Here's what Katy Perry looks like when she wakes up in the morning....per Russell Brand and Gawker
Discuss in the comments!
a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
Just for clarity's sake, the photos used here are from other sources and are not mine unless otherwise noted. To have a photo removed, kindly email me and I shall gladly oblige.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Spin Sycle for December 29 2010
Hey Syclers! Here's what's going on:
Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!
Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there. Is everyone using the same jeweler?
and a blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.
*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*
Joe Francis, the douche behind Girls Gone Wild, is single again after only a few weeks of marriage!
Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring looks about the same as all the other celebrity engagement rings out there. Is everyone using the same jeweler?
and a blind item for you:
BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.
*Spin's guess- Bran n Angelina*
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Spin Sycle for December 28 2010
What's up, Syclers? Are you ready for a new year?
Elton John is a father
Elton John is a father
Unsubstantiated Rumor: Hollywood is still in shock over the unexpected death of Teena Marie.
People are also whispering: "Will Eddie Murphy attend Teena's funeral?"
Allegedly, Teena and Eddie had a brief fling after she broke up with Rick James and Teena was heartbroken that she was "kept a secret" in regards to the fling.
Allegedly, she fell in love with Eddie and the song "Midnight Magnet," was dedicated to him. (Panache Report)
Rihanna is no longer seeing Matt Kemp
Ne-Yo is a father too
Porn might save OctoMom from losing her house
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Monday, December 27, 2010
The Spin Sycle for Dec. 27 2010
Hugh Hefner is engaged to Crystal Harris! U mad, Holly?
Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.
Alanis Morisette (remember her?) gave birth to a boy
Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies. Bitch, you dun goofed!!
RIP Teena Marie
Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged. I'm sure there's a blind item that this answers.
Alanis Morisette (remember her?) gave birth to a boy
Teen Mom Amber charged with 3 class D felonies. Bitch, you dun goofed!!
RIP Teena Marie
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Merry Christmas bitches
and BTW.....HAPPY FESTIVUS!!! I GOTTA PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
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christmas,
festivus,
happy holidays,
seinfeld,
stoner humor
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Long Overdue
Labels:
happy holidays,
imagine,
john lennon
Thursday, December 16, 2010
It's the Spin Sycle for December 16 2010
Let's get to it Syclers!
Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?
Is Miley Cyrus a liar? Would anyone be surprised if she were?
Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did
The Simpsons thank you for stopping by
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Mariah is having twins....Clomid babies?
Is Miley Cyrus a liar? Would anyone be surprised if she were?
Julia Stiles feels compelled to let us know that she didn't break up Dexter's marriage....which means she totally did
The Simpsons thank you for stopping by
see more Gifs
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dexter,
julia stiles,
Mariah Carey,
michael c hall,
Miley Cyrus
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Hey Syclers!
thought I'd pop my head in to remind you that I'm here!
Ryan Reynolds has been released back into the wild. Dibs.
Dexter and his wife sister are divorcing. guess it's the season!
Teen mom Amber is pregnant again, keeps collecting that welfare check while being a shitty person
Hulk Hogan is getting married again....like tonight
Ryan Reynolds has been released back into the wild. Dibs.
Dexter and his wife sister are divorcing. guess it's the season!
Teen mom Amber is pregnant again, keeps collecting that welfare check while being a shitty person
Hulk Hogan is getting married again....like tonight
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Bad Luck streak happening
Technical problems kids....no posts today
Update: my home was broken into and things were taken. I am trying to cope with the feelings of rage, violation and the insurance company. My holiday season has been ruined. I shall be down for a bit, not sure how long. Please forgive.
Update: my home was broken into and things were taken. I am trying to cope with the feelings of rage, violation and the insurance company. My holiday season has been ruined. I shall be down for a bit, not sure how long. Please forgive.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
No Snark
Rest peacefully, Elizabeth Edwards. May you find the solace and comfort that you didn't have in life.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Spin Sycle for December 6 2010
Here's what's up Syclers!
Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse
Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble. Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously
Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?
*point and laugh* the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher
Chelsea Handler tries to stay relevant by beating a dead horse
Liam Neeson shares his thoughts on Narnia, gets into trouble. Jeezuz, it's just his thoughts, stop taking it so seriously
Take it with a grain of salt from this source....but is Kim K pregnant?
*point and laugh* the Digital Death campaign for AIDS has been a dismal failure unless you look from the angle that those celebs that annoyed you are no longer tweeting/facebooking except for Usher
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle
How's your weekend, Syclers? Here's what's up:
Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March
Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex? Who knew she had a "type"
Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake
Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie
It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?
Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.? What do you think?
Philosorapter thanks you for your time:
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Britney Spears has a new album coming out in March
Is it just me or does Xtina's new boyfriend look like her soon to be ex? Who knew she had a "type"
Mila Kunis speaks about sex......scene with Justin Timberlake
Johnny Depp's thoughts about marriage to Vanessa and about Angelina Jolie
It seems you should beware Video Girl Barbie but where does the feed go?
Is Nicki Minaj one of many performers just cashing in on the Gankuro trend in the U.S.? What do you think?
Philosorapter thanks you for your time:
see more Memebase
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Welcome to December!
I'm still sick Syclers, but I can bring some of what's happening:
Is Britney getting beat up?
There is still a lot of education to be done about AIDS. I know from first hand experience some of the ignorance about AIDS and HIV. I have a brother who died from it. You have the power of the internet, use it to learn. Learn all that you can and help to spread that knowledge. Knowledge is power, ignorance is death.
Neve Campbell is getting divorced
see more Memebase
Is Britney getting beat up?
There is still a lot of education to be done about AIDS. I know from first hand experience some of the ignorance about AIDS and HIV. I have a brother who died from it. You have the power of the internet, use it to learn. Learn all that you can and help to spread that knowledge. Knowledge is power, ignorance is death.
Neve Campbell is getting divorced
see more Memebase
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britney spears,
HIV,
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 30 2010
You forgive me for having a cold, don't you Syclers? I'm all nose. Here's what's up:
Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?
Tony Parker lost his lawyer
An Aquaman movie? Really? REALLY?
Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?
Tony Parker lost his lawyer
An Aquaman movie? Really? REALLY?
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aquaman,
eva longoria,
joke,
kardashian bullshit,
tony parker
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Blast from the Past!
Hope you're doing well Syclers! Enjoy some lulz:
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shorts,
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Youtube
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Happy Thanksgiving Syclers!
I have you to be thankful for, this website is all for you! Let's get to what's happening, starting with a couple of blind items:
"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]
*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*
"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]
*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes? b) Kim Z. C) Benjamin Travolta
University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that
John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son
The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr
Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving. She should try watching the History channel.
Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter
"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]
*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*
"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]
*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes? b) Kim Z. C) Benjamin Travolta
University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that
John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son
The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr
Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving. She should try watching the History channel.
Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle
What's up Syclers! Here's what's happening:
Did Lindsay Lohan quit or was she fired? Who do you believe?
Daniel Day-Lewis to play Abe Lincoln
Is Jessica Simpson insecure about her engagement ring? Maybe she feels it isn't good enough? Or maybe she recognized it from her own jewelry line?
Remember the pastor who earlier this week told his congregation to quit facebook? Yeah, it's always something in their closets
Pope Palpatine says condoms are ok for male prostitutes....so the Church actually officially recognises that homosexuality exists then? so many questions.
Did Lindsay Lohan quit or was she fired? Who do you believe?
Daniel Day-Lewis to play Abe Lincoln
Is Jessica Simpson insecure about her engagement ring? Maybe she feels it isn't good enough? Or maybe she recognized it from her own jewelry line?
Remember the pastor who earlier this week told his congregation to quit facebook? Yeah, it's always something in their closets
Pope Palpatine says condoms are ok for male prostitutes....so the Church actually officially recognises that homosexuality exists then? so many questions.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 18 2010
What's up Syclers!
Teen Mom Amber charged with domestic violence....what's next? Her parents must be so proud.
Sorry potheads! The Netherlands doesn't want your tourism any longer.
Daft Punk does 3D shoot
TI is sick of prison.....but wasn't too sick of it to get busted with drugs, was he?
Teen Mom Amber charged with domestic violence....what's next? Her parents must be so proud.
Sorry potheads! The Netherlands doesn't want your tourism any longer.
Daft Punk does 3D shoot
TI is sick of prison.....but wasn't too sick of it to get busted with drugs, was he?
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
The Spin Sycle for November 17 2010
Ok Syclers!
So Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are really getting divorced. Publicists are asses. Honestly, who thought they would last, anyway?
Avril Lavigne is on the divorce bandwagon
Dina Lohan is still an attention whoring bitch
So Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are really getting divorced. Publicists are asses. Honestly, who thought they would last, anyway?
Avril Lavigne is on the divorce bandwagon
Dina Lohan is still an attention whoring bitch
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dina lohan,
eva longoria,
spin sycle,
tony parker
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 16 2010
Let's get to it Syclers!
Tony Parker, Eva Longoria splitting up?
A Prince proposes to a commoner
John Travolta and Kelly Preston get ready for the new son who will rip his way out of his mother
Brought to you by the first gentlemen's club:
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Tony Parker, Eva Longoria splitting up?
A Prince proposes to a commoner
John Travolta and Kelly Preston get ready for the new son who will rip his way out of his mother
Brought to you by the first gentlemen's club:
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Monday, November 15, 2010
Flashback!
Here's some Siouxsie and the Banshees:
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 11 2010
Happy Veterans' day, Syclers! If you are a vet, be sure to check out some of the freebies and discounts that are meant for you!
In case you didn't know, Pink is pregnant.....guess we'll see if she ends up beating her own kids after criticizing everyone else with theirs, huh?
Fantasia to be sued by her boyfriend's angry scorned wife
Demi Lovato coupled with coke and drinking sent her to rehab. Go Figure.
Jennifer Aniston being blamed for David Arqeutte and Courtney Cox's split.
Kardashian Skanks screw Mastercard.....club owners not happy
Hulk Hogan getting married?
In case you didn't know, Pink is pregnant.....guess we'll see if she ends up beating her own kids after criticizing everyone else with theirs, huh?
Fantasia to be sued by her boyfriend's angry scorned wife
Demi Lovato coupled with coke and drinking sent her to rehab. Go Figure.
Jennifer Aniston being blamed for David Arqeutte and Courtney Cox's split.
Kardashian Skanks screw Mastercard.....club owners not happy
Hulk Hogan getting married?
Monday, November 8, 2010
The Best Rap You Never Heard
Greydon Square....He's been around for a bit, you should really look him up and check him out. Here's Molotov:
and Stolkholm Syndrome:
and Stolkholm Syndrome:
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Spin Sycle: Your Weekend Edition
Here's what's up, Syclers!
Kendra walked on Hank? Why, didn't he make enough $....that's pretty dumb, girl! He's the only person on this planet willing to put with with your stupidity!
Failed Xtian singer Katy Perry makes a big career mistake and no 1 curr
Weezy already violated his parole? Too bad that money couldn't be donated to people who really need it...you know, like in Haiti.
Jessica Simpson sad about Nick getting married again.....but at least this time, Nick won't have a nosy father in law.
Kendra walked on Hank? Why, didn't he make enough $....that's pretty dumb, girl! He's the only person on this planet willing to put with with your stupidity!
Failed Xtian singer Katy Perry makes a big career mistake and no 1 curr
Weezy already violated his parole? Too bad that money couldn't be donated to people who really need it...you know, like in Haiti.
Jessica Simpson sad about Nick getting married again.....but at least this time, Nick won't have a nosy father in law.
From Michael Jackson's secret vault
Approved by his mother, Katherine. I guess this is in retaliation for the tracks that Sony has. Whatever. Enjoy and tell me what you think in the comments below!
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Blind Item!
This one (or two, depending on how you want to look at it) is pretty awesome, it's all about losing IT...you know, the virginity thing!
1. "How he lost it. What's "it"? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that's what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn't have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he's already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that's a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring." [Lainey Gossip]
2. "This is a little different than what I normally do, but it is still good. So, yesterday many of you were speculating about the Lainey blind regarding a guy who lost his virginity through the back door of a an older woman. Last night I got an e-mail from my most reliable source. The way this person heard the story is as follows: It was not the back door, but was oral sex. Also, the person many of you speculating as the woman is not the correct woman. The person who gave the oral sex has been in the news a lot in the past few days and is much more age appropriate, although it would still be illegal in some states which is why the tabloids have been hesitant to publish. The person everyone is guessing for the recipient is correct." [CDaN]
Spin's guesses: 1) Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian 2) Justin Bieber & Demi Lavato
maybe it was both? Guess the Bieb has some stories to tell for say, forever!
Labels:
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demi lavato,
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 02 2010
Let's get on with it Syclers!!
So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels. Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.
When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?
Courtney Love did a three way. You've been warned.
So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels. Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.
When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?
Courtney Love did a three way. You've been warned.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Spin Sycle for November 1 2010
Where does the time go, Syclers?
TI has gone back to prison. dumbass.
Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke are divorcing. See? 'tis the season.
In a twist of irony, Courtney Cox will not divorce her goofball.
and a blind item for your lulz:
CDAN – This so called pious reality star must have found somewhere in the Bible that allows c*ke use because she was going at it this weekend like she was competing against Charlie Sheen for who can use the most in one night.
TI has gone back to prison. dumbass.
Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke are divorcing. See? 'tis the season.
In a twist of irony, Courtney Cox will not divorce her goofball.
and a blind item for your lulz:
CDAN – This so called pious reality star must have found somewhere in the Bible that allows c*ke use because she was going at it this weekend like she was competing against Charlie Sheen for who can use the most in one night.
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 28 2010
Here's what's happening Syclers!!
Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death
Mariah Carey is actually pregnant
Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties
Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.
If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.
Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death
Mariah Carey is actually pregnant
Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties
Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.
If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 26 2010
Here's what's happening, Syclers!
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen. Keep shining, you crazy diamond
Enrique thinks marriage is just too much
Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers
and a blind item for you!
A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.
The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.
read more here
Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen. Keep shining, you crazy diamond
Enrique thinks marriage is just too much
Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers
and a blind item for you!
A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.
The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.
read more here
Monday, October 25, 2010
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Your weekend Spin Sycle edition
Having a good weekend Syclers? Here's what's happening:
Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys
Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl, I wonder if he really wants a boy
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them
Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight
Helena Bonham Carter defies aging
Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys
Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl, I wonder if he really wants a boy
Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them
Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight
Helena Bonham Carter defies aging
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 21 2010
What's up, Syclers? See what's happening!
Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing. That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.
So Xtina was gettin beat or not? I'm confused
Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?
Dr. Dre's son died
Deanna Favre talks about Brett
Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$
Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead
Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing. That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.
So Xtina was gettin beat or not? I'm confused
Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?
Dr. Dre's son died
Deanna Favre talks about Brett
Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$
Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 20 2010
Let's get to it, Syclers!!
Is Beyonce pregnant? or another great hoax? How many times has she been rumored to be pregnant now, 6? 7?
Micheal Lohan uses the media to say...He'll no longer use the media. If he actually shuts up i'll be impressed.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant too? Is all of Hollywood pregnant?
Teen Mom Amber pregnant again? Or is she being manipulative?
Here's your troll Zen for the day:
see more The Art of Trolling
Is Beyonce pregnant? or another great hoax? How many times has she been rumored to be pregnant now, 6? 7?
Micheal Lohan uses the media to say...He'll no longer use the media. If he actually shuts up i'll be impressed.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant too? Is all of Hollywood pregnant?
Teen Mom Amber pregnant again? Or is she being manipulative?
Here's your troll Zen for the day:
see more The Art of Trolling
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 19 2010
Run for the hills Syclers!! It's Halloween season! Don't look back!
Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.
This is probably why Tom Bosley died. He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about. I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.
Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.
Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank
Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter
John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?
Didja see Machete? You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.
Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.
This is probably why Tom Bosley died. He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about. I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.
Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.
Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank
Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter
John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?
Didja see Machete? You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.
Monday, October 18, 2010
Willow Smith's Whip My Hair
Tell me what you think in the comments! I didn't want to like it....but I guess you can't go wrong if you have a father who is loaded out the ass like Will Smith.
I am a little surprised he would let his child do this, after all, Snoop Dogg has said he will not let his children get into music because the business is so dirty. Makes me wonder. Anyway, here's the video of Will Smith if he were a nine year old girl:
I am a little surprised he would let his child do this, after all, Snoop Dogg has said he will not let his children get into music because the business is so dirty. Makes me wonder. Anyway, here's the video of Will Smith if he were a nine year old girl:
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Will Smith,
willow smith
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Become a Minister!!
Want to? I totally did it! That's right Syclers, your Spin is a registered minister! You can do it too! No special training is required, name your faith, even $ is not required. Donations are nice, but if you aren't able to pay, then you aren't able. But for small, reasonable fees, you can buy a nice certificate and wallet ID for yourself!
Follow this link:
http://www.universalministries.com
and
Follow this link:
http://www.universalministries.com
and
You can make a difference, so why not add "minister" to your repetoire?
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minister,
ministry of spin,
ordained
Friday, October 15, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 15 2010
Happy Friday Syclers!
Homewrecker Alicia Keys gave birth to a boy.
TI goes back to prison
and a treat....Blind Items!!
She's non-black but she's married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband's actions) that he was completely whipped. She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he's cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. (Panache Report)
*Spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*
This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. (BlindGossip)
*Spin's guess - Bill & Giulianna Rancic*
This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just “happened” to show up right where the paps were. (CDAN)
*Spin's guess - Nicole Richie*
Homewrecker Alicia Keys gave birth to a boy.
TI goes back to prison
and a treat....Blind Items!!
She's non-black but she's married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband's actions) that he was completely whipped. She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he's cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. (Panache Report)
*Spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*
This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. (BlindGossip)
*Spin's guess - Bill & Giulianna Rancic*
This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just “happened” to show up right where the paps were. (CDAN)
*Spin's guess - Nicole Richie*
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 14 2010
Just for you, Syclers!
at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone. A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see. On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm. Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.
Xtina has officially filed for divorce
Lady Gaga bought back her old demos
Just say NO to Top Gun 2
Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too
Monster Snooki thanks you for your time
at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone. A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see. On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm. Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.
Xtina has officially filed for divorce
Lady Gaga bought back her old demos
Just say NO to Top Gun 2
Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too
Monster Snooki thanks you for your time
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 13 2010
Here you go, Syclers!
Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:
Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.
Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her
Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor
Old news: Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen. no1curr
Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair. I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling. Hard.
Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:
Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.
Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her
Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor
Old news: Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen. no1curr
Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair. I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling. Hard.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Tis the season for splitting!
Seems like autumn is a big split up time, before the holidays and Spring is the next big split up time, after the holidays. So what is up with these splits? Are they related? What's the connection! Maybe we'll find out in the next few days!
In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:
Laura Dern and Ben Harper
Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman
Courtney Cox and David Arquette
are they related, Syclers? Tell me what you think in the comments!!
In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:
Laura Dern and Ben Harper
Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman
Courtney Cox and David Arquette
are they related, Syclers? Tell me what you think in the comments!!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 11 2010
Courtney Cox & David Arquette to divorce?
Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?
I would totally do this for $1 mill.
Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?
I would totally do this for $1 mill.
Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 9 2010
Here you go Syclers! Links for your interestz
Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.
Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again. I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.
Pari$ Hilton now eats children. Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.
Jay Z loves his Granmama
So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex? This will end well.
Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.
Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.
Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again. I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.
Pari$ Hilton now eats children. Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.
Jay Z loves his Granmama
So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex? This will end well.
Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.
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Try this on!
South African rap group Die Antwoord and their new song Evil Boy. I'm into it! What do you think?
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 7 2010
Ok Syclers, here's what's up for today
WOW has reached 12 million subscribers. Wish I worked there.
Gene Simmons isn't afraid to be Dad, remains awesome while doing so
Ashton & Demi have an open marriage?
Oprah's dirty secrets to be exposed! she's really a bitch? you don't say!
WOW has reached 12 million subscribers. Wish I worked there.
Gene Simmons isn't afraid to be Dad, remains awesome while doing so
Ashton & Demi have an open marriage?
Oprah's dirty secrets to be exposed! she's really a bitch? you don't say!
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 5 2010
PETA is useless, the laughing puppy flinging girl shall go unpunished
Die Hard 5 is going to happen
Charlie Sheen's daughter got married. Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.
Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant? Where does that stick carry it?
Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?
Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes
James Franco in drag. Seriously, you have to see this.
Die Hard 5 is going to happen
Charlie Sheen's daughter got married. Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.
Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant? Where does that stick carry it?
Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?
Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes
James Franco in drag. Seriously, you have to see this.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Spin Sycle for October 2 2010
See, if you run your mouth about work, you might get fired
Courtney Love desperately wants your attention
Lady Gaga to get married?
The Who working on a new album
Steve Martin's ideas for banjo tour
Explore Panache Report's blind item archive
Courtney Love desperately wants your attention
Lady Gaga to get married?
The Who working on a new album
Steve Martin's ideas for banjo tour
Explore Panache Report's blind item archive
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Meet Kosmo!
He's the newest member to the family. He was a shelter dog and we gave him a home! He is very sweet and smart.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Spin Sycle for September 27 2010
Segway company owner dies from riding one off a cliff
Disgraced pastor Long says a lot without saying a thing....interestingly does not deny actions or being gay
I found Panache Reports' take interesting:
Disgraced pastor Long says a lot without saying a thing....interestingly does not deny actions or being gay
I found Panache Reports' take interesting:
"IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF?"
A gay source shared some disturbing news with us, as follows: "So many bishops, pastors and preachers are on the downlow! They all protect one another and their secrets."
"When a downlow preacher visits an out of town church-headed up by another DL preacher. He's offered up young men-sexually-from the congregation, it's a traveling perk among the DL gospel sect! It's also called, 'showing off your male stable,' and who has 'the prettiest boy stable' among this secret society of preachers (allegedly, some of the biggest names in the gospel industry)."
"Workshops have become a meat rack of young men (cess pool) lined up to be inspected by church leaders. Women are made to feel unwelcome and are discouraged from attending."
Our source added: "These same preachers don't have to patronize gay clubs undercover because these religious retreats are disguised as homosexual sex parties."
It's even rumored that a pastor from a New Birth satellite church is suspected or was arrested for allegedly molesting five boys. I don't know if this story is true because it's not mentioned in search engines.
B.J. Bernstein released tame photos. Allegedly, explicit photos exist.
"These powerful men target boys from troubled backgrounds and/or single family homes.
Believe it or not, for money, some of the mothers offer their boys up and turn the other way.
It was rumored that women taking were their young daughters backstage to meet R. Kelly after the sex tape emerged, the same thing goes on in the church." Some parents relocate so their son's can be mentored by male preachers/bishops.
With some parents and church elders looking the other way, some of these guys feel helpless. These type of religious leaders manipulate and practice mind control on their flock. The congregation becomes blinded by loyalty and they put all their faith in one man, sometimes at the expense of children."
The church is suppose to be a safe haven for adults and children, it's sad when you can't trust a man of the cloth in the presence of your child.
Rumors persist that a settlement will be made to prevent damaging information from coming out in a public setting (courtroom).
Part II:
Why didn't Bishop Eddie Long deny the allegations against him during his press conference?
Can the term "I'm Not A Perfect Man," be taken as some type of admission? Reminiscent of Gary Condit's interview with Connie Chung where he was evasive, so evasive, that experts suggested his lawyers be charged with malpractice.
Has Long's ego gotten the best of him, is that why he didn't step down? Is there too much money involved to walk away? His greed is legendary and may be his downfall, he also loves publicity.
Church funds need to be investigated: New cars, private jet fare, hotel accommodations. Is this where your church donations are going? And, why should religion cost anything and why do some of these mega churches have ATM machines?
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Thursday, September 23, 2010
Blind Item ;)
let us remember: "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into heaven."
since this past week has been so interesting for megachurch christian leaders, I thought you'd find this Panache report blind pretty juicy:
*This blind item is a continuation of a prior blind item, follow the clues!
since this past week has been so interesting for megachurch christian leaders, I thought you'd find this Panache report blind pretty juicy:
“SECRETIVE
These three black celebrity men are the secretive owners of a kinky sex club located in the Dirty South. One of the men is “a man of the cloth,” who has appeared on TV frequently.
This man of the cloth is considered a “big trick” among strippers because he will pay all the bills of his favorite stripper even if she lives with a man.
The other two men are former athletes. Hint: The two former athletes played in two different sports fields-excluding the NBA and the NFL.”
*This blind item is a continuation of a prior blind item, follow the clues!
We’ve all heard the term, living a “double life.” This man was living a triple life!
He’s married, and he’s also dating another stripper-on the side. He has her rolling in a silver Range Rover, he gave her $30,000 to put down on a residence in Buckhead and he keeps her on a weekly allowance of $4,000. He also paid for her to attend cosmetology school in the daytime. I wonder does he know about her cop boyfriend?
If that’s not enough, our famous man also likes young men, if they’re reluctant, he sets up a gay-for-pay situation for them. He’s known to get down with the rough neck thug types on occasion as well.
He’s also been spotted patronizing the male hustler stroll in the dirty south as well as the hustler stroll in Los Angeles.
His fantasy: To have a harem of young men at his beck and call.
Last year, he took a trip to Jamaica with two young men in tow. They hit a sex club and a popular nude beach. Later, another man joined the party, this man has been suspected of being a money launderer. From there, the party of four flew back to the dirty south to attend a workshop. The two older men acted like predators as they swooned over the young handsome men in attendance.
He’s also known in the Caribbean and the Dominican Republic, he’s always on the prowl for good looking young men. He also has a reputation among gay adult stars.
Are two members of this secret society-men of the cloth? If so, who are they?
*figured it out yet? Myra Panache says she has a lot of dirt on this dirty preacher...so get yer popcorn kids! there's gonna be a show!*
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