To Be Re-Aired!!!

YAY!! Yay for freedom of expression!

In case you havn't see what the hoopla is about, it's time to revisit that great episode of South Park, "Trapped in the closet"

view it in its entirety by clicking on the headline.
You can also see the whole episode of the sad death of Chef.

courtesy of www.scientomogy.com

Gack for today

Please folks, don't support this wannabe no-talent hooker by buying her albums or seeing her films!

She's not worth it!!!

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off of femalefirstuk.com:

Paris Hilton's legendary plans

Paris Hilton is determined to become a Hollywood legend.

The 'House of Wax' actress - who stars in new sorority comedy 'Pledge This!' - says she has enough talent and determination to be one of the most successful movie actresses of all time.

She told Britain's New magazine: "I'm serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It's something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I'm getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress."
It is not the first time Paris has made such a grandiose claim about her acting ability.

The blonde star has previously claimed she is as good an actress as Oscar-winner Charlize Theron.

She said: "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to Charlize so we may end up vying for the same parts."

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Paris, honey, Charlize already has something you'll never have: an oscar.

Madonna supposedly not ditching Kabbalah just yet

off of MSN news:


Madonna's Kabbalah Controversy

Is Madonna planning to follow in the often-bare footsteps of Britney "My Baby Is My Religion" Spears by ditching Kabbalah? That's the claim being made by the London Independent, which says the proselytizing pop icon could soon "cut ties" with the mystical spin-off of Judaism.

"Close friends" of the erstwhile Esther tell the paper that she's supposedly grown disenchanted with the religion due to the "financial burden" (those evil eye-repelling red string bracelets aren't free, you know) and the effect her fervent faith has had on her union to Guy Ritchie (they have denied talk of trouble).

Madonna, whose current "Confessions" tour features her getting sacriliciously crucified on a massive mirrored cross, has reportedly donated millions to the sect, not including the mountain of moolah she's shelled out for countless bottles of Kabbalah water. The paper also believes she's worried the religion, which also counts Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher among its famous followers, "separates her children from more conventional customs such as Christmas."

Still, the Scientologists should hold off on those emergency recruitment strategy sessions. Madonna's rep tells MSN Entertainment that the renouncement rumor is "not true."

Besides, the Big M's devotion seems as strong as ever. On Friday, Madonna and kids Lourdes and Rocco were spotted exiting the Kabbalah Centre in Manhattan, and the week before, the entire family attended evening services, according to the New York Daily News, which adds that when the touchy-feely Ritchies returned the following day, the sometime filmmaker talked up his in-the-works documentary on the religion.

"As corny as it sounds," Madonna told Rolling Stone last year, "if I didn't have some kind of spiritual belief system, if I couldn't find a way to make sense out of the chaos in the world around me -- not my personal chaos, but the chaos in the world -- I would be a very depressed person."

In related news, will Madonna, who turned Britney onto Kabbalah right around the time they tongue-wrestled onstage at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2003, attempt to top that titillating moment by getting steamy with another dewy would-be disciple?

The tabloid-tastic London Sun alleges she's in "secret talks" with newly minted pal Lindsay Lohan, who has lately been sporting a red string bracelet (and whom Madonna has purportedly rechristened Rose), to do a "bondage scene" at the forthcoming music video ceremony. She's also apparently hoping to land Jessica Simpson, whose new single, "A Public Affair," has drawn more than a few comparisons to her long-ago hit "Holiday."

"Madonna's people contacted Jessica's representatives a few weeks ago and the talks are progressing well," a mole tells the paper. "With both Jessica and Lindsay's stock rocketing Madonna thinks they would be perfect to perform with. She's planning something even more sexy than a lesbian kiss. The whispers are all about a bondage-inspired show. Madonna will keep the details hushed up until the night."

But don't say "oy vey" just yet over the thought of Lindsay and Jessica tied up onstage. Madonna's mouthpiece tells us the report is untrue.

Irony of the day!!!

I never liked Coors anyway.....too watery

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from yahoo.com:

Beer baron Coors loses license for DUI

DENVER - Beer baron Peter Coors' driver's license has been revoked by a hearing officer who ruled the executive had been driving under the influence of alcohol, officials said.

Hearing officer Scott Garber ruled Friday that Coors did not stop at a stop sign on May 28 and was driving intoxicated.

Coors, 59, said he had consumed a beer about 30 minutes before leaving a wedding, the Rocky Mountain News reported Saturday. He faces a July 20 arraignment and has 30 days to appeal the revocation.

"I made a mistake. I should have planned ahead for a ride," Coors said in a statement. "For years, I've advocated the responsible use of our company's products."

Coors' spokeswoman, Kabira Hatland, said Coors was charged with driving while under the influence. Coors' lawyer, Steve Higgens, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

Hatland said that Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home in Golden and that an officer stopped him in his driveway.

In one breath test, he registered a blood alcohol level of 0.073 percent. In a second, 20 minutes later, he registered 0.088. In Colorado a blood alcohol count of 0.05 results in a driving while impaired charge, while a count of 0.08 results in driving under the influence.

Legal analyst Scott Robinson said drivers with no previous alcohol convictions are usually held to have driven while impaired, rather than the more serious driving while under the influence. A DWI finding can result in a loss of driving privileges for 90 days; DUI can result in suspension for a year.

Peter Coors "has never even had a moving violation," said Coors spokeswoman Kabira Hatland.

Coors took over as president of his family's company in 1987 and in 2000 was named chief executive of the brewer, with 8,500 employees and $4 billion in sales in 2003. Following a 2005 merger, it is now the Molson Coors Brewing Co.

Nicole Richie must have gained a little weight

Now she only looks 40 instead of skeletal 80.

Don't cry for Jennifer Aniston!

from ONTD:

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt want it to be known that they didn't dis Pitt's ex wife Jennifer Aniston. The battle of the A-listers hit a peak this week as a role that was allegedly created for Jennifer was snatched by Angelina Jolie.

The common theme was that Jolie and Pitt had snatched the role right out from under Jennifer, dissing the ex-wife with a final twist as this had been rumored for some time to be Jennifer Aniston's role and possibly even her chance for an Oscar.

Gatecrasher gave this lede in today's column. "Stealing a woman's husband is bad enough, but her Oscar vehicle, too? That's cold."But the Pitt-Jolie team dispatched a rep to say that it was just not true.

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Contrary to reports claiming that Pitt's ex, Jennifer Aniston, was earlier cast as Mariane Pearl, a rep for Pitt and Jolie tells PEOPLE, "Jennifer was never attached to that role. When the project was first brought to Plan B, Jen was a partner in the company at the time." Pitt has been developing the project with Mariane Pearl for two years.The film will be adapted from Pearl's memoir, A Mighty Heart: The Brave Life and Death of My Husband Danny Pearl, which chronicles her experience after her husband was abducted by Islamic extremists in Pakistan in early 2002, reports PEOPLE Magazine and they have received

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It has now been reported that Angelina Jolie will play Mariane Pearl - widow of murdered Wall Street Journal reporter Daniel Pearl-in a Brad Pitt-produced film.

Jennifer won't be involved.

For her part, Mariane Pearl says she's pleased with the developments. "I am delighted that Angelina Jolie will be playing my role in the adaptation of my book," Pearl said yesterday. "I deeply admire her work and what she is committed to."

SOURCE

What a weird Pairing.

JimJen's gettin serious!

**** from ONTD:

"Jim and Jenny to elope? "

Since Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy came out as a couple last month, their relationship has been moving along faster than ever. The funny twosome started dating back in December, but were able to keep their romance under wraps for months. Now that they’re out in the open, source say they’re ready to take things to the next level.

According to the National Enquirer, Jenny and Jim are planning to elope. They want to wed before the summer is over and reportedly plan to go to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to marry over Labor Day weekend.

If they go through with it, this would be Jenny’s second marriage and Jim’s third. They both have children from their previous marriages.

source:http://www.thebosh.com

GACK for the day

This tells me that they are in real trouble and this is somehow supposed to fix everything. I predict divorce within 12 months of this fiasco!

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from ONTD:

Trying to show the world everything's fine with their scary-tale marriage, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline plan to renew their wedding vows next month during a romantic Hawaiian ceremony, a pal tells National EnquirerIt's all Brit's idea. She's convinced herself that their marriage is strong and wants to show she's fallen in love with Kevin all over again," a family friend told The ENQUIRER.

"So she wants to have a big, splashy ceremony with all their family and friends and the baby in attendance."Meanwhile, Life + Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and hubby Kevin Federline have reportedly sought the services of a professional counselor to save their crumbling marriage.

According to Contactmusic, sources say that the couple has engaged a 1,000 dollars-an-hour expert for twice-a-week counseling sessions to help them get their marriage back on track.
Spears, has also reportedly told pals, "We need this".

source: http://www.thebosh.com/

Oh my!

courtesy of the National Enquirer:

Published on: 07/13/2006

TOM & KATIE SPLIT OVER BABY LIES!

By JOHN SOUTH

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are being torn apart over how to handle the growing controversy and lies surrounding their baby daughter Suri.

Suri has not made a single public appearance despite Tom's couchjumping joy over his new life, and now he and Katie are locking horns behind closed doors over the bizarre rumors and controversy circulating about their precious daughter. Since Suri's arrival April 18, Tom and Katie have refused to allow neither the public nor their friends even a glimpse of her.

With no photos released — and no other visual proof to the outside world of her existence — a bizarre web of speculation has sprung up about just what's going on in the nursery behind the heavily guarded gates at Camp Cruise.

"It's been three months," a Hollywood insider told The ENQUIRER." People are starting to scratch their heads now over Tom and Katie's baby because now it is really starting to look weird.

Tom's spokesman denies the couple's relationship is strained, but sources say the strain of keeping baby Suri under wraps is taking a toll on Tom and Katie's relationship and that they have split over how to deal with the situation. "Tom's total obsession with secrecy has sparked a host of bizarre lies and fabrications that threaten to tear the couple apart," continued the source.

Hurtin today!

Yeah, rough night, chocolate martinis can really mess a person up.

Anyway, was Katie Holmes ever really pregnant?
You decide.

thnx Mousie and TMZ.com

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

It's my birthday, sluts!!! That's right, the greatest day in the year!!

Ok. ok, I'm over myself. But seriously, as a kid, I got to have the cool birthday parties like swim parties, beach parties, parties at the zoo and putt-putt bashes. I was a cool l'il bitch. Still am!!


Anyway, I share this day with other hot tramps like my b-day buddy Sunny (HOLLA!), Michelle Rodriguez (M-Rod) and my fav kid off of Malcolm in the Middle, Erik per Sullivan.

I luvs Dewey!

Lindsay, honey, you might come to regret this!

But then....rash decisions seem to be her thing.

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off of ONTD:

Lindsay Lohan is buying a home in the UK after falling for Welsh actor Rhys Ifans.The singer was introduced to the star by new friend Kate Moss, who is also helping Lohan to find a pad in London."Falling for Rhys was really the icing on the cake for Lindsay. She already loves hanging out with Kate in London," a source told the Daily Star. "She's celebrating the fact she can dress like a rock chick, rather than a perma-tanned Hollywood clone, and can drink and eat without worry.

"Lindsay is branded a hell-raiser in the US because the legal drinking age is 21. So it's an amazing relief to be in England where things are more liberal. She loves that it's different here."

I Love Adam Corolla

On yesterday’s (friday) Adam Carolla radio show, Ann Coulter called in to the show an hour and a half late, then told the host "I am really tight on time." Carolla responded, "All right, well get lost" and then hung up on her mid-sentence.

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Listen to it from the link in the headline

The Suri Saga continues!!

This off of TMZ.com:

EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate

Posted Jul 10th 2006 5:00AM by TMZ StaffFiled under: Baby Watch, Tom and Katie

TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006. (Click on document to download) There are several interesting items of note:

First, St. John's Hospital has a policy of filing birth certificates within 10 days of birth. In this case, Suri was born on April 18 but the certificate was not filed until May 8, 20 days later. An official from the hospital told TMZ that the delay occurred because they needed a signature from the parents or a representative of the parents certifying birth, and that person did not come in until May 4. The person who signed is labeled "friend." The signature is not legible.

Also, the "Attendant or Certifier" who signed the certificate -- Anne Heffernan, RNC -- was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby. But a hospital rep tells TMZ that Heffernan is authorized to sign when the doctor is not available. A hospital rep said "normally the doctor signs" but it isn't a requirement.

Finally, the hospital rep said that the circumstances that triggered the eventual signing of the birth certificate were that Suri needed a passport and a birth certificate is a prerequisite to obtaining one.