A couple more pics

courtesy of Yahoo:

J Lo....

Katie kissing her freedom goodbye and embracing the slavery of the Cruise....

Fireworks fromthe castle after the ceremony...I thought this was a cool shot.

I'll post more pics as they come available, with this circus I am dying to see what Kate looked like in her dress.

Oh, here's a little blurb off of reuters:

Local authorities said this week Cruise, star of Hollywood hits like "Top Gun" and the "Mission: Impossible" trilogy, had not sought permission for a civil service, meaning the wedding could be purely ceremonial and have no legal value.
Scientologist weddings are similar to others, with rings, music and flowers. The bride wears white and the groom a dark suit. Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli was expected to sing Ava Maria during the celebrations.
The cost of the event was estimated at over 2 million euros ($2.5 million). The pair's outfits were designed by Giorgio Armani, who also created the bride's bouquet.

Pictures from the circus!!!

Starting to come in, now that the ceremony is over. according to reports, however, Italian officials won't recognize the couple as married until they have their civil obligations done, like the paperwork and maybe a civil ceremony. Let's see how this plays out. But here are some of the pics coming in (form Yahoo):

Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...

Brooke Shields...

Will and Jada...

The oddest couple ever, Jenny and Jim...

TomKat wedding vows!

Pictures not available yet

off of ONTD:

TomKaT Wedding inside info

The Place: Odeslcachi Castle towering above the medieval hilltop town of Bracciano, near Rome

When: after dusk before a Scientology minister flown in from the US for the service.

What they Wore: Armani

the Dress: strapless cream gown covered in thousands of crystals by Giorgio Armani and wearing underwear estimated to have cost a mere $3000

The Bridesmaids: adopted daughter Isabella, 13, joined Katie's sisters as bridesmaids, wearing navy chiffon gowns

Who was there: Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Steven Spielberg, Russell Crowe,Victoria Beckham, Mission Impossible director JJ Abrams, Andrea Bocelli, 120 photographers, 200 journalists,200 TV technicians..and 40,000 gawkers (heh)

To Katie, Tom said: "And do you ken that by the customs of our race you pledge to him, and only him, your kiss and your caress?"Katie responded: "I do."

The minister then said: "Well, then, know that life is stark and often somewhat grim and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead and yet for valour and for strength you must abide, create still his health, his purpose and repose. Do you?" Katie: "I do."

Minister: "And do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?" Katie: "I do."

Minister: "Good, then. I am sure you will, and surer yet that you'll fare well and staunchly as a wife."

To Tom he said: "And when she's older do you then keep her still? Do you?"
Tom: "I do."

Minister: "Now, Tom, girls need clothes, and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice, if you will. But still they need them. Do you then provide? Do you?" Tom: "I do."

Those at the wedding were to receive "goody bags", complete with monogrammed towels bearing the couple's initials and designer sunglasses.

About 6000 candles were ordered to light the castle, reportedly rented for $2.48 million, and fireworks were ordered to flood the night sky.

What it cost?in excess of $1.2million

Call me crazy

And here is where I am going to take a hard look at the fuck-trophy called Suri. So if you cannot handle me talking about a baby, then QUIT READING NOW!!!! I don't need you crying and I don't want your bitching if you're going to be all sensitive; you have been warned.

Look at these pics of the crazy couple in Italy....if you look at the area of her forehead, right between the eyes, it looks to me like she has a birthmark, like a liver spot, that has been lasered a bit to lighten it up. Like I said, call me crazy.

Also, don't tell me this wedding/business partnership isn't a circus cuz Katie's dressed in a clown outift.

Photos came off of ONTD, source is somewhere else.

Hmmmm...

This also off of Holy Moly!

Fashion: Impossible

Remember last week when we revealed that Kate Moss (half of the duo that are more 'George and Mildred' than 'Sid and Nancy') was accepting Alexander McQueen's gracious offer to design her wedding dress?

It would seem that Katie Holmes, eager to marry her in-no-way mentalist partner, has similar ideas, floating the idea to all and sundry that Chanel would be her ideal choice for a dress design in which to float up the chapel aisle, or maybe the ramp to the spaceship.

Unfortunately, Karl Lagerfeld has other ideas and is performing the business equivalent of closing the curtains, turning the lights and music off and sitting with his fingers in his ears whispering "I can't see you, I can't hear you."

Katie has famously developed cold sores since her relationship with the diminutive dead-eyed film star, though it now appears that she also has a problem with facial hair. Well, in the last year she has appeared in public sporting a rather small but very obvious beard...

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Well, here's one pic (above) I found where she does seem to be sportin a cold sore on her upper lip from about a year ago... it is pretty small as far as the photo goes....

And then there are these!

Did TC give her herpes and then tell her she could never leave him cuz no one else would ever want her?

Daniel Craig post!!!

Off of Holy Moly!

MOONFAKER
It sticks in the throat but Daniel 'I know I'm SO much better than this' Craig looks simply sensational in the posters for the new Bond film, where the full-length body shot appears to show a hell of a figure. Well, it IS a hell of a figure, but unfortunately not Daniel's; his big rough old 'World of Leather' face has been Photoshopped onto the shoulders of a much better specimen.

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Like this one? What do you think?

I dunno....

They look like track marks to me, after all, Lilo is alledgedly a smackhead now, strawberry quick no longer cool!...what do you think?

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HA HA HA!

I loved seeing FedEx Federfucked.

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off of Page Six:

Bargain Hunter

KEVIN Federline has gone from being fast and loose with his cash to watching every penny since Britney Spears kicked him to the curb. Instead of flying to Miami, Fed-ex arrived in a bus - along with six friends. On Tuesday, they went on a "shopping trip" on Lincoln Road but "didn't buy anything" and then had dinner at "cheap" Oriente at Cardozo on Ocean Drive before stopping by club Mansion, where everything was comped.

Note to Federline: you can save a lot more if you don't have an entourage. Tonight, he hosts a party at Mansion with DJ Irie.

TomKat wedding

I hope everyone realizes that this isn't a wedding, it's a business transaction. C'mon, even Oprah didn't buy Tom's crazy couch jumping on her show (see TMZ.com). Little wonder she wasn't invited to the wedding. This is a fulfillment of whatever contract Katie and Tom have....start the clock for the five year countdown! As others have speculated, Tom is a master at PR and media manipulation, let's look at a few of the guests: Brooke Shields, for one....she is probably the only other person who knows the truth about Suri's birth, so it's smart to have her at the wedding. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett along with Posh and Becks....have a couple of non-$cietologists in the mix to make it look like you have "friends" outside your Cof$ group...Will and Jada also saw Suri shortly after her "birth" so of course they will be there as well as anyone else who saw Suri shortly after she was born/hatched. And of course Suri is deliberatly being paraded around, don't be fooled. It would be so easy to have a nanny hold her and keep her out of the public eye.

Think of hte message here! TC: I'm still large & incharge, I'm running my own movie studio now, about to get married (again) and have the fam all together! Which brings me to another question: Where are his adopted children with Nicole? Not as important any more, are they? This is an unfortunate trend with men marrying again...children from the previous marriage(s) tend to get neglected, since Daddy is all wrapped up with his new life.

Let's also consider their lame attempt at trying to appease Kate's parents with a Catholic wedding by "forgetting" to fill out the proper paperwork in that Italian town. Oh oops, we didn't get it right, so TC the control freak gets to have his way with having another Cof$ ceremony (After all, this is his THIRD marriage. Why can't you stay married Tom? Hiding much?). It's all too well orchestrated, like a movie script, almost. Like their entire media-soaked relationship has been a huge movie script to follow! I say that Suri was an IVF baby because of TC being too paranoid (and GAY) to touch a woman.

But whatever. We'll all watch the media circus that Tom has carefully put together for us to gawk at. I'm not even going to go into what I think of the "traditional" Cof$ wedding vows. Misogynistic and frankly stupid.

But Tom thrives on media frenzy and Kate is stuck. I wonder if the split up will be just as public?

Mike Tyson's a ho!!!

There always was that rumor that he got broke while in prison....now he can be a professional bitch.... I wonder if Heidi will slap his ass around when he's not bringing in the $$$

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off of ONTD:

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

Guilty Pleasure

Cake's version of "I will survive". Great stuff. Enjoy!

FedEx Love note

It's self-explanatory, in case yo uhavn't seen this already, pretty pathetic in my book. Then he's going to try to sleeze his way back? What a jackass.

This was supposedly left in the bathroom at the House of Blues in Chicago, where FedEx barely performed.

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photo from ONTD

Perez-pig gets bitch slapped!

Off of ONTD:

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton has been ordered to stop stealing photos from Splash News and Picture Agency. The internet gossip columnist - real name Mario Armando Lavandeira - was handed a Cease and Desist order from the agency's lawyers on Tuesday. The 28-year-old blogger who can be seen virtually everyday sitting in his working office - the corner of the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf café on Sunset strip - was slapped with the warning in person. In a letter drawn up by Makarem & Associates, the agency warned Lavandeira to take down exclusive images of Britney Spears holding her baby Sean Preston in Kentwood, Louisiana.

The images - which belong to Splash - had been posted on his blogspot without permission or any payment.

Bitch knows he's broke....

Sleezebags always do this when the wife kicks them out & cuts them off....DON'T CAVE BRIT!!!

He just wants the $$$!!! He's hurtin, don't let him back!

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off of ONTD:

Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back, a report claims. It appears that the fledgling rapper has realized that he has made a tragic mistake and wishes to reunite with his newly slimmed down soon to be ex-wife and is desperate to get Britney back.

Britney is reportedly home in Louisiana right now and Federline is on some sort of tour. Nonetheless K-Fed is said to be willing to "do anything" to get Britney back. A report from AZ Central cites Britain's Grazia magazine who claims that a source says:"Kevin spent last week begging Britney to take him back. Kevin is stunned and he's been crying. He said he would do anything to get Britney back. He knows he's nothing if he doesn't have her in his life and realizes he has made a major mistake."

The source added: "He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn't have to look at them. He's also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn't replied."K-Fed is going traditional - according to the item - including singing her love poems and sending flowers. However, reportedly Britney is scrubbing the house of anything Federline.

The source said: "Britney says one of the perks of their break-up is getting her beautiful house back. His stuff was always messing everything up, littering the house with CDs, ashtrays, nicotine-smelling clothes and men's magazines. "It has all been taken away now, there is no sign he ever lived there."

M-Rod comes out!!!

well, I think we all knew all along, it's just nice to have it admitted....

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off of ONTD via the Advocate:

As we sat downstairs in her Los Angeles home, upcoming Advocate cover girl Kristanna Loken—the smoldering star of Terminator 3—found an adorable way of letting us know that she’s involved with her equally sexy BloodRayne costar Michelle Rodriguez.

At first Loken, 27—who has a recurring role as lover of Shane (Katherine Moennig) on Showtime’s The L Word this season—affirmed that she’s in a relationship but wouldn’t specify the name or gender. Then we mentioned the tantalizing stories Loken has told in past interviews about getting tight with Rodriguez when they filmed BloodRayne in Romania.

Here’s what happened next.

What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?[Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.

It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesn’t say anything]
OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]

Just don’t look upstairs, OK? Ooh, OK.

You don’t want me to print that?You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

Rodriguez, 28, star of Girlfight, The Fast and the Furious, Blue Crush, and TV’s Lost, is filming in Seattle. Her representative declined to comment. The Advocate wishes these two vital young stars all the best.

Parents proud of Paris' sex tape

Maybe they thought it would get her the hell out of the house....can you imagine how that went? "Good job, baby, now the world knows you can suck a dick."

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off of ONTD:

Paris Hilton’s sex tape scandal left her mother very proud ( not devastated ).

Biographer Jerry Oppenheimer, who made some researching for the book ‘House of Hilton’, claims the home-made sex video ‘One Night In Paris’ was a reason for Kathy to be proud of Paris. Jerry found out ( what others might find to be outrageous ) that Paris Hilton’ parents, Rick and Kathy, were not surpised when ‘One Night In Paris’ was leaked onto the internet in 2003 making her an internationally ...

Meanwhile it looks like Paris Hilton may have to give up her party ways, as she is no longer welcome at A-list parties.


"I have family sources telling me that Rick and Kathy Hilton are proud of everything Paris has done, including the X-rated video that launched her to this international stardom, infamy and fame. It is a bizarre family. Behind the scenes her parents were not opposed to the video because that totally launched her."- Oppenheimer tells New York Daily News -

Nastier & nastier....

juicier and juicier....remember that CSI story that mimiced what was going on with Brit where the pop princess wanted a divorce and then a tape surfaced of her where her hub had taped her doing drugs? This seems to parallel that....and I dunno how well this will go since that prenup was signed before they were married....obviously FedEx is just trying to blackmail Brit. But she has a great lawyer, so good luck with that, asshole.

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off antara news:

Los Angeles (ANTARA News) - Britney's soon-to-be ex-husband Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four hour sex tape the couple made soon after getting married, unless she agrees to his terms for their break-up, DPA reported.

The reports coincided with the release on the internet Monday of a video clip purporting to be taken from the tape, showing a woman looking a lot like the once-innocent star performing oral sex. The shocking footage surfaced just a week after Spears filed for divorce from her former back-up dancer following two years of marriage and two children together.

Tabloid reports said that Federline is demanding as much as 26 million dollars for the tape and for dropping his claims for sole custody of the couple's two children. Website TMZ.com also reported that last week a judge threw out a libel suit Spears brought against gossip magazine Us Weekly for allegedly fabricating a story about a sex tape she made with Federline.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole ruled that the article wasn't defamatory because Spears had, in her videos and reality TV series, "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye." (*)