Saturday, November 11, 2006

More FedEx sleeziness!


This just gets better and better! Click on headline to see his crappy video. Hell, Log into myspace and tell him what you think too!

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all off of ONTD:

while searching myspace videos for kfed, i came across this video of kevin smoking weed, getting his blaccent on, rehearsing for his 'tour', and just being the douche that he is.

lol @ how gangster he thinks he is. and him talking about how amazing it is to be rich and live in a mansion and not have to 'work at pizza hut anymore'. britney should grab a copy of this video and show it to the judge when kfed asks for sole custody of the children. how did she stay married to this idiot for 2 years?

by the way, this video was actually uploaded by HIM, on his official myspace.

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- WAS Kevin Federline's wild romp at Marquee the last straw for soon-to-be ex-wife Britney Spears? Word of the divorce didn't hit him via text message until Monday night, but last weekend the "rapper" was geared up for the single life. Spies say Federline showed up with his posse at the Tenth Avenue hot spot Saturday night wearing a white track suit and Yankees cap. After a failed attempt to crash Sean Combs' birthday party, the crew drank Jack Daniel's in a corner spot all night with a group of girls danc ing and flirting. They stayed until 4 a.m., shutting the place down, and then invited the girls back for "a private after-party."

Friday, November 10, 2006

Too Funny to not post

Paris & Lindsay feud back on! And yeah, Lindsay is becoming a total smackhead! Click on headline to see Lindsay call Paris a cunt!

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off of theBosh.com:

Uh-oh. Guys have come in between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton again. Lindsay was recently filmed by TMZ calling Paris a very nasty "c" word as she left the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. According to several sources, the reason for Lindsay's outburst was Paris's relationships with Stavros Niarchos and Lindsay's ex, Harry Morton.

The feud between Lindsay and Paris was re-ignited when both girls went to Hyde. According to a source for Perez Hilton, "Paris was chatting with Harry Morton. They're friends and have known each other for years. And, Lohan is an obsessive control freak and super jealous. Even though she's no longer dating Harry she lost it when she came into Hyde and saw Paris and Harry chatting. She screamed at them and then stormed out!" Another witness confirmed the story to London's Daily Mail and said, "Lindsay can be a tad obsessive and sometimes her jealousy spirals out of control."

Lindsay's anger only grew when she was dismissed by Paris and Stavros at the Roosevelt the night of her outburst. Says a Daily Mail tattler, "Paris was hanging out with Stavros Niarchos. They have this on/off relationship but this night it was very much on. Lindsay has also had some history with Stav. When she saw him making out with Paris she stormed over and screamed at Paris. Stavros was so upset and he screamed back at Lohan, 'F*** off ! Get away from us, you loser!'"

Being rebuffed by Stavros was a big blow to Lindsay's ego, causing her to making the nasty statement about Paris to the paparazzi. Seconds later, however, Lindsay was denying she ever made the comment and saying, "Paris is my friend." Our main question is: if Stavros is the one who cursed at Lindsay, how come he didn't get a share of her badmouthing?
TMZ.com has video of the incident.

Just for something different....


A Paris post! Nasty skank.

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off of Holy moly!

Power-Piss Hilton

Paris Hilton had to do a corporate event at Disneyland recently. She’d had a somewhat late night and turned up slightly the worse for wear.

Part of her 'duties' involved being photographed on a carousel ride with a load of kids. As they whirled around and around, Paris lost 'control' and wet herself.

The whole campaign had to be abandoned at enormous expense.

Brit and Fed-Ex sex tape?

NSFW!!!! click on link in headline....i'm not sure it's really her

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off of Holy Moly!

The End Of The Federline

Poor old Kevin Federline. The glorified hoofer is being divorced by his singing cheque book wife and his self-released Playing With Fire album has only sold 7,000 copies to date.

Talking of Kevin Federline, is this really Britney giving him a hand with his 'latest release'?

Britney's 1st hub speaks!


off of ONTD:

Britney Spears's first husband, Jason Alexander, has spoken out about his ex's impending divorce from Kevin Federline.

Alexander, whom Spears wed in Las Vegas in 2004 (their marriage was annulled 55 hours later), tells TV's Extra of Federline: "I don't hate the guy. … I think he made an idiot of himself."

Asked whether he thought Federline married the pop star for her money, Alexander replied, "I don't know, the only thing he's done since they've been married is spend money."

As for the potential custody battle over the couple's two sons, Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James (born Sept. 12), Alexander said, "He won't get the kids ... he can't take care of his first two." (Federline has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.)

Alexander also reached out to Spears, saying, "Give me a call. I'm a good guy to talk to ... and I'm here for you." He admitted, "I still love her."

Oh No!


I loved this guy!!!

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off of ONTD:

LOS ANGELES - Jack Palance, the craggy-faced menace in "Shane," "Sudden Fear" and other films who turned to comedy at 70 with his Oscar-winning role in "City Slickers," died Friday.Palance died of natural causes at his home in Montecito, Calif., surrounded by family, said spokesman Dick Guttman. Palance was 85 according to Associated Press records. The family indicated he was 87.

Well at least now she's thinking!


She wants no $$$ for J.J.'s photos! And you know this is just going to get nastier, right? But at least now we can go back to hating her for being too hot.

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off of TMZ.com:

Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, so much so that she's willing to give away the first photos of her baby Jayden James for free – just to avoid having to satisfy little-known clause in the couple's pre-nup guarantees that Fed-Ex will get a portion of any proceeds from selling snaps.

According to Women's Wear Daily's Memo Pad column, the pop princess has decided to offer the pictures free, but not to the usual outlet for her photos, People. Instead, she'd like to follow in TomKat's footsteps and get them into a more highbrow monthly or bimonthly. People, for its part, says it would be "more than happy" to have the snaps.

Meanwhile, according to several ticketing websites, two of K-Fed's gigs, last night in Cleveland and tonight in Atlantic City, have been cancelled. The gigs in Federline's native southern California are still good to go, but they're not scheduled until just before Thanksgiving.

Fed-Ex's true nature begging to surface


I think this speaks for itself, he was in it for the $$ all along....Good thing she has a killer prenup and a fabulous divorce lawyer! I wonder if he'll go running back to Shar?


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off of ONTD:

Fed-Ex says £2million not enough.

It seems Kevin Federline isn't going to go quietly - it's reported he's demanding a cool £16 million from Britney and full custody of their kids.Furious that he was dumped by text, K-Fed has responded by filing his own divorce petition against the pop princess.

He reckons £2million isn't enough for two years of marriage to Brit, 24, and he wants to be full-time dad to sons Sean Preston, one, and eight-week-old Jayden James.

One source tells The Sun: 'He wants to fight Britney every step of the way.'

On top of a generous lump sum settlement, 28-year-old Kevin also wants the singer to pay his legal fees and spousal support.Looking unconcerned, last night Britney looked glowing on a night out at a top New York restaurant.

Mixed Feelings


I'm sorry she lost the baby but an offspring of her and Kid Rock? That makes me cringe...

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off of handbag gossip:

Pamela Anderson miscarries
Pamela Anderson has confirmed that she recently suffered a miscarriage.

The sexy actress, who recently married singer Kid Rock, confirmed to Us Weekly magazine exclusively that she was pregnant.

Anderson, who has two sons from her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee, is said to be desperate to add to her family with her new husband.

In a statement to the magazine, Anderson's rep requested that 'Pamelas privacy be respected at this time'.

A source close to the star said that the 'Baywatch' star was not far along.

'It is what it is,' the source told the magazine.

'It was early enough.'

'She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob (Kid Rock).'

Anderson and Kid Rock married in August, travelling the world and enjoying multiple ceremonies to mark their union.

The blonde starlet is currently in Canada where she is filming 'Blonde and Blonder' with Denise Richards.

The animal rights activist has shown that she has kept her sense of humour during the difficult time by joking about her on-set turtle.

She told Bang Media: 'He keeps farting all over set. I can't wait for this movie to come out in May. I may have to bring him on our press tour. Farts are always funny.'

Things that make you go 'hmmmm'

Personally, I don't think they plan to ever get married....and it's so convenient that they can keep dragging this out...weren't they supposed to get married las summer?

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off of handbag gossip:

TomKat wedding plans 'in doubt'
The romantic Italian wedding that Tom Cruise and his bride to be Katie Holmes are said to have set their hearts on may be under threat after local officials revealed that the couple have not completed the necessary paperwork for the ceremony.

Italian newspaper Il Messaggero reported earlier this week that the Hollywood couple were planning to conduct their forthcoming nuptials at a medieval castle on the edge of Lake Bracciano, north west of Rome.

An electrician in the town of Bracciano subsequently told Italian television that he had been ordered to rewire part of Castello Odescalchi by the castle's owners ahead of a union between Cruise and Holmes.

Meanwhile, Il Messaggero claimed that the couple planned to exchange vows in a traditional Catholic ceremony on November 17th, in recognition of Holmes' religious background, followed a day later by a ceremony conducted by the Church of Scientology, of which Cruise is a high-profile member.

But with the venue for the couple's nuptials yet to be confirmed, local officials in Bracciano have warned that such a ceremony at the castle would prove to be a 'mission impossible' for Cruise and his fiancé.

Local mayor Patrizia Riccioni told the Reuters news agency that while she would like the wedding to take place in the area, the couple had not submitted the necessary papers to make such a ceremony legal.

"I don't think it will be legal," she said.

"On an Italian level, there are papers and documents that we certainly don't have."

Meanwhile, local Catholic priest Nicola Fiorentini is reported as saying: "Cruise is divorced. Even if he were not, another fundamental requirement would be missing - the authorisation of the parish."

Cruise and Holmes, who have a baby daughter Suri, announced last month that they would wed in Italy on November 18th, with the bride set to wear a Giorgio Armani-designed gown.

With further details of the bid day remaining a closely guarded secret, if Cruises' supposed spending habits are anything to go by, the wedding is likely to be a lavish affair.

Press reports earlier this week claimed that the actor had splashed out $10,000 on a steak dinner for Holmes at a Beverly Hills steakhouse.

Thursday, November 9, 2006

Page Six Riddle:

Just Asking

WHICH very recently separated Hollywood hunk was recently caught hooking up in the bathroom? He was thrown out of the men's room at Miami's South Beach hot spot The Forge after he was found in a stall with three ladies.

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Ryan Phillipe?

Wednesday, November 8, 2006

This guy is a wannabe wigga!

Sorry for no pics, blogger is once again being a bitch. By the by, my dealer and I have a bet, tell me your take: I say they're split, this is it, she's done with him....my dealer says she's a dumb country girl and will take him back, he'll beg & she'll fall for it. What do you think?

Click on the headline to see an exclusive interview Kfool had with MuchMusic in canada, where he recieves the text message from Brit saying it's over!

I've compiled this from a few different sources, like thisislondon.co.uk, tmz.com and ONTD:

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Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview.

The 24-year-old singer decided it was all over on Monday after a very tempestuous marriage and sent a message to Kevin's BlackBerry telling him exactly that.

The wannabe rapper, 27, was filming a segment for MuchMusic in Canada at the time. He interrupted the interview and stormed off, returning 30 minutes later visibly upset.
While the mother of two, who looks amazing after giving birth just eight weeks ago, was filing divorce papers at the Los Angeles superior court citing "irreconcilable differences", Kevin was gushing about his "supportive-wife" and how much he loved his family. The whole incident has been caught on video.

The news of the split broke a day after Britney appeared on the David Letterman show in America showing off her new toned figure and bobbed haircut. She didn't mention the break-up but there have been numerous reports since June that the marriage was in trouble.
Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying. He then spent last weekend in New York plugging his debut album, before heading to Canada on Monday.
The couple, who married in September 2004 after dating for three months, had arranged to meet in New York but Kevin checked into a separate hotel, leaving Britney with their two sons, Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.
This was the last straw for Britney, who has asked that the couples' assets -including "jewellery and other personal effects", and "earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation" - are confirmed as "separate" property.

But she came out of hiding last night and embarked on a two-hour tour of New York's tourist attractions in a bid to show she is getting over the split.

When asked how she was coping with the divorce she replied: "I'm doing OK." She looked like she didn't have a care in the world as she went to the famous ice rink at the city's Rockefeller Center with her former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney fired Mr Rudolph, who was responsible for making her a star, a few years ago but it looks as if he may have a hand in her new album Fears Within, which is due out next summer.
This will be Britney's second divorce. She wed childhood friend Jason Alexander in January 2004 in Las Vegas. The marriage was annulled two days later.

And he won't get half her fortune
Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney's wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.
The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.

Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.

This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for
Christmas two years ago.

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TMZ has learned Kevin Federline may fight Britney Spears for custody of his children. Federline has not had much time to react to Spears' decision to end the marriage, and that's because she didn't tell him in advance that she was filing for divorce. Federline was caught flatfooted when TMZ broke the story Tuesday that Britney filed legal papers in L.A. County Superior Court.

Federline almost certainly cannot challenge the prenup. Sources say hotshot divorce lawyer Laura Wasser drafted an air-tight prenuptial agreement before the couple married. So Federline's only chance of cashing in is by mounting an ugly custody fight, trying to force a more lucrative settlement. But friends of Spears say Britney will fight a holy war to prevent Federline from getting custody and, given his track record -- or lack of it -- with the kids, it would appear Spears has the clear advantage.

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Just before Britney filed for divorce, Kevin Federline talked to Salon about how he "would've probably blown up huge by now" if he had never married, and why her fans would rather she was with an "all-American boy."

Tuesday, November 7, 2006

SPLIT!!!!


At last! See, you have a 2nd baby, then while you whip yourself back into shape, you actually watch how much of a useless jackass your husband makes of himself and that his crappy noise doesn't sell...so you finally get your head together and dump him!

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Proudly, off of TMZ.com:

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Guilty Pleasure

Oasis....LOVE this song!


Sunday, November 5, 2006

Called out!


I'm glad to see people not afraid to confront K-Fool directly about his crap!

off of page six:

10-carat Fibber

WHOM does Kevin Federline think he's kidding? The kept hubby of Britney Spears says promoting his new CD has put him "a couple of hundred grand in debt." But K-Fed's cry didn't sit well with Egypt and Ashy, who interviewed him on their Power 105.1 show. "You didn't struggle," Ashy taunted the talentless rapper. "You got like 10 carats in your ear right now, son."

Ted Casablanca's Blind Item!

But really, the more intriguing of our on-the-edge homo report this week involves Matinee Mooner, who's about as discreet with his homosexuality as Star Jones Reynolds is with her temper.

Yet in between screwing his latest male conquest in myriad semipublic locales (takes after Toothy, this one), Mr. Mooner took time out to plug his almost heady career, stopping over for a little couch chat with Oprah, and seduced her so in the process. Not on camera (or behind), mind you, M2 just sorta got his pearlie jobs all sparkling fer the talented broad, and it was no secret Ms. O. was rather smitten.

Must explain why, then, some important members of O.'s team subsequently made it quite plain to a visiting friend of theirs, a little later on, that Matinee was, like, "so gay." This announcement by the big O.'s pro campers came right after their innocent little amiga proclaimed her smitten-ness for M.M.

Jeez, Moon-babe. When the nation's most powerful boob-tube movers 'n' shakers are busy spreading your boy-on-boy biz, I'd say that 9-to-5 gig of yours might be coming to a halt. Or at least a bit o' a slow down.

Matinee Mooner = Denzel Washington?