Saturday, August 1, 2009
Douchey McDouche gets his own TV show. ok, since any fool can get on TV nnow, where's the Spin Sycle show, ppl?
Marky Mark finally strolls himself off the market.
Gay Midget tells Becks how to raise children.....[insert joke here]
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Raunchy video and audio tapes sent from Madonna to her old bodyguard are being auctioned off online.
Some of the tapes, which apparently hold erotic messages that the 'Vogue' singer left on lover James Albright's answerphone in 1992 and videos of Madonna in a hotel room, could fetch as much as $40,000 (£24,000) in the sale.
Also up for grabs are copies of love letters faxed from Madonna to her minder using the code name "Lola Montez".
Auction house Gottahaveit.com described the home videos as "very personal and intimate" but claimed that, for legal reasons, they are not allowed to reveal what exactly is on there.
*prolly cuz it's too damm gross!! and nobody wants to get sued for making ppl puke while seeing Madge the Vadge in positions that even her gyno couldn't get enough $$ to look at. Honestly.*
as Necole Bitchie reports:
I wasn't aware that being a media/attention whore was a career. and according to Mediatakeout:
“Kim split from longtime beau Reggie Bush, with sources telling that the pair opted to part ways on amicable terms.
They have different schedules, they never got to see each other,” a source tells . “Kim didn’t want to give up her career for Reggie and they both care deeply about each other."
Well now it’s official - and we were RIGHT!! People Magazine is reporting that the couple finally decided to end their nearly 3 year relationship.
Here’s what happened. According to our EXTREMELY reliable insider, they didn't break up because of Reggie’s cheating. Our insider explained, “Reggie wasn’t trying to be Mr Kim Kardashian. She always wanted to be in front of the cameras, and had to live her life out in the public for everyone to see.” The insider continued, “He wanted some privacy, and he knew he’d never have that with Kim.”
So Reggie told her he was done a few weeks ago. And so if they were broken up for weeks, why didn’t they tell anyone. According to MediaTakeOut.com’s insider, Reggie and Kim were being paid handsomely by the DeBeers diamond company to go to South Africa together – and they had to keep up appearances.
And here's where it gets sad. The insider added, “Kim tried to get Reggie to change his mind over the trip – she practically begged him to get married. He said No.”
*So...DUMPED! chalk it up to another edition of kunt punt 09. Who's next? Cuz wow, I'm so distraught., like this*