Saturday, April 16, 2011

Why Aren't Scientists Pop Stars?

This man is named Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  You should know him.

Kind of Drepressing

Considering Britney Spears used to be a world class dancer then lost her confidence.  Here's a comparison of what I mean, starting with the original version of Dance Til The World Ends where she pretty much just bounces up and down:

There's not much to this, nothing complicated, they even have Britney pretty well covered up.  Let's compare this to Slave 4 U which was much hotter:

and maybe one of her best videos, Stronger:

and of course Oops I did It Again:

Basically, her choices have been really bad.  She should not have gotten married and had children when she did.  She really should have waited til about now, when the timing would have been much better for her career.  I don't know that she'll ever make it back to the top where she was, there are too many contenders now.  Sorry Britney, you fucked up.

I'll leave you with Overprotected:

and Toxc:

You can see what's happening, the same formula and ideas are being rehashed from her earlier work in the hopes of regaining Britney's glory and top spot in the world of pop.  Is it too late?

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.

Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?

Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward

If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

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Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.

Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?

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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Blind Item Extravaganza!

Here's something special for you, Syclers!

1. "This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong." [CDaN]
2. "This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he's actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife." [BuzzFoto]
3. "A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer. Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: "The showrunner on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood. Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace her. This new assistant (we'll call her Prudy) didn't know what hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner in a stern tone, 'Can we just confine our comments to the script?' There was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in stride and good spirit. He said, 'Alright, fine. Take this down,' and he began dictating. 'Fade in. Interior apartment – day. Fred enters. Fred says…' At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden, XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say, we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved act or euphemism for sexual organ (he must've gone on for five minutes), he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat, and said to the temp: 'Okay, now read that back to me.'" [Blind Gossip]

Monday, April 11, 2011

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?