Is it just me....

Or does Lindsay Lohan just not look like herself? A little face work done maybe? Face work she shouldn't have done and now over the years she'll become less and less recognizable? You can tell who she is here:
What, no leggings, Lindsay? I thought you were high on those.


But do you recognize her here?


She barely looks like herself here. WTF Lindsay? And here's a pic with her main squeeze Sam, since they were at Pure on Friday night. Seems the only way girly can get any attention or keep the checks coming in anymore is to resort to whore herself out this way.


OK, Sam, we get it, you're not a guy. Quit it with the ugly face, unless, of course, you got snapped at a moment when you're trying to dig out that Lindsay pube stuck to your tooth with your tongue.

For the Weekend....

Lady GaGa with Just Dance....I've been addicted to this song for a week now

And Another Split

Wow, didn't see this one coming. Maybe I did. From INO:

Jaime Pressly and fiance, DJ Eric Cubiche, have reportedly split. The couple were friends for 9 years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October 2006. They also have a 18 month-old son together. Jaime told Access Hollywood,

"We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much...[we] remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life"

Fed Up

oh well, I don't feel too sorry for Brian Warner.

Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.

"Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street," a source tells Star. "It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."

The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was collapsing.

Star Magazine | News | Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson, Split

WTF

Ummm...it's Charlie Sheen....I thought we all knew how he is.....this whole married thing just doesn't sit with him too well, it seems. from gossip rocks:

With twins on the way, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller should be excitedly preparing for their boys' arrival. Instead, the newly married couple have been fighting relentlessly. In the Nov. 17 issue of Star — on sale Wednesday — we report that the notorious "reformed" playboy fled to Las Vegas on Oct. 25 to blow off steam — leaving his pregnant wife at home alone. And he certainly wasn't looking like a married man with twin sons on the way as he surrounded himself with pretty young women, partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman at Privé and got lap dances at the strip club Spearmint Rhino.

"He's still carrying on and boozing," a source tells Star.

His weekend away from Brooke did more harm than good for his marriage. When she got wind of what Charlie was up to in Las Vegas, "she went off the deep end," says an insider. And upon his return to L.A. on Oct. 28, "the fighting picked up right where it left off."

Except this time Brooke upped the ante. She told her husband of only five months basically to shape up — or she's going to ship out. "She's expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family," says a source. "She's got the trump card, and they both know it."

For the full story — including Brooke's difficult pregnancy and how she thought she'd change Good-Time Charlie — pick up the new issue of Star.

Spin Says....

GO VOTE!!

I voted for the cocktail party!

Update 9:00 CT: Foxnews channel is HIGH.....BOTH candidates came to campaign in Texas. I can vouch for that. They really need to put down the pipe, they have no idea of what they are talking about.

Cuz Strippers Need Love Too...

And because as a society, we are culturally bankrupt anyway, so why shouldn't another trainwreck of a Ho with no talent or real skills, just like Tiffay "New York", have her own spin off and show the rest of the world how vapid and retarded she really is.....Yes, that's right, VH1 has announced that Daisy of Love is go and the Stripper/Tranny look is vogue:

The rumors are true: Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya is set to head her own dating-show spin-off (of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off) and she’s turning to the Internet to find her dudes. If you’re interested in competing for Daisy’s heart or know someone who is, hit up DaisyOfLoveCasting.com for your chance to rock her world and make her flail her hands. For more info, check the full press release below:

Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.

Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.

VH1’s Daisy Of Love is created and executive produced by Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego for 51 Minds Entertainment, LLC. an Endemol Company, who also produce the record-breaking series Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Charm School, I Love New York, The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady. The production teams’ programming launched VH1 into their highest ratings ever. Ben Samek also executive produces for the series and the company.

*When does the live broadcast of roller derby to the death begin? I mean, since any idiot off the street can get a show, why not just go the whole way with death entertainment? Producers, contact me for ideas! Honestly, I'll sell my vadge for pregnancy if VH1 will sponsor the whole damm thing*

The Winner of the Celebrity Halloween contest for 2008 is....

Heidi Klum as Shiva.....nobody could top this, kids!