Friday, February 19, 2010

Tiger Woods is butthurt and he wants you to know it

Aw, Tiger Woods' poor l'il ego got bruised and now he has to cry publicly about it. Is he for real? Who is buying his crap? He's sorry he got caught and that whole public statement was his ego talking. It's like his ego got up and started screaming "LEAVE TIGER WOODS ALONE!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"

Click on the headline above to jump to CNN and the video statement. Some highlights:

In a tightly controlled televised statement, golfer Tiger Woods gave an apology Friday for his "irresponsible and selfish" behavior.

"I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you," said the golfer, dressed in a blue button-down shirt and a blazer. "For all that I have done, I am so sorry. ...

"I had affairs, I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."

The 11 a.m. ET event, at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, was carefully managed, with a small hand-picked crowd as an audience.

Although some members of the media were invited to listen to Woods' remarks, they were not allowed to ask questions. The large majority of reporters and media were housed at least a half a mile away, where they watched the event on television.

Woods' mother attended, although his wife, Elin Nordegren, did not.

Woods spoke slowly and carefully as he stood at a lectern, which held a few pieces of paper.

After he finished speaking, he embraced his mother and a few others in the audience.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Why Shaun White is a GOD

TWO olympic golds now! No one can touch him!

and here's his Double McTwist again:


Not much going on....

Tila Tequila may have quit twitter but she's said she was leaving before and then disappointed us all by coming who knows? I offer you the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with Heads Will Roll. If you haven't discovered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs so now!

Monday, February 15, 2010

I want this to be true

It would be funny as hell! Besides, didn't Miley's mom and Billy Ray get together cuz the bitch was a groupie? So maybe!

Miley’s mom Tish’s extremely close friendship with rocker Bret Michaels is raising eyebrows, just as the 42-year-old blonde’s marriage to Billy Ray Cyrus is reaching its breaking point.

“Billy Ray and Tish are spending more and more time apart,” says an insider. “They have a lot of major issues.”

The couple’s 16-year union has grown increasingly tense since the family relocated from Tennessee to Hollywood for Miley’s show Hannah Montana in 2005. Billy Ray “has become this creature of Hollywood… and Tish is always the one who’s left to pick up the pieces when there’s a crisis among the kids. There’s lots of pent-up frustration on her part, and it’s been coming out more and more lately.”

Meanwhile, the mom of five and Bret, who has two kids, hit it off in a big way when he and Miley recorded a cover of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in December.

“Tish and Bret spend a lot of time in the studio together,” says Bret’s rep, who insists that two have a “strictly business” relationship. “They talk all the time.”

“Billy Ray and Tish are trying to work through their problems,” says a source. “But it looks like the marriage is in serious trouble.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 22 2010]

John Mayer P0rn?

Is porn in the cards next for John Mayer? From TMZ:

John Mayer's dirty mouth got him into a lot of trouble in the past week -- but it also may have gotten him a job ... with a porno company.

When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.

Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.

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*How about for his first title, Your Body is a Sluttyland*

Your Turn!

What do you think? Matthew Goode says he was miscast as Adrian in Watchmen.  From digitalspy:

Matthew Goode has claimed that he was miscast as villain Ozymandias in comic book drama Watchmen.
Speaking to Metro, the British actor revealed that director Zack Snyder had cast him in the role after failing to secure Jude Law.
"There were many reasons I shouldn't have been cast in that film and I think people were quite p*ssed off. I'm lucky I don't own a computer," Goode said.
"The negative feedback was relayed quite well by friends of mine: 'Oh my God, everyone hates you, man. It's awesome.' When I got there to start filming, all the artwork still had Jude Law's face on it, so I figured he was meant to be doing this but was too expensive. That was good for me."