Saturday, March 3, 2007

Saying Good-Bye




I'm going to miss my favorite trainwreck. This is from Splash News, who had exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole funeral:

Anna Nicole was finally laid to rest this morning. Say what you want about Howard K. Stern and what his intent has been all along - what many of us (including me) have forgotten is that he did truly love Anna Nicole Smith.

Stern made a touching tribute to Anna Nicole at her funeral - and no matter what you think of the whole circus surrounding Anna’s death, the sad facts are Stern lost his best friend and little Dannielynn, her mother.


Also off of Holy Moly!


Gee, I wonder who could have introduced Britney to the stuff? *Looking at Pari$* Maybe that's how she lost weight so fast...Rumor is that there are pictures of Pari$ doing meth that weren't released on the ParisExposed site (now defunct). Word is that they were holding out on them, not for any pity, but that is something that could really destroy her! Too bad the pics weren't released...at least not yet.

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Toxic

Crystal Meth is a horrible drug. It leads to jaw-clenching, agitation, irritability, panic attacks, depression and wanton sexual behaviour.
Britney Spears has been seen out in public in the last month with no knickers, a severely itchy scalp and a penchant for wielding golf clubs at photographers.

Not that there's any connection there.

Oh My!

Off of Holy Moly!

Let Them Eat Coke

Which Hollywood A-lister is not as clean cut as she has lead the world - and her A-list boyfriend - to believe?

For the full story click here. Yes, we're actually going to tell you who it is!

Oh, I do love the annual Oscars clusterfuck. The frocks! The tears! Actually, sod that, it's the talent making complete and utter tits of themselves that's far more entertaining. So my inbox pinged to attention like a mongrel with the horn when this little gem arrived direct from a mole over in Hollywood.

Picture the scene: it's the inevitable coke-by-the-bucketful post-Oscars party, when out of the powder room stumbles Kirsten Dunst with more dust flying around her head than a bug in a Dyson, her hair a tangled mess plastered across her drug sweat-oozing forehead. "What were you doing in there?" asks the party's host. The best Dunst, a gerbil with cocktail umbrellas for tits, can manage? "Erm..."

All of which gives credence to the real reason she and Jake Gyllenhaal split: it was because of her drug hoofing and not the other way round, as her publicist would like you to think. It also makes this holier-than-thou quote from Dunst even more ridiculous than it already is: "I've never come across cocaine on a film set... I'm very naive about that. I don't smoke and I've only tried pot once in my life. I do everything in moderation. I drink, but I don't go out and get plastered. I deal with my problems, so I don't have vices over which I have no control."

Also spotted at the same party were Paris Hilton, queuing for the bog and looking absolutely battered, and Rachel Stevens, looking bored and a bit like a fat Felicity Kendal; only made of suet and with raisins for eyes.

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In other news, Elizabeth Hurley married her Indian businessman this weekend....she actually went through with it! Word is they are now on their way to India to have another ceremony there.