Friday, July 27, 2012

Spin Sycle Olympics Edition!!!

Here's the U.S. Swim Team with Call Me Maybe!!!

I missed opening ceremonies, sorry, gotta pay the rent!!!

But let's see what's up

The Jackson family seriously needs its own reality show.  I'd watch.

Lady Gaga to be in a movie.  It's all she has left.

Yay!  It's Olympics time!!!


Thursday, July 26, 2012

Spin Sycle OMG Edition

Hey Syclers!  Lots of drama with Robert and Kristen, formerly known as KStew

First off, let's be clear: Kristen Stewart says she never had sex with Rupert Sanders.  You believe her, right?

Robert is said to be devastated and is moving his stuff out of their house.  WTF?   Ididn't think they were a couple, right?

But Kristen is sure she'll get her man Rob back.  So they were a thing after all?  Well honey, YA DUN GOOFED.  It might be over.

But Spin has to this all a publicity stunt?

BuzzFoto – We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually [anything] but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their careers. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way. Not Chace Crawford.
rob pattinson and kristen stewartSOLVED!

It’s Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart! Source: BuzzFoto
Boy, these Twilight kids are stealing all the press right now  from every other wannabe and faux couple! The Twilight Twitterverse practically had a meltdown over the death of their beloved RobSten.
Kristen Stewart got caught sucking face with her married, twice-her-age Snow White director, Rupert Sanders. This guy was not only her director, but the husband of the actress who played Kristen’s mother in the film, Liberty Ross. Ewww.

The bottom line is that although the couple RobSten was a marketing fabrication, Rob and Kristen had become genuinely good friends. They had an agreement, they shared a house together, and she made him look bad. In private, Pattinson’s not about to put up with this embarrassment. But he’s going to have to in public! It sure will make for an interesting dynamic when they have to promote Twilight: Breaking Up a Marriage later this year. Will they really be able to pull off a realistic faking of a reconciliation of a faux relationship when the really big bucks are at stake? That last sentence just hurt my brain. The point here is that you shouldn’t believe anything this couple tells you about their relationship in the future. This is about money and legal contracts and movie marketing and the destruction of a friendship, and not about the destruction of a real couple. Well, except for the Sanders couple, of course.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 25 2012

I'm very tired, Syclers.  tired tired tired.

Her iPhone Makes Us Grin

BlindGossip – A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this b-list TV and movie actress’s car a few days ago and snapped a photo of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different story.
Of course, she doesn’t want her contact with the ex to get in the way of her divorce settlement with her husband – nor does the website want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious husband – so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough to make us grin.
It’s Katie Holmes!
The name on the iPhone was that of her ex-boyfriend Chris Klein. We now know that at the time this item was originally published, Chris was in rehab at Cirque Lodge.
Katie Homes and Chris Klein were engaged to be married. Just six weeks after ending their relationship, Katie began dating Tom Cruise.
UsMagazine recently ran an article about Chris:
Katie Holmes’ Hunky Ex Chris Klein Steps Out
Back in the early aughts, Katie Holmes only had eyes for one Hollywood hunk: Chris Klein.
Now 33, the American Pie actor — now appearing on FX’s hit show Wilfred with Elijah Wood — stepped out in Los Angeles last week. Casual in a deep-V neck shirt, jeans, and baseball cap, Klein (who successfully completed a rehab program in 2010) looked hunkier than ever.
This past Saturday, Klein was spotted in the Big Apple — having dinner with pals at hotspot Catch.
As it happens, this was also the first time Klein has been photographed in the midst of his former fiancee’s global-headline-making split from Tom Cruise.
Klein and Holmes, now 33, met in 2000 and got engaged in late 2003. They called off their engagement and their relationship in March 2005. Just a few months later, Holmes and Cruise, now 50, embarked on an epic romance; in November 2006, the couple (parents to newborn Suri, now 6) married in Italy.
Chris lives in Los Angeles and works in Los Angeles but he has been spending lots of time New York City recently. Lots.

When they say "it's not about the money" then IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY
Christian Bale is forgiven of any previous wrong-doing.
Let's make fun of Angry Scottish People!