Saturday, October 6, 2007

Futurama fans rejoice!

here's the ad for the DVD about to be released!

WATCH OUT!!!


Lindsay's been released from the zoo!!!

off of that ass-kissing source, People.com:

Lindsay Lohan has checked out of the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, where she has been since August, multiple sources, including both of her parents, confirm to PEOPLE.

"She's finished the program," one source says. "Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay."

Lohan's mother, Dina, told PEOPLE Friday: "I'm proud of her. She's moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She really needed to heal."

Lohan was photographed Friday afternoon with her father Michael, who carried her suitcases, leaving Cirque Lodge. "I will be there in her life as best I can but from here on she's going to have a lot of decisions to make on her own," Michael told PEOPLE Friday. "Now that she is going out into the world, I can only hope for the best."

Gimme More!

Here's the video, before it's supposed to drop! won't tell you where I found it, so it doesn't get yanked from there but if you really want it, it's not hard to track down (youtube pulled it)




off of gossip rocks:

Britney Spears names new album "Blackout" - Yahoo! News

Britney Spears' first studio album in four years will be called "Blackout," her label said.

The Jive Records release is due in U.S. stores on November 13, and a day earlier internationally. The album title "refers to blocking out negativity and embracing life fully," said Jive, a unit of Sony BMG Music Entertainment.

Its first single, "Gimme More," soared 65 places to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart Thursday after selling 179,000 downloads. It marks her first top 10 hit since "Toxic" in March 2004, and her best showing on the chart since her smash debut "...Baby One More Time" hit No. 1 in 1999. Spears lip-synched to "Gimme More" during her infamous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.

While her professional fortunes appear to be improving, her personal life remains troubled. Spears lost custody of her two young sons last week to her ex-husband Kevin Federline. A Los Angeles family court on Thursday issued strict rules governing her visitation rights, including a requirement that a monitor be present whenever the pop star is with them.

Spears' last album, 2004's "In the Zone," sold poorly relative to her earlier releases.

Nick and Vanessa to split?

prenup, shmenup

off of celebitchy:

Vanessa Minnillo is hardcore. She’s got a reputation as being a bit of a diva – supposedly that’s why she was axed by MTV and “Entertainment Tonight” – and apparently she’s bringing that same diva mentality to her relationship with Nick Lachey. She’s told him that he’s got to marry her by next year or she’s out the door. I think Vanessa Minnillo has an inflated sense of self. When she worked for “Entertainment Tonight” she was supposedly a total bitch when she had to actually work, and thought she’d become enough of a celebrity that she shouldn’t have to interview people… which was her job. Ahh, to be paid to stand there and look pretty. Pretty much what I do here at Celebitchy.

“Vanessa Minnillo has hit Nick Lachey with a wedding ultimatum - marry me by next year without a prenup or I’m gone! ‘Vanessa loves Nick, but she’s prepared to walk if he’s not willing to marry her,’ an insider told The ENQUIRER. ‘And she’s not going to get involved in a prenuptial agreement. She feels marriage is forever, and she doesn’t want to begin a lifelong commitment by signing an agreement that’s just an out for a divorce.’ Ex-boy band member Nick, 33, and the 26-year-old beauty are spending time between homes in Los Angeles and New York - and are nearly ready to seal the deal, say sources.

“As the Enquirer recently revealed, Vanessa has picked out an engagement ring - a platinum band with a large emerald-cut diamond in the center and two smaller emerald-cut stone on each side. She first spotted the sparkler at the Kentucky Derby in May. ‘But all bets are off in Nick forces a prenup on her,’ said the insider.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 8, 2007]

Jennifer Lopez is actually pregs!


Guess that Xenu super juice worked!

off of SF gate, pic from Bossip:

Wardrobe Malfunction Reveals Lopez Is Pregnant

Norwich Bulletin / Khoi Ton

Jennifer Lopez confirmed she is pregnant on Wednesday night when a wardrobe malfunction accidentally revealed her baby bump.

The singer has refused to announce the big news and her representative categorically denied it last month.

As rumors intensified, Lopez was expected to make a big announcement during her show at New York's Madison Square Garden on Sunday -- but she ruined the surprise during the first concert of her U.S. tour in Connecticut, when a loose fitting top blew free, exposing her rounded tummy, in full view of fans and captured on film.

The child will be Lopez's first and her husband Marc Anthony's fourth. He has three kids from previous relationships.

Faye BeBop video

you know Crazy Bitch fits!


This makes me laugh!!!!


Cuz Kanye is so full of himself...

off of Holy moly!

Kanye West is bringing out a range of hideously bland clothing to complement his hideously bland music.

And the name is his cutting-edge streetwise range? 'Pastel'. Presumably 'Beige' was already taken.

In other Kanye West fashion news, a mole spotted the rapper in Paris 'doing' the shows this week. Apparently the paparazzi don't like him much (he's really fucking miserable and the only point of being in the front row is to have your picture taken) so they've all taken to calling him Kenny to piss him off. And it's working.

*** Also:

A healthy mole was exercising on a treadmill in a gym (Holmes Place, Notting Hill, if you really want to know) when to his horror Geri Halliwell's version of 'It's Raining Men' comes on MTV, causing the mole to rip off his headphones to avoid contamination.

But the singing continued, albeit rather squeakier and out of tune. Turning round, the mole saw Geri herself on the machine behind, working out and happily singing along to her own track with all the talent of a tone deaf puppy.

*hey, at least she works out!*

Friday, October 5, 2007

What happened? Why now??

I LOVED this woman, I was a huge fan!!!! This makes Spin very sad. Why is she now admitting it? Maybe she is broke and has noting left to lose?

off of reuters.com:

WHITE PLAINS, New York (Reuters) - U.S. Athletics superstar Marion Jones pleaded guilty on Friday to lying to federal investigators and admitted to using steroids, which could cost her the five medals she won in the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

After years of publicly denying using performance-enhancing drugs, Jones, 31, admitted using a substance known as "the clear" before the 2000 Olympics.

"This was a lie, your honor, as I knew I had taken the substance," Jones told U.S. District Judge Kenneth Karas in White Plains, just north of New York City.

She pleaded guilty to two felonies -- lying to federal investigators about her steroid use and lying to them about a separate check fraud case.

Jones became the first athlete convicted in connection with the probe into the San Francisco-area laboratory BALCO, the center of a doping scandal that has tarnished the reputations of leading athletes in baseball, American football and athletics.

The Washington Post, citing a source familiar with Jones' legal situation, had reported that Jones admitted to steroid use in a letter she sent to close family and friends.

In the letter Jones said she took tetrahydrogestrinone (THG), also know as "the clear," for two years beginning in 1999 but believed it to be flaxseed oil.

"I want to apologize to you all for all of this," Jones said in the letter, according to the Post. "I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways."

Monday, October 1, 2007

Oh Noes!!!


Off of MSN music:

Spears Loses Custody of Her Kids
Oct. 1, 2007, 7:07 PM EST

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears' continuing downward spiral took a devastating turn Monday when she was ordered to relinquish custody of her children by a judge who had cited her drug-and-alcohol-fueled lifestyle.

Superior Court Judge Scott M. Gordon ruled that that ex-husband Kevin Federline will take Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, beginning Wednesday "until further order of the court."

The order stemmed from an unspecified oral motion made by Federline's lawyers and was handled in a closed-door hearing. The judge's order did not state the reason for the change in custody and he ordered all transcripts of the proceedings sealed.

Phone messages left for representatives of Spears and Federline were not immediately returned Monday.

Last month, Gordon said Spears engaged in "habitual, frequent and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol" and ordered her to undergo random drug and alcohol testing twice a week as part of her ongoing custody dispute with Federline.

Spears also was previously ordered to meet weekly with a "parenting coach" who was to observe and report back to the court about her parenting skills. Both Spears and Federline must complete the court's "Parenting Without Conflict" class.

Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, were married in October 2004. She filed for divorce last November and it became official in July. The two have joint custody of their sons, but Federline is seeking a greater share of custody.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

$cientology strikes again!

off of gossip rocks:

Tom Cruise extortionist found dead in home...

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A man who agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos was found dead in his home, authorities said.

Investigators said it appeared David Hans Schmidt, 47, who was under house arrest and faced up to two years in federal prison, had committed suicide.

He was found dead in his townhouse around 3 p.m. Friday after police noticed a tracker placed on him had not moved and he had not checked in, said Lt. Anthony Lopez.

It wasn't known when Schmidt, who was free on $100,000 bond, was to enter his plea in court. He also faced a $250,000 fine under a plea agreement filed Aug. 24 in Los Angeles.

Schmidt, known for brokering deals involving compromising celebrity photos and videos, was arrested in July after federal authorities said a co-defendant obtained photos of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy last year from the event's official photographer, court documents show.

Starting in May, Schmidt had repeated contact with Cruise representatives and threatened to release the photos if he didn't receive between $1.2 and $1.3 million, authorities said.

Schmidt also tried to auction off Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of undress and other personal items that had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.

He also claimed to have brokered deals to sell a sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," and a video of skater Tonya Harding's wedding night, according to published reports. He also claimed to have obtained topless shots of rescued U.S. Army POW Pfc. Jessica Lynch.

Yahoo news

also off of gossip rocks:

I just found this: "He hung himself, and the shower stall was so small, he had to squat to get the job done," a source familiar with the situation told the National Enquirer."

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Isn't this the same guy who got his hands on all of Pari$ite's stuff, including her herpes meds? and he's dead now? dammm.

Gimme More

Found this on youtube & thought i'd share...the song isn't bad, you can almost see how it should have been done at the VMA's, but she fucked it up. Anyhow, this is a beautifully rendered video of the song using the old Brit who was still hot & we loved to hate her for being hot.

Whuuuu???


Pam Anderson married again?

Off of That Other Blog:

They say the third time’s the charm, but somehow I have a feeling that marrying Rick Salomon, who’s been with Shannen Doherty and Paris Hilton, isn’t gonna be a long-term thing.

Gorillaz + Cowboy BeBop!

Clint Eastwood, BeBop style....enjoy!