Saturday, December 21, 2013

Duck Dynasty Fiasco

Look, to be honest, I don't watch reality shows.  I find them dull. However, I have two takes on this GQ interview.  They go like this:

A) By getting the guy off  the show, all that A&E did was give what'shisface validation that his views, however assinine, are validated.  Everyone who thinks like him will also feel that they are validated in their views.  Now they can say that they are right and A&E is punishing them for it.

What has happened is that the producers are scared of losing revenue and that's all it boils down to. A&E makes a lot of revenue from this show.  What's funny is the the DD folks could walk away from this show without much scarring because they have their own money. A&E is in a position to lose.

B)The show's ratings are beginning to slip and this is a way to boost viewership.

No one is going to change how this guy or people like him think. I see this as purely a money issue.

Flame away.

update: Since Ol' Phil is going to be back on the show, I'd have to say it's one helluva marketing plan to get DD merchandise to move.  We've all been punked.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Music Post Edition Spin Sycle

Via Tiff J (thank you! always turning me on to new music!) this is Wiyaala.  You need to hear her music.  This is some good stuff!

Rock My Body



Make Me Dance

Monday, December 2, 2013

Spin Sycle for Monday, December 2 2013

Hey Spinions!!  How was your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)?  Are the Holidays being good to you?

Let's dive in!

Paul Walker died tragically at the age of 40 in a car accident. He was a star of the Fast and Furious movies.

Is this finally the beginning of the end for the Kardashians?  You know, we could just ignore them!  That's always an option!

Amazon wants to use delivery drones, Texans froth at the mouth to be able to do some target practice.

Nobody wants to get into business bed with Kanye.

Don't write checks that your ego can't cash, Roseanne Barr.

Enjoy Fallout Boy's "Where did the party go"



update: here's a blind item for you:
[Blind Gossip] There is an unwritten rule in Hollywood about throwing people under the bus. It’s incredibly stupid to screw over people who are more famous and successful than you just to get yourself a few minutes of publicity.
Then again, this singer never was the brightest bulb on the Disney tree.
He recently did an interview that threw some famous people under the bus. Blah blah blah. Lies, lies, LIES! And the people he talked about are furious!
Yes, they know that he is a dr*g addict, and that he lies about everything. But that excuse won’t wash with them. They know that just about everything he said about sex and drugs and music and business – and who did what to whom and when – is a blatant lie. But is completely unacceptable that his lies involve name-dropping them to make himself look like an innocent victim and to make them look evil and manipulative.
How do you they even begin to retaliate against such lies? Well, they don’t want to give him more of the public attention that he craves. So they are banding together to decide on a strategy to retaliate privately. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. He really pissed off the wrong people this time. His punishment is coming.
Spin's guess: Joe Jonas, interview is here

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, November 20 2013

Hey Spinions, how is your week so far?  At least it's about over, yes?

Let's start with a Blind Item, shall we?

[Blind Gossip] He is a television star who tried long and hard to have a baby with his S.O.
Now that the baby is here, though, he is being a real jerk about it! He doesn’t go home after work, and he has little interaction with either the baby or the mother. What’s going on here?
Well, we’ve gotten to the root of the problem. He is privately telling friends that he doesn’t really consider the baby “ours”! The couple had so many fertility problems that they eventually used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby. Now he says that his S.O. isn’t the baby’s “real mother” and that they aren’t the baby’s “real parents.” He likes to make that dig directly at the mother rather meanly and rather frequently, too. No, he’s not kidding. And his behavior certainly isn’t funny.
Dad: Spin's guess: Jimmy Fallon
TV Show: Spin's guess: Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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Khloe sure is defensive isn't she?  Gosh, if you don't like the reaction you get when putting things online for all to see, then maybe things shouldn't be put online.....especially when you're going to pull the "it's nobody's business" card.  Nobody's Business doesn't need to be all over the web.
You can get more money, Kanye, but you can never get more time.
I understand the grief of loss, but nothing will bring her back.  
Sean Penn is still an asshole.
Is Ashlee Simpson (you remember her, Jessica Simpson's sister) getting married again?
Kaley Cuoco confounds me with her wedding plans.
So....Chris Brown was kicked out of rehab?

Is Danielle Jonas really pregnant or is it all for ratings?
Have a great day!






Monday, November 18, 2013

Friday, November 15, 2013

Spin Sycle WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Happy weekend, Spinions!!  Glad that it's here?  Let's start with a blind item:

[Bossip] Which YMCMB Rapper Allegedly Beat The Brakes Off Of His Big Booty Baby Mama?
A BOSSIP source close to the beaten baby mama’s camp claims that this tattooed rhyme-spitter got into a knock-down-drag-out brawl with the mother of his child after she caught wind of his dirty dog deeds with another woman.
Although this MC has experienced a modicum of success in the past years, he is a known wankster who likes to put on as if his money is a lot older than the name of his record label suggests.
He’s recently been seen parading around town with some of his A-List friends, thirsty for photo ops that will keep him relevant while his career is on serious slide. For the life of us we can’t figure out why these friends are hangin’ out with him, but that’s neither here, nor there.
Considering that this frail-bodied fraud is so skinny, we’re actually surprised that his baby mama didn’t whoop his azz once the fade commenced!
Any idea who he might be?
Rapper:
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How deluded is Courtney Stodden?  Try reading this.  This comes after Miley Cyrus saying that she's a huge feminist.
Britney is from Louisiana and people are surprised that she would not be pro gay marriage.
Chris Brown is out of rehab after two weeks.
Have a great weekend!



Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Welcome to the SpiN SycLe!!!: Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Welcome to the SpiN SycLe!!!: Spin Sycle for November 13 2013: Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it? Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them ...

Spin Sycle for November 13 2013

Hey Spinions!!   How is your week?  Shall we get to it?

Who keeps up with this crap?  It seems KStew, despite reports of the two of them seeing other people, are getting married. Or are they? Que fantastic facepalm.

This whole thing with Brooke and Charlie gets more and more bizarre.  I'm not sure how much I buy into this one though, especially with all the stories of Brooke leaving her pee on a stick pregnancy tests all over for people to run across.  Also, even with IVF, pregnant is still pregnant and she would have stayed sober regardless.....which we all know she did not.

It seems there is a scandal with the Duggars (you know, eleventy billion children and still counting).  Will this be on their show?

If you are a critic, Justin Timberlake doesn't like you.

No. No. No. No. No.

Wait until you get closer to 40, Jennifer Lawrence. It's easy when you're young.

Gun Safety with Archer:



Have a great day!

Monday, November 11, 2013

Spin Sycle for November 11 2013

Happy Veteran's Day, Spinions!!  Let's see what's happening:

Charlie Sheen's twins, Bob and Max, who are four years old, are to be drug tested.  Do I need to remind my dear Spinions that Brooke went to rehab TWICE while she was pregnant with them? (Meth is EVIL and she then went 19 times after that.  I am not making that up)

Work it, Miley.  Work it all you can while you can.

Happy Birthday, Leo DiCaprio

BBT's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) wants us all to know that she is not pregnant.

here's the blind item about Kaley:
[Blind Gossip] She is one of the stars of a very popular television series. She has also been the subject of at least one Blind Gossip item this year because she was participating in a PR-generated relationship with another actor.
Right after they “broke up”, our actress started dating a professional athlete. Five minutes later, they declared that they intended to spend their lives together!
Huh? What’s the rush? Well, as usual, we know the the definitive answer before everyone else: She is pregnant!
Yes, that’s right, pregnant! Her friends are telling us that she is right around the twelve-week mark. She is not quite ready to announce, but will instead spend the next few weeks wearing loose-fitting clothing and hoping that you don’t notice (just like Kerry Washington). She will definitely announce before the end of the year.
Three questions: Is it wise for her to marry someone she hardly knows just because she is pregnant? Will they work her pregnancy into her television show? And who will they say is the TV Daddy?

Have a great day!

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

The Spin Sycle for Tuesday, Nov. 5 2013

What's up, Spinions (if you're in the U.S.), did you go vote today? 

Let's have a blind item:
[Hollywood Street King] The notorious New Yorker may be serving a 25-year prison sentence, but he escaped lethal injection. Know how? Sources say he snitched on just about everybody he could think of. Don’t believe me.. Just ask Slim the Mobster.
“He cooperated with the FBI to dodge the de*th penalty.”

Sources say as the FEDS continue their sweep, many of our mystery man’s former associates are hiding out. Just ask Darrius ‘D Mac’ Rogers.

When it comes to Sean ‘Puff Daddy’ Combs, our blind item subject has the real Bad Boy deal … which he’s said to have revealed to the FEDS.

Here’s what our blind item subject reportedly told federal investigators:

“Puffy has sex with young boys. He keeps hidden cameras on deck so he can extort friends or foes. Puff’s got sex tapes of him and Usher.”

Back in 2005, he shot Suge Knight at a Miami party hosted by Kanye. Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?

Shooter:  Popular guess is Jimmy Henchman


Good luck with that, Goopy

Charlie hates Brooke, ok?

Drew Barrymore is pregnant again.

At this point, I think the gods are done with Kanye.

Some harsh truth for Lady Gaga.  It might be over for you.

Have a great Tuesday! 

Friday, November 1, 2013

Spin Sycle for November 1, 2013 and weekend edition!

How was your Halloween, Spinions???  are you ready to be bombarded by Christmas now??

I found this funny as hell, Mama June and Honey Boo Boo's family dressed as the Kardashians for Halloween.  Just imagine the hilarity if the two families ever actually meet:

Honey Boo Boo and Her Family Keep Up with the Kardashians for Halloween

And Neil Patrick Harris's family was perfect as usual:




It seems that even the gods are tired of Kanye's shit

I'm pretty sure that by this point, Khloe is in it for the $ now.....your friend Spin heard something about Khloe getting most of Lamar's $ if he died....which would be more than a divorce would bring.  Obvious choice is obvious?

Finally, if anybody cares, Kendra Wilkinson is pregnant with #2

Weekend update:  Love is dead, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison split up.  Then again, quelle surprise.  Will she become the next Pari$ Hilton? And I mean in regards to the annoying overexposure for nothing.  Wait, how much do you want to bet that there's a sex tape being shopped around (barf)?




Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Spin Sycle for October 30, 2013

Let's get back to it with a soft open, shall we, Spinions?  How about a blind item?

[Blind Gossip] This popular male singer is completely reckless and out of control.

We believe that there are many reasons for this: Dr*gs. Alcohol. Bad friends. Too much fame too early in his life. Too much money. Not enough people willing to say “No” to him. Too many girls who are willing to have unprotected sex with him.

One of the women with whom he has been having sex is a pretty young dancer who used to work at a very popular L.A. hotspot. He caught her act several times and soon asked her to join his tour.

She wasn’t just a dancer on his payroll. She was also his sexual partner in between his trysts with other girls. Yes, there are always lot of girls. Our guy has a voracious sexual appetite.

Very recently (within the past few weeks), our dancer discovered that she was pregnant by the singer. Oops.

His management team told her exactly what they expected from her. Baby? No! She would get an ab*rtion, and in return, she would get a lump sum of cash and she would get to keep her  job.

She initially refused the offer. The management doubled their efforts. They told her that if she didn’t get an ab*rtion, that she would be fired from the tour and that they would make sure that she never worked professionally again (No, we don’t know exactly how they were going to ensure that happened).

This is a young girl with no money, no higher education, and no job skills except dancing. She was up against a rich and powerful celebrity and his rich and influential management team. She took the deal. She had the ab*rtion just a few weeks ago… and went right back out on tour with him as one of his dancers.

Spin's guess:  Justin Bieber

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Spin Sycle

I'm sorry guys.  I've lost the most important person in my life and I don't feel much like writing about anything.  Maybe later.


Saturday, May 4, 2013

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

hey Syclers, what's up?



Here's the real reason that Brooke Mueller lost custody of her babies with Charlie Sheen

Jeff Hanneman killed by a spider.

Lindsay Lohan in rehab, how long will this last?

and here's a blind item for you:

[Blind Gossip] So there’s a rumor going around that they are planning a wedding. We have just two words to describe this:
Holy. Sh*t.
You know that every event in this family’s life is plotted and planned and choreographed and filmed and packaged and sold, right? There is absolutely nothing spontaneous about any major life event. To even think that the family would not plan and capitalize on the engagement process is ridiculous.
After all, engagements are all about romance and rings and proposals and announcements and parties and publicity and endorsements! The family has absolutely no interest in skipping over that major life event and going straight to a wedding with no gifts and no press and no camera crews and no hoopla.
We found out that someone has gone way off the reservation, and the family is frantic! There are lots of negotiations and contract renegotiations and arguments and attempts at manipulation and blackmail going on right now. The family’s attempts to contain and control the source are actually backfiring on them. It’s quite the mess, and if all the parties can’t start playing nice together, this fake marriage is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the last one.
Couple:
Family:

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Spin Sycle Special Edition

They caught him!!!  Maybe now some answers can be found out

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If anybody cares, Kim K and Kris Humphries are now divorced.  Maybe the judge felt they were both losers and just needed to get over it.

and of course, Kim doesn't feel like Kanye is doing enough for her

If anybody cares.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, April 2 2013

Hey Syclers, what's up!!!

You know, it was just a matter of time before one of those fools from Buckwild turned up dead.  If your deathpool landed on April Fool's day, please come forward to collect your prize.

If you hate Kate Gosselin, you're about to be outed

Weight Watchers?  But of Kourse

Mike Tyson to have his face tat removed

This is for Kimye:

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Spin Sycle Easter Edition

Happy bunnies and eggs day, Syclers!!!  Some funny ish that is going on!!

Kanye West may be the most magnificent troll in history.  Who else would name their baby Khrist?

Don't forget that Game of Thrones is back tonight!!

Wish I could afford it!

Justin Bieber is disgusting

Jeremy Renner is father to a little girl

There's a Wonder Woman porno.

Here's some Peter Frampton for your day:

Monday, March 25, 2013

Spin Sycle Special edition

For my father who left the toils of this life last week:

When your journey is over
And your days are done
Rest back, smile
remember that you are loved


My father was loved and he loved.  He was the best father that a person could ever have. He will be greatly missed.


Thursday, February 28, 2013

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 1 2013

How's your March going so far, Syclers?  Is it Spring yet where you are?

This is so gross and unfair, Syclers.  How is it that this douchebag can become a father, yet I am infertile?  and people wonder why I am a nonbeliever.

Rick Springfield is returning to General Hospital, in case any of you actually watch that soap.

Holly Madison looks pretty good pregnant, with that new hair color

Is Kanye West losing his mind?  People are starting to wonder

Jennifer and Justin are going to do the deed


Remember the Girls Gone Wild videos?  Well, now GGW is bankrupt.  LOL

Enjoy Casablanca by Low Deep T

Friday, February 22, 2013

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
Oh Baby By Motherhood Pregnant Perfect Ruched Tee - Maternity (Google Affiliate Ad)

Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.
Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.
Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!
Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.
We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.
OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday. February 20 2013

Jeeez Syclers, everybody's pregnant or just had a baby.  I can't deal with it.

Have some smooth tunes with Heart Stop from WaxTailor

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Spin Sycle for Monday, February 18 2013

Sad news, Syclers....Mindy McCready has committed suicide at the age of 37.  She leaves behind three children.  She had a troubled life, it is heartbreaking that it ended this way.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Spin Sycle for Thursday, February 7 2013

Hey, Syclers!!  What's going on?

Because nothing else is going on in her life, you can see Jessica Simpson's new baby bump.

Nothing else is going on in her life, so here's Jessica Simpson with a retouched photo shoot.

Justin Timberlake has released his track list for 20/20.  Squeeee!

Miley Cyrus is busy designing her wedding ring

Lamar Odom wants Khloe to pack up with him and go to Italy.  Why not?

If you still care, here are the pictures that Beyonce's team want taken down for being unflatterring

When this face happened:

And nobody is allowed to have any fun at the Grammys, most especially if you are a female sort of person.
Here, for your amusement, are some of the scandalous attire of Grammys past so you can judge for yourself.

Enjoy Think Twice by Donald Byrd
Instyler Hair Straightener And Curling Iron (Google Affiliate Ad)

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Spin Sycle Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Prince has blessed us, Syclers, with some new purple music!!  He still has his groove, and all the funk! Bless his Purpleness!

Check out Breakfast can wait:






Monday, February 4, 2013

Spin Sycle Special Announcement!

I'm going to try a new format, Syclers, just for a temporary change!  See, since I'm now gainfully unemployed, I can devote just a little more time here!  Just remember that this is a temporary change, that is unless I get picked up to do it full time.

Beyonce has announced her Mrs. Carter Show tour.  Not the Blue Ivy's Momma Show? I find it almost amusing that she made Kelly and Michelle have to go through makeup and wardrobe just to be onstage with HerSelf  at the SB Halftime show for about five seconds.  Hilarity.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Spin Sycle for Monday January 28 2013

Are you have a Funday Monday, Syclers?

Chris Brown gets into a fight with Frank Ocean at a recording studio.  Could Chris Brown be charged with a hate crime?

Daft Punk is releasing a new album!

I'm gonna let you judge all over this.  Judge hard:
Jimmy Bennett

Ultravox to go back on tour, not sure who's in their lineup though.



See you next time, Syclers!!  I'm going to let my hand heal up after being bitten up by fire ants.  FIRE ANTS MUST DIE

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.
This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.
Popular guess:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z
Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head