Siouxsie Sioux is 50 and HAWT

She could teach Madge a few things....Lady doesn't age

Update! They are, they aren't. they have, they havn't....

I guess the twins have not burst forth into the world yet, from Lainey:

Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly.

These two immortals are creating a frenzy and they haven’t even arrived yet. This is why they are the Chosen Ones – the world awaiting their birth with more anticipation than a cure for Ebola.

On a more intriguing note… if Angie is indeed still pregnant, it would be that Entertainment Tonight got it WRONG. Star Magazine getting it wrong is one thing. In Touch and Life & Style f&cking up is pedestrian.

But ET getting it wrong?

Monumentally embarrassing, non?

Oh I do love how the Pitts own the spotlight. And they love it too!

As for whether or not People is on top of it… word is, they’re opening up their coffers for the first photos which would suggest that the Pitt publicists would be more inclined to speak to them before anyone else.

The Second Coming has arrived!

The twins arrived! From ONTD:

The Insider" breaks news that Angelina Jolie has given birth to twins! Details coming soon!

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I'll update when new information is released. If anyone else finds something, feel free to leave a comment and I'll edit the entry.

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"In a statement to OK!, Entertainment Tonight claims to have confirmed reports of the birth of the Jolie-Pitt twins with a source close to the quickly expanding family.

According to the rumors from this morning, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details have been provided."

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Thanks rescueme_fromme.

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eta:

UPDATE FROM ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT:

ET breaks news that ANGELINA JOLIE has had her twins!

A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. "Babies are great and so is mom," we're told.

ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE (after Angie's mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mom) JOLIE-PITT.

The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.

Keep checking back here for more on this breaking story...

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and from popsugar:

ET has confirmed that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their twins into the world on Sunday night, May 25th. Angelina supposedly gave birth in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. We're also hearing buzz that the twins were both girls named Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. It's earlier than we expected to hear but ET says, "Babies are great and so is mom." More good news — Angie has apparently made amends with her dad, Jon Voight, and they're back on speaking terms. Congrats to the happy family, and we definitely can't wait to see the brand new party of eight (if they really are here already - stay tuned for more)!

Oh No!!!

Harvey Korman has died. I loved him, he was sooo funny! RIP.


Harvey Korman, the tall, versatile comedian who won four Emmys for his outrageously funny contributions to "The Carol Burnett Show" and was seen to hilarious effect on the big screen in "Blazing Saddles," died Thursday. He was 81.

Korman died at UCLA Medical Center after suffering complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago, his family said in a statement released by the hospital.

A natural second banana, Korman gained attention on "The Danny Kaye Show," appearing in skits with the star. He joined the show in its second season in 1964 and continued until it was canceled in 1967. That same year he became a cast member in the first season of "The Carol Burnett Show."

*courtesy of ONTD*

Gayken to be a daddy??!!!?

from TMZ:

TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.

We're told Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. We're told she's in her late 40's, though we could not confirm her exact age. Aiken is 29.

We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.

No immediate word from Aiken's rep.

*the little bitch actually reproduced? but without touching ladybits with a chick who has a guy name. Gay.*

Shirley Manson appearing on your TV!

The Hollywood Reporter says that Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson has landed a regular role next season on Fox's "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles."

On "Sarah Connor," produced by Warner Bros. TV, Scottish musician Manson will play Catherine Weaver, the CEO of a cutting-edge high-tech company.

The sci-fi series, an offshoot from the "Terminator" feature franchise, is returning for a second season in the fall after launching in midseason as the highest-rated new scripted series of the 2007-08 season.

It stars Lena Headey as Sarah Connor, Thomas Dekker as her son John Connor and Summer Glau as terminator Cameron Phillips.

We Already Knew, Genius!!!!

from msn.com:

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz say they are expecting a baby.

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child," read a statement Wednesday on Wentz's blog. "This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

Simpson, 23, and Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz, 28, exchanged vows earlier this month at Simpson's parents' Los Angeles-area home. Sister Jessica was the maid of honor.

The couple began dating in fall 2006 and announced their engagement April 9.

*so it really was a shotgun wedding!*

Um, what?

In Touch Weekly is claiming that George Clooney and Sarah Larson have called it quits!

According to a friend of Sarah's, the Leatherheads star recently moved out of his LA home while the 29-year-old former Las Vegas cocktail waitress removed her belongings. "George is relieved to be single again," says an insider. "He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her."

As In Touch previously reported, George, 47, and Sarah struggled to make their relationship work because of their different backgrounds. "The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down," explains the insider. George’s rep told In Touch: “I can only confirm that we have never commented on George's personal life.”

So...

Surgery really takes a lot out of a person! I am so tired today. I expect I'll spend most of the day dozing to HGTV reruns unless I find a movie I want to snooze to. My abdomen is still pretty swollen. I tried too hard to move around and do a lot yesterday and today I am beat. Sorry. But at least there's nothing (knock on wood) terribly wild going on right now.....Vicodin is my friend.

but a few tidbits:

Just how much can a gold-digging wife take? Kobe Bryant has allegedly participated in yet another scandalous affair and was stepping out on his wife Vanessa with another Vanessa, no relation.

Vanessa Curry was a Laker girl but recently "quit" the squad to pursue some "hosting" opportunities. Rumor has it the suits wanted to get rid of her because the affair was a major distraction and the Lakers are close to getting coach Phil Jackson the all-time record for rings this season.

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Buzz up!Internet supermodel Cindy Margolis and her husband Guy Starkman have called it quits after 9 years of marriage, she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

"The end of any marriage is very sad, however, I feel blessed that Guy and I remain very close, we are truly the best of friends and the most devoted parents," she tells Us.

Margolis, 42, and Starkman, an L.A. businessman and entrepreneur, are parents to Nicolas, 5 and 2-year-old twin girls Sabrina and Sierra.

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Reese Witherspoon has reportedly refused to move in with her partner Jake Gyllenhaal.

The actress will not live with Gyllenhaal until they are married, according to Now magazine.

Witherspoon is apparently a believer in strong family values and doesn't want her children, Ava, 8, and Deacon, 4, to change home unless she is wed.

Is that her dick hanging out?

Mel B in a bikini

Horse Lips says what?

What not-so-innocent tween superstar was smoking out (yes, the 420) with her half- brother, backstage before the Z100 Zootopia concert this past weekend???

*I'm not crediting where this came from!*

Since it's legal in Cali now...

If this shit is true, this will be the greatest celebrity wedding of all time! The Daily Star reports that Lezzy Lohan has been telling friends she will marry Samantha Ronson. Just for the record, Lohan's bitches have denied she's bumping coochie lips with Ronson.

Lezzy Lohan wore a ring on her engagement finger this past weekend in Cannes sparking rumors that she's engaged. Lohan reportedly said she's planning a partnership ceremony at Dollywood in July. Yes, Dolly Parton's theme park.

*courtesy of dlisted*

yeah, but Blohan runs her mouth all the time, so who knows?

and:

Michael Lohan isn't playing dumb when it comes to his daughter Lindsay's close relationship with deejay Samantha Ronson.

Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."

Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false."

His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."

Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn't help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show).

"Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't," Michael says. "I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids.

Update!

The surgery went well, my doctor and the hospital staff took good care of me! The doctor said he not only took out the two fibroids but also removed the endometriosis he found. I was released around noon on sunday and I am currently relaxing comfortably at home because as I told my dealer, I'm too mean to stay down long. Vicodin is a wonderful thing for the healing process, btw. Anyhow, I am feeling better, i just get tired quickly, because surgery does take a lot out of a person. I do expect to get back to snarking mercilessly quite soon.