Friday, October 30, 2009

Kim K. to get married too?

Is there nothing that this clan of whores won't do for attention? Seems like their time is almost up and these are the stunts they must pull to try to keep some spotlight. Guess you have to work at it super hard when you're barely a celeb, with your only talents being caught on a sex tape twice and having a huge ass. After this we only have babies and divorces to look forward with them. From IDLYITW:

Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"


I'm going to be very honest here with Britney Spears' new video "3".....The song itself isn't that spectacular, it's just another typical Britney style song with the subject being threesome's (ooooh, controversial! *cough*).

The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.

On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

France is my hero!

Dear France, I love you, marry me, s'il vous plait. I love how you bitch-slapped $cientology! They don't know who they are messing with, the Masters of the Art of Gossip! Hell, the French tried to even off each other (Reign of Terror anyone?) and if the French can't do themselves in, nobody else is gonna come close! don't disappoint me now, France....keep up the good work!

Read the joy here.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Another $citard blow!!

It's just beautiful, isn't it? I'm on watch now, scared that this man will turn up dead under mysterious circumstances. I found this on ONTD:

By: Roger Friedman // Sunday October 25, 2009

Paul Haggis, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include “Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby” and “Letters From Iwo Jima,” has left the Church of Scientology.

In a stunning move, Haggis has written a letter explaining his exit to Tommy Davis, the celebrity wrangler for Scientology and the son of Scientologist actress Anne Archer. The veracity of the letter has been confirmed by a friend of Haggis.

Two things seem to have pushed the popular, amiable Haggis over the edge. One was Scientology’s backing of Proposition 8 in California banning gay marriage.

The other is more personal. It turns out that Haggis and his wife, actress Deborah Rennard, came into Scientology through her parents, of all things. But at some point, Rennard was ordered to break off from her parents and have nothing more to do with them because they’d violated some code of the sect. This heartbreaking situation has finally taken its toll.

read his letter here.

It's so

FAB u lous

Soupy Sales Tribute

I worshiped this guy as a kid, nobody else made me laugh like him. Here is a clip of his 83rd birthday where he talks about his "Green Pieces of Paper" scandal: