As was expected...

Tila Tequila is a liar. From gawker.com:

As predicted, the DA dropped the charges against Shawne Merriman alleging that he'd physically abused Tila Tequila late one night last week. Because, really, when was the last time someone with the surname "Tequila" was a credible witness? Guilty until proven Herradura, at least. Meanwhile, Merriman continues on his jolly way back to the first week of the NFL season, where he will take place in a delicate sport populated by upstanding young men whose clean-cut reputation for this kind of thing moves further along. Oh, and lesson for all of you: don't go crazy on Twitter next time you get cops involved. Because it just means you're guilty or lying.

Oh, and it sounds like Merriman proposed to have a foursome with him, Tequila (Tila), and two other women, who he had over at his house when Ms. Tequila showed up. At the time, Tila went batshit like any girlfriend reasonably would, and Merriman had to restrain her, and there's a one week gossip cycle. Next.

her drunk tweets as posted by ONTD

and her stupid lie about being allergic to alcohol

*so Tila, for fuck's sake:*

Hef to finally divorce

He sold her house, now he's cleaning out the harem. Sounds like someone's teen sons turned 18.

Nobody could ever accuse Hugh Hefner of rushing into things.

After an 11-year separation, the Playboy founder, 83, has filed for divorce from his second wife, former Playmate Kimberly Conrad, citing irreconcilable differences, Los Angeles court records show.

The pair were married in July 1989 and separated nine years later, but remained legally wed.

Conrad, 47, is the mother of two of Hefner’s four children, and had for years been supported by him in a home next to the Playboy mansion.

*so whadda ya think, will Holly go rushing back?*

Nicole Richie has Baby Boy

I was totally with it when i read the name, I was into James Midnight Madden....Then I read the whole name: SPARROW James Midnight Madden. Now not so much. Stop it with the names, ppl. From msnbc.com:

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud parents of a baby boy, PEOPLE confirms.

“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes,” the couple wrote on Richie’s Web site. The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, born in January 2008.

“I don’t think you can plan anything about having a child,” Richie told PEOPLE back in October 2008. “It’s something completely new, so you just have to go with whatever works for you. There’s a million different ways to be a mom.

Nicole Richie about to have baby #2?

from digitalspy:

Nicole Richie has reportedly checked into hospital, sparking speculation that she is preparing to give birth to her second child.

According to OK, the Simple Life star entered a Los Angeles facility at the end of last week after attending the memorial service for her former fiancé DJ AM.

The 27-year-old was reported to be expecting her second child with partner Joel Madden at the beginning of the month. The couple are already parents to 19-month-old daughter Harlow Winter Kate.

Madden recently joked that Richie was having "inconvenient" cravings during her pregnancy and often wanted fast food in the early hours of the morning.

He added: "We're very, very blessed. We've already had one healthy kid and that's all you can ask for as a parent, healthy kids. This [pregnancy] is going great."

A representative for Richie has yet to comment.

Blind Item!!!

from Janet Charlton:

This A List Hollywood star had had public battles with drug abuse. He seems to have put it all behind him and settled into a successful career and happy home life. What his wife doesn’t know is that he has started quietly smoking pot with his teenage son and his son’s buddies. (The scene reminds of Ryan O’Neal’s early indiscretions with his kids.) The actor doesn’t see any harm in it, but friends who know are worried.

*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr*