OMG!!! EEL MAN DID IT!!!!

MICHAEL PHELPS BROKE THE RECORD!!! HE HAS 8 GOLD MEDALS!!!!



OMG THAT RELAY WAS SO GOOD!!! He was perfect in the third spot!!! The team did so well! I am so proud of them!!!



Spin approved!

And here's some Dara Torres love because she is INCREDIBLE!!! Spin is proud of you too bb!!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE NO

IT MUST BE A LIE!! NOOOO!!! Keanu cannot play my beloved Spike!!! off of ONTD:

First Showing is reporting that Keanu “Whoah” Reeves is adding another straight-faced hero to his resume, playing intergalactic bounty hunter Spike Spiegel in the live-action adaption of anime cult-favorite, Cowboy Bebop.




According to First Showing’s “inside source” at Fox studios, Cowboy Bebop has long been buried in the list of movies waiting to be green lit, with Reeves attached to the project for some time now. That bit of star-power, plus some early fan buzz, has motivated Fox to fast-track Cowboy Bebop for a 2010 release; though currently there is no director, writer, or script for the film.

For those who aren’t into anime, Cowboy Bebop follows the exploits of a team of bounty hunters, (”Cowboys” as their known,) who coast the cosmos aboard their spaceship, Bebop, tracking down the universe’s worst criminals and collecting the bounty on their heads. The plot thickens when the team’s strong but silent leader, Spike (Reeves) begins to run across his old buddies from a nefarious crime syndicate he used to belong to. The only thing standing in the gangsters’ way? Spike, and the crew of the Bebop.

If Reeves is attached, you can expect the scale of this flick to be big-budget epic. Warring spaceships and kung-fu throwdowns complete with gun fire. Nice. Between Cowboy Bebop, the upcoming Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li and the live-action Dragonball movie, it seems Hollywood is trying to cash in on the anime universe.

Almost forgot about this!!!

Interesting, yes? Paula Wagner QUIT! from Holy Moly!

There was dancing in the streets (of Tom Cruise's mind) when Tom Cruise and business partner Paula Wagner crowned themselves heads of MGM movies. This came shortly after Tom was unceremoniously dropped by United Artists after the failure of 'Mission: Impossible III' and the fact that he was becoming a bit of an embarrassing liability and a figure of fun in the industry. Now at last they had their own movie company together with which to produce classics and blockbusters alike.

It didn't quite work out. Nobody knows why. Perhaps something to do with the fact that Tom is an increasing liability and even more of a figure of fun in the industry. Paula issued a sad statement.

"I've truly relished working with my longtime partner Tom Cruise to revitalize United Artists, and I am proud of all that we've accomplished in the past two years, reinvigorating the brand and developing such a strong slate of films."

Does anyone have any idea of what this strong 'slate' of films are? Maybe 'Valkyrie' the one where Tom plays a 'good Nazi', which is such a strong film that it has been sitting in a warehouse unreleased for a year or so?

"As much as I've enjoyed my time as an executive, I have longed to return to my true love, which is making movies, so that's what I've decided to do"

Instead of listening to tales of intergalactic warlords thrown into the volcanoes of an otherwise insignificant planet called... Earth.

To be fair to Paula, she's done her fair share of duty on the Good Ship Cruise and it's to her credit that she's one of the last ones to leave this sinking, rusting vessel's career.

Next week: Katie Holmes is nervously eyeing the lifebelts and wondering if she'll burst into flames when she hits the water, now that she is an android.

Suri

Yes, she is adorable, but I've been waiting for her to get old enough to compare facial features with her parents. I still wonder why Suri was picked....why not Rose? What is wrong with Rose as a name?

I've always found it fascinating to compare a child's features with mom and dad's, you can see some of both in the child, usually. But Suri's features make me curious:



I can see Katie in her but I'm having a hard time seeing Tom's genetic influence. Coincidence? What do you think?


yes? no?

Maybe we can all agree that she looks like the renegade child/clone of Bjork:

2008 Olympics!!!

Because I have turned into a total rings junkie, here's a gif I picked up of Micheal Phelps when the men's swimming team won one of the relays and they BEAT FRANCE! SUCK IT FRANCE!.......PHELPS FOR THE MF WIN!!!! GO USA!!!!










and Canada.....why u suckin so bad, bbs???? Savin it for the track?

This is PERFECT!

And only Lainey can tell it:

Love me some low classy sex dramz.

So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side.

Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid.

Her name is Kelli. Kelli reveals in an exclusive interview with bottom feeding rag In Touch that Casey was still nailing her when Jamie Lynn was pregnant. They met a couple of years ago because, as you can see, Kelli is some classy sh*t and Casey couldn’t resist:

“He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.”

He and Jamie Lynn were already dating. Still…Kelli and Casey’s relationship consisted only of a few “random” snogs until Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy. Then it graduated to, as she puts it, the “hot and heavy.”

But Kelli has values. And as JL’s belly started swelling, Kelli said “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” But not before one last goodbang in March.

Nowadays? They just “kiss occasionally” and see each other once a week.

So here’s the question: did Jamie Lynn keep her baby to keep her man?

We’ll have to wait til the next installment of the Trailer Park Chronicles to find out.

Party's Over!!!

Frankly, Playboy hasn't been doing well for a while....they've been steadily losing subscriptions, what with all the porn on the net. From foxnews:




It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.

Fellow girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were nowhere to be seen at last Thursday's EA Madden NFL '09 Game Launch party at West Hollywood's STK. And the Playboy founder clearly only had eyes for Madison as they canoodled in the back VIP booth, with Holly very much in her element and laughing a lot more than usual (for once she didn't have to share her man).

But all three "Girls Next Door" were back in business on Saturday night at Hef's annual "Midsummer Night's Dream" soiree at the iconic mansion. But Pop Tarts has been told by numerous inside sources that this is the last time bunnies and big-wigs will hop around the Shakespeare-themed party.

After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.

A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: "Who knows what will happen in a year from now?"

But if you haven't had the experience of visiting the infamous grotto and mini-zoo outside of the "Girls Next Door," it's not too late. We’re told the mansion is still going to be rented out for private parties with companies paying big bucks to spend a few hours amid a little slice of Hollywood history.

Don't Be Jelus, BB

Granted, TDK moved fast and it could be hard to keep track of what was going on.....but that's part of what set it apart from other films. But RDJ doesn't think so. I can't hate you, Robert. Oh, and feel free to start a TDK party in the comments. From digital spy:

Robert Downey Jr. has admitted that he is not a fan of The Dark Knight.

Downey Jr., whose Marvel superhero film Iron Man was the highest-grossing film of the year until Christopher Nolan's sequel debuted, told MovieHole that he found the latest Batman movie too complicated.

He explained: "It's like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I'm like, 'That's not my idea of what I want to see in a movie'.

"I didn't understand The Dark Knight. Didn't get it, still can't tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy."

Downey Jr. suggested that the DC Comics adaptation was "highbrow" and required a "college education to understand".

He added: "You know what? F*** DC Comics. That's all I have to say and that's where I'm really coming from."

Angelina kicks Tiny Tom out of a job

Yay! Kick him in the balls, too, Angie! From Foxnews:

Is Angelina Jolie stealing Tom Cruise's part?

Once expected to star Cruise, Columbia Pictures' espionage thriller "Edwin A. Salt" will be redrafted and renamed as a star vehicle for Jolie, Variety reports.

Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence, according to the Hollywood trade publication.

Cruise had long flirted with the project, but that ended recently, Variety says. Jolie took a liking to it, prompting the studio's decision to rewrite it.

FOXNews.com's FOX411 column reported last month that Cruise was not going to star in "Edwin A. Salt" because he asked for too much money.

Power Station!!!

Heard this on the way home from work today, enjoy Bang a Gong!!

More Sad Sad News

Chef is now really dead and I'm really sad. :(
from CNN.com:

Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef on South Park, has died.

Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday, the Shelby County Sheriff's Office said. He was 65.

A family member found Hayes unresponsive near a treadmill and he was pronounced dead about an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, according to the sheriff's office. The cause of death was not immediately known.

In the early 1970s, Hayes laid the groundwork for disco, for what became known as urban-contemporary music and for romantic crooners like Barry White. And he was rapping before there was rap.

His career hit another high in 1997 when he became the voice of Chef, the sensible school cook and devoted ladies man on the animated TV show "South Park."

The album "Hot Buttered Soul" made Hayes a star in 1969. His shaven head, gold chains and sunglasses gave him a compelling visual image.