Saturday, July 26, 2008

Blind Items!!!


I found these in CDAN comments:

#1 This legendary bachelor has a secret up his nose. He indulges in only the finest, and from a Hollywood gent who knows how to kill two birds with one stone. Our lothario shows up, shockingly, alone. No entourage or arm candy. He stays for awhile, indulges and chats a bit with his supplier. And more often than not he'd also dip into the supplier's home stash. Not his cocaine. The kept girl he'd found through a service. Neither the girl nor the supplier minded: business is business and she knew why she was there. He'd pay the man, pay the girl, and go home. Don't believe the gay rumors about this one. He's a solid bisexual all the way.

#2 How do I describe this girl without giving it away completely. Hm. I guess all I'll say is her dubious choices in sexual partners, not to mention the frequency and indiscretion, can be traced back to one little problem: the china white. Its also rumored to be the reason behind a breakup from not too long ago, a real god honest relationship, something our slut just never does. Oh, and her new partner? Yeah, its got him, too. I guess no one can quite think clearly when they've got a numb face and a straw up their nose...but it certainly explains the bad choices they've made of late. He was already on it when he met her and now together, they're steering out of control.

#3 One woman. Two pregnancies, neither much different from the other. Same douchebag husband. Same family drama. Same job. Same half a bottle of wine every night. Another mother to be that uses the "They let pregnant women drink their wine in Europe!" excuse. Yeah, but I'm sure they don't recommend getting drunk, honey.

*Spin's guesses: not sure but #1 is George Clooney, #2 Sienna Miller, #3 Tori Spelling I think*

and regular CDAN blind items:

#1 - Besides being a drunken buffoon, this A list actor has caused quite the stir at one of the gated complexes in which he lives. Seems he is a big fan of long walks at night. The thing is, his walks seem to always call for a break whenever he sees an open window that he can peer through. Doesn't seem to be all about sex. He just likes walking up to open windows and looking in. Neighbors don't appreciate it very much, although so far it has only involved private security and not the cops.

#2 - Mild mannered on and off screen, this aging, but not old, former Academy Award winning actor has a favorite haunt. He loves this S&M club. Although his name is on the membership records, when he is at the club or an event he always wears a mask the entire time and has everyone call him Steve. His favorite activities always have to include redheads. Don't know why, just one of his kinks apparently.

*Spin's guesses- #1 mel gibson, #2 Nic cage*

How Mighty Virus' phone gets hacked

Poor Hannah Montana. The beloved 15-year-old (known in the real world as Miley Cyrus) made headlines this week when her cell phone was hacked—again—revealing pictures she (and someone else) had taken of herself, posing with her belly bared and, in one shot, in a wet t-shirt standing under the spray from a shower.

Now one of the hackers involved with the theft of the photos from the cell phone has spoken up to take responsibility for the incident and, more importantly, to publicly discuss how it is done.

Requesting I refer to him by the handle "K Dollars," the hacker says he and his friends obtained the photos from Cyrus's cell phone months ago. The shots were ultimately released on the DigitalGangster.com website on July 12 and spread widely on the web, and though some observers claim the pictures are faked, no compelling evidence has emerged to indicate the shots are not real.

If you've seen how this works in the movies, you might think hacking a cell phone involves complex sessions of password cracking, heavy-duty computers, and dark underground lairs filled with custom equipment, but that's not the reality at all. In fact, says K, to get the pics off a cell phone, he barely has to touch a computer. The hack is almost completely done via the telephone, as K simply calls the cell phone company and pretends to be a supervisor, then simply requests a customer service rep give him the information he needs to access the account. In the case of a T-Mobile Sidekick like Cyrus's, he says, it's even easier since T-Mobile stores notes, contacts, and, yes, photos on a server instead of just on the phone, for use as a backup in case the phone is lost.

After obtaining the account information, K can call back and claim to be Cyrus (or another account holder) and switch the account to another phone he has handy, giving him instant access to all the original phone's contents. What if the rep asks for personal information to authenticate the call? If K needs additional data, like a Social Security Number, he says he usually calls the electric company, which usually has it on file, and pulls a similar trick to get them to give him the information, then calls back the cell phone company.

K says T-Mobile is hardly alone. This simple social engineering hack works the same way on any ISP, cellular carrier, or web-based email provider. The same basic techniques are responsible for the hacking of Paris Hilton's and Lindsay Lohan's cell phones (though some say Hilton simply used a password that was simply too easy to guess). In fact, K says he's been pulling these hacks since 2000, and little has changed since then. (I last interviewed K (then using a different handle) in 2003 regarding similar hacks of AOL accounts, which also relied on heavy telephone use and simply "mumbling" when the account rep asked for security information.)

Now for the sad part: I asked K what the average user can do to protect himself from these attacks, and aside from getting rid of your cell phone or computer, the answer seems to be "not much." "It's in the provider's hands for the most part," says K. Nor is anything likely to change. "I've been doing this for years," says K. "It just always works. It isn't new to the industry... both law enforcement and the ISPs know about it. They just choose to do nothing about it, at all."

What did you expect?




The National Enquirer reports that Jamie Lynn kicked Casey out of the house after she found calls to another woman on the bill for his cell phone. She is also said to try and keep track of his Internet usage to see if he’s getting up to anything sneaky online. Casey is back in the house now, and it sounds like Jamie Lynn really wanted to teach him a lesson:

New mom Jamie Lynn Spears threw her fiance Casey Aldridge out of their home - after she discovered he’s been calling other girls on his cell phone! It’s the latest in a series of battles between the teens since the birth of their daughter, Maddie Briann, on June 19…

The confrontation occurred soon after the couple moved back into their new 5-acre home in Liberty, MS, after spending three weeks at Lynn Spears’ gated mansion Serenity in Kentwood, LA.

While sorting through the mail, 17 year-old Jamie Lynn saw phone calls to other girls on Casey’s cell phone bill and confronted him.

“Casey told Jamie Lynn that she is ‘hormonal’ and that all the rumors of his cheating are just her imagination, but Jamie Lynn didn’t believe him,” said the insider. “It was too much for Jamie Lynn and she threw him out of the house. He stayed out all night.”

The Enquirer’s insider adds that Jamie Lynn thinks Casey “might be cheating with his old girlfriend.” They add that she’s been “searching the Internet for other evidence of his cheating” and that she obviously “doesn’t trust him.”

Friday, July 25, 2008

A site to see

Here's the url: http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

it has some of the best bits from fundie xtian chat rooms, believe me there are some real gems you have to read, I'm still squirtin tears!

Here's a coupla snippets:

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, Good news prayer room

and:

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

Gods soldier, Myspace

and

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

EnemyPartyII

and one more:

Jesus is not a Jew. Jesus was Jewish.

awesomelegend


enjoy!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

In case you have not seen


Here is Matthew McC and Levi!

Um wow....

In vitro, huh?

Forget Mother Nature – Us Weekly reports in its new issue, on newsstands now, that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt turned to fertility treatments to quickly conceive twins Knox and Vivienne.

"They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon."

The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent. Says Dr. Arthur Wisot of L.A.'s Reproductive Medical Group (who did not treat the couple), "We live in an era of reproductive freedom, so anybody can do anything they want within legal limits."

The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out."

Indeed, Jolie has spoken about her goal to do just that.

"If we're going to have 10 kids, we'd like to raise them while we're young," she told Elle U.K. last year. Brad Pitt turns 45 on December 18.

A source adds: "They were too impatient."

Knox and Vivienne – born in Nice, France on July 12 – join the couple's adopted brood of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and biological daughter Shiloh, 2.

Courtney Love needs to STFU


She's all over the place so I tried to slice it down to where she's talking about my man Trent. I need to cut a truly immature bitch.

from fama:

Hey! You were referencing Reznor. You know the guy who was a graphic design major? Heir to a massive fortune on Reznor heaters? The guy who came up with NIN logo, then the band name, then a band? Details once said we had a thing. That's not news. It was what it was. I didn't take it too much more seriously than him. I won't give TMI, but the black terry cloth robes with the bands names embroidered in gold, the cat scratches on my door at night, the endless head holding her and secrets and horror stories, I have never repeated.

He was in his prime and well, fuck me he had that dammed song, "and yooooou can have it all, my empire of shit." I don't care. All the sports bar shit just melted for every girl in the house and me too. I admit it- that song was like watching Hamlet and boy did he know it. Girls crying with love for him in a rock star way, the groupies and cocaine usage, that I thought went out with hair bands.

We didn't have groupies. We had competitive girls in OTHER BANDS. I had competition then. Now, I do not. I suppose because its not an economic or particularly social model that's very easy to pull off; being class clown until the fucking record comes out. I could've put out a perfectly good, even great, record, but it wasn't enough. I'm sorry. I'm aiming for the moon and the moon I shall have. Even if it sells one copy, I will know in my heart, I did the very, very best, to the best of my ability, to leave a legacy of greatness behind.

Anyway some journo at Details asks him a few months later after a strange parting, and the very emotional death of his beloved dog, but still this doesn't excuse this comment, "So, Courtney Love, you two hooked up? Is it true she's pregnant?" His response, "It would have to have been the immaculate conception." The gross out factor was so huge. OH YEAH, BEEN HERE ! THE GIRL IN SCHOOL ALL THE BOYS WANNA SLEEP WITH, BUT THEN WON'T COP TO IT TO THEIR FRIENDS.

Anyway, in a Spin interview, I stated the truth. Frankly. he started it.

"Reznor blah blah?" "He shouldn't call his band Nine Inch Nails when he has a three inch one." Well that was THAT and the shit hit the fan. I was referencing his song Mr. Self Destruct. I NEVER had a feud with KURT. Christ, the guy was my best friend on his earth and worth every penny of the crucifixion(s).

That was, sort of , he sort of? He's still pissed I called my band Hole. I never said size, shape, etc. I never said "cabbage rose hole" or "tea rose hole." In any case vajayjay was only one connotation of that band's name. It was truly from the Euripides' Medea, but it got the job done. It was a chance and a risk to name the band that, as Babes in Toyland were going to go full throttle. We were gonna call ourselves "swampussy," but what if, what if, what ifs kept coming. What if, what? There was no way that model of band was, as much as I love them, going to go mainstream. In any case, I had to take the chance with that name, but that's not the point. The point is Reznor got PISSED. HEY, HE STARTED IT.

*Here's joker Courtney ----->*




And here is hotness from just a coupla days ago:


Sorry Courtney, you lose.

and btw from digital spy:

Courtney Love has been sued for $1 million over profits from her sale of Nirvana's back catalogue.

Accountants London & Co claimed that Love broke a verbal agreement to share 5% of her earnings from her company The End of Music.

The firm is claiming that Love owes them $975,000 (£489,277) after she sold a percentage of her rights to late husband Kurt Cobain's Nirvana back catalogue in 2006.

In the filing, London & Co has alleged that Love earned $19.5 million (£9.8 million) from her sale of Nirvana's song rights.

Love was given rights to Nirvana's music after frontman Cobain committed suicide in 1994.

Shanna Moakler calls Kim K a donkey!!!


And I'm still loling!!! from ONTD:


So I read the most hilarious interview last night because I could just picture this whole thing going down in my head. Reggie Bush had to defend his lady Kim Kardashian when Travis Barker’s on again off again wife Shanna Moakler attacked her at a recent party. Apparently Kim tried numerous times to sleep with travis while he was married to Shanna and while Kim was with Reggie. Peep this snippet from an interview Shanna just did with TheDirty.com:

Nik Richie: Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?

Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!

Nik Richie: Not nice?! I’m surprised it even fits through a door!

Shanna: Anyway, I saw her and she was standing next to Carmen (Electra) for her press op, of course. I thought I was going to be at this bbq with friends so when I saw her I simply had zero desire to be there. I was walking out but the sheer site of her makes me ill. I actually feel bad for Paris (Hilton). Okay, maybe not, but sort of. This girl totally uses her! I walked by her and just told her that she was lucky to be standing next to Carmen. I was trying to respect her (Carmen Electra) party but then the east coast came out of me and I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that whore was there. Then, Reggie comes up and says (Shanna switches to a Mr. T voice) “YO! Be careful what you say!” And I was like “Your girls a whore!” and he said it again - “Be careful what you say.” and I just told him again - “Your girl’s a whore!” I seriously don’t understand, can someone explain to me why these men defend these girls who literally have a different tongue in them every night?! If your woman wants to f*ck married men and ruin families, you better expect a pissed of ex-wife is going to come out! It floors me when they’re so shocked and awed by this! Ugh, so he (Reggie) came in and was trying to be really nice and I actually liked him! I just felt bad for him because he was defending her and he has no clue why I was event upset. …I’ve got some e-mails he should probably read.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Time with Jungle Love

This popped into my head and now it won't leave! So I'm sharing.

For your LOLs

More about the Christian Bale episode

from msnbc.com:

LONDON - New details are emerging in the arrest of “The Dark Knight” star Christian Bale.

The incident that lead to the actor’s arrest reportedly occurred following a confrontation between the actor and his mother, Jenny Bale. She allegedly insulted Bale’s wife, Sandra ‘Sibi’ Blazic, according to Britain’s The Daily Mail.

A source close to Bale told the newspaper he “flew off the handle” at his London hotel when Jenny Bale said “some outrageous things” about her son and his wife.

Though “The Dark Knight” star was arrested and released on bail, the newspaper’s source claims Bale did nothing wrong.

“Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife,” the source said.

Bale’s lawyers issued a statement Tuesday denying the allegations of assault.

*If mom was being a bitch to his wife, then CB had every right to cuss her out. I'd think less of him if he didn't.*

Now We ALL Know!

Way to go Lynn, one more chalkup for you and from ONTD:

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Lynne Spears is still haunted by a tragic 1975 car crash that claimed the life of a 12 year-old boy. The “Pop Culture Mom” was 20 when she ran over a child sprinting down a Kentwood, Louisiana on his bike. He was killed instantly.

“To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it,” a Spear family spy revealed in this week’s edition of the National Enquirer.

Lynn was rushing her brother to the hospital after he’d suffered an injury when she struck the boy.

“It bothers Lynne still to this day,” a former employee of the Spears adds. “She really doesn’t like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened - but she can’t.”

“She has told only a few people about the accident and always says, ‘Please don’t think I’m a bad person.’”

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

More hype for Madonna's tour?


or maybe she just needs to eat a good, juicy steak? from digital spy:

Madonna's health has reportedly taken a turn for the worse as problems mount up in her personal life.

According to a report in The Sun, the popstar's marital problems, accusations of an affair with baseball star Alex Rodriguez and the publication of a tell-all book by her estranged brother are causing her to "physically and mentally" break down.

An insider told the tabloid: "Madonna is doing less than okay. She has been rehearsing for the tour and she is totally miserable.

"She's down physically and mentally. The situation with Guy is very, very tense. The way the press are going crazy with the A-Rod story, her brother's book and her physical exhaustion are all taking their toll."

The insider added: "She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt.

"Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings."

The Queen of Pop has also been diagnosed with anemia and reportedly has "blood analysis done every few days - including one during last Friday's rehearsal in front of everyone".

Um, What?


Christian Bale getting violent? I don't even know what to say. from msnbc.com:

Batman star Christian Bale was to be questioned by police over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film, "The Dark Knight," British media reported Tuesday.

His mother and sister reportedly complained that the 34-year-old actor assaulted them at a west London hotel on Sunday.

Britain's Press Association said they made the allegation at a police station in south England on Monday and that the allegation was passed on to Scotland Yard in London. It said questioning was expected Tuesday.

When asked Tuesday about the news reports, Scotland Yard said it was investigating an allegation referred to it by another police force but refused to say whether the incident involved Bale.

The Sun newspaper said police did not question Bale on Monday because they did not want to interfere with the premiere.

and from the age.com.au:

Batman star Christian Bale's mother and sister have accused him of assault.

The 34-year-old, who plays the caped crusader in The Dark Knight, faces a grilling by police today over the incident, which happened on Sunday, according to The Sun .

According to the paper, Bale "lashed out" on Sunday night at Park Lane's Dorchester Hotel, where he had a suite.

His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, reportedly lodged the complaint at a police station in Hampshire yesterday.

update from digital spy:

Christian Bale has been freed from police custody after four hours of questioning regarding assault claims.

The Dark Knight star was arrested earlier today following allegations that he "lashed out" at his mother Jenny and sister Sharon at London's Dorchester Hotel on Sunday night.

Scotland Yard confirmed that the Welsh-born actor has been released on bail to a date in September pending further inquiries.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Oh HELL no!!!


Top Gun 2 is in the works? from digital spy:

A sequel to Tom Cruise's classic action film Top Gun has been written, say reports.

According to The Sun, Cruise has been approached about reviving his role as fighter-pilot Maverick.

"The idea is Maverick is at the Top Gun school as an instructor - and this time it is he who has to deal with a cocky new female pilot," said a source.

Movie bosses were apparently inspired by the success of recent Indiana Jones and Rocky sequels.

Does Khloe Kardashian have a really big ego?

or is she just that annoying?

from USmagazine:

Khloe Kardashian says she was released from jail after just 173 minutes on Friday because of bomb threats.

The reality star, 24, was originally slated to serve time for a 2007 DUI at a county jail in downtown Los Angeles, but due to "some complications," she was taken to the Lynwood, California, jail for women.

"As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats, and so they put me in solitary confinement," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Monday.

"A warden came down to see me and said, 'You're the one causing all the problems here ... There's all these bomb threats, and we're thinking it's for you.'

"They released me early because I was a threat to the prison," Kardashian added. "There's 2,500 inmates in there, and they [had] 2,515 [when I was there]. So they were overcrowded, but [my release was] because of the hysteria.

"The whole prison was on lockdown," she went on. "It was actually really scary."

During her time behind bars, Kardashian said she was forced to watch a video about "how to be a good inmate, how to avoid staph infections. This was an intense video... disgusting visuals."

Even though her stint was short, she said she is still paying for her DUI (which she blamed on the death of her father).

"I still have to go and do all of my classes and everything else and still pay. It's so much money!" she said. "It's been heartache for my family."

*shut up bitch, if it had been any of us out here in the ordinary world, we'd be locked away and forgotten about!*

Good News!

Remember the whole Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction BS? Well, there's been a court ruling and the fines have been thrown out! Justice at last because it was all crap anyway!

from yahoo news:

PHILADELPHIA - A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson's breast-baring "wardrobe malfunction."

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The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission "acted arbitrarily and capriciously" in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity.

The 90 million people watching the Super Bowl, many of them children, heard Justin Timberlake sing, "Gonna have you naked by the end of this song," as he reached for Jackson's bustier.

The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so "pervasive as to amount to 'shock treatment' for the audience."

"Like any agency, the FCC may change its policies without judicial second-guessing," the court said. "But it cannot change a well-established course of action without supplying notice of and a reasoned explanation for its policy departure."

"This is an important win for the entire broadcasting industry because it recognizes that there are rare instances, particularly during live programming, when it may not be possible to block unfortunate fleeting material, despite best efforts," the network said.


Sunday, July 20, 2008

*Points & Laughs*


SamLo gets ignored, Lindsay is pissed!!!! All because nobody cares any longer. from digital spy:

Lindsay Lohan was unhappy when she was ignored by the public after flying into New York City this week.

The actress expressed surprise when her arrival in the city alongside girlfriend Samantha Ronson went unnoticed. Instead, crowds were flocking at the airport to see David Beckham and his LA Galaxy teammates, who were jetting in to play a match against the New York Red Bulls.

An onlooker told The Mirror: "As Lindsay arrived at the luggage carousel, she saw crowds of people rushing through. She started to turn on her smile but it soon became a scowl when everyone practically trampled over her to get to Beckham.

"There must have been about 30 fans pushing through to get his picture. She turned to Sam and said, 'Where are they all going - who the hell is that?' Lindsay was gutted."

Michelle Williams can't cope

from digital spy:

The ex-lover of late Batman star Heath Ledger has gone into hiding as his final film makes its cinema debut, according to a report.

Actress Michelle Williams has told friends that she cannot cope with the huge hype surrounding The Dark Knight, which sees Ledger taking on the role of Batman's nemesis The Joker.

Michelle has also become increasingly concerned as tension mounts over Heath's fortune. She and their two-year-old daughter Matilda may lose out as Ledger's will was made before they met. Williams' father Larry has already made a public demand for Heath's dad Kim to be open about his late son's assets.

In a statement, Larry said: "It's real simple: Just come clean with everything. It's so easy to resolve this, he just has to say where the income went and where the assets are."

A friend of Michelle told the Sunday Mirror: "The last few weeks have been particularly hard on Michelle because Heath's face has been plastered all over TV and on billboards. It's been extraordinarily difficult as she tries to somehow come to terms with his death and what that means for little Matilda.

"Then there is the awful, festering issue of what he was worth, where the money has gone and what there is going to be in the estate for Matilda."

Have baby, lose the man?


from IDLYITW:

In March of last year, Salma Hayek came out of nowhere and said she was pregnant and engaged to French billionaire, Francois-Henri Pinault. It was a shock, because nobody knew she was even dating anyone. Now, it looks like the love has gone. It's strange how that happens immediately after you give birth to a kid whose dad is worth $14.5 billion. USA Today reports:

Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, their representative confirms to USA TODAY. "We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled.."

When asked for comment, Salma Hayek said, "Cha-ching!" Then she pretended to pull the handle on an old-fashioned cash register. Then she did the worm. I hope she is able to find someone soon who will be able to mend her broken heart.

***

Wasn't this a blind item? nope, that one is a singer

Britney's new album!!!


Comin back with a vengeance. According to the Sunday Mirror via Showbizspy, Britney has recorded a few songs that aren't exactly similar to Bombastic Love. "[Britney] has already penned a number of tracks. One, titled 'ATM', accuses her mother of using her for money. It contains the lyrics: "Hey Mama, I know it's my cash you seek... You know they treat me like an ATM, but y'all know that I'm too good for 'em."

Another song recorded by Britney hints the idea that Justin Timberlake was not Britney's first love, or possibly first you-know-what. "Titled 'Already Bad', it reveals: "I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad."

An insider told the newspaper: "The songs are up tempo and there are some wicked heavy beats. She's built on the foundations she laid in her last album, Blackout.

"These tunes will change the way people think about Britney. A lot of people have messed her around over the years and she's bottled up all this anger and now she's just let it all out."