Friday, July 28, 2006

Kiss and make up time?




Maybe their "careers" demanded it.....they can't exist in the world of celebrity without each other.

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off of the nationalenquirer.com:

PARIS & NICOLE BURY THE HATCHET -- NO, NOT IN EACH OTHER!

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are ready to kiss and make up. The two are secretly planning to reunite during a September appearance on Late Night With David Letterman, The ENQUIRER has learned.

Estranged for more than a year, Paris and Nicole have separately hashed out agreements with Late Night producers to let Dave serve as the peacemaker in their ongoing feud. Producers hope the stunt will help attract hip, younger viewers to the 59-year-old Letterman's show.

Read all about it in this week's issue of The ENQUIRER.

Hillary Duff is really a SLUT!


I KNEW IT!!! I knew it wasn't true!!!

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from the bosh:

Hilary Duff denies virgin claims

When 20-year-old Hilary Duff announced that she was still a virgin in a recent interview with Elle magazine, many people were shocked. Though the actress has a squeaky-clean image, she also dates Joel Madden, the 27-year-old frontman of pop punk band, Good Charlotte. For the most part, people had thought it was safe to assume these two had done the deed.

In her interview, Hilary confessed, "It's harder having a boyfriend who's older because people just assume. But [virginity] is definitely something I like about myself. It doesn't mean I haven't thought about sex, because everyone I know has had it and you want to fit in."

Now the singer/actress is claiming that she never said she was a virgin. Using the Lindsay Lohan defense, Duff says that the writer for Elle took her statement out of context. In an interview with MuchMusic, Hilary said, "The thing is that I didn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I don't know how [the writer] got that out of what I said." Hilary explained that her virginity is "definitely not something that I would talk about or that I would want people to focus on. Or that I even think it's appropriate to talk about. Whose business is that?"

Guess she’s not so innocent after all…

Ok, I actually do have a twinge of sympathy for the girl


or maybe it's gas. But she has to be pretty hard up to be selling her clothes on EBay.

Dammmb-uh. To view what's for sale, click on the link in the headline.

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off of bricks and stones:

Poor Tori she must really be hurting for money she has place a number of items from her closet on ebay.

The end of an era!


It's over, Neverland is sold! gone! No more shall Jacko prance or galavant thru it's rolling meadows.......

Hell, I don't know, I've never seen it. Whatever. Good riddance.

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off of femalefirst uk:

Michael Jackson has reportedly closed down his Neverland Ranch funfair for good - and sold his amusement rides for $500,000 (£277,800).

The pop superstar, who now calls the Middle East home, chose not to return to his Santa Barbara County, California estate after it was raided by police looking for evidence into his 2004 and 2005 child molestation case.

And, after finding homes for the wild pets Jackson housed on his sprawling estate, he has now sold his playthings to a Japanese collector.

The new owner plans to open a theme park dedicated to Jackson in his native Japan.

HA HA HA!

I used to love Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon but I lost my love for him when he turned into a self-righteous, self-promoting prick who not only thought he was better than everyone else in his delusional world, he set out to prove it with life-sucking crap like the Passion of the Christ. This couldn't happen to a better guy. Hell, in my book, he's about as crazy as batshit loony Tom Cruise.

Somebody needs to tell him that he's just a dumb actor. To see the documents, click on the headline: (sorry for no pics right now, blogger is yet again being a bitch)

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off of TMZ.com:

Mel Gibson was arrested by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department in Malibu, Calif. early this morning for suspicion of DUI. Bail was set at $5,000.He was pulled over on the Pacific Coast Highway and a Breathalyzer test was administered.

The arrest report lists the time of arrest as 2:36AM and the time booked as 4:06AM.A spokesman for the Los Angeles Country Sheriff's Department told TMZ, "Mel Gibson was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence. He was released later this morning.

The investigation was still ongoing, just like it would be with any other person."

Calls to Gibson's rep were not immediately returned.

Lindsay gets PONED!




from ONTD:

Lindsay Lohan's hard-partying antics and recent bout of "heat exhaustion" has left one Hollywood big shot steamed, The Smoking Gun has learned. In a blistering July 26 letter to the 20-year-old actress, James G. Robinson, who heads the L.A. firm producing Lohan's current movie, calls her recent erratic behavior "discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional."

Robinson, the 70-year-old chief executive of Morgan Creek Productions, writes that Lohan has "acted like a spoiled child and in doing so have alienated many of your co-workers and endangered the quality" of "Georgia Rule," a movie now being filmed and which stars Lohan, Jane Fonda, and Felicity Huffman. A copy of Robinson's letter--which was delivered to Lohan at the Chateau Marmont hotel--can be found below.

A Morgan Creek official confirmed to TSG that the missive was sent to Lohan and her various representatives earlier this week. Robinson notes that while Lohan's aides have chalked up her lateness and absences to illness, he is "well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called 'exhaustion.'"

Noting that Morgan Creek refuses to "accept bogus excuses for your behavior," Robinson warns Lohan that she will be held "personally accountable" for losses caused by her actions. Claiming that Lohan's behavior has already "resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage," Robinson hints at possible legal action against the actress unless she begins honoring her production commitments.

He concludes, "I urge you to take this letter seriously and conduct yourself professionally."

Halle Berry pregs?


Hard to tell from the pic. Happiness to her if she is though.

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from idontlikeyouinthatway.com:

Halle Berry is now rumored to be pregnant after these pictures of her on the phone outside of her Beverly Hills home showed up online. The 39 year old has previously stated that she is desperate for a baby and that she will be pregnant by the time she's 40 whether she is with someone or not. She's been dating model Gabriel Aubrey for a while now, so there's a chance this is true, but to be honest, I'm really not seeing it. She's wearing a baggy dress. When I wear those, I'm usually just retaining water.

Where are the pictures already?


I still say prove it.

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from hollywoodrag.com:

Baby Suri Exists

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett Smith have seen baby Suri!

They saw Suri not once but twice at the Cruise-Holmes Beverly Hills mansion. Jada on Suri Cruise: "She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life." She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl."

She added:"She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone."She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair."

Smith also thinks Tom is "excellent" while Katie is "a great mom and she's loving every single second of it." Recently King of Queens actress Leah Remini also visited the Cruise compound to see the Cruise baby. She revealed the baby looked beautiful just like Tom and Katie.

People

I'm tired of this - just show us a damn picture of the baby. Is that so hard? Maybe Tom is waiting for his next movie premiere to reveal the pictures so he could really ca$h in.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

I Feel So Giddy!


Cuz we all know this is so true but to have actual witnessed confirmation really warms my evil little heart! Snark away!!!

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off of MSNBC.com:

Fired pool boy says Britney isn’t ‘nice’
Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much

By Jeannette Walls

Britney Spears isn’t a “nice person.” That’s the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the “Oops! ... I Did It Again” singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

“I was hanging out a little bit,” ex-employee Jon LaLane told In Touch Weekly. “She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame.” The next day, LaLane, says he got a call from Spears’ people, telling him not to report for work.

LaLane, son of the famed exercise guru Jack LaLane, also has a band, and he says he and K-Fed would talk music. But, he claims, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else.
“She wants Kevin on a leash,” LaLane told the mag. “She fires everybody. I figured, ‘Why not me?’ I just didn’t expect her to be so mean.”

He adds: “It’s a revolving door there. She’s not the nice person everyone thinks she is.”

Orlando Bloom has separation issues


from handbag gossip:

Bloom gets dolled up

Sexy star Orlando Bloom has admitted that he carries a doll of his girlfriend Kate Bosworth around with him to stop him missing her. The couple are currently spending a lot of time apart as Bloom is promoting the second 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film and Bosworth is busy with 'Superman Returns'.

To stop him getting too lonely, his blonde girlfriend gave him a toy of her as Lois Lane in her new film and she claims Orlando loves it. 'It looks nothing like me. But Orlando thinks she looks cute,' she told 'Heat' magazine.

Last week, the sexy celebrity couple rubbished reports their relationship was on the rocks. The actor, who has been dating Kate on and off for three years, claimed the pair are still 'blissfully happy' despite media reports to the contrary.

Rumours circulated that the couple, who met on the set of a Gap' advert in 2003, were at loggerheads after Orlando was spotted dirty dancing with 'Romeo and Juliet' actress Claire Danes at a party. However, Bloom denied that his relationship with his girlfriend was anything but perfect.

'Nothing means more to me in my life right now,' he said.

Prince is single again



Line up ladies! You could be the next contestant on this Wife is Right!

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form handbag gossip:

The artist formerly known as married

Another one bites the dust in the celebrity divorce world. Prince and his second wife Manuela Testolini Nelson are divorcing, according to latest reports. The 'Purple Rain' star never in fact confirmed that he was married to Nelson and denounced the legalities of the marriage after divorcing his first wife Mayte Garcia.

Prince was married to the backup dancer from 1996 to 1998 until their marriage was annulled. However, Alan Eidsness, the lawyer representing the popstar, has confirmed that a divorce was filed at Minnesota's Hennepin County District Court on May 24th. Court documents claim that the couple were married on December 31st 2001.

The divorce filing is expected to be sealed by the judge to protect the privacy of the pair. Nelson, 29, was a former employee at Prince's charitable foundation and is the founder and president of Gamillah, which operates a production company and line of designer candles. The star is also involved with a number of charities including YouthCARE and United Communities Against Poverty.

Representatives for Nelson said this week that they have no comment on the divorce.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Quip the Pic!



Jamie Lynn Spears and her BDBF

Well what are you gonna do now?


from ONTD:

Katie wants her career back

Is Katie reverting to her old self after a year of Tom Cruise voodo?

US Weekly reports the following

Stay-at-home mom no more! While Katie Holmes, 27, has enjoyed a quiet life in the three months since Suri’s birth – she spent much of July chilling out in Telluride, Colorado – the new mom has returned to L.A. with a new attitude. Sources tell Us she’s ready to get back to work.

On July, 19, the actress – who’s career was just shifting into high gear with the blockbuster release of Batman Begins when she hooked up with Tom Cruise, 44, last year – took a meeting sans Tom with her agents at CAA in Beverly Hills to fire up the search for the perfect vehicle for her big-screen return.“She knows it’s been too long. She doesn’t want to give up her career for her new life,” says a friend of Holmes’, who adds that she has been reading scripts looking for an “older, more mature role.”

And although she wants a hot career again, her family life won’t have to suffer, says an insider close to the pair.“She’s still very much involved with Tom and the baby,” says the source. “But she does want to start working again soon.”

What happened to the old Katie, the one without that dead look in her eyes...?

WAAAAAY Funny!


Tori Spelling shopping at the Dollar Store then wants us all to believe that she's not hurting....HA!

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from Us Weekly:

“I’ve worked since I was 16, so I pay for everything with my own money,” Tori Spelling (with husband Dean McDermott at an Ottawa discount store on July 23) has said. She also hit a local pawnshop the same day.

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In related Tori news, she blames Mommy for 'cheapening' her wedding:

from TMZ.com:

Tori to Mom - You Cheaped Out My Wedding

With reports of Tori Spelling's recent money woes, TMZ has learned that it was her first wedding that got the ball rolling in the rift between the "90210" star and her mother -- eventually leading to Tori's inheritance being torpedoed.

Tori was married to Charlie Shanian in July of 2004 at the Spelling's 56,000 square foot Holmby Hills estate and Candy Spelling planned the whole thing. She opened her wallet big time, hiring famed wedding planner Mindy Weiss and the tony Mark's Garden for the floral arrangements. We're told Candy dropped a cool mil on the affair.

But a family friend tells TMZ, Tori felt utterly shortchanged. The friend tells TMZ that Tori thought the wedding "wasn't big enough."Candy, on the other hand, felt slighted that Tori did not include enough of Candy's friends on the guest list. The two fought the entire time leading up to the wedding, at times not speaking to each other.

IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!

Lance Bass came out at last!!!
Sorry to any girl who was in love with him during the 'N Sync years!

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off of people.com:

Lance Bass, the former 'N Sync heartthrob, reveals that he is gay, in an exclusive interview with PEOPLE. "I knew that I was in this popular band and I had four other guys' careers in my hand, and I knew that if I ever acted on it or even said (that I was gay), it would overpower everything," says Bass, referring to bandmates Joey Fatone, Chris Kirkpatrick, JC Chasez and Justin Timberlake. "I

didn’t know: Could that be the end of ’N Sync? So I had that weight on me of like, ‘Wow, if I ever let anyone know, it's bad.' So I just never did," he says speaking about his sexual orientation for the first time with PEOPLE. Now, after years of keeping his personal life private, the Mississippi-bred, Southern Baptist-reared Bass, 27, is publicly revealing what he first shared with his friends, then his shocked family.

"He took years to really think about how he was going to tell everyone," says his close buddy Fatone, 29, who was the first 'N Sync bandmate to find out Bass is gay. "I back him up 100 percent." Adds Bass’s longtime pal, actress Christina Applegate: "I've always accepted him as who he is. It's about his own serenity at this point." Having pursued acting, producing and – most memorably – space flight after ’N Sync went on hiatus in 2002, Bass now is looking ahead to new beginnings.

He is in a "very stable" relationship with model-actor-Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl, 32, and is developing an Odd Couple-inspired sitcom pilot with Fatone in which his character will be gay. Mostly, though, he’s just enjoying the relief that comes with the culmination of a long, at times emotionally fraught journey. "The thing is, I’m not ashamed – that’s the one thing I want to say," he explains of his decision to come out. "I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I’ve been my whole life. I'm just happy."

As for why he's talking about this now Bass says, "The main reason I wanted to speak my mind was that (the rumors) really were starting to affect my daily life. Now it feels like it's on my terms. I'm at peace with my family, my friends, myself and God so there's really nothing else that I worry about."

For the full Q&A with Lance Bass, pick up PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday.

*GACK* for the day


Please, just get over it already...lots of people fall in love and then break up and go on with their lives.....If she has that many problems getting over it, maybe she needs professional help! Maybe Tom Cruise can work his crazy magic $cientology spells on her! Or she could just take a multi-vitamin.

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from handbag gossip:

Anderson 'still in love with ex'

Former 'Baywatch' babe Pamela Anderson has admitted that she is still in love with her ex-husband Tommy Lee on the eve of her marriage to Kid Rock. Pammy is set to marry Rock at the weekend but has confessed that she is still close to the father of her two children, reports Contact Music. 'If you loved somebody once, how could you not love them any more?' she said.

The couple were married from 1995 to 1998 but Pammy and Kid Rock, real name Robert James Ritchie, started dating a year later– only to call it off again in 2003. If this wasn't scandal enough, the voluptuous actress has reportedly asked her fiance ' s ex-lover to be her bridesmaid.

Pamela has been has become friendly with Jimmy Choo designer Tamara Mellon and has said she wants her to be involved in the ceremony. Tamara has also been romantically linked to Robbie Williams and met Kid Rock at Elton John and David Furnish's wedding last December, which led to them dating for two months. However, Tamara reportedly dumped Rock after he become embroiled in a sex-tape scandal.

After rekindling their romance earlier this month, Anderson and Rock are set to tie the knot on a friend's yacht on the French Riviera.

File under "Whatever"


I suppose she has to be odd for her own good...*rolls eyes*

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off of handbag gossip:

Madonna's constant toilet seat requests

Material Girl Madonna is requesting a new toilet seat at every one of her concerts on her upcoming world tour. Reports suggest that the ageing singer is so terrified of germs that she requests a brand new toilet seat in her dressing room for every night of her 'Confessions' tour, the Daily Mirror reports.

A source told the newspaper: 'The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig.'

A spokeswoman for Madonna has defended her quirky demands, which also include three special candles, white walls, a foot spa, a love seat, dozens of white roses and Kabbalah water.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

I DO NOT feel sorry for Dave Chappelle!


Who would be so stupid? But then, I've always heard that some people simply cannot handle success.

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from Defamer.com:

Mystery Solved: Comedy Central Drove Dave Chappelle Crazy With Money And Freedom

Dave Chappelle has had plenty of opportunities to try to explain why someone might abandon a hit TV show in the middle of production and escape to South Africa, a move that resulted in the likely forfeiture of a $50 million contract and invited the world to openly question his sanity.

Pity Comedy Central head Doug Herzog, who's had no invitations to tell his side of the story to Oprah, James Lipton, or Anderson Cooper. Knowing that his relationship with Chappelle was effectively destroyed by Comedy Central's airing of the "Lost Episodes" of Chappelle's Show, an exasperated Herzog, tired of months of questions about what he did to induce a schizophrenic fugue state in his network's most recognizable talent, finally got to return some fire at the TCAs yesterday.

TV Week's blog reports:
Chappelle has said the network put him under too much pressure, fostered an uncomfortable working environment and -- last week -- that the network made a "bully move" by airing episodes from the incomplete third season. Talking to Herzog after the network's "South Park" panel (more on that later), Herzog seemed fed up with Chappelle when asked about the comedian's complaints.

"It's all about Dave," he said. "If he's saying that we gave him a lot of money and complete creative control and that made him go off the deep end, then guilty."

There you have it, straight from a TV executive who knows he's never getting his biggest star back: They drove Chappelle crazy with piles of money and total freedom. Please spend the next two minutes distributing your sympathy between the rich guy who threw away an eight-figure paycheck or the other rich guy who signed that paycheck.

Who wears it better?


Personally, I think Jude does. OMG he looks hot there!

Justin Timberlake's "Sexy back"

It's a typical boy stalks girl til he gets what he wants....what I like is that JT has a more mature sound going on and yeah, I'd totally do him.


To watch, click on the link in the headline.

I love a good shit-stirrer


from A Socialite's Life:

Robbie Williams Calls Out Guy Ritchie

How delicious!

The Mirror reports about Robbie Williams' upcoming album:

The singer is risking the wrath of Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie by raking over the past on a track on his controversial new album. Both dated leggy TV presenter Tania Strecker - Ritchie before he met Madonna and the Robster after the film director ditched her.

Now Robbie has plundered his own relationship with Tania for material on his experimental album Rudebox74, to be released later this year - but then he seems to have gone further. Music industry insiders tell us the track She's Madonna is based on an alleged conversation Guy had with Tania when he left her.

According to her version of events, the man behind hit movies Lock, Stock and Snatch ended their romance with the words: "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna."

Of course, I always forget that Robbie Williams is straight and then I remember he's just British.

And as for risking Guy Richie's wrath...please. What's he gonna do? Make a bad movie about it starring his wife?

Tara's new gig


I think A Socialite's Life said it all (Frankentits. yeah, that works.) :

According to the New York Daily News:


The star of E!'s failed "Taradise" was "jumping up and down and screaming" Saturday night at the Delano Hotel in Miami when she got a call on her mobile phone that she'd been cast in "Senior Skip Day" and that the "Raging Bull" and "Meet the Fockers" great was to be her co-star. "It's all she talked about all week," says our spy." Reid's agent, Rich Hueners, told our Deborah Newman, Tara "was offered that movie, yes. Whether it's opposite Robert De Niro, I can't say." Stan Rosenfield, De Niro's spokesman, issued a quick denial: "He's not involved. It's not true."

Apparently, Reid's the last one to know. I don't think she'd be making that up, because she told so many people out there!" laughed our spy. "Her assistant even made a toast for her at the Blue Door, congratulating her on getting the movie."

Oh Tara.

It's hard to know what the right thing to say is. I'm not good at consoling. I guess you could look on the bright side and say that at least in the throes of your celebratory jumping up and down you didn't injure yourself with your Frankenstein-like implants?

Glass half full?

I need her drugs!


What do you mean you don't know? How can you not know?

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off of ONTD:

Even Janet Jackson isn't sure whether she's engaged to boyfriend Jermaine Dupri, she revealed in an interview that aired Tuesday on Britain's Choice FM Radio. Referring to Dupri, Jackson's boyfriend of five years, a DJ said, "You guys are getting married …" Jackson responded, "That's what he said. He, um … that's … everyone's been asking me about this. He said something about September 26th we were getting married." "What are you saying?" asked the DJ. Said Jackson, laughing, "That's the date the album comes out! September 26th." (The 26th is the drop date for Jackson's latest disc, 20 Years Old.)

The DJ then asked, flat-out, "Are you engaged?" "That's what he said!" Jackson said with a laugh. "So if … I don't know. You know … Everyone's been asking me about it. And if it's meant to happen, it'll happen."

When the DJ started to ask a follow-up question, Janet asked, "Why is everyone just staring at me? It's really quiet in here. It's too quiet in here." Should Jackson, 40, and Dupri, 33, tie the knot, it would come as no surprise. At an Atlanta press conference on Friday, Jackson told reporters, "Being with Jermaine has really changed my life. … I always wanted to find love. Now that I found love, I'm in a different space."

And last year, Dupri told PEOPLE that the only thing holding them back from getting married was timing. "We are trying to get our records right first," he said. At the time, Dupri had just released his compilation album, Jermaine Dupri Presents: Young, Fly & Flashy, Vol. 1, and Jackson was recording 20 Years Old. "I am trying to make sure that she returns and her career soars the way it is supposed to and we live happily ever after," he said.

The batshit crazies go to get their crazy shots


Gotta keep up with the vitamin shots so the rose-colored goggles don't fall off! To check out more, click on the link in the headline.

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from X17:

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Top Off Their Thetans
July 25, 2006

We've got exclusive video of Tom & Katie pulling into the Scientology Center yesterday - could baby Suri be in the car? I mean, with that sized entourage (you can see the line of black vehicles behind Tom's SUV as it turns into the parking lot), it seems like a reasonable question to ask - after all, it sure looks like Tom brings the whole team out when he makes his daily visit to the Center, and it's pretty doubtful that he's leaving Suri at home alone with her Dianetics Speak-n-Spell while he's doing it. Assuming, of course, that she exists in the first place.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Quip that Pic!


I wouldn't usually do this but this pic was kinda funny. Winner gets a gold star.

Ummm...wow.

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There goes the neighborhood!


i'm guessing that even tho Posh will fit right in in L.A. with her skinniness, she will still feel threatened and starve herself more. And find more plastic surgeons to make her look even faker.

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from justjared.com:

EXCLUSIVE: The Beckhams Are Coming!

Posted Jul 24th 2006 12:34PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Gossip/ Rumors, Paparazzi Photo

After conquering most of the known world, English soccer star David Beckham and his wife, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, are readying to bring their media invasion stateside. TMZ has learned they have begun house hunting in Los Angeles.

The supercouple are looking to set up digs in the affluent Bel Air section of town -- home to many of Hollywood's biggest stars and moguls.

While David currently plays for Real Madrid, earlier this month he resigned as captain of England's national team and is rumored to be in talks to join the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team.The move seems logical since David has already set up a branch of his youth soccer camp, The David Beckham Academy at Southern California's Home Depot Center.

And since murmurs of a Spice Girls reunion never materialized, a move to L.A. might be the first step toward launching Victoria's Hollywood career.

So move over Brangelina, TomKat and Bennifer because Posh and Becks are ready for their closeup!Paul Bloch, David and Victoria's American rep, denied the Beckhams were planning a U.S. move.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Jessica Simpson sucks but we knew that


Of course she's not moving magazines! Nobody cares about this ho anymore! It's over and we are ready for something more interesing, like Suri pics already!!!! The only thing this bag of short bones could do that would interest me is get pregnant, commit suicide or move in with Britney and K-fool! or a combination of those three things!

Now there's a reality show for you....if anybody's listening, Spin is giving this one away! Have the Midget move in with the Federlines! only insanity can ensue! Now send me my $$$!!!!

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from A socialite's life:

Lloyd Grove's Daily Dish from the New York Daily News reveals the following:
OK! magazine -- which reportedly paid Simpson up to $1 million to pose for half a dozen covers, not to mention a nice commission for her PR rep -- apparently isn't moving the merchandise. I hear that sales of the Jessica cover of OK!'s July 24 issue -- about 540,000 -- were 10% lower than the magazine's Jennifer Aniston-Vince Vaughn cover the week before, and 15% lower than the Britney Spears cover three weeks earlier. "Jessica was their lowest sale in seven weeks," a glossy-magazine insider told Lowdown yesterday. "She's so over. She's a bargain-basement star who can only sell $1.99 magazines at best these days."

Well, maybe if there were more ice-cream action going on in her photo shoots, moving magazines wouldn't be a problem.

Another in the works!


Whatever. They can afford it and she will get to eat again for a few months. And yeah, I'll make the comment here too: Yet another fucktrophy to be made for her. And more plastic surgery to cover it up after it's over as well. *Yawn*

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from ONTD:

POSH and Becks are trying for their fourth baby — and this one looks set to be made in Europe. The couple are said to be desperate to have a daughter. And they're not wasting any time getting on with it as they romp their way around the continent.

Becks, 31, has told close pals they've been trying non-stop for a baby. A source told the News of the World: "They've had their problems in the past but they're all gone. It's as if they're on their honeymoon again. They just can't stop touching and kissing each other." The couple already have three sons — Brooklyn, seven, Romeo, three, and one-year-old Cruz.

But the source added: "David has told us he can't wait to be a father again and another child, especially a daughter, would complete the family." The pair have been holidaying in the South of France, Marbella, and Italy. And they snogged for THREE FULL MINUTES in front of stunned guests at an exclusive restaurant in Portovenere. One said: "David couldn't keep his eyes or his hands off Posh. They were in the restaurant for five hours and kept kissing in between courses. They didn't care who saw them."

The lovebirds are now cruising on a £20million yacht owned by Posh's designer friend Roberto Cavalli. And it's clear from these snaps they don't need any help floating their boat.

This just gets better and better.


I still say the Bianci-chick is a hooker, even though what Peter Cook did was very wrong.....She had no problem taking his $$$$, she had no problem with him making payments on her car, it only became a problem when he got caught. Hooker.

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off of the national enquirer:

Christie Brinkley's cheating husband was once arrested for drug-dealing, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Court documents obtained by The ENQUIRER reveal Peter Cook was busted in 1982 — 14 years before he married the "Uptown Girl."The shocking disclosure follows the supermodel's separation from architect husband Cook, 47, after learning of his affair with his 19-year-old assistant Diana Bianchi, a story broken exclusively by The ENQUIRER on our web site July 15.

Now The ENQUIRER has discovered that Cook was 23 at the time of his arrest on November 10, 1982. He was busted for attempting to sell cocaine to an undercover cop.The incident occurred at a Long Island, N.Y., highway rest stop.A source familiar with the case said the incident occurred at the "East Bound" rest station at Exit 52 of the Long Island Expressway (L.I.E.).Said the source: "The L.I.E. rest stop was said to be a meeting place for gay men seeking anonymous sex."To some degree, Peter's lucky he was caught. Had he not been arrested, he may have continued selling drugs and ended up living a far different life than he's had."

A letter to the court, written by Cook's attorney at the time, stated: "On November 10, 1982, Peter was arrested when he sold a quantity of cocaine to an undercover police officer. Peter spent that first night in jail and was released the next day on his own recognizance."On February 7, 1983, Peter waived indictment by a grand jury and pled guilty to one count of criminal sale of a controlled substance in the fifth degree in full satisfaction of Suffolk County Information Number W-220-83."

The letter further stated that the District Attorney recommended that Cook be sentenced to 90 days in jail and five years probation. But the sentence was later reduced to only probation and Cook did not serve any jail time besides the night he spent in lockup following the bust.Another court document noted that Cook was convicted of "Criminal Sale of A Controlled Substance, Fifth Degree." And it listed the date of sentence as April 14, 1983, in the Supreme Court, Suffolk County before "Justice McInerney."

The source said influence from Cook's wealthy family helped get the sentence reduced.Said the source: "Cook's attorney at the time wrote lengthy letters explaining Cooks' family ties to old Southampton families and other East End connections."There were also letters written to Judge McInerney extolling Cook's virtues — these came from his mother Jean and from Rev. E. Paul Army of St. Francis Xavier Church in New York City."As a result of these efforts by his attorneys, friends and family, on January 9, 1984, Peter's sentenced was reduced to probation only, and the probation term itself was reduced from five years to something insignificant."

A letter written by Cook's attorney to the court said Cook was unemployed at the time of the arrest despite having been signed earlier that year as a Ford model.Five years after the arrest, Cook started his own architectural firm in 1987. A staple on the Hamptons' party circuit, he met Christie in 1996.Later that year, the then 37-year-old proposed to Christie, who was 42 at the time. After becoming her fourth husband, the couple had a daughter, Sailor, now 8, and raised son Jack, 11, from her brief marriage to developer Richard Taubman.

Christie's oldest daughter — Alexa, 20 — is from her marriage to Billy Joel.Christie filed for separation from Cook on July 11 after learning he had an affair with his teenaged assistant, who is only two years out of high school and is an aspiring singer.Cook met Bianchi, an attractive brunette, at a toy store last year when she was 18.In what is expected to be a nasty $60 million divorce, Christie has hired Manhattan divorce attorney Eleanor Alter, who represented Mia Farrow in her ugly custody battle with Woody Allen in the early 90's. Published on: 07/21/2006

Go Team Nick!


It serves the midget right. And her creepy father too.

from the national enquirer:

NICK GIVES JESSICA THE BIG KISS-OFF!
By RICK EGUSQUIZA

Talk about a slap in the face!

With the ink barely dry on their divorce decree, Nick Lachey brazenly lip-locked with new galpal Vanessa Minnillo at a Hollywood hot spot as ex-wife Jessica Simpson looked on in horror.

The July 15 incident happened at Hyde — the ultra-elite club that's no bigger than a living room."Jessica and the girls were having a nightcap when who should stroll in but Nick and Vanessa Minnillo," a Hollywood insider told The ENQUIRER.

"The room parted like the Red Sea — everyone's jaw dropped as they made their entrance. Poor Jessica froze in horror."

Oh BARF


I almost wish these two would just vanish. She has the money, just go buy a small tropical island, take your loser bottom-feeding pot smoking husband, your fucktrophies and just go the fuck away. Maybe then I'd believe that their marriage isn't about to end because I wouldn't be hearing it ALL THE TIME. I'd be SHOCKED if they just faded away into oblivion where they belong!

what attention whores.

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off of thebosh.com:

Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline have recorded a series of duets during a marathon singing session.


Federline hopes the collaborations will eventually kill tabloid reports the pair is set to split reports Female First.

The couple, who have been married for two years and are expecting their second child in September (06), have been a frequent target for the tabloid
Federline says, "Even with the bad stuff, you go through it, and it just makes you love each other even more. Well, in our case at least."

Kevin Federline is so impressed with one of the duets he has selected it to feature on his debut album PLAYING WITH FIRE, but he won't divulge its title.
He tells USA Today, "It's not really a love song. It gives my point of view on how my family is and how tight my family is.

"People shouldn't believe what they're told about us. They should listen to what comes out of my mouth and what comes out of my wife's mouth."

In other news, Kevin Federline is set to make his musical debut at America's TeenChoice Awards in August.

The fledgling rapper will close the awards show with his single "Lose Control," from his upcoming album Playing with Fire, USA Today reports.
Federline says the public will be "shocked" by his performance.