Saturday, March 1, 2008

You Know.....


there's nothing that makes a girl who faces the throes of middle age feel good about herself like having a young (try 19 or 20 year old), hot greek guy bust himself into two to get her attention and flirt. Srsly, it made my life. I don't think he knows how old I am....and I wouldn't want to ruin the fantasy by actually doing anything with him, but he was so darned cute and total hotness. Oh to be about twenty years younger and single! But if you have the means and availability, I highly recommend having a greek boytoy. They are great partiers, HAWT and have no problem telling you when they are in hot pursuit. Great fun! You're guaranteed to feel nothing but good about yourself with them! I don't think I've blushed like that in a long time!

OUCH!!!


Tony Romo thinks ex Carrie Underwood is a better singer than his current girlfriend Jessica Simpson - and has even told her to her face.

“[Tony] really hurt Jess’ feelings,” says a source close to the couple. “She tried to laugh it off in Hawaii [where Tony played in the Pro Bowl], but she pouted whenever she heard Carrie’s songs playing.”

And Tony, 27, hasn’t been overly supportive regarding Jessica’s new country album either.

“Tony said he thought Jess would have trouble winning over audiences with her upcoming country CD,” the pal adds to OK! magazine.

Unfortunately for the former Newly Weds star, Tony is not the only one who feels that way. Rascal Flatts’ frontman Gary LeVox, who has collaborated with Grammy winner Carrie, has his reservations about Jess’ foray into country music.

“It is tough to be a pop artist and then make country records,” he said. “Country fans get it. They go, ‘You’re not country — you’re a pop artist.’ The fans make you or break you.”

[Source: OK! magazine]

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I wonder if the Simpleton ran cryin to Papa Joe....


And is this the reason for Hulk's divorce?


He likes his punanny Elsewhere....

Hulk Hogan has torn his family apart — after having an affair with one of his daughter’s friends, it has been claimed.

The former WWE star, 54, was cheating on wife Linda with a close friend of his daughter, Brooke — a development that could inflame the already bitter divorce battle between the wrestling superstar and his wife of 24 years.

The wrestler - whose real name is Terry Bollea - carried on a relationship with 33-year-old Christiane Plante - which was reportedly common knowledge among some of the crew of his reality series Hogan Knows Best — but Linda, Brooke and son Nick were all in the dark, sources tell the National Enquirer.

“I’m terribly sorry for what occurred,” Christiane Plante said when questioned about her affair with the muscle-bound wrestler.

Speaking from her Miami Beach apartment - allegedly paid for by Hogan - Christiane apologized for hurting Hulk’s wife and daughter.

“It was never my intention to hurt Terry’s and Linda’s wonderful, funny, sweet, loving, beautiful and talented daughter Brooke,” she said.

“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed.

“Terry is a good man, good father and good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.

When contacted for comment on his extramarital relationship, Hulk said: “I’ve got nothing to say. I just want to protect my family.”

[Source: National Enquirer]

This made me LOL!!!

off of gossip rocks:

Hugh Hefner was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan showing it all as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine that he wants her to do the same for him. Hugh reportedly wants her to recreate Marilyn's naked swim in "Something's Got To Give" for Playboy.
LiLo is apparently thinking about it reports The New York Post.

She should definitely take his offer. Those fake tanning sessions aren't cheap and I'm sure she has to pay for White Oprah and Ali's shit faux tans too. Lindsay is just going to make a career out of slutting it up as naked Marilyn Monroe in various magazines. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Amateur Porn, Pink Taco ...the possibilities are endless.
When she's done with that she can star as MM in porn movies. "Some Like It In The Ass," "Someone's Got To Cum," "There's No Business Like Ho Business" and "Don't Even Bother To Knock, Just Come In And Fuck Me." BRITISH BRAIN DRAIN - New York Post

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Ok, Hef is old and probably can't see shit anymore and Lindsay has ugly, ugly 50-year-old hangin bag lady tits. She needs a good bra and should do some push ups.

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And here's the best part:

Forbes Magazine says Lindsay Lohan got stiffed 500k for Marilyn Monroe photos
So you know those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures from New York magazine that were so very popular last week? Of course you do! Well, turns out they were worth a lot of money for New York magazine, at least according to a report made by business magazine Forbes, which estimates that New York magazine could have made $500,000 in just two days from internet traffic to those photo pages. And the best part... Lindsay Lohan got nuthin'!
The photographer who snapped the photos of Lohan was Bert Stern, the same lensman who was behind the camera for Monroe's famed 1962 shoot at the Hotel Bel Air in Los Angeles. And while some magazines reportedly spend millions to get their hands on exclusive photos of celebrities or their babies, New York paid Stern its standard fee for such assignments--and paid Lohan nothing for her participation, according to magazine spokeswoman Lauren Starke.
For a site that's averaged around a million page views a day lately, the results were stunning. NYmag.com recorded a total of more than 40 million page views Monday and Tuesday, more than 34 million of which came from the Lohan portfolio, Starke said.
According to New York's online rate card, the "super banner ad" of the type that appears on the Lohan photo slideshow has a CPM (cost per 1,000 impressions) of $15. Multiply that by the number of views and the Lohan slideshow ads were valued at more than $500,000 over two days. NYmag.com probably charged far less than the rate-card rate, as is common in the industry. Starke said the magazine doesn't disclose revenue details about advertising deals.
Still, New York's Web site no doubt made out pretty well. Some perspective: Based on its rate card, New York generated about as much revenue per day from its online slideshow as it would from four $64,500 full-page color ads in its print edition.
Egotastic! - Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money

Think she'll sue?

Blind Item!

and this goes under WTF? but is different from the one below, this woman is not a singer....from the Panache report:

BLIND ITEM: (DAMAGED)

She made a lot of money early on. She celebrated by buying a relative an expensive car.

She was taken aback when the relative told her, she would have preferred money, instead.

Too much too soon could apply to this woman. She spent recklessly and hooked up with the man of her dreams, or so she thought.

The beatings started right after the honeymoon. One evening, she was scheduled to attend a function, a car service picked her and hubby up. They got into an argument and he started punching her in the face, the driver had to pull the car to the side of the rode and rescue her from a fury of punches. Interestingly, the husband didn't stand up to the driver.

She was famous before she hooked up with him but for some reason, he credited himself with her fame and often threw it in her face which baffled her. Over time, he became very resentful of her success and set out to control every part of her life.

The violence escalated and got so out of control that she took advantage of hubby's new found drug habit. To avoid nightly beatings, she would shoot him up with heroin. He would nod off and she would have a nice and peaceful sleep until he awoke in the morning and the cycle would repeat itself.

Once, he dragged her to the closet, forcibly put her foot in the doorway and slammed the closet door on it, breaking it. He was also known to lock in her the closet.

This once pretty woman was stripped of her self esteem and couldn't even make eye contact with people and her husband took over her career and her finances.

Despite being famous and respected in her field, hubby was calling smut magazines behind her back, trying to arrange nude layouts.
She suffered horrific beatings at the hands of this madman. Her family eventually rescued her, hubby didn't pursue her because the money had ran out and he referred to her as "damaged goods."

She's never been the same and her career has never recovered.

Hint: She's not a singer. Everyone in the BI is black. Not Lark Voorhees, she has never been married as far as we know. Not Stacy Dash and the subject of the BI stayed indoors mostly with the broken cast foot and when she was out she was never photographed and during this time, paparazzi only went after blk superstars so her foot wasn't documented. She is in her 30's.


Notted: Janet Jackson, Juanita Bynum, Lela Rochon, Jayne Kennedy, Stacy Dash, Lark Voorhees
Update from Panache: Not Kim Fields, not Tracey Edmonds, Regina King, or Babyface. Not Malinda Williams or Kimberly Elise, if we say the occupation of the person, it will be too much of a giveaway. Not Countess Vaughn. The victim related this story and gave us permission to use it. Like a lot of the subjects of the BI's.
Update from Panache: Not Latoya Jackson. Not Paula Jai. Last clue, the man was not famous and mooched off of her. Another clue, NY. Not from NY but these incidents happened when she was in NY.
Update from Panache: Not Wendy Williams. Not a rapper.

Somehow this seems true about Jamie Lynn

From Janet Charlton's:

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Teenagers Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy Casey Aldridge will be parents in a matter of months, and they have no choice but to prepare. Jamie doesn't drive, and Casey's been driving a flatbed pickup truck that won't work once the baby arrives. There's no place to put a car-seat. So the young couple has been vehicle shopping in Kentwood, Louisiana. They decided to purchase a fully loaded Chrysler Town & Country mini-van for Casey. It's not exactly his dream car, but it's just what the doctor ordered.

Here's an interesting reader comment:

She's not going to get a DNA test because Casey is NOT the father...

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby. But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together? Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years. But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago. Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

It's about time!

I thought that pharmacists were supposed to cross check patients' prescriptions anyway....what is the point of a national drug database if they aren't checking?

From handbag gossip:

Heath Ledger - doctors are being investigated after the celebrity's death from prescription drugsTwo doctors are being investigated in the US by the federal drug authorities over prescriptions given to Heath Ledger before his death on 22 January. It is thought the matter being investigated is whether or not the powerful painkillers were prescribed legally. A doctor in Texas and another in California are thought to have supplied Ledger with Oxycontin and Vicodin, although it's not certain whether any wrongdoing is involved. Ledger's autopsy results have been subpoenaed by the US Drug Enforcement Administration, who will look into the source of the Brokeback Mountain actor's prescriptions, which included anti-anxiety medication, painkillers, antihistamines and sleeping aids.

What's going on in the world of BritBrit


from handbag gossip:

Britney Spears - boyfriend Adnan Ghalib claims Britney Spears is pregnant?Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears is claiming she is pregnant with his child. A friend of Adnan's told Star magazine, "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life. Adnan is a social climber who uses women to get what he wants." Nice. Ghalib and Britney were spotted buying pregnancy tests in January, but so far the only Spears who can confirm their pregnancy is Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who has joined the ever-expanding list of celebrities expecting babies.

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According to E!news, Brit's camp says she is absolutly not pregs, she's just gained a little weight....Mama Spears has had Adnan restrained from being around Brit, supoosedly because he's admitted to crushing pills and putting them in her food to control her, citing specifically the night she freaked when they cane to get her boys. At least in the past two weeks we havn't had any weird freaky Brit stories of her driving aimlessly.....and on the plus side, she's reportedly, according also to E!News, at Millenium studios not just teaching dance classes to kids, but working on her newest video, "Hot as Ice".....what is really important here is that she's working with her old choreogrpaher for "Toxic" and "Baby One More Time" so we may see the old Brit yet!!! Maybe this video will be up to old Brit's performance caliber that we know she can pull off. With any luck, a world tour for Blackout will get underway soon.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

WHO????

Blind Item from PageSix!!

WHICH seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all.

http://www.pagesix.com/just_asking

Jho and Skeletor?

Jimmy Kimmel ♥s Ben Affleck!

Oscars? Who cares?


I don't watch the Oscars, don't care about them, don't care about who did who (Penelope obviously cuddling with Javier), who wore who and don't care that I'm late writing about it!!! I'm not alone in not caring, either. The 80th Oscars were the least watched ever. You know why? IT'S BORING!!!! They may as well post the damn award announcements on a poster board just like exam scores were given out for grades. Anyone who cares can go read the board, problem solved.


So to relieve the boredom that is the Oscars, Here's Sarah Silverman's 'I'm f*cking Matt Damon' song:

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Lovefool by the Cardigans

I've always loved this song since it came out in the '90s....good times, good times! Enjoy!