Saturday, May 16, 2009

Blind Item!

This TV star is apologizing, but it’s not because she is really sorry. It’s because she is really scared. Why would someone so powerful be worried? Because she made the mistake of crossing someone who knows the secret she has been trying to hide for years. He has threatened to reveal the secret unless she helps to fix his career. She is finding out that the sword of judgement cuts both ways. It also has the power to cut you to pieces if you use your popularity to become arrogant and destructive. BlindGossip

*OOOO!!! Maybe he has pictures of Oprah and Gayle! and/or recordings! Camera phones can be just so pesky!  there's also a rumor that she's underground C of $....and that's why she's so tight with TommyGrrl*

Friday, May 15, 2009

Can we get together?

from digital spy and FUCK the fake marriage crap, Madge.

The father of Jesus Luz has said that his son will marry Madonna in a secret Kaballah ceremony in New York, according to reports.

Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz told a Brazilian magazine that the upcoming wedding only "confirms" that his 22-year-old son "is extremely happy", says Metro.

He went on to claim that he did not know if the service would make "a real marriage".

"It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kaballah, or if the ceremony will have legal validity," he said.

Luz told the magazine that his son now permanently lives with Madonna and helps her take care of her three children, Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 4.

"Jesus has charisma and loves children," he added.

*Jesus has charisma in his DICK*

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Amember this?

Sifl & Olly!!! Hey Fruity Lips!!! Here's some cereal! I was always a sucker for a guy with cereal. Here's Chester's tips on women:

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Blind Items!

1) "Which self-branded wanna-be celeb was caught doing the walk of shame at 11 a.m. - in her ball gown - after a recent gala in D.C.?" [NYDN]

*Spin's guess- Kim Kardashian's ass*

2) "She has finally pulled the chip out of her head and is shedding her controlling hubby! And, boy, is he mad! Her attorneys are working on a "Dissolution of Contract," not a "Dissolution of Marriage" - yet. That's the next step. She will be asking for sole custody of the kid/s. She is not currently pregnant.

Her attorneys - especially one who worked with her predecessor - have been able to work around most of the restrictions in her original business agreement with her husband. She did not fulfill the terms of the contract that would maximize her payout, but she will receive a sizeable chunk of change to keep quiet about his personal life and his special relationship with another high-profile man.

You will still see them together, albeit much less frequently, and they will continue to be very civil towards each other. They will attend events and will travel as a family when one goes to work. They will both have smiles plastered on their faces, but you will know that hers is really just a smirk, and he is absolutely seething inside over having lost control of the situation.

In the past few weeks, she has left two events separately from her husband because she was so annoyed with his behavior. Each time, she met up with her ex for several hours. While she is spending time with her ex, we do not know if they are romantically involved again." [BlindGossip]

*PLZ let it be KateBot.....PLEEZE.....PLZ let the ex be Chris Klein*

Hugh Laurie

If PEOPLE magazine says it, is it true?

I mean, they do go around on their knees kissing celebrity ass...

In the latest issue of People, "Jon & Kate Plus 8" mom Kate Gosselin admits that she and her husband, Jon, have been experiencing months of tumult at home.

"I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says in the issue, which hits newsstands Friday. "I've been struggling with the question of 'Who is this person?' for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It's one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there's blaring, red flashing lights."

Heidi Gutman/ABC/Retna Ltd.

The person Kate Gosselin has been wondering about is Deanna Hummel, a 23-year-old third grade teacher whom Jon Gosselin has allegedly been involved with for months.

"You can't imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months," she tells the magazine.

Now, Kate's fidelity is also being scrutinized, as tabloids fire off stories linking her to the family's bodyguard Steve Neild. Although Kate has called the reports lies, a variety of witnesses have spoken out about her affectionate relationship with the married Neild, who often travels with her while Jon stays at home with the children.

US magazine claims the pair were "very physical, often touching each other," at a recent promotional appearance for the show. "She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon," the magazine says, quoting a staffer who handled the promo spot.

US goes on to back up People's assertion that the couple may split, quoting a family source as saying that Jon believes the marriage is over, and neither of the Gosselins want to try and repair the damage.

Monday, May 11, 2009


Just heard on E! News that Peter Andre and Katie Price have split up after 4 1/2 years! Surprised? Really? also from TV NZ:

The dream is over - tangerine coloured duo Katie Price and Aussie sometime-singer Peter Andre are divorcing after four-and-half years marriage.

The couple who have lived life in front of the cameras from the start of their relationship, married in an extravagant ceremony in 2005 where Price wore a pink puffball wedding dress that looked like it had once belonged to Barbie.

They confirmed the spilt through their management.

"They have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time." a statement said.

Price - aka Jordan - and Andre met on UK reality TV show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! and went onto star in their own reality shows, When Jordan Met Peter, Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare, Jordan & Peter: Marriage Mayhem?, Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries and Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter.

Most recently the pair have been shooting another instalment of their reality series in the US, where rumours of fractures in their marriage first surfaced.

The pair have two children together, Junior and Princess Tiamii.

Price, a former Page 3 model who is also a published writer, also has a third child, Harvey, from a previous relationship with football player Dwight Yorke.

*Back to being nobodies, the both of you!*

Sunday, May 10, 2009

For your viewing pleasure

Here's a trifecta of sexy. Enjoy!

Tri Sexy

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