chris Brown.

Jenna Jameson has a Double

Twin boys that is. She gave birth! It's a good thing she didn't have twin girls....think of the impact on the porn industry! Now all she has to do is teach them how to be producers. From msnbc.com:

Porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin sons Monday morning, according to US magazine. Mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, Jameson's boyfriend of two years, is the babies' father.

“She's very excited to be a mom,” a source told the magazine. “She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas.”

According to US magazine, Jameson suffered a miscarriage in 2004 after being diagnosed with malignant melanoma.

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