What is hanging on the lines, Syclers? Let's see!
Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs. That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut. Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie? I think that's the least you could do.
That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry
Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley. I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.
Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt. Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise
Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate. Khloe smash.
Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son? But why not ;P
Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C. You've been warned.
Be sure to let me know what you think of the new format! email me or leave a comment!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Spin Sycle for February 25 2011
Let's see what we have in the wash, Syclers!!
Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back. Sweet or desperate?
Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time. Ha ha.
Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little? I'm blaming you, Martin. This is your fault you know.
Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her. When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him. This is not love. This is manipulation and brute force.
Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online. Prepare to shudder. When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.
Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might be about Tom Cruise, click here to read. Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind. You've been warned.
And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.
Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back. Sweet or desperate?
Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time. Ha ha.
Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little? I'm blaming you, Martin. This is your fault you know.
Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her. When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him. This is not love. This is manipulation and brute force.
Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online. Prepare to shudder. When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.
Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might be about Tom Cruise, click here to read. Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind. You've been warned.
And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.
Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f*cking sh*t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.
What did she do?
Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:
“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”
Embarrassing, right?
Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Don't Panic Syclers!
I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot. Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.
Lights
Alyssa Milano is pregnant!
Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston. Conspiracy?
Kylie Minogue to become a mother?
Darks
Rosie O'Donnell is single again. Run for your life!!!
Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!! Courtney Love is on the hunt!
Needs Bleach
Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie
Weird celebrity phobias
Lights
Alyssa Milano is pregnant!
Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston. Conspiracy?
Kylie Minogue to become a mother?
Darks
Rosie O'Donnell is single again. Run for your life!!!
Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!! Courtney Love is on the hunt!
Needs Bleach
Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie
Weird celebrity phobias
Monday, February 21, 2011
Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011
How ya doin Syclers!!
Charlie Sheen is lonely
John Travolta really is balding
Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement
Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!
Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?
From the Daily Fail: Is Katie Holmes ready to run?
Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.
Charlie Sheen is lonely
John Travolta really is balding
Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement
Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!
Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?
From the Daily Fail: Is Katie Holmes ready to run?
Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.
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